Tesla Roadster

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958 points | by shekhar101 20 hours ago ago

1604 comments

  • synapsomorphy 20 hours ago ago

    Ok, so it actually flies. That was unexpected.

    It's an incredible engineering achievement to build in massive fans and rocket engines into a high performance car. It's truly wild.

    It's being sold in two modes. One with cold gas (no combustion) seemingly just for extra forwards acceleration (no flying) and one with real combustion rocket engines, the latter was in the video and is "invite only".

    Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model. I wonder if the combustion version will even break 3 figures sales.

    Even just the cold gas variant seems like a nightmare for production, there's a high pressure COPV in that thing and that's gonna make crashes much more.. exciting, and Tesla doesn't have a great record anyways. But very few of these are ever getting sold anyways.

    • InsideOutSanta 26 minutes ago ago

      I can't believe people still believe Musk's demos. Can we wait with rhe excitement until this is actually real and in customer hands?

      • RajT88 5 minutes ago ago

        I go back periodically and watch the bulletproof glass demo on the cyber truck.

        It beggars belief that was not scripted by a comedian. Comedic timing was perfect.

      • mixtureoftakes 18 minutes ago ago

        you can make cars fly and people will still complain

        • grandpajoey 16 minutes ago ago

          It's not a car, it's a car shaped thing that they created for a demo. People will complain because this should not have any impact whatsoever on TSLA, but people act like it will.

          That being said, the stock tanked today so I don't think most people are buying it.

        • cheonic4040 16 minutes ago ago

          > you can make cars fly and people will still complain

          Until everyone who wants to buy a flying car can buy it and have it delivered next week, yes, we have every right to complain.

          Until then, this Tesla demo is no different than an AI generated video. Can’t buy the car yet.

          • politician 10 minutes ago ago

            "No one is allowed to build anything that I'm not allowed to buy immediately." --cheonic4040

            • freecodeio 5 minutes ago ago

              it's more like "don't lie to customers" but sure

    • tgtweak 4 hours ago ago

      That is incorrect - there are three versions slated, one with no cold gas nozzles, one with forward-only (the 4 in the rear) and a tank in the rear "acceleration", one with 10 nozzles (4 under, 2 side, 4 rear) and a tank in the rear and passenger seat "flight". None of the variants use rocket fuel or other ignited propellent, they're all just compressed gas release systems.

      This is explained in the deep dive video with Lars - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22rvpUecLts

      • mulletbum 3 hours ago ago

        I like how "Jetson car" goes from driving George to work through the air to "10 seconds of air time is a Jetson car." No, it is nothing like the Jetsons. It is a cold air bomb waiting to explode and there is zero chance of it actually hitting the road other than in a few fake forms to pretend they did it.

        • jordanb 2 hours ago ago

          I felt the same way when they were calling the Segway skateboards "hoverboards" and referring to back to the future.

          • 420official an hour ago ago

            I'm not sure I'd agree that "Traditional wheel powered transportation vehicle" is in the same category as "Useless hovering car with giant dangerous high-pressure nitrogen tank that can cause serious bodily injury to pedestrians and occupants"

        • tintor 9 minutes ago ago

          It doesn't have to be pressurized at all times!

          You could only pressurize it right before your jumping stunt.

        • politician 7 minutes ago ago

          Do you feel the same way about every Red Bull stunt?

        • mips_avatar 2 hours ago ago

          It's basically the batmobile from Dark Knight. A small bridge jumper. Still pretty cool

          • mysterydip 2 hours ago ago

            Didn’t that also actually work? IIRC they wanted to develop something that could realistically do it. This seems to confirm: https://batmobilehistory.com/tumbler-batmobile.php

          • PorciiVorbesc 2 hours ago ago

            >A small bridge jumper.

            Or an easier way to escape rioters blocking the road and threatening your life.

            • 420official an hour ago ago

              Imagine what these air blasters would do to a pedestrian. This is never going to hit the road like shown.

              • tedggh 24 minutes ago ago

                I think future technology will allow the car to detect another car or pedestrian too close to the exhaust system and disengage it. I don’t know, some wild thought I just had.

                • scythe 8 minutes ago ago

                  You can't just "disengage" a car that's six feet off the ground. You have to land it gently with the nozzle engaged or you don't have a car anymore, and maybe you don't have a driver either.

              • SketchySeaBeast 34 minutes ago ago

                Not just pedestrians. Nearby car windshields.

        • kreetx 2 hours ago ago

          I guess any LPG-installed car is also a "bomb" by your definition?

          • devonbleak 2 hours ago ago

            my quick search says LPG-installed cars run at 5-10 bar. the roadster apparently at 350 bar. by comparison one is on the scale of car tires and the other is like 35x that.

            • enaaem 2 minutes ago ago

              Using Brode's equation a rupture can release 52MJ of energy or 12kg of TNT. An high explosive tank shell only has 11MJ of explosive energy.

            • tintor 6 minutes ago ago

              But also LPG is extremely flammable, while air isn't, and air can be safely leaked in emergency.

              • vel0city a few seconds ago ago

                This is enough pressure to launch a car and flip it in the air, you can't just "safely leak" it at any useful rate of speed in an emergency.

            • hinkley an hour ago ago

              For reference, tractor trailer tires run about 7 bar and we’ve all see those videos.

        • LogicFailsMe 2 hours ago ago

          Now do the definition of AGI.

        • kulahan an hour ago ago

          You think the jetsons vehicle wasn’t a flying bomb? You’re comparing a real, actually-flying car with a cartoon fantasy and complaining the real one isn’t real enough? I don’t even understand what the point here is

          • kaashif 5 minutes ago ago

            The point is that a car flying for 10 seconds is nowhere near the Jetsons car.

            We actually do already have Jetsons style flying cars - those things that look kind of like big drones are basically that, and those are actually practical.

            Forget the comparison to the Jetsons if it upsets you, let's just compare to actual flying vehicles.

        • buzzerbetrayed 38 minutes ago ago

          I bet Tesla is kicking themselves for not consulting mulletbum before building. They could have caught this if only the actual engineers at Tesla had your input.

      • hinkley an hour ago ago

        You know the force from these thrusters is going to injure a pedestrian and the whole idea will be scrapped.

        They can’t even build a proper Mini anymore because the hood was so low it elked pedestrians face first into the windshield.

        • cwillu 34 minutes ago ago

          It's never going to be street legal, and I doubt there was ever a plan to try.

        • gambiting 33 minutes ago ago

          The cybertruck is so dangerous to pedestrians it would never pass homologation pretty much anywhere outside of USA, and yet it sells there. If the roadster is sold anywhere it will be there too.

      • ASalazarMX 3 hours ago ago

        Honey, did you remember to also charge the compressed gas tank on the Tesla?

        Sorry, I'll start it from the app!

        chug chug chug chug

        • turtlebits 3 hours ago ago

          From the interview, they says it takes 6-8 hours to fill and you get 1 "launch" before its depleted in under a second.

          • xattt 2 hours ago ago

            This is just gooning with a drivetrain.

            • LogicFailsMe 2 hours ago ago

              Opposite of gooning no? More like Mr. 2 seconds leaving one's partner stimulated but unfulfilled.

              • gs17 2 hours ago ago

                I think they more meant the "6-8 hours to fill and you get 1 launch" aspect. The gooning starts in the garage.

                • Aarostotle an hour ago ago

                  Of all things, how is this the most reasonable, even-handed disagreement in this thread?

                  • LogicFailsMe 10 minutes ago ago

                    Because that's how things work now. But also, no disagreement, the gooning is absolutely in the 6-8 hours not the 5 seconds of joy joy.

    • lisper 10 minutes ago ago

      > Ok, so it actually flies.

      For a few seconds. It's a parlor trick. And the flying configuration will not be street-legal.

    • dotancohen 2 hours ago ago

        > Tesla doesn't have a great record anyways.
      
      If I'm not mistaken, and please somebody correct me if I am mistaken, Teslas meet or exceed the absolute highest safety regulations in the US and in Europe.
      • zombocomvibes 2 hours ago ago

        They have the highest rate of fatal accidents across all car brands, more than double the average.

        https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a62919131/tesla-has-highes...

        • nomel an hour ago ago

          Safety of a car is a different axis than safety of the driver. That combines them. Related, it's why performance cars have higher insurance rates: people who buy fast cars go fast.

          • yugoslavia4ever 37 minutes ago ago

            paid

            • nomel 14 minutes ago ago

              I would claim "has a most basic understanding of statistics".

        • BalinKing 41 minutes ago ago

          Your comment is—at best—misleading. See the last two paragraphs of the article:

          > The study's authors make clear that the results do not indicate Tesla vehicles are inherently unsafe or have design flaws.... Many of the other cars that ranked highly on the list have also been given high ratings for safety by the likes of IIHS and the National Highway Transportation Safety Administration, as well....

          > “The models on this list likely reflect a combination of driver behavior and driving conditions, leading to increased crashes and fatalities”....

          • garbagewoman 16 minutes ago ago

            You forgot to point out which part of the comment was misleading

      • lucideer 15 minutes ago ago

        EU safety regs are pass/fail - there's no sources stating Tesla have exceeded anything there, they need to pass in order to be sold in Europe, so they've done whatever the minimum required is for that. To do so, they've needed to make numerous compromises & changes to their cars to make them fit for the EU market - notably no FSD. Hardly indicative of a car brand that exceeds anything.

        As for US safety standards, that seems a lower bar...

      • thuridas 27 minutes ago ago

        Like the people who get trapped in case of accident when the electricity fail and is burned inside?

      • blipvert 2 hours ago ago

        The “Cybertruck” (ffs …) is not legal in the EU due to safety regulations, so I would say that you are mistaken.

        • vovavili a few seconds ago ago

          Says more about the EU than about the Cybertruck.

        • gopher2000 2 hours ago ago

          That feels like it's much more "by design" than "cannot meet regulations".

          • hinkley an hour ago ago

            Immaterial to the original claim.

          • blipvert an hour ago ago

            “We designed the Tesla Deathtrap 300 to explicitly break any regulations regarding danger to human life”

    • geoduck14 24 minutes ago ago

      >Ok, so it actually flies

      I'm going to quote Buzz Lightyear: this is falling... with style.

      On a serious note, this was unexpected. You can't deny, he has style

    • jcheng 19 hours ago ago

      Reading https://www.tesla.com/roadster, it seems like both variants only use cold gas thrusters, and the difference is that the "normal" (lol) one only has them pointed rearwards while the flying one has them pointed in all different directions as well.

      • jacquesm 19 hours ago ago

        I'm sure having a cold gas thruster is going to be no problem at all for road approval. /s

        • baxtr 14 hours ago ago

          That’s the European mind speaking.

          Mind you that when Karl Benz invented the automobile in Germany, he didn’t have a permit as well

          So many things that were invented in Europe couldn’t be invented today.

          • InsideOutSanta 29 minutes ago ago

            Somehow I feel like "putting highly explosive canisters all around a car" is not the best example for why regulation is bad.

          • jacquesm 12 hours ago ago

            No, that's the mind of a person speaking that is thinking of the motorcycle standing at the traffic light just behind this car. Action, reaction, that sort of thing.

          • trog 14 hours ago ago

            Not like those genius Elon and American minds thinking "oh yeh rocket engines on cars makes a lot of sense", you're saying?

          • mcrk 14 hours ago ago

            The very first cars required to have a person walking in front of it with waving a flag as a warning.

            • HPsquared 14 hours ago ago

              Red flag thing was the UK's Locomotives Act 1865, which dated from before what we call cars were invented. More aimed at traction engines (steam engines that go on the road). Exactly the type of regulation people like to mock the EU for.

              • Breza 9 hours ago ago

                Last year I went to a steam show and had to share the street with giant steam tractors for the first time. That law suddenly made sense. The visibility and stopping distance aren't great.

          • a96 14 hours ago ago

            Funnily enough, he was also the first person to get a driver's license IIRC.

          • Arodex 13 hours ago ago

            >So many things that were invented in Europe couldn’t be invented today

            Like leaded gazoline, whose effects can still be seen presently...

          • rbanffy 9 hours ago ago

            > That’s the European mind speaking.

            No. That's the road safety mind speaking.

          • Arodex 13 hours ago ago

            How long is the US going to allow a car able to jump over Hostile Vehicle Mitigation barriers?

            • cucumber3732842 12 hours ago ago

              Like everything else we regulate.... right up until it becomes cheap enough that "undesirables" might get their hands on them.

        • lallysingh 19 hours ago ago

          Best guess is that it's disabled for anything but track/trick stuff. There will be some cool videos eventually showing up with tricks people pull with this. I don't know what else it's for.

          I can imagine the lateral thrusters helping it turn faster on the track. Although I wonder if the extra weight is going to net out positive for lap times.

          But really, a few very rich people will buy the full-rocket version to impress their friends. They'll play with them on private property.

          • scheme271 18 hours ago ago

            Solo track use at that. I can't imagine that other drivers are going to be all that happy if they get hit by the exhaust from one of the thrusters in a corner.

            • somenameforme 15 hours ago ago

              Gases dissipate very rapidly, even moreso if doing pulsing or whatever. Probably very unsafe for a human standing literally right behind it, but it'd likely have 0 effect on another car at typical driving distance.

              • TabTwo 4 hours ago ago

                Great idea to use something like that in a tunnel or a garage. Suffocation - no breathing ... and probably some blown doors/walls from the pressure

                • trothamel 2 hours ago ago

                  How are you going to suffocate when the thrusters are sending out compressed air?

                • Dylan16807 4 hours ago ago

                  Car tunnels should be able to handle that level of bad gasses.

              • jacquesm 12 hours ago ago

                Except for the bit where you can't see a thing.

          • alxndr 17 hours ago ago

            The crash photos are going to be Darwin-award-worthy

            • flemhans 8 hours ago ago

              I could see a safety feature where it launches itself into the air to avoid an imminent crash (providing the area above is free)

              • greedo 38 minutes ago ago

                What goes up...

              • Symmetry 4 hours ago ago

                That depends on the landing zone being available in a way that's hard for the onboard safety system to predict. But if the car is, say, spinning out you could use these to restore stability or try to recover from the other sorts of disasters that overpowered cars can end up in even on clear roads.

                • calvinmorrison 2 hours ago ago

                  once your wheels leave the road, its hard to slow down. Just getting to zero mph before flipping 100 times and rolling over would be immensely useful.

              • tocs3 7 hours ago ago

                I suppose I can see this also. It sounds horrifying. A head on collision is a pretty terrible thing but having one of the cars suddenly fly 30 feet in the air and crashing into on coming traffic does not sound like a great option. Reminds me of the cybertruck "this would make the perfect post apocalyptic vehicle."

                • jayGlow 2 hours ago ago

                  you might have a better chance of surviving that 30 foot launch than a head on collision with a pole or a semi truck. don't get me wrong it seems wildly impractical but there may be rare situations where it's useful. ejection seats on fighters frequently injured their pilot but that is better than being dead.

                  • jacquesm 2 hours ago ago

                    This whole thing is incredibly stupid and yet, people are bending over backwards to defend it. There is not a single traffic situation where the ability of a car to suddenly launch itself into the air doesn't have more downsides than it staying put. This includes overhead wiring, other people nearby, tunnels, bridges, overpasses, lampposts, traffic lights and other street furniture. With a little luck you will survive the impact of your toy when it lands but the party that you land on does not. People have a hard enough time predicting trajectories with everything constrained to 2D, if cars start jumping around like fleas that is not an improvement. From a standstill with other parties around you this is already a serious problem, if it were moving forward at highway speeds in traffic it would be utterly irresponsible to trigger this kind of launch.

                    • qzw 14 minutes ago ago

                      What, you don’t think the solution to a situation with too much out-of-control kinetic energy is to inject a whole bunch more semi-randomly-directed kinetic energy?

            • rbanffy 9 hours ago ago

              I think every buyer should receive a complimentary nomination for the award.

        • turtlebits 3 hours ago ago

          It's for the ultra rich and a tech showcase, so probably will be classified as off-road use only.

          • jacquesm 2 hours ago ago

            Here's to hoping it will end up with the same reputation as the e-type.

        • thefourthchime 2 hours ago ago

          I mean, Leno drives around with a jet engine motorcycle that can melt the guy behind him.

    • whycome 13 minutes ago ago

      Where the heck did you see combustion based rocket engines? I haven’t seen that come up once. Was it an AI response? And the video feature only cold gas rockets as far as I knew.

      • politician 2 minutes ago ago

        In the Top Gear interview, they even state that using a fuel "would not be a Tesla thing to do".

    • quijoteuniv 7 minutes ago ago

      Un incredible achievement that betters humanity. Amazing

    • nycdatasci 5 hours ago ago

      There are three modes: Performance ($50k reservation), Thrust ($250k reservation), and Rocket (invite only). Thrust and Rocket mention cold gas thrusters. Where do you see a combustion rocket engine advertised? https://www.tesla.com/roadster

      • delichon 2 hours ago ago

        I'm glad that marketing was able to talk Elon out of modes Suck, Blow and Boing.

        • criemen 38 minutes ago ago

          SpaceX Tesla crossover. Not exactly what was on my bingo sheet today.

    • nullocator 18 hours ago ago

      I suspect it "actually flies" much the same way the cybertruck is bullet proof and has an ultra hard stainless steel exoskeleton, in that it doesn't. This seems like smoke and mirrors conman shit pumped up to 11.

      • rogerrogerr 16 hours ago ago

        Is your assertion that the car shaped object we watched drive for a distance and then levitate over a distance was something other than a car that actually flies?

        • InsideOutSanta 32 minutes ago ago

          You watched a demo of a car-shaped object flying. Was it an actual car, or just a shell that looks like a car? We won't know until it's actually on sale and in customer hands what this is going to be.

          It wouldn't be the first time Musk demoed something and promised something and then never ships.

        • philistine 10 hours ago ago

          Watch The man with the golden gun. You’ll see a car do a corkscrew jump. Does that mean all cars of that brand could do that jump?

          What we saw was impressive, but it’s a trick. The car’s tanks are surely empty after this, and now you have a loud compressor filling them up for minutes. You can’t use those thrusters near people and cars cause you’re at risk of getting them in trouble.

          It’s part of a long history of useless tech in supercars. Impressive, but useless.

          • whycome 10 minutes ago ago

            How is that a trick? So far it seems that was exactly what was advertised?

        • lucideer 13 minutes ago ago

          I'd assert that it being something other than a car is an extremely reasonable assumption given all evidence available.

        • BigCatStuff 16 hours ago ago

          What distance did you actually see it "drive"? There is no evidence that the car shaped object was anything but a lightweight shell using compressed air to levitate and do tricks like any modern day drone can do.

          Here's an RC car that can drive on the ceiling: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uR_mNcRlNsA

          • rlander 4 hours ago ago
            • I-M-S 2 hours ago ago

              The car being filmed and the car that did the stunts are not necessarily the same. See this image for what seems to be an empty husk of the car that actually "flew": https://imgur.com/a/uH9qCxr

            • bayarearefugee 2 hours ago ago

              That is clearly not the same car considering you can see the car they are talking about off to the right in the distance (it, rather suspiciously, never leaves the curved vertical track area).

              You fell for Elon's three-cup monte.

          • vessenes 9 hours ago ago

            Well, Elon said the final prod car would be lighter; whether or not they achieve that goal, the strong implication: the car has a battery and power train in it. Also, we saw it drive up the first part of the ramp without any air seeming to come out the back, and reverse down slowly; there don't seem to be forward facing fans/jets from the looks of the air coming out. I'd say Occam's razor is that the car has a full electric system in it.

            • Volundr 6 hours ago ago

              I don't doubt it's got an electric system in it. I doubt it's got a battery sized for anything beyond that demo, a sufficiently rigid frame for road use, a reasonable steering and suspension system, etc.

              My general assumption is that anything and everything that wasn't necessary for that demo was removed to trim enough weight to make the demo possible.

            • olyjohn 6 hours ago ago

              I can move my gas powered car that far if I leave it in gear and run it with the starter. Is my car electric?

        • fckgw 2 hours ago ago

          Would you say a bullfrog that can hop from pad to pad can fly?

          • cwillu 27 minutes ago ago

            A frog can't hover for any amount of time.

        • nullocator 8 hours ago ago

          I certainly don't think it was a car that flies. It could be a car that can do dangerous party tricks for no practical reason but I kinda doubt that do. Hell we live in an AI world now, why are you so confident it's what they claim it is, what in Musk or Tesla's track record indicates that this is anything but a hype effort?

          • rogerrogerr 7 hours ago ago

            If they used AI to fake a live demo in front of a bunch of people, that would be exceedingly impressive.

      • testing22321 8 hours ago ago

        The cyber truck is more bulletproof than any normal car, there are tons of videos of it stopping handgun rounds.

        For what it’s worth, my $600 hunting rifle will go clean through both sides of any bulletproof vest, and it’s nothing special.

        For everything that is bulletproof, there is always a calibre of projectile that will go through it.

    • delichon 20 hours ago ago

      > kinda wild they devoted this much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Watch Ford v Ferrari for an idea of what auto companies are willing to invest for bragging rights.

      • officeplant 2 hours ago ago

        Endurance racing has 100% more practical uses than stunt car.

      • estearum 19 hours ago ago

        Ford and Ferrari aren’t on the brink of extinction

        • slig 10 hours ago ago

          Yeah, I hear twitter won't survive the weekend too.

          • HarHarVeryFunny an hour ago ago

            Twitter is essentially dead. If I go to my "For You" tab, it is literally 100% pro-Trump bot posts.

            Musk keeps it running as a mouthpiece/propaganda and vanity project, but it's not a viable business anymore due to all the $13B Musk borrowed to acquire it, as well as loss of advertizers. It's estimated to break even on an operational basis, but loses about $1B/yr when you include interest on the debt.

            • whycome 7 minutes ago ago

              Uh isn’t the “for you” literally the algorithm based feed for your direct interests? My for you page shows zero trump. And this is exactly the reason why it’s still so valuable, it can feed the echo chambers for individuals and keep them engaged (and seeing ads)

        • dboreham 19 hours ago ago

          Tesla's stock price might be detached from reality, but is their actual business in trouble? I ask because anywhere I travel (Europe, UK, HK, NZ for example) there are just tons of Teslas, most of them the latest refresh models. There were more Telsas than BYD in Hong Kong!

          • remus 3 hours ago ago

            > Tesla's stock price might be detached from reality, but is their actual business in trouble?

            I am not sure you can detach these two concepts. Tesla is currently valued around 3x the next top 5 auto companies combined, so to an extent you need to judge the company on these expectations. I happen to think they do have a pretty good business selling cars, and maybe a very good business selling autonomous cars, but there's so much uncertainty I think it is hard to see the current market cap as anything other than hugely inflated.

          • estearum 11 hours ago ago

            Yes their actual business is in trouble.

            Why exactly do you think he keeps repositioning them as a robotics oh wait no I mean an AI company? Why is he clearly positioning Tesla to be acquired by SpaceX? Why is Tesla investing into xAI to be converted into SpaceX shares?

            Tesla’s actual business, making cars, continues to degrade. The Roadster (obviously) is not going to help.

            They have a huge balance sheet so it’ll take a while but Musk obviously sees the writing on the wall. The sheen is wearing off their shitty products and he doesn’t know how to add the sheen back or make the products less shitty.

            • whycome 5 minutes ago ago

              Just wait til all teslas are roving cell towers connected to star link. Always capturing 3d data of every single street driven. There’s still so much room for weird big things with the network being built. Scary.

            • throwawayfifo 8 hours ago ago

              >Yes their actual business is in trouble.

              No it's not.

              >Tesla’s actual business, making cars, continues to degrade.

              False. Revenue and deliveries beat so far this year, Q3 also a beat.

              Don't let your Elon Derangement Syndrome cloud your ability to think rationally.

              • estearum 8 hours ago ago

                You're aware that "beat" means "beat expectations," right? You're aware that expectations are increasingly that Tesla's business is struggling?

                TSLA is down 18% YTD. That's because their business is doing so well?

                • throwawayfifo 7 hours ago ago

                  >You're aware that "beat" means "beat expectations," right?

                  You're aware that the "expectations" are they run a profitable company, right?

                  >You're aware that expectations are increasingly that Tesla's business is struggling?

                  You're aware that the expectations are increasingly that Tesla's business is stable, and showed record deliveries and backlog in Q2?

                  >TSLA is down 18% YTD. That's because their business is doing so well?

                  Auto manufacturing sector (DJUSAU) is down 16% YTD, and Tesla's stock is overpriced to begin with. Tesla's most direct competitor in the US, Rivian, is down 34% YTD. Stop getting your business/economic news from BlueSky/reddit.

                  • carlob 6 hours ago ago

                    > Stop getting your business/economic news from BlueSky/reddit.

                    And where should they get them? From Twitter?

                    • throwawayfifo 5 hours ago ago

                      >And where should they get them?

                      Credible business/economic news outlets.

                      >From Twitter?

                      No.

                      • estearum 5 hours ago ago

                        Like FT?

                        October 2: Tesla deliveries fall 2% as US consumers buy fewer EVs

                        July 23: Tesla shares tumble 11% as discounts hit profits

                        April 2: Tesla reports weaker than expected 6% rise in global deliveries

                        January 29: Tesla scraps models in pivot to AI as annual revenue falls for the first time

                        Tesla growth is slowing, margins are getting crunched, competition is heating up. Tesla knows they're fucked so they're pivoting into AI. The pivot into AI might work, but Musk himself unambiguously thinks Tesla is fucked as an automotive company.

                  • estearum 6 hours ago ago

                    Yes, profitable with slowing growth, shrinking margins, and increasing competition. This is a death spiral for Musk's ultra capital-intensive mode of operating.

                    That's why Musk is trying to claim Tesla isn't an automotive company (except when comparisons to such suit him and his cultists, of course).

          • guywithahat 16 hours ago ago

            The business is doing fine, they’re profitable and regularly beating various targets. Honestly I think Elon is more level headed than people give him credit for, his companies are consistently profitable and generally produce competitive products.

            https://companiesmarketcap.com/tesla/earnings/

            • estearum 10 hours ago ago

              Operating margin fell from 16% to ~2% over the last 10 years and will probably be negative in 2026 and 2027. They have a big cash pile to burn through but they’re spending it on ummm “a flying car,” humanoid robots, and an AI fab. They’re fucked.

              • funcDropShadow 9 hours ago ago

                Similar, to the time Tesla was fucked, because they wanted to sell EVs when there was neither demand nor charging infra. Or when SpaceX wanted to build a rocket that could land on legs, whereas every wannabe rocket scientists knew that to be impossible.

                • estearum 8 hours ago ago

                  Or similar to the time Cybertruck was a giant success, FSD was ready in 2022, and Falcon 1 would launch 600kg for $7 million.

              • vessenes 9 hours ago ago

                I'd be very surprised if the roadster project was particularly expensive. That operating margin tells you they are spending all the cash they are earning on cars on the other stuff, not that the cars suddenly became more expensive to make.

                I'm interested to meet someone online who's short both on-shore US silicon fabs and the market for humanoid robots. Can you say more about your thinking?

                • estearum 8 hours ago ago

                  I'm short on an allegedly successful automotive company that has a rapidly deteriorating automotive business (due entirely to management's own decision-making) pivoting into the most hyped business ideas in the world. I'm bearish on the type of creative accounting and self-dealing we see between the Musk companies.

                  Musk is similar to Zuck in that they get some credit for sheer courage to turn the wheel on their massive businesses, but they also have to be right. Aside from his anticompetitive behavior, Zuck continues to miss. Musk's pattern has been that the more Musk is personally involved, the worse the outcomes. Cybertruck was his baby. Optimus is his baby.

                  If Tesla is doing so well as an automotive business, then why doesn't he just continue making it a great automotive business?

                  • vessenes 7 hours ago ago

                    I mean the short answer is that it doesn’t temperamentally suit him to do so.

                    Maybe a mid length answer is if you agree with his assessment on say humanoid robots in terms of market and you believe they might have a geometric growth factor in production (eg robots can make more robots) then you’d want that business build out done by a team that can scale rapidly.

                    For fabs spacex and Tesla are significant consumers of the output- vertical integration is preferred by lots of companies.

                    • estearum 6 hours ago ago

                      > I mean the short answer is that it doesn’t temperamentally suit him to do so.

                      Correct, and I think having a CEO who's totally unaccountable to a board and is temperamentally unable to focus on his core business is not good.

                      SpaceX and Tesla are nowhere near large enough consumers to justify vertically integrating a fab. The demand is predicated on Optimus producing millions of units per year.

                      This circularity will probably end up being seen in retrospect as so transparently absurd that it'll beggar belief that anyone accepted it.

                      • vessenes 5 hours ago ago

                        I respect the perspective, of course, and cannot argue with the risk assessment.

                        That said I think these bets will pay off. Let’s check in in five years!

                        • krisoft 3 hours ago ago

                          > Let’s check in in five years!

                          Do you have particular predictions we can evaluate in five years?

                          • vessenes 2 hours ago ago

                            1) The fab will have been a highly profitable investment, possibly worth spinning out

                            2) more than 1mm optimus produced and sold in the US

                            Happy for any counters :)

                            • estearum 2 hours ago ago

                              In five years? It would be an achievement if it's operating in five years. Absolutely zero chance it will be profitable by then.

                              1MM Optimus sold in the US is hilarious too.

                              Want to make bets on these?

                          • ChrisGreenHeur 2 hours ago ago

                            It will be his robot typing the message for him at that point

            • 9dev 14 hours ago ago

              If anything his companies are doing well despite of him, not because of him. There's level-headed and competent leadership in them resisting his bullshit.

              • s08148692 12 hours ago ago

                The counterpoint of course is that he has demonstrated a consistent ability to build and run successful businesses, many of which are extremely high risk

                The only new western car company in decades to not fail, based on a technology nobody believed in at the time, least of all other car companies

                SpaceX being a private space company, which was completely unheard of. No experts though they could succeed

                Smaller earlier businesses like Zip2, paypal, etc

                These are gigantic high risk companies with high failure probabilities, the chance they they all happened to be successful despite Musk and not at least in part because of him is stretching reasonable doubt for me.

                I'm absolutely no fan of his politics or personality, but the man can run a business that nobody else even dares try (at least until he demonstrates viability and the market starts to generate competitors)

                • ben_w 7 hours ago ago

                  > The counterpoint of course is that he has demonstrated a consistent ability to build and run successful businesses, many of which are extremely high risk

                  Three sucesses.

                  Not so successful: Solar City, Neuralink, TBC, X.

                  (X exists, but before it was valued-and-bought by one of Musk's other companies, it appeared to have lost about half its value).

                  Richard Branson he aint.

                  • solyin 3 hours ago ago

                    > Neurolink

                    They put out this video of a patient with ALS regaining the ability to communicate.

                    https://youtu.be/_j806JHhCRo

                    Hard to see that not being successful, once it passes the FDA, assuming it's real.

                • dkuntz2 6 hours ago ago

                  paypal succeeded _despite_ musk and required a boardroom coup to remove him from leadership because he was about to tank the company. if he had is way nobody would remember paypal besides a couple people with merch for a long defunct company.

                • philistine 10 hours ago ago

                  Rivian, Polestar, Slate etc. Would like a word.

                  Of course it’s still early days for all these companies and they’re not exactly fiscally solid, but if Tesla had not made all those cars, someone else would have.

                • 9dev 11 hours ago ago

                  I'd still restrict this to an ability to pursue ideas that others find too risky with relentless persistence and a laser focus. He is able to get something off the ground and make others believe in it, but not good at actually running a stable business. And that's fine, mind you, I absolutely respect what has built. But the person who is responsible for turning SpaceX from an incredibly risky bet into a profit machine is Gwynne Shotwell, not Elon Musk.

        • whamlastxmas 7 hours ago ago

          It's really difficult to see such ridiculous levels of hyperbole in every single Tesla thread and not think people are doing this in a coordinated way for ulterior motives

    • BigCatStuff 17 hours ago ago

      The demo car they showed most likely has no batteries or even a metal frame. They basically built a car shaped drone powered by compressed air.

      Example RC toy car that drives on the ceiling: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uR_mNcRlNsA

      • rlander 4 hours ago ago
        • lucideer 3 minutes ago ago

          He says in that video that they opened up the doors to show them that model, so it's unclear it's the same one "driven" for the demo.

          Even if it is, they show interior, wheels & a distance shot of the rear opening showing a large air tank - very little can be seen of the actual chassis or engine.

          Whatever tricks were done for the demo - whether the car is real or fake - it's highly unlikely what was shown today will ever be like-for-like accessible to consumers in the production model.

    • throwawayq3423 5 minutes ago ago

      It is concept art and a bunch of promises.

    • billfor 19 hours ago ago

      I thought somewhere in the video they said that it is just regular compressed air that is held in a tank, and that the car itself has a compressor and regenerates the compressed air over time. Obviously to stabilize that amount of weight the gas has to be ejected at such a high rate it is practically frozen at the nozzle outlet, but it is still just regular air.

    • MSKJ 3 hours ago ago

      Tesla has a very good record for crashworthiness

      And supercars are typically not submitted for NCAP testing, so It'll likely be less safe than a Model Y for example (to be determined, no reports out yet)

      https://www.euroncap.com/assessments/tesla/model+y/0961/

    • neural_thing 16 hours ago ago

      It's not about sales numbers, it's about putting rockets in cars, so that SpaceX can acquire Tesla and give Musk supervoting shares

    • casualscience 20 hours ago ago

      It's cool as fuck but calling it flying is misleading. It jumps and can maneuver in space.

      • arjie 18 hours ago ago

        Documented in this immortal scene from Samurai Jack: https://youtu.be/l2KCUaKK_0A?t=12

        Aku: You can fly?!

        Jack: No, jump good.

      • pg_bot 19 hours ago ago

        "That wasn't flying. That was falling with style!"

        • metabagel 19 hours ago ago

          It’s a flying squirrel.

      • rogerrogerr 16 hours ago ago

        > moving or able to move through the air with wings:

        Okay, so I guess it doesn’t fly in the same way a rocket doesn’t fly? Distinction without meaning in this case.

        • gs17 2 hours ago ago

          It doesn't fly in the same way I don't "fly" when I jump. You need to be on more than a ballistic trajectory.

        • olejorgenb an hour ago ago

          uh. it doesn't fly as in it can't sustain flight...

    • celestialcheese 4 hours ago ago

      Have they announce pricing on the rocket version? I could see it being priced like a bugatti or koenigsegg, where selling 100-500 of these is a great business.

    • m463 19 hours ago ago

      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Can't help but think of the not-a-flamethrower

      (friend bought one for $500, now they seem to be worth $1500-$2000)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boring_Company#Merchandise

      • CamperBob2 18 hours ago ago

        Isn't it just a relabeled weed burner?

        • defrost 18 hours ago ago

          Reshaping of a classic blowtorch - if you're looking for a level up, try the Rodenator - less immediate flame, way more bang at the end.

          • m463 18 hours ago ago

            The Rodenator is an applicable device that injects a precise mixture of oxygen and propane into the dens of burrowing rodents, and kills them with a concussive force that collapses the rodents' tunnel system as well.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_B_Meyer_Inc.

            that sounds quite amazing, and it looks like something out of ghostbusters.

        • compiler-guy 2 hours ago ago

          It isn’t “just” a relabeled weed burner, it’s a relabeled weed burner... with a fancy plastic shell.

          And that makes a big difference, right? Right?

    • bulbar 12 hours ago ago

      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Teslas evaluation is based on hype. This is as hype as it gets for a car. To me it looks like they were in need for "the coolest thing". To me, this has the smell of desperation implying the beginning of the end of their high evaluation.

    • js2 19 hours ago ago

      > and one with real combustion rocket engines

      The site states it's cold-gas thrusters for both models: "Features a multi-mode suction system paired with cold-gas thrusters positioned around the perimeter of the vehicle that support forward and upward acceleration as well as lateral rotational movement."

    • raxxorraxor 9 hours ago ago

      No chance it will get a permission to drive on the streets in my country. It also is a completely useless feature but it is still awesome.

      Guess it is for advertising mainly.

    • mrtksn 16 hours ago ago

      > devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible mode

      Just like economically infeasible Twitter, it has tremendous PR value. There is a huge economy revolving around people annoying other people just for a glimpse of their attention. This captures the attention and pleases people. Other car companies should start getting creative too.

      • rbanffy 9 hours ago ago

        > Just like economically infeasible Twitter, it has tremendous PR value

        The power to shape governments to his liking is worth a lot more than what he paid for Twitter.

        • bohney 7 hours ago ago

          The power to shape governments to his liking is exactly why we've got to demand those governments to rein him in.

    • jfoster 18 hours ago ago

      They save on advertising to spend on mind-blowing demos.

    • spullara 6 hours ago ago

      The rocket version is also just cold gas thrusters, not carbon fuel based.

    • hatthew 20 hours ago ago

      It's very economically feasible if it pumps up the stock price

    • chinathrow 13 hours ago ago

      > and one with real combustion rocket engines, the latter was in the video and is "invite only".

      I don't think they'll sell these, at all in the future. No way they'll hound out actual rocket engines to en users. Too much IP in there.

      • DennisP 4 hours ago ago

        They might not consider the cold gas thrusters to be particular trade secrets. They're very simple devices.

    • dubeye 14 hours ago ago

      Plenty of concept hypercars barely scrape 100 sales, the point is largley marketing in most cases

    • pastel8739 20 hours ago ago

      to be fair we don’t actually know yet that this is a high performance car. We only saw it drive a few mph without rocket assistance

      • sicher 15 hours ago ago

        I would like to know two things:

        1. Why don't they show a driver entering or exiting? 2. How much do that particular "car" weigh?

        • __m 13 minutes ago ago

          They said there was no real driver in it for safety reasons

        • cjbgkagh 8 hours ago ago

          They imply a heavy weight with the suction downforce numbers but I think those numbers are not real. I’m reminded of neural link where the pig food detector was unimpressive, then shortly later a monkey demo was very impressive, they have since had human trials and humans don’t appear to get anywhere close to that same level.

      • synapsomorphy 20 hours ago ago

        Good point. It can't have much battery. Also wonder if the propellant/s are cryogenic. Monopropellant? You could tell from analyzing the plume.

        • King-Aaron 16 hours ago ago

          I've seen a clip that shows under the skin.

          It's compressed air RCS. The compressor, regulators and a ton of hardware take up the entire space from the seats back to literally the very last inch of the car. Hard pipes run along the door frame for the forward RCS, meaning only one person (driver) can sit in it and enter from the drivers side. Huge carbon RCS tanks fill every other space.

          No idea how long it would take to recharge the tanks after venting them.

          There's no room for 'car' stuff in it.

          Interestingly there is a big... sleeve of wizard... that extends down under the car to assist the ground effect fan. Packaging that and the RCS stuff into it is a real engineering feat.

          But it didn't look to have crash structures, or any other production ready hardware.

        • 40four 19 hours ago ago

          I think everyone is getting too caught up in the Thrust and Rocket variants. There aren’t going to be very many of those. But the base model will just be a regular Tesla.

          • Someone 11 hours ago ago

            > But the base model will just be a regular Tesla.

            A regular Tesla that sucks, you mean?

            Even the base model has “active aerodynamics and a multi-mode suction system that maximizes downforce for next-level performance on and off the track.”

        • LorenDB 18 hours ago ago

          Sounds like it was just compressed air (rechargeable on the fly). Impressive if true.

    • RunSet 2 hours ago ago
      • antfarm 2 hours ago ago

        "That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"

    • nater5000 4 hours ago ago

      >Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      It's only wild if you ignore Musk's role in this. Not even trying to bash him or anything, but he's a trillionaire. This is the kind of shit you do when you have more money than you can ever possibly waste.

      I mean, if this is how he wants to spend his money, then I guess that's his prerogative. But I think it's a bit misleading to suggest this is a decision made by "Tesla" when this is clearly an irrational decision for a company to make. This is a decision made by Musk based on satisfying his own personal goals.

      • lotsofpulp 4 hours ago ago

        Musk does not have anywhere close to a trillion US dollars.

        • dwedge 11 minutes ago ago

          In his pocket or what? When SpaceX IPO'd he was valued at over a trillion USD. Currently somewhere over 900MM, and worth more than the 2nd, 3rd and 4th on the rich list combined.

          In terms of net worth, you are closer to Jeff Bezos than Bezos is to Musk.

          • solyin 9 minutes ago ago

            And we are all closer to being millionaires than both of them.

    • sicher 15 hours ago ago

      > .... into a high performance car

      If that is what they have done. That may just be a large drone looking like a car.

    • justin66 9 hours ago ago

      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      You could say the same thing about the Cybertruck.

    • AlexandrB 4 hours ago ago

      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      If this ships, it will deliver a fraction of what's promised here. My money is on the "flying" version being delayed repeatedly until it's quietly cancelled. Anyone remember the fast battery change stations[1]?

      [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj6LaYFall4

    • modeless 15 hours ago ago

      The website lists three modes, which all have the fan but differ in thrusters. The variants are: no thrusters (thus no COPV), acceleration-only thrusters, and flying thrusters. The flying one has the disclaimer "Note: Not approved for public road use." OTOH the acceleration-only thrusters may be street legal. However, I expect that the COPV will be kept empty (thus not dangerous) unless you select a special "launch mode".

      Hopefully there will also be a warning siren while it is pressurized. "Dangerous enough to need a warning siren" seems like a plus for the target market, honestly.

    • JeremyNT 8 hours ago ago

      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model. I wonder if the combustion version will even break 3 figures sales.

      It's staggering to consider how many resources we've diverted from people who could use them into building this novelty.

      If ever there was a sign of a society of decadence in decline, it's that the most powerful person on earth is free to create toys like this exclusively for others in the ruling class.

      • adamsb6 8 hours ago ago

        When has frontier engineering ever gone directly to low cost mass production?

        "Crazy new thing also crazy expensive" is the norm, not a regression.

  • mNovak 3 hours ago ago

    Everyone's focusing on the cold gas thrusters, which of course is very cool, but not actually shocking that it technically could be done (economically is another question).

    But can we talk about the just casually driving straight vertical or sticking to the ceiling? I didn't think that would be technically possible for a 1000kg+ car with probably at least 2" of ground clearance.

    There's presumably very limited stores of compressed gas, so you might get one hop or a couple 0-60 boosts per charge. But with electric fans, suction is a feature with much longer duration (minutes?), so you could feasibly do the batman driving on the tunnel ceiling past traffic trick.

    • LetsGetTechnicl 3 hours ago ago

      Saw pictures of its undercarriage on Twitter and it looks like it well have been a empty shell of a car

      • wombat-man 32 minutes ago ago

        I saw the pictures but it wasn't clear to me that it was empty. I certainly saw comments saying it was. It looked like it was flat.

      • cheeze an hour ago ago

        Link?

    • tumdum_ an hour ago ago
      • m3rc 14 minutes ago ago

        That is very clearly not what is happening

    • bittercynic 2 hours ago ago

      I very much doubt the machine we saw flying was 1000kg+. It was either MUCH lighter, supported by cleverly hidden cables, or some other trickery. The dramatic lighting isn't just for visual effect, it makes it easier to hide the reality of the demonstration.

      If there was a live audience anywhere near that stage they wouldn't have been able to use thrusters to fly something that actually weighs as much as a car.

      • rogerrogerr 22 minutes ago ago

        What cable arrangement would you propose to move a car in that way? I think it would be easier to do with gas thrusters than with cables. They'd get tangled in each other.

      • okdood64 14 minutes ago ago

        The audience wasn't that close.

      • thefourthchime 2 hours ago ago

        Man, you guys are nuts. Cables? really?

        • cjkaminski an hour ago ago

          Remember when Elon announced a humanoid robot by using a dancer in a robot costume? Seems reasonable that he would have some "technical assistance" to make his stage show look great. No idea if it was cables or not, but reasonable people can doubt the veracity of the theatrics.

          • Aarostotle an hour ago ago

            A dancer dressed in a robot costume was not being played off as a robot, and is not evidence of cables, nor is it evidence of a tendency to fake demos.

            It’s strange that people need to convince themselves that this is fake.

            • proggy 26 minutes ago ago

              I see nothing strange about questioning the reality presented in a highly controlled on stage demonstration of a literal rocket car.

            • wombat-man 21 minutes ago ago

              I think it was a real demo, but I share in the skepticism that this is something that could reach the market. How big is this cold gas container? What happens to it when it gets in an accident? If the car has dirt and debris under it, what is the risk to people/property around it when the trusters turn on?

              10 years from their initial offering of the roadster, I'd like to see them release a well functioning, cool looking car. Why are they spending time/energy trying to make it fly?

              • rimeice 5 minutes ago ago

                Dangle the shiney thing to get everyone’s attention and sell the hell out of the very normal thing. This is basic startup marketing and say what you want about Elon, but he owns this skill, it’s why he’s the worlds richest person.

    • nathannecro 3 hours ago ago

      This is not actually the first time that this idea of using a fan to create downforce. It's been something that's been talked about and modeled for a long while and I think a few years ago, the McMurtury Speirling was released. That set the lap record at Laguna Seca among other achievements. The car is about a million dollars, and the fans are basically completely useless anywhere that's not a curated track (think stones, dust, wood, other FOD going through the fans).

      The new roadster is obviously cool, but it looks like a practically useless vehicle for 99.9999% of the population. It's purely going to be a track princess -- with lots of extra weight for frankly pointless (but very cool) thrusters.

      • adamm255 3 hours ago ago

        There was a Fan Car in F1 decades ago. Was good until it was banned!

        • nathannecro 3 hours ago ago

          Yeah, it turns out that in very specific and controlled situations, using a fan to make downforce is great. It's also a very obvious thing to do in those situations and doesn't do much for you otherwise.

          Imagine a normal car having to carry around the added weight of fans, COPVs, and the plumbing to make it work. And only being able to use those only if the track is clean and there are no other cars nearby.

          • kulahan an hour ago ago

            This is like asking to imagine a Hoover vacuum to have those fans. It’s silly because it would never happen. This is not a normal car. Comparing it to a normal car makes no sense.

        • cheeze an hour ago ago

          The Chaparral 2j is one of the most inventive and cool looking cars I've seen.

          Not f1, Can-Am but yeah, I'm really surprised this isn't a more common approach to modern track cars. Obviously banned in most motorsport but I'm surprised with all of the one-offs these days that it's not more common.

      • nomel an hour ago ago

        It has pretty good filtration [1], and redundant fans. Some rocks aren't a problem. But, you can't be driving through LA.

        [1] https://youtu.be/xkXvL8YCtIE?t=721

        • mullingitover an hour ago ago

          You can’t drive it anywhere that manhole covers might exist, lest you destroy the car and/or turn the manhole cover into a deadly projectile.

    • baron816 3 hours ago ago

      Really doubt that demo was on a 10k kg car. It was probably stripped down to practically a shell for that trick.

      • gopher2000 2 hours ago ago

        > 10k kg car

        Did you typo this? Absolutely no way it's a 10 metric ton car.

  • TheAlchemist 5 minutes ago ago

    Tesla faking it at its best !

    It would be an extremely cool demo if this thing was even remotely close to a car that can be produced and sold. Alas, this was something that could be used in a circus at best (where people would need to be very very far since it's very dangerous).

  • jdthedisciple a minute ago ago

    I like the spirit

    sometimes u gotta just ignore economics and instead make history!

  • nunez 4 hours ago ago

    I definitely have my issues with Tesla and Elon but this was one of the coolest demos I have ever seen in my life. The engineering needed to do this must have been unbelievable.

    • WalterBright an hour ago ago

      > I definitely have my issues with Tesla and Elon but...

      Sad that people feel the need to add this qualification. I see it regularly.

      • nomorewords 43 minutes ago ago

        No it's not sad, the man was basically an unelected official, laid off thousands of government workers and the second order effects of that will affect millions. All while he also toys with Ukraine and lives are lost so that he appeases an autocrat?

        • WalterBright 24 minutes ago ago

          > the man was basically an unelected official

          Only the President and Congress were elected. The rest are all appointed.

          > laid off thousands of government workers

          He did at the direction of the President, who was elected. Government service is not a jobs program.

          > the second order effects of that will affect millions

          speculation

          > All while he also toys with Ukraine and lives are lost so that he appeases an autocrat?

          Decisions about Ukraine go through Trump. Musk is in a delicate position - it is illegal for him, as a private businessman, to be a combatant, but he seems thrust into that position.

        • system2 27 minutes ago ago

          If they fired 90% of the government employees, nobody would feel the difference. Most people are just paper pushers and part of the nonsense system. He wanted to manage it like a company, and what any CEO would do when they just start working: trim the fat.

        • scns 36 minutes ago ago

          > laid off thousands of government workers

          Preferably those tasked regulating his companies.

      • bobsomers 14 minutes ago ago

        Why is it sad? Over 700,000 avoidable deaths from Elon's dismantling of US AID alone, two thirds of them children. Estimated to be 14 million avoidable deaths by 2030.

        I think the qualification is unbelievably tame considering what Elon deserves.

        • WalterBright 7 minutes ago ago

          > Over 700,000 avoidable deaths from Elon's dismantling of US AID alone

          google: did congress restore food aid funding?

    • spyckie2 2 hours ago ago

      How much does the car actually weigh? It feels more sleight of hand than actually a flying car.

    • downrightmike 2 hours ago ago

      We've had rocket powered drone for 30 years https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NL1UF2bvaEM this is just a larger version

    • biker142541 2 hours ago ago

      Maybe, but why? Feels like a slap in the face to people who have been waiting ten years for the car. Gimmicky demos just scream waste of money and loss of focus on what matters.

      • mcast 2 hours ago ago

        You could make the same argument for hypercars like the McLaren W1, why do you need 1,258 bhp and sub 3s 0-60 times? Seems gimmicky and not practical for the road. But to that I'd argue, why not?

        • upmind 2 hours ago ago

          I don't think they're saying its bad, rather, the previous roadster has been in the works for 10 years and still hasn't been manufactured due to issues. Considering that how are they going to manufacture this by 2028? feels unlikely unless LLMs can help them here

        • biker142541 10 minutes ago ago

          One difference being that those in some way relate to performance of a vehicle and engineering ability to achieve it in a package which can be used for its intended purpose. This is just a vehicle with massive tanks strapped in and and obviously non production (not even remotely on path to production) package to make it achieve what has been proven since the 1970s as feasible for stunts.

        • drop_star 2 hours ago ago

          Those are cars you can drive. This is not.

          • thallium205 an hour ago ago

            Well yeah you have to fly this car.

            • mig1 an hour ago ago

              Have you seen it fly? Hovering for a is not flying

              • rout39574 an hour ago ago

                OK, it was falling with style. :)

        • blini-kot 2 hours ago ago

          the difference here being that hypercars actually exist in the real world

          • ToucanLoucan an hour ago ago

            Not sure why you're being downed. The Corvette E-Ray was one of the most impressive cars I've ever seen from design and styling to it's incredible performance, at a price point well below many cars it could stand toe-to-toe with. A big part of that impressiveness is that I can open Chevrolet's website right now, and find one to actually buy.

            The demos for the future tech are fun for sure, but the Cybertruck and Tesla Semi started this exact same way. The Cybertruck arrived incredibly late, wildly missing even conservative estimates of it's capabilities, and at damn near double the price they teased, AND the units that have shipped have been a fucking mess, to such a degree where Tesla seemingly can't even give them away. And the Tesla Semi has still failed to materialize at all.

            So yeah it's a bit of a joke to me to have them hocking a flying car, when their pickup truck can't even drive up a steep unpaved hill, that even my old clapped out F-150 on it's SUV tires would manage just fine.

            Edit: and to clarify, I know that it can do that, because I helped a friend move some exercise equipment he bought at auction back to his house, and he has an open-back basement. We backed my truck with trailer down the hill, unloaded it through his basement patio door, and the truck then had to climb back up to the road. And I was a little nervous to be honest, but it did do that, despite as I said having SUV tires on 22-inch rims LOL

        • hvb2 an hour ago ago

          > Seems gimmicky and not practical for the road

          By that logic any performance car is useless. There are, albeit few, people that do track these cars.

      • sydd 2 hours ago ago

        The people who are waiting for this car are waiting for a gimmick anyway. If you want a car that will take you from A to B reliably, you can buy one today.

        most of the things a Tesla Roadster is advertised with is not street legal.

      • darknavi 2 hours ago ago

        Not a lot of tears to shed for folks waiting a long time for a $250k (starting, at least at the time) toy.

        I'd bet most of them see this as a cooler, shinier toy.

      • jmspring 2 hours ago ago

        If you look at Tesla pricing and delivery, prices usually well above what was originally talked about - capability/etc a whole different thing with the cyber truck. The 3 engine "cyberbeast" was originally pushed at about 1/2 it's price 8ish years ago.

      • bobmcnamara an hour ago ago

        Still waiting for high speed rail

      • wombat-man 19 minutes ago ago

        yeah if I had a preorder for a roadster, I'd be wondering about how much time they're spending on this compressed air thing.

      • mikeweiss an hour ago ago

        That's exactly how I see it too. Not a tesla shareholder but if I was I'd be running for the hills.

        • buzzerbetrayed 30 minutes ago ago

          Well, given that you’re not a Tesla shareholder, you likely give poor financial advice anyway. How long have people been trying to short Tesla? A decade at least?

      • theteapot an hour ago ago

        There's 3 trim levels. Flying is the top tier. They already publicly announced that.

      • ignoramous 2 hours ago ago

        Elon doesn't miss with his social media marketing. Compare the announcement tweets from Andy Jassy and the engagement they generate. Meta, with the Muse app (personal AI), is also leaning heavily on social media, but by paying influencers (instead of cool & viral product demos).

      • prolly97 2 hours ago ago

        DHH: >I put $50,000 on this thing 18 months ago. Not knowing it was going to fucking fly! When it was already years "late". Because investing in whatever Elon does next is not just a great bet, but the most inspiring and fun one too.

        https://x.com/dhh/status/2110983188910923926?s=20

        Why the second hand outrage. If you didn't buy a car and feel bad about the wait time, just enjoy the demo! :D

        • Rebelgecko 2 hours ago ago

          Birds of a feather I see

      • eastbound 2 hours ago ago

        A lot of this sentiment is based on jealousy or competiton with Musk, or the pleasure of harassment towards Asperger people: Gimmicky demos are what people remember.

        Everyone here can probably still remember the time to the minute that Steve Jobs in 2007 said "an internet communicator, a music player, a phone" and the 3-faced cube transformed into a single device. That's what gimmicky demos are for.

        • hackyhacky 2 hours ago ago

          > or the pleasure of harassment towards Asperger people

          I expect that motivates exactly zero percent of the criticism that Musk gets.

        • sgerenser an hour ago ago

          The thing that Steve Jobs was demoing actually released just 6 months later. I'd be very surprised if anything close to what was demoed here is released even 6 years later.

        • throwawaysoxjje an hour ago ago

          Yeah, and it showed up in 2007.

          --

          Sent from my iPhone

        • hackyhacky 2 hours ago ago

          > A lot of this sentiment is based on jealousy or competiton with Musk

          Maybe. Another possibility is a feeling of opposition to the idea that the world's richest person continue to accumulate wealth, while using said wealth to dishonestly manipulate elections, support openly fascist and bigoted political parties, and, most recently, tip the scales of international conflict (by limiting Starlink use by Ukraine).

          You might love his products, but Elon Musk should not have more power. That's a statement not based in envy, but in a revulsion for what he spends that money on, and how it impacts innocent people.

          • user43928 13 minutes ago ago

            Out of curiosity, I checked how Musk's wealth of $1.02T is allocated.

              75.7% SpaceX
              15.1% Tesla
              1.3% The Boring Company
              7.6% Other
            
            His political donations for the 2025-26 cycle are apparently $366M.
          • LeBit an hour ago ago

            Careful. You will be flagged.

            • hackyhacky 32 minutes ago ago

              Getting downvoted by Musk fanboys is a badge of honor

      • thordenmark an hour ago ago

        Gimmicky? Within our lifetime it will be a common safety feature like airbags. Can you imagine how many terrible accidents can be avoided if the car can fly out of a bad situation? Doesn't need to fly long distance. Engage your imagination and you'll think of many use cases.

        • __m a minute ago ago

          It can also create terrible accidents by blowing up in a collision

        • berdario 40 minutes ago ago

          Flying/jumping doesn't instantly kill momentum.

          Could it theoretically help to avoid *some* crashes? Yes

          But in most cases, it'll just trade a frontal crash for a crash against obstacles off/above the road... Which is way more dangerous for pedestrians, buildings, etc.

          Driver assistance can in some cases brake before an obstacles. But we've also seen Teslas drive into obstacles. Regardless if it's going to be driver assistance or a human with too much confidence in their ability to avoid obstacles... I wouldn't want to be near a Roadster leaping off the asphalt

        • rideontime an hour ago ago

          No, it will not.

        • deanputney an hour ago ago

          Fly out of a bad situation and straight into another one.

    • smrtinsert 2 hours ago ago

      And that is precisely all it is, a demo. Reminder that BYDs are held at bay in an anti free market policy specifically because American car companies cannot compete with its low cost and quality. We're wasting time and money on this type of tech.

      This engineering in this demo was only designed o get lucrative government contracts.

    • teiferer 25 minutes ago ago

      Is there any evidence/footage that this actually happened in front of a live audience? And not just on a screen that was shown to a live audience? Cause that's all can find.

      Sorry for being skeptical but Elons track record of being honest at such demos isn't stellar.

    • BigTTYGothGF 4 hours ago ago

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      • tgtweak 4 hours ago ago

        Hagerty has a very good walkthrough video with Lars and it looks pretty real. The thing they failed to mention was that the "flying" version is separate and the entire passenger seat is replaced with a pressure tank.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22rvpUecLts

        • nrmitchi 3 hours ago ago

          > and the entire passenger seat is replaced with a pressure tank.

          That sounds extremely explosive and not something any random person should be irresponsibly driving around.

          • beloch 2 hours ago ago

            You can make a brick fly if you strap enough thrust ($$$$) to it. That doesn't mean a human without suicidal thoughts would ever want to be strapped to the same brick.

            This is hot wheels. It's pretty clear Musk finally had enough of the culture wars at X and decided to go interfere with Tesla some more. Instead of producing a car people might actually want, he made them do this. This is the worst waste of a company you're likely to see in your life.

            TSLA is probably not a good stock to be holding right now.

            • LogicFailsMe 2 hours ago ago

              Not at a PE of ~336 in a world where BYD will eventually arrive in the US.

              But TBF if they offered the SpaceX thrusters as an option, the SF effective altruists would slurp them right up to be their daily drivers even if they have to be strapped in next to a tank of toxic boom boom to use them. And Sam Altman would cry into his protein-supplemented energy drink because his Koenigsegg doesn't have them and I'd happily hand over 50 Quatloos to watch that.

            • phoghed 2 hours ago ago

              > Instead of producing a car people might actually want, he made them do this.

              Looks like the base version would be the one for that.

              • beloch 2 hours ago ago

                There are a few problems with this approach.

                1. The kind of person who buys a sports-car often doesn't want the "base version". They want luxury. They want status. They don't want to face the choice of being upsold to an impractical deathtrap or driving around in the "base version" like someone who could barely just afford it.

                2. This demo does absolutely nothing to demonstrate the abilities of the base version. I reiterate, a brick could have been made to fly in this way. The base version will no doubt have good paper stats because Musk understands that numbers must be big, but that doesn't mean the base model will be pleasant to drive.

                3. The styling of this car is "wankpanzer with a few extra polygons". Given how well the wankpanzer sold, demand for this thing, even if the base model is a competent auto, will be limp.

                4. Musk is currently trying to buy another election. With Musk visibly taking an interest in Tesla again, that's likely to backfire on Tesla. They need to cut ties with Musk, not keep doing the sort of puerile things he's known and frequently lambasted for.

          • ceejayoz 2 hours ago ago

            Yup. SpaceX lost four spacecraft to issues with these.

            CRS-7, Amos-6, Starship 36, and Super Heavy 18.

          • nomel an hour ago ago

            You should look into hydrogen fuel tanks found in Toyotas! Much more terrifying.

          • __xor_eax_eax 3 hours ago ago

            How is that different than having my wife there?

          • yonatan8070 3 hours ago ago

            If you go on the website that version is listed as "Invite only"

          • ReptileMan 3 hours ago ago

            Where I live aftermarket modified LPG cars are extremely common. We don't have explosions often.

            • ceejayoz 2 hours ago ago

              https://www.motortrend.com/news/tesla-roadster-thrust-system...

              > You can think of the COPV like the fuel tank in a compressed natural gas (CNG)- or liquid propane gas (LPG)-powered vehicle, except the nitrogen mixture in the COPV is stored at a much higher pressure, up to 10,000 psi, similar to the pressures in modern hydrogen fuel-cell vehicles.

              LPG cars have somewhere between 100 and 300 psi.

              • dotancohen 2 hours ago ago

                LPG explosions are real combustion due to tank rupture (often due to installation damage or rust). A nitrogen COPV can not rupture (that's why the CO in COPV is there) but it can leak. And that COPV, when it leaks, will be a rocket. But not an explosion.

                10,000 PSI? That is beyond absurd. I can not imagine what alloy and how wrapped that pressure vessel is... Or what type of crazy pump is recharging it!

              • ReptileMan 26 minutes ago ago

                And the P in LPG stands for Probably not flammable.

              • xattt 2 hours ago ago

                How do gas pressures in the COPV in the Roadster compare to pressures in lost rockets?

                • ceejayoz 2 hours ago ago

                  I'm not able to find solid numbers on that, but given the shared heritage (I presume those gas thrusters come straight from SpaceX) and premium in a space vehicle for payload space, and the fact that SpaceX lost four vehicles to the things, I suspect similarly quite high.

            • lifestyleguru 2 hours ago ago

              Tank pressures are of different magnitudes. With LPG it's only for storage, here it's for thrust.

          • gyanchawdhary 3 hours ago ago

            Big Elon fan boy here but you are 100% right. It’s basically the “Titan” submersible in reverse.

            • stymaar 2 hours ago ago

              May he drive this toy everyday and face the same fate.

              • gyanchawdhary 2 hours ago ago

                I know you are a kind person irl and don’t really wish that!

            • throooooo 2 hours ago ago

              Why would you call yourself a fanboy? I can't get past his meddling in governments worldwide and clear self-seving in DOGE.

              • gyanchawdhary 2 hours ago ago

                Purely because the tech he (or the companies he funds) build is otherworldly ..

          • stronglikedan 3 hours ago ago

            I hate to be the one to tell you, but you probably pass at least one very explosive tank of something very volatile each and every day on your commute.

            • detritus 3 hours ago ago

              Perhaps, but not at quite this level of pressure.

              This thing is literally a fucking bomb if it fails, through accident or degradation.

              The down-force negative pressure aspect they gleaned from McMurtry though? Really cool. Genuinely useful. I just hope they don't claim it as their own invention.

              Which they will, because Musk is all ego.

      • jelloroll42 2 hours ago ago

        Still frames showing the underside appear to show that it is basically hollow, so fake.

        Making a car with a heavy EV battery and powertrain fly like that is probably not something they're able to do.

      • jmorenoamor 2 hours ago ago

        I think it's not that difficult when you have full access to SpaceX know how and infrastructure.

        My only issue with it is that beyond being impressive and very cool, it's pretty useless.

        • andsoitis 2 hours ago ago

          > I think it's not that difficult

          First you have to build SpaceX.

          • jmorenoamor an hour ago ago

            Of course, that's why I start from the premise of owning both Tesla and SpaceX.

    • HarHarVeryFunny 2 hours ago ago

      I wouldn't exactly call it a demo.. more of a marketing stunt, albeit a very impressive one from an engineering POV.

      I wonder what the point of this was? Seems likely related to anticipated purchase of Tesla by SpaceX. Maybe meant to (irrationally) justify a high offer price for Tesla?

      Can't say I'm a fan of the styling of the car - I guess it'd look at home parked beside a Cybertruck, but something like the Porsche Mission S is way sexier.

      • seizethecheese an hour ago ago

        Distinguishing “demo” from “marketing stunt” here feels like a distinction without a difference and smells like motivated reasoning.

      • nomel an hour ago ago

        > wonder what the point of this was?

        Car manufacturers have been doing pointless things for over a century [1], with no plan to even try to make them available to the public. Why is this getting so much heat?

        [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concept_car

    • Robdel12 2 hours ago ago

      Movie special effects has been doing this forever, lol

      • HarHarVeryFunny 2 hours ago ago

        Someone else commented that this tech might make for a good Bond movie car (maybe better suited to the Roger Moore cheesy era), but I assume nowadays they'd just use AI since it'd be so much cheaper.

    • bobsomers 16 minutes ago ago

      Quite interesting how things can be seen so differently, because this was one of the most pointless/dumbest demos I have ever seen in my life. There was no doubt someone could build something like this, the question is always "why"? What problem does this solve?

      Sorry, but in world where the vast majority of people can't afford groceries, gas, housing, or healthcare... I just can't look at these silly things the billionaires are spending their money on and get even remotely excited about it. It's just so absolutely tone deaf in the moment we're in right now.

  • amai 3 hours ago ago

    This video states that it takes 2–6 hours to charge the compressed air for the cold-gas thrusters. And then you can use it exactly once before you have to recharge it. The journalist calls it “beautifully pointless.”

    https://youtu.be/JdkIOhFmbKI

    • OxO4 2 hours ago ago

      The funny thing is that during the event, Elon claimed that the car can recharge the tanks itself [0], but in the Top Gear video, the Tesla folks say that it is recharged from an external source [1]. In the Top Gear video, they also say that they are filling it from a "high pressure nitrogen system", whereas Elon claims that the tank is filled with air. They can't even keep their own messaging straight.

      [0] https://www.youtube.com/live/qt5p-_tE8d0?si=V5csPghK02wwd0or...

      [1] https://youtu.be/JdkIOhFmbKI?si=ULvyIRWDRZRWlIWA&t=1340

      • foobiekr an hour ago ago

        Elon _always_ lies and exaggerates during these things. He seemingly can't stop himself.

      • nomel an hour ago ago

        He's only 78% correct.

      • londons_explore an hour ago ago

        I assume it's both...

        it has its own pump, but if you don't want to wait 6 hours to recharge, you can fill it with a nitrogen cylinder.

        • OxO4 34 minutes ago ago

          The Top Gear video mentions that kind of recharge time using an external system (though they do claim that they are trying to get it down to 30min).

          I've seen some claims that the gas is stored at a pressure of 10000 psi/690 bar in a 200 l tank. If that's true, then that is a gas volume of 138000 l. A commercial, stationary scuba compressor compresses around 850 l/min [0] to 350 bar. A compressor like that would take around 160 min just to compress 138000 l to 350 bar (so significantly less than 690 bar), is a _large_ appliance, and _loud_. Compressing gas quickly also produces heat. An on-board compressor seems quite unrealistic to me unless I'm missing something.

          [0] https://www.bauer-kompressoren.de/en_en/pe-ve1

      • smotched an hour ago ago

        promise everything now, work out everything else later.

      • jakeydus an hour ago ago

        It's pretty simple, actually, Elon is a pathological liar.

      • IshKebab an hour ago ago

        Air is basically nitrogen. It can probably use both.

        • OxO4 an hour ago ago

          Based on a cursory search, propellant-grade nitrogen requires a high purity (99.99%) [0]. I am no aerospace engineer, but I'd be interested to know what the actual requirements are for a system like that to work reliably. If 99.99% nitrogen is actually required, then I'd assume that the corresponding compressor would neither be compact nor particularly maintenance-free.

          [0] MIL-PRF-27401

    • consumer451 2 hours ago ago

      The stock market agrees. TSLA continues trending downward.

      Also, the stock market's id, aka WSB is not impressed in hilarious and sometimes insightful ways. [0]

      From my nerd POV, this looks super cool! From any other POV, ummm, what are we supposed to do with this? This is neat as heck, but you cannot put COPVs on public roadways.

      [0] https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1x73hxs/tes...

      • tallanvor 2 hours ago ago

        Not trending down anywhere near enough. Their PE Ratio is absurd, but it definitely proves the adage that the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

        And as a nerd, while it's a cool demo in a controlled environment, cars like that are the last thing I want on the road near me as a driver, passenger, or pedestrian!

      • andix 2 hours ago ago

        I'm not sure if the stock price means a lot. Tesla is kind of a meme stock, people buy it based on vibes, not based on what it's worth.

        But this technology is as useless as a toothbrush with a rocket engine. Some rich car crazy guys will buy it, sure. But maybe a few thousand units. This technology doesn't bring any substantial revenue for a billion dollar company. People who own this rocket car it will try it out once or twice and then it will end up in some pretty garage for a few decades.

        • nomel 2 hours ago ago

          > people buy it based on vibes, not based on what it's worth.

          There's a little secret you should know about the value of all stocks...

        • randyrand 42 minutes ago ago

          All fancy sports cars are useless. Like really. To race them? What’s the point?

      • mvkel 2 hours ago ago

        I mean, this is something we want to encourage. Everyone always likes to quote fiduciary duty ad nauseum. Here is a public company flying (lol) in the face of that in the spirit of, well, fun.

        • consumer451 2 hours ago ago

          But, this version of the Roadster is just a concept car with many extra steps, isn't it?

          What happens when a charged COPV is involved in a car accident?

          What is the point of reaction thrusters that turn anyone on the wrong side of the car into pink mist?

          Will anyone ever be allowed to drive this on a public roadway?

          • randyrand 39 minutes ago ago

            Propane powered cars were (are) on public roads, for better or worse.

          • IsTom 2 hours ago ago

            > Will anyone ever be allowed to drive this on a public roadway?

            I can see this being a thing in a cyberpunk dystopia, so.. in a few years I guess?

        • hn_throwaway_99 2 hours ago ago

          We're not just talking about "fiduciary duty". Some people put down large (250k) down payments for the Roadster when it was announced 9 years ago. If I were one of those folks I'd be more interested in getting an actual car I could drive than seeing a cool demo.

      • tripleee 2 hours ago ago

        > TSLA continues trending downward

        uh.. zoom out a bit? The stock price is double what it was two years ago

        • rtkwe 2 hours ago ago

          But you'd expect if this were being treated as a likely success for Tesla the announcement would have caused a price bump or at least a reversal of the trend.

          Also 2 years ago is a pretty specific time point where it was near the lowest it's been looking back a less random 5d, 1M, 6M, 1Y and 5Y it's only up on the 5Y chart and that's a relatively meager 25%.

          • Pedro_Ribeiro 2 hours ago ago

            Dude it's a supercar that like 1000 people can buy, this thing is a rounding error. Lamborghini's revenue was $3B last year, Tesla's was $94B. Supercars are barely a market.

            You'll see the stock go up when Robotaxi and the Semi hit the market.

            • nkozyra an hour ago ago

              > You'll see the stock go up when Robotaxi and the Semi hit the market

              Robotaxi is trying to enter an already crowded market and isn't exactly flourishing there. I'm still seeing every one in Austin with a human behind a steering wheel.

              As for the Semi, yeah, if it actually comes to fruition. But like all things Elon ... let's wait and see.

            • rtkwe an hour ago ago

              Not the base model, the base was supposed to be more generally available for regular rich people not just hypercar people.

        • consumer451 2 hours ago ago

          I suppose I should have written "continues recent downward trend." One would hope that a huge marketing investment like this would help hype the stock, no?

          • tripleee 2 hours ago ago

            You're arguing that correlation = causation

            There are 1000 variables that go into it

    • gargalatas 2 hours ago ago

      It's just a supercar. Supercars are allowed to be pointless.

      • 420official an hour ago ago

        This isn't the car though, this is a concept demo to keep people subscribed while they continue to delay the real car. I agree supercars are pointless in a lot of ways, but this is just not the same thing because it's vaporware meant to be provocative.

    • mahboi 3 hours ago ago

      That sounds fine. Charging time isn't the problem though.

    • lp92 an hour ago ago

      It's a typical Tesla/Elon marketing stunt and nothing more.

  • rich_sasha 11 hours ago ago

    The maths of the flying is a little puzzling to me.

    Back of the fag pack, let’s say it is light for an electric car and weights 1000kg. I’ll also go on a limb and guess the air flow is actually subsonic - 200m/s would make it 0.6 Ma (still insanely fast!). Even then, that requires 50 kg of air every second. Or 40 m^3. Using everyone’s favorite metric, this empties an Olympic swimming pool in 1 minute. It also requires a MW of power. I mean… that’s a lot??? Though admittedly, only about as much as accelerating 0-60 in 1 sec (50% of that in fact). So the flying would draw as much power as accelerating at full throttle.

    Power requirements would go down a lot with slower exhaust speed, but then you need to shift more fluid. 40 m^3 already seems like a lot to me.

    I get it’s a neat little demo and they have to get SpaceX into the picture somehow, but still I don’t understand how it’s supposed to add up. Also, what do I know - just a humble physicist.

    • vessenes 9 hours ago ago

      In the video they claim the air is supersonic at exit, and point out the mach diamonds -- and I think they said 60 kilonewtons of thrust max, which is really a lot. So I think the volume of air would decrease roughly 60% from your estimate? I'm not a physicist.

      I'm imagining this in two phases: phase one - you drive around, and excess energy goes to compressing air. Phase two - you use that compressed air which takes very little additional power, so you get to double up on force. I guess likely a 'running mode' where it's using some power to keep suction on.

      I'm curious how much time you get at full blast vs 'just' enough to keep the car pinned to a wall, e.g. 1 vs 2 g.

      • rich_sasha 4 hours ago ago

        So let’s double the speed - 1.2 Ma. You need half the mass now - 25kg/sec. If you want to have 10 seconds worth of hover - that’s 250kg of gas. Plus the weight of the storage tank. Plus - this is the amounts for hover. Not for any extra force on top of that.

        It still doesn’t make much sense to me. And that’s before considering what happens when you get rocket stream hitting a tarmac road. Never mind public roads, this sounds like a major hazard anywhere. Plus the quantity of compressed gas son board (if that’s how it works)… not a pretty crash. At these numbers, imagine 10MJ released all of a sudden - apparently that’s about 2.5kg of TNT.

        Surely I’m missing something… as I say, I can’t make sense of it.

        • sobellian 4 hours ago ago

          Your math is pretty good, Tesla actually gave the storage tank capacity as 250kg

          ETA: this is a horrifying amount of energy to be sitting on top of.

          • vessenes 2 hours ago ago

            I guess on the plus side SpaceX has been trucking much worse around in and out of orbit verrry reliably for years now in tough conditions.

            • teiferer 16 minutes ago ago

              1% failure rate for space rockets might count as very reliable, but if 1% of all cars explode then we are in for a ride.

          • lp92 an hour ago ago

            Can't wait to see the crash test video.

        • phillmv 3 hours ago ago

          what's there to miss? if these ever make it to market their only purpose will be conspicuous consumption for vice-signalling ding dongs

      • Ajedi32 5 hours ago ago

        The "pin to a wall" part uses fans, not the cold gas thrusters. It can probably stay there until the battery runs out. The gas thrusters are only needed if you want to go 0-60 in .8s (with the Thrust version), or if you want to fly (with the Rocket version). Probably those only last a few seconds before the air tanks need to recharge.

      • jameshart 2 hours ago ago

        Mach diamonds in a compressed air jet aren’t surprising. You can get them from a canned compressed air duster: https://hackaday.com/2024/02/18/canned-air-is-unexpectedly-s...

      • bell-cot 3 hours ago ago

        > phase one - you drive around, and excess energy goes to compressing air.

        It's an electric car - unless you've got an incredibly long charging cable, there is no "excess energy" when you're driving around.

    • Betelbuddy 2 hours ago ago

      You have the answer in your calculations, you just need to take to its logical conclusion. I say its was balsa not cartoon...

    • nialv7 5 hours ago ago

      It _does_ go supersonic, otherwise the converging-diverging nozzle doesn't make sense.

    • preommr 10 hours ago ago

      > Back of the fag pack,

      napkins, and envelopes at least kind of make sense.

      Who was ever writing on the back of cigarette packs?

      • eszed 8 hours ago ago

        > Who was ever writing on the back of cigarette packs?

        British officers planning trench raids in the front lines during WWI. Or, at least, that's where I've been told the expression originates.

        Really, though, is it impossible to imagine no one, ever, using a cigarette pack to jot something down? It's a colloquialism. It doesn't even have to be taken literally to make sense. What is gained by questioning it on that level?

        • m3rc 11 minutes ago ago

          cigarette packs have not been blank on the back since the commenter has been alive

        • triceratops 7 hours ago ago

          > is it impossible to imagine no one, ever, using a cigarette pack to jot something down?

          Wouldn't the back have printing on it? I could imagine someone ripping the pack open and writing on the insides, which are blank.

          • astrolx 4 hours ago ago

            In quite a few countries they were rather blank, not like today!

          • dmtroyer 6 hours ago ago

            I don't know what cigarette packaging looked like at the time, but can imagine they were possibly government provided in a very simple paper package.

        • atuladhar 3 hours ago ago

          > Really, though, is it impossible to imagine no one, ever, using a cigarette pack to jot something down? It's a colloquialism. It doesn't even have to be taken literally to make sense. What is gained by questioning it on that level?

          I took the OP's question to really be a question about the origin of that phrase, and with your answer, I learned something I didn't know before. So I, for one, am happy the question was asked.

          • mediaman 2 hours ago ago

            I'm glad it was asked too and enjoyed the answer.

            The OP's question was clearly skeptical though:

            ---

            napkins, and envelopes at least kind of make sense.

            Who was ever writing on the back of cigarette packs?

            ---

            Implication being that writing on the back of cig packs does not make sense. I'd agree with your reading if not for the "at least kind of make sense" bit.

        • SenHeng 6 hours ago ago

          Bike shedding.

      • suriyaG 5 hours ago ago

        this is funny because I know so many people who always note down phone numbers and such for the day on cigarette packs. sometimes even carrying a few with them all the time.

        in india.

      • triceratops 7 hours ago ago

        Smokers who didn't have napkins or envelopes handy, presumably.

  • CommieBobDole 9 hours ago ago

    So this is a really neat technical demo, using spacecraft cold-gas thrusters and guidance hardware/software to do crazy stunt stuff in a car, but what's the relevance to an actual product that can be sold, even as a small-volume exotic? These are pressurized gas thrusters, so either the tanks, valves, and piping take up most of the interior of the car, or it has a low-single-digit number of seconds of thrust before recharge, probably both. Also the tanks for these things tend to use incredibly high pressures and are apt to explode spectacularly in any sort of accident.

    This is sort of like demonstrating a car that softens the asphalt in front of it with lasers to get a better grip; difficult, technically impressive, and zero chance that it will ever be allowed on a public road.

    Edit: According to this Motor Trend article, it uses a big carbon-fiber pressure vessel at 5500psi, so basically an enormous fragile bomb. And the one that did all the stunts had two of the pressure vessels which would have filled most of the interior.

    https://www.motortrend.com/news/tesla-roadster-thrust-system...

    • jttnr 6 hours ago ago

      You an actually see what the pressure vessel looks like in the recent Top Gear episode.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdkIOhFmbKI&t=1239

      Doesn't look too big, tbh. They also explain some of the mechanics used to make it happen.

    • m463 7 hours ago ago

      > a big carbon-fiber pressure vessel at 5500psi

      Other cars have these tanks, but full of flammable fuel, not just air.

      Off the top of my head, the honda civic CNG (3600 psi)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Civic_GX#Specifications

      the toyota marai (10,000 psi hydrogen)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Mirai#High-pressure_hyd...

      and probably the other cng or hydrogen cars.

      • Zarathustra30 17 minutes ago ago

        It looks like those tanks are 5-8kg? The Tesla's is apparently 250kg.

      • bamboozled 7 hours ago ago

        I thought carbon fiber wasn't good with pressure, hence OceanGate Titan implosion

        • chr an hour ago ago

          Some off piste skiers carry a carbon fiber canister with pressurized nitrogen gas, to inflate airbags from backpack in case of an avalanche. Carbon fiber is not that good with point pressure, but strong for evenly distributed loads.

          At this point I look at wikipedia what happened to the submarine bamboozled mentioned. Ooops. Heh, the pressure of water is as evenly distributed as can be. Seems my background in watersports is not enough to moonlight in material engineering.

        • rtkwe 2 hours ago ago

          CF can make a fine pressure vessel it's just difficult to build and they require constant inspection that OceanGate didn't perform (and ignored evidence from their own monitoring system that the PV was responding differently to pressure after a hard bang it suffered when docking in one of the last few dives). SpaceX already has experience building the COPVs that Tesla is probably using and knows their limits pretty well though I don't want to be standing near one in a major crash either.

        • cdot2 2 hours ago ago

          SpaceX has been using carbon fiber pressure tanks for awhile. Rocket Labs has been using them too.

        • xnx 7 hours ago ago

          Different forces: expansive (Roadster) vs compressive (OceanGate). This makes some logical sense since fibers/strands/ropes are good for tensile strength vs. compressive forces.

          • benji-york 4 hours ago ago

            I guess this is the ultimate version of "you can't push a rope".

        • TiredOfLife 5 hours ago ago

          Professor Farnsworth: "Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!"

          Fry: "How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?"

          Professor Farnsworth: "Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one."

    • jameskilton 9 hours ago ago

      Well, yeah. The full thruster version only seats one, and is invite only for purchase, and is not street legal.

      • andor 8 hours ago ago

        I'm wondering if it could even be sold to individuals given that the thrusters probably count as restricted military technology?

        • rtkwe an hour ago ago

          It's unclear what they'll be classified as and probably comes down to some negotiation and lawyering to decide how restricted they are. You can sell a lot of restricted hardware to US citizens that you can't sell internationally due to ITAR.

      • KetoManx64 4 hours ago ago

        *Not street legal in 48/50 states

  • afavour 20 hours ago ago

    Looks like a sensible turning down of the Cybertruck aesthetic into something that looks good.

    That said, the production issues with the Cybertruck mean you’d be a fool to reserve one of these. Let others do it, find out how late it arrives, what glued panels fall off at speed and wait for the inevitable recalls. Tesla has torched their engineering reputation lately and this page is making a lot of promises about revolutionary things.

    • MetaWhirledPeas 4 hours ago ago

      > Let others do it, find out how late it arrives, what glued panels fall off at speed and wait for the inevitable recalls.

      Sound advice for people looking for a practical car. But if you have Lambo money who cares? I have never seen a supercar described as reliable.

      • rtkwe 2 hours ago ago

        People with lambo money generally also want a car that doesn't fall apart constantly AND rapidly lose its value.

        • anonporridge an hour ago ago

          If you care about the car not rapidly losing value, you definitely don't have lambo money and you're too poor to be dabbling in supercar silliness.

        • wombat-man 15 minutes ago ago

          Er, is that not what Lambos do?

          I always heard they were a pain to get serviced with long wait times. Not sure how well they hold their value either.

    • gopalv 20 hours ago ago

      > what glued panels fall off

      The Lotus Elise was famously glued together instead of welds. The original Roadster also had the same innards.

      This is clearly not a car for someone who wants to go from A to B, but a lot of Tesla components gets binned together for the next iteration of the cheaper car because they always order too many of them.

      Oddly enough this makes their cheaper cars more reliable than the expensive ones (think about the Audis right when Ferdinand Piech took over Lamborgini).

      • rozap 2 hours ago ago

        Lotus did this on their chassis not because it was cheap, but because it allowed them to use lighter, thinner aluminum which would have been ruined by welding. It was almost certainly not cheaper than welding, they had to add little protrusions that kept all the pieces 0.2mm apart, which is what made for the best bonding. They went to a lot of trouble to make this process work, and it resulted in one of the best sports cars of all time in terms of pure driving experience.

        Tesla has very different reasons for doing what they did on the cybertruck. It's very much a form over function. Lotus has always been function over form (to a fault, in terms of their financial position).

        • CarVac an hour ago ago

          > kept all the pieces 0.2mm apart

          You can add glass microspheres to adhesives to guarantee bondline thickness. It's often done nowadays whenever you have different metals meeting with a glue bond because it keeps them electrically isolated, preventing galvanic corrosion.

      • majormajor 20 hours ago ago

        > Oddly enough this makes their cheaper cars more reliable than the expensive ones

        That's pretty standard. An M3 has long pushed the tolerances of things in the engine more than a base-model 3 series. An S-class has more whiz-bang-hope-it-still-works-in-ten-years stuff than a C-class. A Lexus has more going on than a boring base Corolla.

        • giva 10 hours ago ago

          That is the norm in all "sporty" stuff. Expensive car/motorbikes/bicycles use light alloys that wear out much faster than heavier, cheaper materials

      • dghlsakjg 2 hours ago ago

        Most cars have glued joints and body panels these days.

        The issue isn't glue, its that parts are falling off.

    • nradov 20 hours ago ago

      This type of vehicle isn't intended to drive at speed, at least not very far. It's targeted at collectors who will park it in a garage with their other supercars. It's a status symbol with wheels, not transportation or even a toy for track days. (And I don't mean that as a criticism, there's nothing wrong with wealthy people buying collectibles.)

      • luqtas 20 hours ago ago

        > (And I don't mean that as a criticism, there's nothing wrong with wealthy people buying collectibles.)

        there's a whole lot of systemic issues with wealthy people buying low-poly cars to their collection.

        • m463 19 hours ago ago

          Don't make fun of the Delorean. Or The Thing.

        • wallst07 11 hours ago ago

          What systemic issues?

          • jayd16 6 hours ago ago

            Issues like "should society allow an economic system that leads to such vast wealth inequality?"

      • alasdair_ 19 hours ago ago

        It’s not premium enough for collectors. I could see plenty of tech people buying one as a daily driver that they also take to the track though.

        • dd8601fn 13 hours ago ago

          $250k deposit for the mid tier? They’ll be in some Saudi collections for sure.

    • jbm 20 hours ago ago

      Everyone is talking about the Cybertruck, but both the 3 and the Y have plenty of engineering problems as well. I believe both cars are listed as below-average reliability by CR.

      Worse, there are no 3rd parties producing cheaper suspension parts, so your old Model 3 is going to have to spend 2000-3000$ on an yearly basis until you get sick of fixing the suspension. Tesla claims to have fixed the issue on newer models (and apparently they did a lot of work on the suspension), but they don't really take responsibility for their old cars so I doubt they will take responsibility when their design causes problems for you.

      I do enjoy driving my 2019 SR+ Model 3, but I hate when people do the whole "Well on first principles, EVs have less parts so they are more reliable..." thing. My Toyota Sienna has been far more reliable than the Model 3, despite having many, many more parts.

      • motionlessveloc 19 hours ago ago

        Early Model 3/Ys built in the US were unreliable. The ones built in Shanghai, though, are excellent. Berlin is somewhere in the middle.

        FWIW, I'm into my fourth year of (Chinese-built) Model 3 ownership and it's been rock solid, the only services so far were to replace the air filter and wipers.

        • robotresearcher 16 hours ago ago

          Ooh, and tires I hope! Mine eats tires.

          • ryukoposting 2 hours ago ago

            That could be bad alignment or tire pressure. Are the tires cupping, are you getting uneven lateral wear, anything like that?

            Besides that, EVs are just really heavy and weight wears out tires. Just a fact of life.

        • Waterluvian 18 hours ago ago

          Kind of a silly question but I want to be sure I’m piecing together a fair picture: both of those are five minute tasks you do yourself outside the auto parts store / driveway, right?

          • Rohansi 17 hours ago ago

            Accessing the air filter on the Model 3 isn't great but yes, can do it yourself. Many people just pay someone else to do things like this though.

            • moepstar 9 hours ago ago

              ???

              Rip away center tunnel carpet on rhs (lhd vehicle), remove 2 screws from below glove compartment, fold away panel, remove cap from filter compartment, remove 2 filters - put back together in reverse order.

              That's literally a 20 minute job if you about know what you should be doing - a.k.a. read about the process in the free service manual of Tesla (only need an account, free) or watched a YT video...

              • Rohansi 9 hours ago ago

                The difficulty is more related to the tight spot it's in and not the process.

          • browningstreet 18 hours ago ago

            Yes. Or roll it into a $80 service charge when you get anything else done at a Tesla service center. Like the air filters.

      • rpmisms 17 hours ago ago

        So many things you just said are wrong. The control arms are 100k mile parts, and you can easily replace them with Unplugged Performance versions for under $1k.

        • plqbfbv 14 hours ago ago

          And I have no idea what kind of driving he's doing to spend 2-3k$/y . I got Front Upper Control Arms replaced under warranty, exactly once, in the lifetime of my 2019 M3 (also Fremont-built). I do a yearly inspection just to catch issues before they have a chance to become really problematic, but for the past 4 years I've always been told that "the car's underside is just perfect, there's nothing wrong with it".

        • jbm 14 hours ago ago

          Would you like to see the bills I got from Tesla? I've shared them before and I'm happy to do it again.

          (Also my Tesla is 74.5k miles, so nowhere near 100k)

          -edit-

          I was a victim of misinformation from my local EV repair shop.

          https://www.dormanproducts.com/pages/products/oe-fix/article...

          The prices you are talking about are incorrect but there are 3rd party parts now.

      • kibwen 19 hours ago ago

        > My Toyota Sienna has been far more reliable than the Model 3, despite having many, many more parts.

        This is less about EVs vs ICEs and more about Toyota's engineering quality vs Tesla's engineering quality, which is hovering somewhere in the vicinity of Homer Simpson's barbecue pit.

        • jbm 14 hours ago ago

          I should note that I didn't mean to imply it was inherent that EVs were less reliable, but rather, that engineering mattered and Tesla's engineering always had underdeveloped parts.

        • Waterluvian 18 hours ago ago

          Hey now. Homer’s BBQ pit was a work of art, built through pure passion of emotion.

    • doginasuit 20 hours ago ago

      That was my first thought, Cybertruck: The Car. But then it drove up a wall and stopped on the ceiling and flew down. That was awesome. I'm sure it will be a nightmare to own.

    • combobyte 20 hours ago ago

      > glued panels fall off at speed

      Given some of the tauted 'features' of this thing, I'd be more concerned about it blowing up in my driveway.

      • sippingabonedry 20 hours ago ago

        Hardly a concern when you can't afford one.

    • m463 19 hours ago ago

      I liked the rounded one lots better:

      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/NextGenT...

      (just personal preference)

    • Gud 16 hours ago ago

      Looks good? The previous version looked incredible. This looks like the Delorean and the Cybertruck had an unwanted child.

    • rgbrenner 20 hours ago ago

      at least the CyberTruck shipped.

      9 years since the announcement of Roadster v2, people who paid 50k deposits are still waiting.

      Time to up the promises, and ask for more $50k deposits for v3!

    • m463 18 hours ago ago
      • F7F7F7 16 hours ago ago

        Reminds me of the car they'd dress up to look like a Countach, the Fiero.

    • mcrk 14 hours ago ago

      I just wanted to get one for $1mln I have laying somwhere, but now I'll wait for more reviews. Thanks for the tip.

      • dzhiurgis 14 hours ago ago

        Just buy it in 15 years when it has depreciated to nothing /s

    • F7F7F7 16 hours ago ago

      Looks like a Fiero

  • FabHK 20 hours ago ago

    There are three configurations:

    - Performance: road ready, seats two, active aero and a “multi-mode suction system.” 0-60 mph in under 1.6 seconds. Available by reservation.

    - Thrust: race ready, seats two, adds rear-mounted cold-gas thrusters. 0-60 mph in under 0.9 seconds. Limited release.

    - Rocket: seats one, adds thrusters around the perimeter of the car for upward and rotational movement. 0-60 mph in under 0.59 seconds and a top speed of over 230 mph. Invite only.

    Per Electrek: https://electrek.co/2026/10/15/tesla-unveils-cyberfied-new-r...

    • adamm255 3 hours ago ago

      “Configurations”

      Like any of this will materialise. Where’s the original Roadster people actually put down payments on?

      • fastball 2 hours ago ago

        The original roadster was Tesla's first car.

    • Mawr 17 hours ago ago

      > every usable void in the car is packed with carbon-fiber overwrapped pressure vessels (COPVs) to store compressed gas

      Hahah, the failure modes are going to be exciting.

    • stogot 4 hours ago ago

      What is the suction useful for? The engineering blows my mind but why would someone use this? Does it help on turns?

    • cavoirom 12 hours ago ago

      The rocket version is the real life bat-mobile to me. Impressive.

  • delichon 20 hours ago ago

    The livestream has the stunts: https://x.com/Tesla/status/2110788059008819215

    • daemonologist 17 hours ago ago

      The flying-on-RCS-in-gravity reminds me of those old videos of exoatmospheric kill vehicle tests: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnofCyaWhI0

      Patently absurd, of course, but amazing too.

    • accountrequired 20 hours ago ago

      Cool!!! Whoever thinks this is *not cool* please, leave your cool card at the door

    • silisili 20 hours ago ago

      This is something straight out of Rocket League. Completely impractical, but awesome at the same time.

    • charlesfries 20 hours ago ago

      What is the practical use case of this? https://x.com/JehovaTrades/status/2110906028971938252

      • ndriscoll 19 hours ago ago

        Literally dozens of scenarios have been documented. e.g. https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1B21Nd9oZ4&t=1000s

      • soderfoo 19 hours ago ago

        Americans will do anything to avoid roundabouts.

      • cjbgkagh 20 hours ago ago

        Neat, but that car has to be practically empty. It appears to have very low inertia.

        By rough estimate, using hydroxide jet packs as a reference, I’d say they got it down to about 600kg.

      • iugtmkbdfil834 20 hours ago ago

        You were never stuck in traffic I take it:D Insurance will be a bitch, but people will move out of your way.

        • throwaway173738 10 hours ago ago

          FWIW if you’re that concerned about scaring other people out of your way you could just wave a gun around out the driver’s side window. You’d spend less money and get your desired effect.

          • dylan604 39 minutes ago ago

            You're forgetting that other drivers very well may be armed with an even bigger gun.

          • dghlsakjg 2 hours ago ago

            Some of us don't live in countries where this is acceptable.

          • iugtmkbdfil834 9 hours ago ago

            Why would you suggest something so unnecessarily violent?

            • mcmcmc 4 hours ago ago

              Cars kill just as many people as guns

      • mrheosuper 20 hours ago ago

        WTF, that the most cartoonist thing i've seen today. Does it really have to do the flip ?

      • mcmcmc 4 hours ago ago

        Flexing on the poors

      • ls612 20 hours ago ago

        To show off? Like whatever you think of it the market for supercars is rich men who want to show off so Tesla is playing in that market.

      • morkalork 20 hours ago ago

        To play Spy Hunter irl?

      • phoghed 20 hours ago ago

        Uhh to be sick af?

      • td521534f12 20 hours ago ago

        To brag to other, lesser billionaires.

      • carlosjobim 18 hours ago ago

        What is the practical use case of having a bunch of high powered jets all around the car? It could be used to automatically avoid fatal accidents, or at least reduce risk and damage in an accident situation. I thought everybody who watched the presentation video would reach that conclusion.

        • root_axis 11 hours ago ago

          > It could be used to automatically avoid fatal accidents

          I find it genuinely hilarious that anyone could possibly think this is a good idea.

        • ceejayoz 9 hours ago ago

          > It could be used to automatically avoid fatal accidents…

          Or make a few! https://www.space.com/space-exploration/launches-spacecraft/...

          > SpaceX thinks it knows why its newest Starship spacecraft went boom this week. "Initial analysis indicates the potential failure of a pressurized tank known as a COPV, or composite overwrapped pressure vessel, containing gaseous nitrogen in Starship's nosecone area, but the full data review is ongoing," the company wrote in an update on Thursday (June 19).

        • zormino an hour ago ago

          I look forward to phantom braking changing to phantom launching your ass into the ceiling of an underpass

        • sippingabonedry 17 hours ago ago

          You are correct in that almost nobody commenting here watched the presentation.

        • garte 14 hours ago ago

          you know what happens to you if a jet engine moves your car out of the way? you have the accident inside your car by yourself, you become the accident. physics states that all forces will be equal.

        • doublerabbit 16 hours ago ago

          If the car doesn't cause fatal accidents in the first place.

    • robotnikman 17 hours ago ago

      I'll admit, that was pretty cool

    • abrookewood 18 hours ago ago

      Fast forward to 11:15 to see the tricks.

    • B1FF_PSUVM 20 hours ago ago

      Some smart cookies put up a scam video topping Google searches for the announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lmBq00utE

      AI Elon pressure selling "act decisively, double your money" by transferring crypto to some wallet and getting 2x back - yeah, right

      (PS Google shut it down)

      • kkotak 18 hours ago ago

        Youtube terminated the account :)

  • okdood64 20 hours ago ago

    Okay that's one of the coolest things I've seen in a while since the rockets landing.

    Car looks half decent too.

    • esperent 20 hours ago ago

      > Car looks half decent too

      To me it looks like a mashup of a Ferrari and a Cybertruck. That's not a good thing.

      • eclipticplane 20 hours ago ago

        Same; there are stylish super cars... this again looks like a 5 year old kid drawing like the Cybertruck does.

  • aresant 20 hours ago ago

    This was 100% precursor to the absorption of Tesla into SpaceX and I’m here for it

    https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-spac...

    • wnmurphy 19 hours ago ago

      This would be a horrible deal for Tesla investors.

      Long-term investors would lose about 40% of their investment to subsidize the inflated valuation of X (bought by xAI), the inflated valuation of xAI (bought by SpaceX), and SpaceX (whose valuation is based on the assumption that demand for inference is effectively unlimited, and that everyone will prefer hardware in space over Earth).

      The valuation of both companies was inflated prior to acquisition, and Tesla shareholders will be asked to dilute their investment by absorbing that cumulative inflation.

      Not even to mention that Musk would have exclusive control over the entire conglomerate, with not even the pretense of a Board to check his power.

      When even Steven Mark Ryan is like "let's pump the breaks a little bit," you know it's bad.

      • mlsu 6 hours ago ago

        It’s about Elon’s control over these companies. Creating a valuable company with durable revenue that produces products that the market actually wants, with stable governance by a board representing the shareholders of the company? Bah! What am I, a sucker?

        He wants control, so that he can use investor’s cash to do epic stuff like humanoid robots, cyber trucks, an AI that tells you that apartheid was actually cool, rocket cars, real life brain controlled robot bacon chungus, etc.

      • parineum 17 hours ago ago

        > SpaceX (whose valuation is based on the assumption that demand for inference is effectively unlimited, and that everyone will prefer hardware in space over Earth).

        Well, that and being the only reusable rocket company ever with an even bigger version on the horizon and a global Internet service that's about to get a whole lot better thanks to aforementioned rocket. Both of which are hugely profitable.

        • amanaplanacanal 14 hours ago ago

          Rockets and Internet service are a tiny part of the valuation. It's mostly imaginary AI related sales.

          • parineum 7 hours ago ago

            You don't know why people value the company and excluding the two very profitable parts of the business in your list is obviously misleading to the point that anyone reading that should be offended that you think they are that stupid.

    • mlsu 6 hours ago ago

      Yeup. In 2025–

      “Other shareholder meetings are snoozefests but ours are bangers. Look at this. This is sick.”

      Elon’s pay package: he gets 400 million Tesla shares if he raises the market cap of tesla(xspacextwitterxAIx) to $8.5 trillion (nominal). He spent a cool 250 mil on making friends with the republicans, so as to ensure that his incoming epic awesome merger is not blocked.

      A merger, plus the amount of inflation this government has already produced over the next decade, will probably see X co hitting Elon’s salary goals.

    • hiitsmyaccount 20 hours ago ago

      Yes, let's combine Twitter, an AI company, and a space company with a solar company, car company, battery company, and robotics company, so that we can have one huge valuation that can't be possibly delivered upon and losses will be absorbed for a short period. What could go wrong?

      • atonse 6 hours ago ago

        Have you heard of the concept of Conglomerates?

        In the US, GE makes your microwave, aircraft engines, and also the gas turbine your power plant uses.

        Siemens makes appliances, MRI machines, and even nuclear reactors I believe.

        Or in Korea: Samsung, Hyundai, LG. Samsung makes chips, TVs, washing machines.

        Japan: Mistubishi makes washing machines and excavators and mining equipment.

        India: Reliance has cell phone service, grocery stores, and oil rigs. Tata makes cars, has tier 1 datacenters, and runs hotels too.

        This is hardly a novel idea.

        • 0x457 3 hours ago ago

          Samsung makes a lot more than that. Well, lots of them make a lot more than what is listed, but Samsung pretty much has division for everything.

      • gizajob 20 hours ago ago

        Japanese companies manage fine doing this kind of thing.

        • CoolestBeans 16 hours ago ago

          Japanese keiretsu also usually have a bank at their center or have both horizontal and vertical integrations. Where they don't have integration, they at least have financial integration. Whatever Musk is doing is far less cohesive in every way.

          • tim333 6 hours ago ago

            Musk's hype the stuff up, raise money, can be applied to any venture.

            • CoolestBeans 5 hours ago ago

              The only charitable part of this idea is that it will insulate the stock price from the actual balance sheet. It asks investors not if they want to invest in an EV automaker but in "Elon Musk Inc" essentially. He's been doing some variation of this his whole career, this would just give him the ability to dilute the numbers of each component industry further. The problem is the brand name of Elon Musk is worth a lot less than it was in the 10s.

          • dzhiurgis 13 hours ago ago

            Did you forget X money and Musk's literally first job being in a bank?

            • CoolestBeans 5 hours ago ago

              A payments platform is not a bank. Beyond the services being different and the customers being different (consumers vs businesses), both had to partner with... well a bank, to provide the actual financial services.

        • Gigachad 19 hours ago ago

          Do they have a gigantic tumor like twitter and Space AI slapped on the side? If all of the products were profitable it would work.

          • gizajob 19 hours ago ago

            I don’t have time to look up whatever Masayoshi Son has wasted a few billion dollars on today, but yes kinda.

          • atonse 6 hours ago ago

            Reliance in India basically ran a severe loss for Jio (their new mobile network where they essentially gave the country free mobile internet), but paid for by the profits of their fossil fuel business.

            For a while, didn't Amazon do the same? They basically ran a loss with Amazon retail but profits on AWS, until they spun off?

            So yes, this is fairly common with conglomerates, (Amazon sold diapers at a loss to put diapers.com out of business). And in fact, this tactic is a target for anti-trust laws where they exist.

          • dd8601fn 12 hours ago ago

            I think Twitter is the one that actually makes money.

            Until they sold all their compute to anthropic, Ai was the boat anchor.

            • dansquizsoft 12 hours ago ago

              Starlink makes the money.

              No way in hell is Twitter making a lick of profit.

          • wnmurphy 19 hours ago ago

            I'm glad someone else gets it.

        • AlotOfReading 19 hours ago ago

          What about Tesla's management style would you call Japanese?

          • gizajob 19 hours ago ago

            I’m highlighting that companies can and do have all kinds of departments doing seemingly unrelated things if they want to.

            • AlotOfReading 19 hours ago ago

              I'm pointing out that Japanese companies can do that because they're organized and managed like Japanese companies. Tesla is not, and in fact lacks pretty much all the organizing characteristics and long term planning that enables keiretsu to function.

              • gizajob 12 hours ago ago

                Don’t think it requires layers and layers of management attending meetings for 12 hours a day to function as a prerequisite.

          • merekmob 18 hours ago ago

            Kamikaze

      • fnordpiglet 20 hours ago ago

        It would almost be as big a monstrosity as Amazon

      • burnerRhodov3 20 hours ago ago

        but... All elon companies. More valuable bundled, because all the elon lovers don't have to pick where they throw their tithes. I'd love it even more if they throw in a tunnel construction and a human brain implant company in the mix while they are at it.

      • mrheosuper 15 hours ago ago

        Add weapon and tank and they will reach the scale of Samsung.

      • killbot5000 20 hours ago ago

        Tesla-Yutani

  • rickdeckard an hour ago ago

    As an engineer myself, watching the Hagerty interview [0] was an ...interesting experience.

    Every time Tesla's VP of vehicle engineering [0] explains the Engineering of the product by stating that they are "breaking the laws of physics", everything he says is losing a bit of credibility...

    [0] https://youtu.be/22rvpUecLts?t=791

  • u1hcw9nx 14 minutes ago ago

    Tesla has lost the battery tech, volume EV manufacturin, and humanoid robotics to China (when trade restrictions don't apply). It's time to hype something different.

  • baggachipz 3 hours ago ago

    I'm sure they'll release this one as soon as the release the Roadster introduced 9 years ago.

    • Maxatar 2 hours ago ago

      This is the the release of the Roadster introduced 9 years ago. This is what people who put down a deposit (upwards of 250k) back 9 years ago are in line to receive.

      • daveguy 2 hours ago ago

        Wonder if this round of suckers is going to have to wait 9 years for the next demo too.

    • boznz 3 hours ago ago

      Incredible demo but I also have to agree, I will wait for the first Top Gear or Markus Brownlee unsupervised review before believing this project has been achieved.

      • richwater 3 hours ago ago

        > Markus Brownlee

        > unsupervised

        This guy might be the most biased reviewer on the planet. Dude practically cashes checks from Apple on camera.

  • a4isms 2 hours ago ago

    I”m not going to get into Musk himself. Nor will I get into the artistic absurdity that a moder supercar represents. But I will speak for the hackers amongst us:

    The problem with the demo is that it was vapourware. Period, full stop. It is not the car they are selling to us, and they haven't even begun making them. I am personally not a fan of pure concept products that exist only to polish the company’s crown.

    Steve Jobs said that "Real artists ship," because the act of shipping is the act of making the incredibly difficult and important decisions that manage the enormous number of constraints that go into the actual product.

    If people like concept cars that don't have to actually work or meet a specific price point, fine. It is entertainment, nothing wrong with that. But I am not and will not be impressed until, like Apple, the thing they show on stage is so far along that you can be expected to buy one within weeks, not years.

    I am not telling anyone how to judge this. But by my very old-school standards, vapourware sucks.

    • dpweb an hour ago ago

      Doesn't matter if the product is real. The idea is to cultivate a sense of wonder and adventure. To get people talking about you. Then you sell more of the products that are real.

      • Zigurd an hour ago ago

        Doesn't matter if the product is real. The idea is to cultivate a sense of hope that the $250,000 deposit should stay where it's at, no matter what people talking about me think of that idea. At least I haven't bought a cyber truck.

      • mihaaly 2 minutes ago ago

        Real?! From these circus folks? Their (lack of) sense for reality (practicality, safety) you see in this circus is scary! Same folks and mentality make those other ones too that you are supposed to use!

      • zeusk an hour ago ago

        Exactly, are we forgetting the apple airpower? or apple intelligence?

      • mike_bob an hour ago ago

        Yup, integrity doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is how many dollars you have in your bank account to buy influence!

      • everdrive an hour ago ago

        That's true in practical terms but that doesn't mean I like anything about this sort of approach. It's not a positive thing; it's a successful thing.

      • justin66 an hour ago ago

        Unless the products that are real are Cybertrucks. No way in hell you're selling more of those.

    • hinkley 2 hours ago ago

      Concept cars often having been run through either CFD or a wind tunnel and also haven’t been vetted for NHTSA requirements, and both those and coefficient of friction are why cars all start to look alike.

      I can’t recall the vehicle now but there was a futuristic car around the turn of the century that had a lot of buzz, but changed dramatically for production and nobody liked it. But an engineer on the project said the concept car had less aerodynamic drag going backward than forward, which is quite an achievement.

      That is one of at least a dozen experiences I have had that tell me not to get attached until the prototypes ship to car reviewers for examination.

      • rootusrootus an hour ago ago

        The one I remember is the Pontiac Aztek.

      • 2III7 an hour ago ago

        The Mercedes W124 had a cfd of 0.29. It doesn't look anything like modern cars with similar cfd. (VW Arteon, Volvo S60, Lexus IS)

    • londons_explore an hour ago ago

      It seems the 3 demos shown were even done with differing cars - it's likely that no single prototype car could do all 3 things!

      • Retr0id an hour ago ago

        The gas tanks take hours to refill, so even with one car that could do it all they'd need 3 of them.

        • codechicago277 an hour ago ago

          They should really consider going electric

    • evilantnie an hour ago ago

      I've recently come to the conclusion that Musk isn't selling products anymore, he's selling memestocks. He's a master of grabbing attention in an attention economy and it seems to be working out well for him.

    • dkrich an hour ago ago

      This is so spot on. These things work in a bull market and we’ve been in a bull market for arguably 15 years. In a bear market the distortions that were created over the previous years are reversed and usually to an extreme.

      It’s somewhat notable that Tesla was up significantly overnight and closed the day down 2%.

      I wonder if this is the beginning of a very lengthy period after which people will look back and wonder “what the hell was everyone thinking?”

    • dylan604 an hour ago ago

      There are plenty of examples in the world where the one is all that is necessary. It's not like there are more than one Burj Khalifa building in the world. Many people pay for a one off car. There are multiple TV shows based on this very concept.

      Just because it's not your hobby or within your budget, doesn't mean that others must feel the same way as you.

    • soperj an hour ago ago

      Steve wasn't an artist. Did Steve ship a product when Atari asked him to redesign pong into a one player game? No, that was Steve Wozniak. Jobs paid him a cool $350 out of the $5k bonus he got for that. Maybe he was an artist. Con-artist.

    • yipinwong an hour ago ago

      it's like saying, don't make no concept cars. No car manufacturers will follow that.

    • theteapot an hour ago ago

      > it was vapourware. Period, full stop.

      What sad reaction to a real life flying car.

      • jjulius an hour ago ago

        What was demonstrated was not flight.

        • LorenDB an hour ago ago

          Out of curiosity, how do you define flight? To me, I think the Roadster flew because it clearly maintained powered propulsion after leaving the ground. Sure, it only flew for a few seconds, but it's not far from the Wright Bros.' first flight.

          • gus_massa an hour ago ago

            Woody said:

            > This isn't flying, it's falling with style.

          • lovich an hour ago ago

            Being able to take off from the ground. Not using a second system to vacuum its way up to a platform and then fall slowly.

            This machine demonstrated zero ability to gain altitude in the air alone.

            • scrlk an hour ago ago

              The Kickflip demo showed it taking off from the ground: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5vsHHPVhJg

            • rout39574 an hour ago ago

              I don't think you watched the whole show. The third stunt was taking off from a stop to jump over some vehicles. So it did gain altitude in the air alone.

              • lovich an hour ago ago

                Well color me corrected. I’d probably quibble that this was a hop/jump the same way humans can jump but not fly, but I don’t have a strong definition at that point to argue for.

                I’d need to go deep into something like being able to maintain altitude in the medium of air without positive impulse or something, but again, I don’t have a strong enough definition at this point.

      • apsurd an hour ago ago

        the timeline we're in is various adjectives including sad. reality never hits how you envision when you're 10.

      • throwuxiytayq an hour ago ago

        Out of curiosity, what is your sad P(>500 people owning a flying Tesla by 2030)?

        • reliabilityguy an hour ago ago

          Why does it matter? Did you ask the same question in 2007-8 when the first Waymo cars were on the streets for testing?

          No.

          It’s a cool concept car, and very impressive engineering. I don’t get why people hate on it so much.

        • aldanor an hour ago ago

          Must surely exceed P(AI doom)

        • theteapot 26 minutes ago ago

          Zero. Maybe a dozen, non road legal ofc. And I'm not particularly sad about it. Sorry to disappoint.

    • uvdn7 an hour ago ago

      Concept products are not real products. Their purpose is often to make a point, to prove something is possible, to make a brand look cooler, or just to have fun. I don't think I would ever see this car flying on the road myself. But part of me likes the fact that there are people out there making crazy things like this. It is more fun.

    • Hoasi an hour ago ago

      Yeah, not judging either.

      Looking at the pictures, design-wise, I’m almost tempted to ask: “what was the prompt?”.

    • fblp 2 hours ago ago

      I actually think it's impressive that they have a prototype. It's less of a leap to think it could end up getting shipped. Whereas other competitors in the industry like Ferrari (Jony Ive collaboration) are launching cars with renders.

    • vannevar an hour ago ago

      I think the event was a very Elon Musk way to say, we're not making a Roadster. Which makes sense, Tesla is leaning into completely self-driving cars and the Roadster as originally envisioned would be the opposite of that.

    • topspin an hour ago ago

      > I am personally not a fan of pure concept products that exist only to polish the company’s crown

      I am. These machines push the limits of prevailing technology. Strong organizations set stretch goals and pursue them regardless of market viability. Sometimes they share this with everyone, and convention has named this practice "concept" cars. I appreciate when they take the risk to do this. And when they do it well, credit is deserved.

      There are real engineers and technicians behind this. A lot of them. And they will tell the story of this event for the rest of their lives. I've known a number of people with such stories. They're among the best people I've ever met.

      It is possible to exist without cranking the cynical knob to 11 at all times.

    • DonHopkins an hour ago ago

      At least Elon's dealer is regularly shipping him ketamine on time, in quantity, and under budget.

      • dylan604 an hour ago ago

        I mean, if you were a dealer and had a customer like Musk, wouldn't you do the same?

    • andsoitis 2 hours ago ago

      It is pretty common for automobile companies to show concept cars!

      • Zigurd an hour ago ago

        Thousands of people put down deposit for this car. Well, for a car called roadster.

        • andsoitis an hour ago ago

          Yes. And we're OK to wait.

      • henrymerrilees 2 hours ago ago

        Most concepts never leave the ground. Sorry, I had to...

    • moralestapia an hour ago ago

      What a weird thing to be angry about.

      Disregarding that, all stuff that Tesla (and SpaceX) have demoed had become commercial products, so I wouldn't call Tesla a vaporware company.

      Sure, it takes them decades ... but that's different from not shipping.

      • lern_too_spel an hour ago ago

        This will not ship with the demonstrated capabilities for reasons discussed elsewhere in these comments. GP isn't calling Tesla a vaporware company. GP is calling this product as demonstrated vaporware.

    • rowanG077 an hour ago ago

      I don't get it. Musk has an insane track record of shipping things. Well later then he claimed but he usually gets it done. I'm not seeing anyone else leading companies that upended the domination of fossil fueled cars, paved the way for brain implants, build re-usable rockets and create global access to the internet.

      • ragequittah an hour ago ago

        I too remember when we started colonizing Mars back in 2021. And that time I called my neighbor's Tesla robotaxi to drive me around in 2020.

        • deeg an hour ago ago

          I don't need a robotaxi because I'm taking the hyperloop everywhere

    • horns4lyfe 2 hours ago ago

      Idk I’m a fan of companies doing really cool stuff even if they don’t sell it

    • jiggawatts an hour ago ago

      "As methods for by suicide-by-wealth go, it's classier than drugs, and more accessible than a carbon-fiber submarine" -- some Reddit comment.

      Concepts cars are cars.

      What was shown on stage is closer to the Apollo lander training rigs than a vehicle that you could purchase and drive on a public road.

      It can never, ever be sold as a production vehicle! The COPV gas storage is under enormous pressure, and would explode with the force of a decent sized bomb if damaged in an accident.

      These things would be regularly turning their owners into pink mist, emulating Stockton Rush at a larger scale.

  • mig1 an hour ago ago

    When I saw the headlines “Tesla shows flying car” I got excited, then watched the demo and was thoroughly disappointed. How can anyone write that headline?

  • sumeno 5 hours ago ago

    The audience for this must get really scared when the magician cuts the lady in half

  • jordand 6 hours ago ago
  • cpt100 6 hours ago ago

    I know its marketing but still it's super inspiring to me. Try pulling it off in real hardware. It's incredible.

    • deadnomore 5 hours ago ago

      It’s a CO2 canister with no battery or motors on wheels. What was incredible again?

      • Sohcahtoa82 5 hours ago ago

        Do you have any proof of this, or are you just parroting claims that others are making?

        • deadnomore 5 hours ago ago

          To parrot other people’s claims I would have needed to read them first. So this is my own well informed speculation. I have worked with CO2 thrust and remote controlled cars in my hobby pursuits. This is the simplest way to achieve what was demonstrated.

      • moltar 3 hours ago ago

        It can’t be CO2 because they said it refills itself.

        • deadnomore 2 hours ago ago

          That wasn't what was demonstrated, so therefore it doesn't exist. With the past dishonest publicity stunts done before, Tesla has earned this extra level of cynicism.

          • nickff an hour ago ago

            You're posting from a 1-day-old account...

  • lgl 10 hours ago ago

    Tesla Roadster vaporware edition MK2: now with actual vapor!

  • antfarm 2 hours ago ago

    This is not a flying car. It's a falling car. It's good at falling though.

  • zbrozek 20 hours ago ago

    Can this be scaled down to a Roomba? Then it would both be more useful at picking stuff up off the floor, and able to recover from falling down the stairs.

    • peri-cl 12 hours ago ago

      Vroomba!

      Square-cube scaling being what it is, I think it'd be much more reasonable to use propellers (like quadcopters) than try to scale down COPV's to a Vroomba! size. That's actually an interesting product idea. A small flying vacuum cleaner could clean a variety of surfaces; not only floors.

      (And you could even mount the charging station on the ceiling, so it doesn't take up floor space).

    • al_borland 19 hours ago ago

      All the dust around it on the floor would end up airborne again.

      • zbrozek 18 hours ago ago

        That's OK if it's just to save itself from dying in the event of a fall down the stairs. Should be infrequent!

        • Thrymr 41 minutes ago ago

          Much cheaper to make it better at avoiding falling down the stairs (I've had two for years and they have never fallen down stairs). This is about as practical as the idea elsewhere in this topic that the roadster could avoid high speed collisions by boosting out of the way.

    • medler 7 hours ago ago

      Roombas are already programmed not to yeet themselves off of stairs

      • fooker 2 hours ago ago

        I guess nobody informed my roomba of this.

    • mrheosuper 14 hours ago ago

      Imagine walking up stair and suddenly a roomba launch itself at your face.

      • I-M-S an hour ago ago

        The bright side is that it would immediately vacuum all the debris it would cause in the process

    • mrguyorama 3 hours ago ago

      Yes, it isn't even special at all.

      https://www.amazon.com/window-cleaning-robot/s?k=window+clea...

      Fan cars are pretty old. From that perspective, the driving upside down part is "less impressive" but screw it, still cool.

      I want to see it on a track going all out, but something about what they decided to focus on tells me nobody gives a damn about this actually doing anything performance car related.

  • whoamii 6 hours ago ago

    Does anyone have more info on the cupholders? I need to know it won’t spill my coffee.

    • Betelbuddy 5 hours ago ago

      When you get into an accident with another car, the explosion of that 10 kPSI tank behind your seat. will make sure you are the coffee. You know...Engineering...

      • SketchySeaBeast 4 hours ago ago

        On the bright side, we're going to find out if extremely high pressure explosions can put out lithium ion battery fires. I vote no, but it'll likely remove any nearby debris/combustible material/organic matter/pink mist out of the combustion area.

        • mysterydip 3 hours ago ago

          It could create entirely new kinds of fires!

    • t0mas88 5 hours ago ago

      Not spilling coffee during a roll is a solved problem: https://youtu.be/V9pvG_ZSnCc

    • Havoc 2 hours ago ago

      Comes with a Stanley cup and a small cork

    • cucumber3732842 5 hours ago ago

      "gimbal cupholder" is what you want to google.

      They're typically used to affix your beer to the steering wheel of your boat.

  • mjamil 19 hours ago ago

    Using suction to create downforce is an idea that’s been built for race track usage in the past (and been successful in F1 in the ‘70s), but the near certainty of mortal injury from the system failing (and thus destabilizing the vehicle at high speed) made it unpopular and its incorporation has been very limited (McLaren and Ariel did versions, I think). I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use. Is the idea that the driver should only utilize this on a track?

    • simondotau 16 hours ago ago

      > I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use.

      It won't.

      And this is also true of being able to go over 90 MPH, despite many sports/premium cars touting an ability to reach a top speed above 150 MPH. Some cars come with "Donut" or drift modes. Donuts and drifting are definitely not road legal actions. These, and many other capabilities of sports cars, are obviously for track use only. These Roadster gimmicks are no different.

    • modeless 18 hours ago ago

      I think others have used a skirt that needs to extend quite close to the ground to work, so uneven ground can cause sudden loss of suction. Maybe this is solvable somehow?

      I'm more worried about the COPVs exploding in a crash, for the thruster version. Hopefully it will keep the tanks empty unless a special launch mode is enabled with a warning siren sounding as long as they're pressurized.

      • 233mhz 13 hours ago ago

        > Maybe this is solvable somehow?

        Why would you solve that? Open roads aren't a track, we don't build highways with 90 degree turns, there is no need for such thing

      • carlosjobim 18 hours ago ago

        Are they worse than a gasoline tank exploding?

    • sschueller 16 hours ago ago
      • rasz 13 hours ago ago

        The "base" model will pretty much be McMurtry Spéirling at promised quarter of the price.

    • emkoemko 17 hours ago ago

      what about like a countless random debris on the road? wouldn't that get sucked up and damage the fan?

    • thrance 12 hours ago ago

      > I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use.

      Corruption? Musk is already down a quarter of a billions in donations to the GOP for these incoming elections.

    • bradlys 15 hours ago ago

      Probably allowed outside of California.

      The suction system is interesting. It's possible for it to work on the street but incredibly dumb. The kind of gap you have to keep is millimeters off the ground and your typical streets in the real world have so much damage and inconsistency it's hard to imagine it working for anything but straight line acceleration on a newly paved road. This would be a suicide mission to drive this on Skyline with the expectation to get 2-3g in the bends.

      The concerns about debris and so forth are somewhat valid but can be taken care of. Similar to dust collectors for woodworking - this will have a cyclone separator, mesh, and whatnot that will prevent the blades from getting wrecked by a rock. But wouldn't want to tail this thing. It'll be pelting your car.

      It'll be another "car goes really fast in a straight line" feature which electric cars have always done well with. While it'd be cool to use the suction system to get incredible g forces in bends - it'll be too dangerous for public roads. You'd immediately fly off the road if you lost any suction and I don't know what public roads (especially in the Bay Area) you could run such a system reliably on.

  • 2III7 an hour ago ago

    It's pretty cool that someone finally replicated the turbo boost jump function that K.I.T.T. had. Imagine having the boosters to avoid head on collision at 100km/h.

  • pbohun 20 hours ago ago

    Okay, that's some of the most impressive feats I've ever seen. Congratulations to the engineers!

    • sschueller 16 hours ago ago

      Is that "flying" car a "real" car? As in full battery and standard weight or is it just a shell stripped down to the minimum to save weight.

      • johnnyApplePRNG 14 hours ago ago

        Looking at the promo video... This thing weights less than 500 pounds, guaranteed.

        No to mention there was no actual driver in it.

        • redox99 3 hours ago ago

          ~1700KG with 600L of nitrogen gas at 10,000 PSI

          If you do the math that gets you about 13 seconds of hovering.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22rvpUecLts

        • bamboozled 7 hours ago ago

          Apparently the thing used in the flying video was a "different car" to the actual car that drives.

          • whamlastxmas 7 hours ago ago

            According to who?

            • semanticc 7 hours ago ago

              It was a clearly different unit, look at the wheel caps.

              • semanticc an hour ago ago

                Actually, only the demo car up front and close had different wheel caps. The car that accelerated was similar looking than the one that flew.

        • whamlastxmas 7 hours ago ago

          Please show us the math on wheels and tires and battery and electric motor that would make a car go 0 to 60 in 0.8 seconds and weighs under 500 pounds.

          • lowbloodsugar 5 hours ago ago

            It only has to do it once. Ie it only needs 0.8 seconds of battery. If you think you are looking at a real production car I’ve got a 2017 Tesla roadster to sell you.

    • cr125rider 19 hours ago ago

      Because it makes zero economic sense to make a car do that?

      • 10xDev 13 hours ago ago

        Remember when you were a child and your imagination wasn't killed yet by money and politics?

        • Kevin_Flynn 8 hours ago ago

          Absolutely.

          If only I had been given fidicuary responsibility for millions of peoples life savings. Then I could build a car that has 0 chance of ever reaching production, just to impress my friends.

          Imagination is powerful.

      • simondotau 16 hours ago ago

        Most supercars and hypercars make zero economic sense.

        • guax 2 hours ago ago

          For the buyer, yes. But this one also makes zero sense to the maker.

      • swyx 18 hours ago ago

        you fail to understand the psychology of billionaires

  • akudha 9 hours ago ago

    Why do car manufacturers brag about hitting 60 mph in 1, 2 or whatever seconds? For a normal person, does this really matter - what is the big deal if a car hits 60 mph in 5 seconds instead of 1? There are more important things like safety, repairability, longevity etc right?

    • dghlsakjg 9 hours ago ago

      It’s standard measure of acceleration. If you are going to sell a car on performance (like say… a sporty roadster), it’s a great metric.

      People in the market for a car like this care far more about performance than they do safety, repairability or longevity.

      That’s why performance oriented cars talk about their acceleration, and minivans talk about safety, and pickup trucks talk about longevity. Their target market determines which of the various metrics are going to be the headline.

    • weird-eye-issue 9 hours ago ago

      It's just one stat and it makes for a good headline. Obviously those other things are important but they don't exactly fit into a headline. Oh and some people like fast cars. Why is that so confusing?

    • judge2020 9 hours ago ago

      For the Roadster, it's a supercar. None of those things matter much.

      For something like the performance versions of their high-volume vehicles, it's partially for the same reasons people like sports cars, or at least how some people like a sports car that is faster / quicker and gives them more excitement while driving (obviously a lot of the appeal for sports cars otherwise is the sporty look/sound of the engine, which Tesla doesn't really deliver on at all).

    • zen_kernal 9 hours ago ago

      People are interested in speed performance. What other measure should we use?

      • gambiting 9 hours ago ago

        As someone who has had a Mercedes AMG that could do 0-60s in less than 4s for a few years, it just gets boring so fast, and it makes you question why you bought the thing in the first place. It's unusable in almost every situation on the road, except for the rare "opportunity" when you stop at traffic lights next to a Golf R and yes turns out you have a bigger.....turbo.....than them. Well done, that 5 second ego boost was really worth all the money and looking like a dick to anyone above the age of 25.

        Nowadays as a "petrol head" when I look at stats I want to see weight - as little of it as possible. Horsepower needs to begin with 2, maybe with 3 in some cars, any more than that and it's silly. I want reviewers to say the car puts a smile on their face driving it to work every day, not doing 160mph on the race track. And of course, high speed is "fun" - one of my favourite memories is driving at 158mph past Berlin at 4am - incredible. But the modern obsession with horsepower and 0-60 is...just stupid. Fast 0-60 time does not make for a fun or an engaging car. It just makes it fast.

        • oliwarner 7 hours ago ago

          I'm sure the roads I drive must be different from yours, but when I started driving a Tesla in traffic, it felt like you can just teleport into spaces. The threshold for being able to overtake and pull into traffic without obstructing is so much lower.

          Of course, it's also less safe. But the threat of a quick death in a lithium fire is the only reason some of us get up in the morning.

        • dingaling 9 hours ago ago

          " It's unusable in almost every situation on the road"

          Yet it's a useful, comparable, measure for acceleration and is frequently exercised on track. If you had an AMG and haven't taken it for at least one track day then I question why you bought it. Image?

          Maybe 30-70 would be more useful for determining overtaking capability, but that would require everyone in the motoring industry to agree to change at the same time.

          • gambiting 8 hours ago ago

            >>If you had an AMG and haven't taken it for at least one track day then I question why you bought it.

            Oh I have, and it was awesome. But 99% of the time I drove it to work and back, sitting in traffic, thinking to myself I'd much much much rather be in something more comfortable, more quiet, something that isn't using quite so much fuel just sitting there and something that didn't require new tyres every 8000 miles.

            Like yes, speed is awesome - fast acceleration is cool. But the obsession with it is destroying the industry - like, it's so clear that a lighter Lamborghini with 400bhp would be a lot more fun to drive than a 2 tonne one with 1000 horsepower, no? Even if the latter does pretty good on the race track. But because everyone only cares about 0-60 times and horsepower we are where we are.

        • jubilee33 9 hours ago ago

          Your just getting old, I mean I agree with u but I'm also old,

          Most young boys have the Lamborghini poster on the wall even if it actually sucks to drive, especially the iconic Countach, I find pure joy in driving my old beetle now, or the past weekend a friends 1957 MGA, horrible safety, tiny engines, zero comforts, not even a radio, just a pure carthat can't even be sold anymore, but there will never be a better driving experience than an proper ancient British roadster.

          • benji-york 3 hours ago ago

            As they say, it's more fun to drive a slow car fast, than a fast car slow.

    • randysalami 9 hours ago ago

      You answered your own question in your very second sentence. “For a normal person”. The modern economy increasingly does not cater to the “normal person” and they prove this constantly. Granted “normal people” stopped existing a long time ago. You have poor people, soon to be poor people, and people who think they will soon be rich but will really soon be poor. Of course then you have the rest but they are not people.

      • m463 7 hours ago ago

        > The modern economy increasingly does not cater to the “normal person”

        Is that a bad thing? Aren't there always a range of products that cater to different levels of interest?

        If you're a "normal person" you don't need a 8000dpi mouse with RGB, or a Louis Vuitton purse, or a large big mac meal.

        This is not poverty it is prosperity.

        • csa 6 hours ago ago

          > Is that a bad thing? Aren't there always a range of products that cater to different levels of interest?

          Sure.

          I think the poster you are replying to is trying to say that the “k-shaped” economy is incentivizing the market to cater only to the high end and simply ignoring the low end.

          A few businesses I own are dealing with this issue now. It’s just much more profitable and logistically easier for them to charge what seems like an absurd price, justify it with some inexpensive “white-glove” service, and just ignore the rest of the market.

          On the one hand, this is a tribute to modern marketing that high value-add products and services can match with customers more efficiently. On the other hand, it has the potential to create a bizarre “race to the top” such that only suckers will cater to anything other than the top 1% of their target market (in terms of wealth / willingness and capacity to pay).

          Where I currently live, this is happening with frightening efficiency with health care. Almost all of the “good” PCP doctors are going concierge, and the concierge prices are increasing at a rapid clip.

        • randysalami 5 hours ago ago

          Normal person as in position in economic distribution, not normal as in not quirky or strange. Lots of quirky people all across the spectrum.

          But to be clear, in my example products aren’t the only thing to which the economy doesn’t cater to normal people for (lower-middle class but increasingly middle and lower class). War, corruption, and genocide are all bad for the average person. Generally things that funnel money into hurting or enriching individuals. Both of these are inefficient and the inefficient use of resources, is hurtful to normal people. E.g. enriching an oligarch to build roads could be twice as much road if he takes a 50 percent cut. And the money sitting with him does harm, oppresses people. Food for thought.

    • andrewchilds 9 hours ago ago

      Not to mention top speed. The US should have a federal or at least NY/CA state law that modern cars be electronically limited to 112 mph, as it is in Japan. There is no valid reason for a street legal passenger car to be travelling faster than that.

      • searedsteak 5 hours ago ago

        I live in Germany, and routinely drive faster than that. With good roads and reasonably trained drivers this isn't an issue

        • dghlsakjg 2 hours ago ago

          That makes sense for Germany, but the US does not have universally good roads or reasonably trained drivers. Many states have no regular vehicle safety inspection. On top of all that, culturally, the US is just very different when it comes to respecting regulation. I have seen germans completely befuddled when they realize that Americans will intentionally ignore laws and regulations. To many Germans it seems like it is almost inconceivable that otherwise respectable people will just not follow rules sometimes.

      • zulux 8 hours ago ago

        I take my road car to racing events (SCCA) and get above 112 routinely.

        I think Nissan had a workaround I could live with: GPS fencing around known tracks would activate/deactivate the speed governor.

        • m463 7 hours ago ago

          Cool, just bring a gps jammer to point at the guy behind you on the straight.

    • dreamcompiler 8 hours ago ago

      Speaking for myself I love the quick acceleration of electric cars because it enables you to safely pass other cars quickly on two-lane roads without needing to linger in the oncoming lane.

    • wat10000 9 hours ago ago

      This is a sports car with a deposit that costs more than an ordinary new car, and with a price that would probably buy you a decent house. Nothing about this is meant for a normal person.

    • NordStreamYacht 9 hours ago ago

      The more powerful the motor, the better the brakes and safety features.

      I hope.

      • m463 7 hours ago ago

        lol.

        I think of F-150s that have quickly climbed over 400hp and can pull a giant trailer... but I don't think the brakes and suspension match.

        (f-250 or f-350 might be more balanced when pulling those 30'+ trailers)

    • m000 9 hours ago ago

      It matters a lot, when playing Top Trumps [1].

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Trumps

    • fg137 9 hours ago ago

      It's one thing they can brag about, you know. Dumbing everything down to a single number, regardless of whether it's meaningful, feels impressive.

      The vast majority of LLM users -- not the average person here on HN -- doesn't know which "model" they are using, can't tell the difference and don't care, including many software engineers. You could ask the same thing about those LLM benchmarks.

    • FrustratedMonky 9 hours ago ago

      Bruh. Chicks man. Chicks dig fast cars.

      • 4ggr0 9 hours ago ago

        as with lots of muscles, it's actually the dudes who care about this the most :D get hugely muscular, buy a nice sports car and dudes will absolutely love you.

        • m463 7 hours ago ago

          You remind me of a friend who bought a nice sportbike. He thought he would attract lots of women.

          He complained to me "I keep getting guys coming over to talk about the bike"

          • 4ggr0 7 hours ago ago

            yup! got a sports bike as well, same experience. actually the biggest fans of my bike are boys between ~3-15 years of age. smiling, pointing at me, telling me to rev or do a wheelie :D

      • andor 8 hours ago ago

        Haha, that's exactly the reaction you could hear from the crowd in the demo video. Made for bros by tech bros.

  • rickdeckard 16 hours ago ago

    What's so disruptive on these kind of events is, that companies always used to do development for PR-stunts, or to show off their capabilities and vision for the future, but never at this scale of pure engineering investment.

    Drawing a parallel, manufacturers presented rollable mobile devices already a decade ago, modular devices with replaceable components, etc. The archives of Nokia and Ericsson (and others) are full with these kinds of products. Car manufacturers did the same. They presented a vision, not a commitment to a product because there is much more to this than just "being able" to build it.

    But it was never economically feasible or sensible to do this at SUCH a scale of engineering cost, and presented with the unrelenting confidence of "this will be yours in two years", despite all the fundamental roadblocks still to overcome.

    It appears that this is the most disrupting aspect of their presentations: People are not used to being presented a "vision" of such a scale with so little regards for practical execution.

    They like the journey they are taken on, and willingly fill all gaps and doubts with "they wouldn't present this if they didn't think of everything already"

    • 233mhz 13 hours ago ago

      Lots of words to say they built something useless to impress manchildren and investors, get ready for yet another "fell for it again" medal

      • rickdeckard 12 hours ago ago

        That's also true, but I meant to say something different. I am referring to this sheer blindness to the rationality of what's being presented.

        This event was like Disney presenting a mass-production rollercoaster you can pre-order for your home, but the general public seems to glance over how utterly irrational this is.

        So far companies did alot of fundamental due diligence before making such an announcement (and the prior R&D investment!), because the consequences could be fatal.

        The average consumer apparently still assumes that this due diligence phase was passed, thinking it's impossible that a known company presents something that big it cannot deliver on...

    • autuni 15 hours ago ago

      It's a cool demonstration, I'll give them that. From what I've seen online, people don't even seem to consider whether or not they would actually want this, just because the novelty of it. I'd even ignore that and call it good marketing, if that's what they would actually try to sell here - but you need some kind of special invitation access to even get those, while they use this demonstration to boost the pre-orders for a car without the features everyone is talking about (or at least trying to, we'll see how many will actually go for it).

      • rickdeckard 15 hours ago ago

        Yeah, that's what I meant. The gap between what's presented as ready-to-order and the actual practical feasibility of the product is so big, it wows people because they are still accustomed to presentations of actually consumable products.

        And also your point: It is a company presenting a jet-pack to actually sell a premium back-pack under the same name.

        They invested in the engineering of 1-10 jet-packs, to sell 200-2000 backpacks...

      • nutjob2 15 hours ago ago

        And more to the point: want what?

        The demonstrations seems to be very specific, it probably can't do anything more than fall to the ground. The practicality of actual levitating the car may out of reach.

        Everyone calls it a "flying car" the idea is planted in people's mind and they let people's imagination or credulity do the rest. Stock price goes up.

        • autuni 12 hours ago ago

          I agree this is more of a "jumping car" than anywhere near an actual "flying car". My main issue with both is that if ground based cars have an issue, for example an engine failure, in most cases you can still get the car to safely stop at the side of the road. If you're flying, that's a very different story.

          Even if we would accept the premise that flying cars will be the norm at some point, I'm not sure what people imagine that would do for them. Technically you could solve traffic jams to some degree, but still not entirely because I can't imagine that at any point flying cars would mean that you just fly wherever you want. It would give us multilayered traffic, which is cool to reduce traffic jams, but does it really do anything else?

          • rickdeckard 12 hours ago ago

            That's true.

            But prior to any of that, I'm fascinated by how irrational it is to think that this jumping car is even remotely feasible to participate in any kind of traffic.

            That's why I assume that the general public expects that Tesla has already solved all these problems, as they otherwise wouldn't announce such a product.

            In reality, we apparently have entered times where they could present a teleporting machine and start a 200k USD pre-order with little to no public scrutiny.

            • wallst07 11 hours ago ago

              Who cares, they built a car that can jump or fly or whatever you want to say.

              You can clearly see what it does. If nobody buys it or it can't be driven on public roads, so what.

    • qarl 15 hours ago ago

      I'm reminded of that time that guy made the Statue of Liberty disappear.

  • stillpointlab 2 hours ago ago

    It looks like a DeLorean to me. Someone needs to do an AI mashup taking Back to the Future and replacing the car with this.

    • itomato 2 hours ago ago

      They're probably all over X, but I wouldn't know.

  • thinkingemote 2 hours ago ago

    Apart from the supercar aspirational enthusiasts and the usual inspiration of innovation with concept cars give, I'm thinking of other audiences for this product. What's the actual future of this?

    Ask yourself who would see the benefit of a vehicle that can jump over obstacles, other dangers or other cars?

    Obstacles including barricades, flooded roads, tank traps, rivers, fences and burning cars. Dangers might include IEDs, mines, destroyed bridges, barbed wire, stinger strips, active munitions being fired at it, etc.

    Even without such dangers, jumping over moving cars would be useful in pursuits where getting in front of a target gives an advantage.

    And the extra mobility would be useful in humanitarian and disaster applications where getting to and from those in need in a timely fashion may save lives.

  • dustfinger 27 minutes ago ago

    Did the car technically fly? To me it seemed more like a controlled graceful landing. Would we technically call that flying?

  • mbowcut2 3 hours ago ago

    So, if you crash and the air tank ruptures do you just... die?

    • yonatan8070 3 hours ago ago

      The air tank has a feature called "only making like 10 of them... probably" which will significantly reduce the potential damage that could be caused.

      Or, if I'm making up stuff as I go along, you can't crash, the car can just auto-takeoff to dodge whatever you were about to hit.

    • Jtarii an hour ago ago

      win-win for society.

  • mulderc 32 minutes ago ago

    “This isn’t flying, this is falling with style.” - Buzz

  • thelastgallon 17 hours ago ago

    I wouldn't trust promo videos.

    For Eg, we have self driving trucks. Nikola admits prototype was rolling downhill in promotional video: https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/09/nikola-admits-prototype...

    Tesla’s History of Faking Demonstration Videos: https://dawnproject.com/teslas-history-of-faking-demonstrati...

    This is probably just to hype up the stock. The stock is down 5% (5 days), up 1% (1 month), down ~7% (6 months), down ~20% YTD, down ~16% (1 year). It has a PE of 336 and dwindling YOY sales. Tesla’s U.S. vehicle sales fell approximately 14% to 20% year-over-year through the first three quarters of 2026. Rest of the world, Tesla is not competitive and will probably go down rapidly soon.

    • simondotau 16 hours ago ago

      This Tesla event was apparently performed in front of a live audience. Yes I'm sure there's a hype strategy here but equating this with the Nikola scam is a stretch.

      Also Tesla events rarely (if ever) get followed by a durable stock bump.

      --

      Edit: Credible independent videos have been released on YouTube by reputable people. There's no doubt that the spectacle did happen as shown by Tesla. That's not to say it's anything more than a carefully staged spectacle, but claims that it's fake or AI or CGI are absolutely debunked.

      • qarl 15 hours ago ago

        Sure. But do we have any confidence the "car" wasn't made of styrofoam?

        There are lots of ways for sleight of hand. Do you remember the time that guy made the Statue of Liberty disappear?

        • MetaWhirledPeas 4 hours ago ago

          I'm not saying it was a production-ready car, but the notion of it being styrofoam is stupid. These demos are as much for the morale of the engineers as they are for the entertainment of the public. Tesla doesn't need to demonstrate a rocket car.

          • qarl 2 hours ago ago

            > notion of it being styrofoam is stupid

            Well then, I'm sure it'll be disproven very shortly, right?

            They won't keep the vehicle hidden and out of sight, right?

            Let's just revisit in a couple months, shall we?

          • munk-a 3 hours ago ago

            They kind of do, though, their sales have been dropping year over year during an extreme fuel crisis - and Chinese EVs are coming for their lunch.

            • ericmay 2 hours ago ago

              They need to get their sales up (lots of folks like me won’t buy one now because Elon sucks) but your reasoning I largely disagree with. We don’t have a fuel crises in the US for example. And Chinese EVs won’t be able to gain too strong of a foothold in American or European markets because neither market will permit their domestic industries to collapse due to Chinese state subsidies and industrial overcapacity.

              • munk-a 29 minutes ago ago

                Even if Chinese EVs can't make it into the American market in numbers it's a pretty clear signal that Tesla models are vastly overpriced for their functionality. The subsidies have spurred innovation and do continue to artificially depress the price of vehicles, but the value you're getting for a dollar in Chinese EVs far outshines Tesla without any of the weird built-in design annoyances needing to be present like the door handles or terrible dashboard UX.

                Tesla will continue to rule the US for the next two years due to the admin but the Euro and Canadian markets are likely going to continue to close to them. It might be that home-grown competitors will step up to the plate or maybe they'll open their doors to Chinese exports - it's hard to say. So while it's hard to identify a winner, the loser is clearly Tesla.

        • HPsquared 14 hours ago ago

          Is it really so unbelievable that a car company with access to rocket engineers, built a car with rocket engines?

          • qarl 8 hours ago ago

            > Is it really so unbelievable

            A car company that has a long history of making false claims? Are you really asking me that?

            • squidmaster 4 hours ago ago

              They have a long history of promising bad dates for future releases, or of exaggerating the capabilities of their ""FSD"", but they haven't rolled cars down hills or built them from styrofoam.

              • qlte 3 hours ago ago

                They demoed a non-working demo of solar roof that was supposed to be a drop-in replacement for normal tiles with huge fanfare which turned out to be utterly impractical in real world usage and later quietly killed entirely.

                • ericmay 2 hours ago ago

                  Ok? They’ve still largely delivered products even if the timing has been way off. I am a huge critic of Elon Musk and won’t buy another Tesla but they clearly build cars and products that work and hit consumer markets.

                  It’s dangerous for you to let your dislike of someone or some company to cloud your judgement like this. You know other companies have launched failed products too, right?

                  • qarl an hour ago ago

                    > dislike of someone

                    I think it's the dead kids.

                    All those dead kids.

              • qarl 2 hours ago ago

                Ah - so people are making money from the cars doing taxi service while they sleep, are they?

                And there are high-speed tunnels connecting major cities?

                And that guy who saved those kids in Thailand is a pedophile?

                And not a single person has died due to the USAID cuts?

                Ok. Sure. I hear you. Perfectly.

          • Reubachi 9 hours ago ago

            Yes, completely unbeleivable. I mainly think this because SpaceX has committed said engineers to delivering unfeasable amounts of payload to LEO/ISS, etc. Think on the order of "One succesful launch, delivery, and re-entry/recovery per day".

            That is of course very very far away from reality (though, progressing to a feasable program faster than any space observers predicted.)

            THat, combined with Elon signaling to investors/market that tesla no longer produces cars.....it's hard to imagine the company splitting their very, very , very over-commited engineers to a flying car. At least, they aren't commiting the point that this will be a consumer-market car, or even a halo car.

            • randallsquared 6 hours ago ago

              > Think on the order of "One succesful launch, delivery, and re-entry/recovery per day".

              Given that they have largely relied on reusability rather than strongly ramping up production of boosters for Falcon 9, and given that they have performed 3 launches in a single day, one launch per day is clearly achievable without any further advances, and without even using Starship.

              To be clear, the stated goal for Starship is one launch per hour throughout the year, which would still be a tiny number compared to, say, airline flights, but quite impressive for orbital flight.

            • bluescrn 4 hours ago ago

              They're averaging 2-3 Falcon 9 launches per week. That's not 'very very far away' from one per day.

              Nobody else comes close, whether considering individual companies or entire nations.

            • testing22321 8 hours ago ago

              SpaceX put more mass in orbit this year than the rest of the world combined, and you’re saying they’re not doing a good job?

              • ben_w 7 hours ago ago

                Both can be true.

                No contradiction between "more than everyone else combined" and "it is unfeasable to launch 36,500 metric tons per year compared to the about-2,500 tons in the last 12 months".

                Especially as the working launch vehicle is getting retired and the replacement has only had one circularized orbit, and is currently behind the development pace set by the Saturn V, N1, and even the Space Shuttle.

                • DennisP 4 hours ago ago

                  Well I'd say they're ahead of N1 considering that N1 never made it to orbit.

                • consensus1 4 hours ago ago

                  That is just a one OOM scaling. It's not that difficult, especially considering that Starship just delivered the 3rd largest payload ever launched and it wasn't even at capacity.

                • testing22321 2 hours ago ago

                  Sounds like you’re very big on the nay saying for its own sake.

                  I assume you’re dirty on Usain Bolt for not running faster?

                  • evilduck 2 hours ago ago

                    If Usain bolt claimed he would run 75mph, does him being the fastest runner change the fact that he lied?

          • afavour 8 hours ago ago

            There are legitimate question about the physics of the thing that even the most talented engineers will still come up against.

          • dkuntz2 6 hours ago ago

            yes. unless elon himself personally is in the drivers seat while the "car" is doing all those things, it's cardboard and styrofoam.

          • wat10000 4 hours ago ago

            They’re one of the leading companies developing autonomous vehicles, but their original self-driving demo was still faked.

          • kakacik 4 hours ago ago

            Unbelievable? No. A company already caught lying multiple times in big fashion to whole world, never delivering FSD yet cashing in tons of money for it, plus rather mentally unstable owner to keep it polite?

            Fool me once...

            • consensus1 4 hours ago ago

              Tesla FSD has 1.5 million active subscriptions and is growing at 50% annually.

              • qlte 2 hours ago ago

                There are several model years that charged full price for FSD at sale and never received the necessary hardware upgrades.

            • lotsofpulp 4 hours ago ago

              >never delivering FSD yet cashing in tons of money for it,

              Even if they didn’t deliver FSD, the data says they delivered something people are choosing to pay $100 per month for.

              • Foobar8568 3 hours ago ago
                • phoghed 2 hours ago ago

                  It’s both true that Elon lies and overpromises damn near everything, and that Tesla has the best self driving related features available in the US that a normal person can buy and use.

                • lotsofpulp 2 hours ago ago

                  So where was it claimed Tesla achieved full self driving?

              • qarl an hour ago ago

                What you just said is: "Ok, they lied, but they're still in business!"

        • bamboozled 7 hours ago ago

          I read that the car used in the demo was actually a hundreds of kilograms, nothing like the real cars weight of ~ 2 ton

          • SideburnsOfDoom 6 hours ago ago

            Agreed. Just think about it for a second. If it was 2 tons like a real EV, could a fan or 2 keep it adhered to a vertical surface?

            This is a circus stunt.

            • dabinat 2 hours ago ago

              I think “a fan or 2” is underselling the technology here. It’s not about the weight of the car but the force that the atmosphere presses on its surface area. This is well-established physics that has been demonstrated by others so I don’t know why you’re questioning this and not some of the wilder parts like the flying.

            • KeplerBoy 4 hours ago ago

              You can do a lot with a few megawatts of power for a few seconds.

            • philipwhiuk 5 hours ago ago

              That's not even the original part - it's been done by a car with a driver in it - the McMurtry Spéirling.

        • oniony 10 hours ago ago

          I believe he also made his own career disappear.

        • simondotau 14 hours ago ago

          Just be aware you're moving from the territory of reasonable questions to moderately desperate conspiracy theory. Whatever it is we saw, it's clearly not lightweight. That much is obvious from the kinetics.

          • __m 10 hours ago ago

            Well it didn’t have a driver and you can’t see the size of the battery, impressive nonetheless and in the end it’s not like it matters since it has no practical application outside a circus (the flying)

          • jerf 6 hours ago ago

            If you think "company might have faked public demo in some important way" is a "conspiracy theory", your conspiracy theory sensor is badly miscalibrated and desperately needs a tune up. Your default presumption should be that a demo is faked to at least some extent because most of them are. If I don't hear an explicit declaration that this is real and live and working exactly the same on stage as it will be for the consumer I assume it isn't. And even some of those declarations have been shown to be false over the years, a particularly popular one being "this is real game footage on the real hardware" except it's actually a developer box with a lot more power than the console in question.

          • Sammi 14 hours ago ago

            The cybertruck was claimed to be a steel exoskeleton. They ended up releasing a car with heavy steel plates glued on.

            It's not at all conspiracy theory. It's just same old over promise and under deliver that Elon does.

            • simondotau 13 hours ago ago

              What you just relayed is another misleading claim purveyed by obsessives. Cybertruck is not a true exoskeleton design, but neither are the steel plates decorative. It is a hybrid -- the unibody shell carries some minimal structural load, but it's not sufficient on its own. The exterior skin is structurally necessary for torsional rigidity and contributes meaningfully to the overall chassis strength.

              All major exterior panels are welded and/or bolted on. On the earliest revisions, the thin upper door trim strips were bonded using a bad structural adhesive which became brittle with temperature cycling. These were recalled and remedied with a different structural adhesive plus a welded stud. Such recalls are very common; the current generation Ford Explorer had multiple recalls for exterior panels falling off.

              • olyjohn 6 hours ago ago

                Wow high bar there comparing the Cybertruck to a Ford Explorer.

              • Moomoomoo309 9 hours ago ago

                What's misleading? You just said it's not a steel exoskeleton, and that the panels were glued on. If your point is that a true exoskeleton isn't needed for sufficient rigidity and strength, sure, fine, but you should make that claim and point out why it's misleading, all you've said is that the claim is correct, but that other cars are made similarly.

                • ricardobeat 7 hours ago ago

                  They said that only the "thin upper door trim" is glued on.

          • qarl 8 hours ago ago

            > moderately desperate conspiracy theory

            A car company that as a long history of making false claims?

            I agree: one of us is delusional. I think we disagree about whom.

            But hey, you're right. If it's not styrofoam I'm sure we'll see proof of that very soon now. Like a person riding in it. Or it out where someone can actually touch it. Try to lift it.

            (And if we don't....)

      • officeplant 2 hours ago ago

        This is the same company that showed off "bulletproof glass" on the cybertruck.

        • Lerc 2 hours ago ago

          I was never quite sure if that was a deliberate ploy. The demonstration showed that it quite possibly had enough strength to stop a bullet (it would just smash).

          The failure of the demonstration got vastly more coverage than if it would have if the, um rock?, just hit the window, went donk and fell down. If your goal was to communicate to the maximum number of people that you had put bulletproof glass in your cars, it would be quite a reasonable tactic.

      • rickdeckard 11 hours ago ago

        Not to disagree that this Tesla event took place, but there was also a "Nikola World" event in 2019 where Nikola presented its product to an audience of 1000+ people.

        It's surely not AI, but so far it is little more than all these Jetpack demonstrations of the past decade...

        • rbanffy 9 hours ago ago

          > all these Jetpack demonstrations of the past decade...

          They've been promising those since the 1970s...

          • rickdeckard 5 hours ago ago

            True (the autocorrect stole my 's' of 'decades'...)

          • klaff 6 hours ago ago

            Even longer, Thunderball (Bond film featuring the Bell Rocket Belt) was released in 1965.

      • sidibe 7 hours ago ago

        They're not afraid of doing tricks in front of live audience either. Look at the battery swap event. No camera placed anywhere near where the "swap" was happening for a few minutes. Then the car drove off Wow! Amazing! And they never talked about battery swap again

        • fwip 4 hours ago ago

          Or the continued use of tele-operators for all of their humanoid robotics demos.

          • stymaar 2 hours ago ago

            When it's not a human dancer in a robot suit.

        • ZeroGravitas 6 hours ago ago

          They got about $300 million in extra regularory credits for that demo. The government shut the loophole in 2014 after it became obvious Tesla was faking it and no real Tesla drivers were benefiting.

      • CodeWriter23 3 hours ago ago

        zOMG!1!!! Proof of concept demonstration was carefully staged.

      • vdfs 14 hours ago ago

        All car manufacturers demo "concept" cars that are real and work(for most parts) but mass production with reasonable price is just not worth it, in this case there is legal challenges too.

    • Topfi 14 hours ago ago

      I suspect this is going to be a Cybertruck/Boring Company situation, where we may get something ostensibly called the same and may even do something one could consider similar when squinting (maybe a bit higher than U9 jumps in scope) but with the specs and implementation differing so greatly that it shouldn't be considered the same. Exoskeleton vs body panels, 200kph+ on electric sleds vs Teslas (driven by human operators; tells you how much they trust their FSD tech) in a tiny tunnel, FSD on HW3 vs an upgrade maybe someday, etc.

      And inevitably two groups will clash, one pointing out how much this deviated from the original, often decade long promises vs another pointing at the identical naming, how it's still a product they like and of course the all time winner "I don't see you do X"...

      For what it's worth, I'd file this as a RCS demo for SpaceXGrokSI (or whatever they call themselves this week) above all else and if I were a betting man, might be a prelude to fusing them into SpaceXSuperXTeslaXIntelligenceX...

      • BuildTheRobots 8 hours ago ago

        I'm still baffled by the human drivers for those tunnel runs. I can't imagine a more controlled environment where self driving should be capable.

        • MetaWhirledPeas 4 hours ago ago

          I used to feel the same way, namely that the tunnel driving would be the signal that unsupervised driving was ready to go. But now that I see their geofenced robotaxis in operation I sort of get it now. Those things do well at driving autonomously, but there are edge cases where the car's safety response is to essentially shut down and wait for human intervention rather than risk uncertainty. That's not something you want happening when you have a single lane of traffic with no passing, leading to a situation where every car in the chain is now forced to deal with the situation in unison. Humans can figure that out pretty quickly, but training the cars to do it will take time. I do expect autonomous tunnel rides any day now, but I can see why they weren't the first use case for autonomous vehicles.

    • porphyra 14 hours ago ago

      FYI the dawn project was debunked as crackpot scammers who had their feet on the accelerator pedal to fake an "FSD crash", along with a slew of other underhanded and misleading tricks.

      • labcomputer 14 hours ago ago

        Don't forget that the leader of Dawn Project has financial conflicts of interest:

        His software company, named Green Hills, supplies the RTOS for Mobileye, which formerly supplied driver-assistance hardware and software to Tesla (and continues to do so for other car companies). Mobileye is no longer a Tesla supplier because Tesla insourced their ADAS.

        So he has a very real financial incentive to convince the world that Tesla's system is bad.

        • wolrah 9 hours ago ago

          > Mobileye is no longer a Tesla supplier because Tesla insourced their ADAS.

          Mobileye is no longer a Tesla supplier because Tesla wouldn't stop using their tech in ways they did not approve of, turning back all the safety limits to allow the public to do things Mobileye knew were unsafe. Mobileye publicly called them out, saying that Tesla was "going to hurt the interests of [Mobileye] and hurt the interests of an entire industry, if a company of our reputation will continue to be associated with this type of pushing the envelope in terms of safety".

          This is one of the reasons why S/X ADAS performance famously got significantly worse in late 2016 with HW2, they had of course been working on their own tech but because they'd already built their brand around ADAS they felt compelled to put it out unfinished when they no longer had the Mobileye system to sell.

        • small_model 12 hours ago ago

          Yes clear conflict of interest, guy cant take being beaten, resorting to underhand tactics, pretty scummy.

    • spullara 6 hours ago ago

      this wasn't a promotional video, it was a live demonstration in front of hundreds of people.

    • pnw 4 hours ago ago

      dawnproject.com is a well known Tesla critic with commercial ties to Mobileye, a Tesla competitor.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/02/11/tesla-s...

      • dexterdog an hour ago ago

        tesla.com is known fabricator of news about Tesla

      • ashkankiani 4 hours ago ago

        Does that invalidate their examples? "Did they fake it or not" is a falsifiable claim that can be inspected regardless of personal incentives.

        Also I feel like it should be said that anyone who doesn't like fascism and Nazi salutes should be a critic of Tesla, and if you aren't, that speaks volumes.

    • razster 16 hours ago ago

      Yeah no, something is very off on this and I cannot put my finger on it, the video looks odd to me. I want to say AIgen feel, but I only saw little tiny vids, rest were blurry as sin.

      • wickedsight 16 hours ago ago

        Makes sense though. First time I saw video of two falcon rockets doing a synchronized landing I felt the exact same way. Our brain is used to this type of stuff in movies and we know it's CGI. So when it happens for real and is filmed in 4K and a cinematic color scheme is added, it's hard for the brain to adapt.

        • dd8601fn 13 hours ago ago

          Musk, while a horrible presenter, did say something like “we’re doing this here because otherwise everyone would think it’s ai.”

    • mihaaly 14 hours ago ago

      Any self respecting trader buys Tesla stocks based on this?! OMG!

      It would encourage me to sell, if I had, seeing this nonsense.

      • slowin 6 hours ago ago

        You're not alone, TSLA is down on the news. You can only commit fraud so many times before people get tired of holding the bags.

  • childintime 5 hours ago ago

    I wonder if Musk is entering the brain rot phase, and Tesla will decline from now on. After all, this is something Tesla doesn't need, a second dud after the Cybertruck. I'm sure the decline will take some time though.

  • Machado117 8 hours ago ago

    This is just Tesla marketing. Usually companies just dump money into marketing campaigns. Musk dumps it into engineering instead.

    Remember when they sent one into space? Same thing, everyone in the world is talking about it without spending a single cent in ads.

    Doesn’t mean we’re getting flying cars.

  • deadnomore 5 hours ago ago

    It’s a remote controlled CO2 canister on wheels with a skin that looks like a car. It’s a stupid publicity “stunt”. Har har Elon.

    • rf15 2 hours ago ago

      A silent (and yet so noisy) cry for attention?

  • Charly_HW 5 hours ago ago

    I have to admit that the only thing I give Elon the title of “Genius” for is his ways of putting on shows to launder more money or get larger loans… this economy is a circus.

  • birdland 9 hours ago ago

    Looks like more hype nonsense to keep excitement going while continuing to delay actually delivering a real product.

    • jgalt212 9 hours ago ago

      I agree. I remember as a kid getting so excited for Detroit concept cars that never hit the market. Now, unless something is actually for sale, I basically ignore it.

  • tekacs 20 hours ago ago

    The fact that the one that can fly is invite-only makes me wonder if there would be ITAR issues with the guidance mechanisms that they have to put into it.

    I'm not saying that there aren't lower hanging fruit reasons why they wouldn't make more of those, but you can see how the guidance necessary to make this move the way that it does could be dual use.

    • viraptor 19 hours ago ago

      I suspect it's more because some rando could actually try to use it in public space. The invite only means they could send it to people who will give them good PR, are known not to be idiots, and can be invited to sign many responsibility disclaimers.

      • dexterdog an hour ago ago

        And they will have a remote lockout installed on which the buyer will agree to.

      • tekacs 19 hours ago ago

        That makes a ton of sense, yes! To be honest, I was wondering less about their reasons for invite-only and more about whether this kind of gentle and precise guidance with cold gas thrusters might hit ITAR.

    • Grombobulous 17 hours ago ago

      It’s way simpler than that, it’s just a collector car like a special edition Ferrari.

      They have to sell one to say that it exists. It’s marketing.

      Absolutely nobody who owns that vehicle will be “flying” it.

  • jesse_dot_id an hour ago ago

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    • bicx an hour ago ago

      Most of us could never afford a roadster in any form, and just like to see cool stuff on the internet.

      It clearly does not look like a smaller Cybertruck though. You're just wrong there.

      • grandpajoey an hour ago ago

        Is this cool? It seems like a typical Elon Musk thing some teenager might like, similar to a monster truck rally mixed with heavy dose of financial fraud.

    • rickdeckard an hour ago ago

      It's moreover not the product that will be on sale.

      It's a backpack company presenting the engineering of a jetpack to promote the sales of a premium backpack with the same name.

    • grandpajoey 39 minutes ago ago

      Man, why is this comment flagged when it's probably the most relevant in the whole thread?

    • ncr100 an hour ago ago

      Comments: Expectations set, expectations unmet. Fits a notable pattern by Musk of over promising and under delivering. In this age of misinformation, it's perhaps more painful than it could be if it were simply an amusing quirk of an eccentric billionaire.

      And, speculation by Chris Norland YouTuber is the Roadster being fitted with literal rocket boosters is a portion of an argument to help justify SpaceX financially helping Tesla.

    • pantsforbirds an hour ago ago

      How dare people get excited by one of the coolest demos we've ever seen. These sort of comment are ironically almost entirely politically driven while also claiming anyone who disagrees is a secret Russian bot account.

      • rckclmbr an hour ago ago

        It’s not one of the coolest demos. The iPhone was a cool demo. I could see how I would use it every day and it would bring value to my life. This looks more like bravado

        • TimTheTinker an hour ago ago

          Americans, French, and Russians seem to be like powerful engines, rockets, race cars, etc. more than other western nations

        • abtinf 44 minutes ago ago

          I just saw a car drive upside down. "Coolest" seems like an understatement. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          • grandpajoey 40 minutes ago ago

            Maybe it's a cultural thing because this seems extremely lame to me. Cars in general are very "boomer".

      • hvb2 an hour ago ago

        > How dare people get excited by one of the coolest demos we've ever seen.

        I mean, it's fun but useless? It's like those semi trucks with a jet engine on them. It looks awesome but it's utterly useless.

        If this is for entertainment, sure. But they're trying to sell you something here.

        • derektank 41 minutes ago ago

          Yeah, if this was from a monster truck show, I’d think it was sick as hell. But context matters and this is essentially an ad, which inspires more scrutiny and cynicism.

    • pelagicAustral an hour ago ago

      The fact that this is not the top comment clearly speaks volumes of the current state of affairs in tech.

      • rideontime an hour ago ago

        The comment was seven minutes old when you posted this reply, on a 19-hour-old post.

  • romaaeterna 10 hours ago ago

    Amazing tech demo. I would have liked to see more discussion of the cold-gas thrusters in the earlier Hacker News article. Some people seemed confused and made claims that the demo was a separate "rocket" version that used a combustion technology.

    • judge2020 9 hours ago ago

      Well it is a separate rocket version, it just doesn't take jet fuel. "Invite only" for the rocket version means probably less than 5 will ever be made, if that.

      • romaaeterna 9 hours ago ago

        I strongly suspect that the invite-only version is the tech that was described in the demo, and differs from the $250K version by the size of the air tank and compression motor.

    • sandworm101 9 hours ago ago

      Cold gas or not, these are still rocket motors.

      • romaaeterna 9 hours ago ago

        Without fuel or an oxidizer or combustion? Not really. It's compressed air, like an air rifle.

        • dghlsakjg 2 hours ago ago

          A rocket engine doesn't require combustion, it just requires expelling a gas to produce thrust, and that the engine not be air breathing. Most rocket engines use combustion to produce the high speed gases, but there are plenty that don't (water rockets, steam rockets, plasma rockets, and... cold gas thrusters as demonstrated by Tesla)

        • andor 8 hours ago ago

          Motors don't need combustion, they just need to provide power. See electric motors or compressed air engines.

        • sandworm101 8 hours ago ago

          I doubt it is actual air. When compressing gas to 10,000+ psi and then running it through a rocket motor, clean/dry nitrogen is the way to go. Normal air has moisture, which can form ice, and oxygen which gets extremely reactive when heated.

          And many a rocket scientist would be insulted by the comparison of a nozzled rocket motor to the simple pipe of an air rifle.

      • TheOtherHobbes 9 hours ago ago

        It takes genius to take rocket motors and cover them in cringe.

  • bluSCALE4 an hour ago ago

    I personally see this like a 1UP for rich idiots that are about to drive themselves into oblivion. Beats the solution in Demolition Man.

  • glimshe 20 hours ago ago

    I could have used that when leaving Costco last Saturday.

    • m463 19 hours ago ago

      Can't help but think of the super-large size toilet paper pack getting sucked into the fans...

  • randusername 6 hours ago ago

    Some cars, if you have to ask what it costs, you can't afford it.

    Other cars, if you have to ask where the government will allow you to drive it, you can't afford it.

  • Keyframe 20 hours ago ago

    Production and other realities aside, I've seen some cool shit in my life and this demo is high up there! Did you guys catch 0.5 mach target top speed? That's 600kmh. It'd better do that flying because there probably aren't any rubber tyres that could endure that before exploding within seconds.

  • elil17 15 hours ago ago

    BYD has made the more practical cousin of this, and you can actually buy it. They have a car which jumps over potholes automatically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIKAn8yDkpA

  • procflora an hour ago ago

    Assuming this never really ships (ahem), this is basically an upper-tier "YouTuber engineer" stunt video with a NASDAQ symbol attached. And the results there seem to suggest that Musk's marketing schtick is wearing a bit thin...

  • proee 3 hours ago ago

    One interesting idea for this technology is to prevent accidents. Imagine you are about to get hit head-on by a drunk driver. If only you had a set of thrusters to lift your car at the last second. So basically use this a crash collision avoidance "before" your airbag has to go off.

    • rf15 2 hours ago ago

      I too solve my problems by getting catapulted multiple feet in the air without a clear landing plan

    • JumpCrisscross 3 hours ago ago

      > Imagine you are about to get hit head-on by a drunk driver

      The fact that Waymos don't get hit head-on by drunk drivers suggests this is a situational awareness versus last-minute dodge problem.

      • AlexandrB 3 hours ago ago

        It's a numbers game. As much time as Waymo had been on the road, it has not been long enough to hit a "drunk driver running red light" situation. It'll happen eventually.

        • dexterdog an hour ago ago

          If Waymo hasn't done enough miles for this to happen then it is a statistically insignificant event. They're on pace to do 20 million trips this year alone.

  • owlbite an hour ago ago

    So has he hired anyone who does not exist to champion the cause of the innocent and helpless in a world of criminals who operate above the law?

  • ivanjermakov 10 hours ago ago

    Original roadster is one of the best looking car designs for my taste. This... subdivision modifier over the Cybertruck.

    • selectodude 9 hours ago ago

      Makes sense, it was a Lotus Elise.

    • raxxorraxor 9 hours ago ago

      With a weird horizontal loop cut.

    • dralley 9 hours ago ago

      It's just a Lotus body, though I agree that Lotus cars are pretty

  • tills13 an hour ago ago

    I can't wait for them to never actually produce this or, if I'm wrong and they do, I can't wait for someone to seriously injure themselves or someone else.

    • kypro an hour ago ago

      Not everything has to be about safety. Motorbikes are extremely dangerous. Wingsuits are absurdly dangerous.

      Sports cars are designed to be impractical, but they can also be impressive feats of engineering.

      I imagine the flying variant will be an extremely limited release and mostly just for stunts and shows.

  • gcanyon 19 hours ago ago

    Anyone know the physics of mach diamonds purely from compressed gas? I'm not a physicist, but I thought one of the key aspects of compressed gas is that it can't expand faster than the speed of sound in that gas -- the speed of sound is literally the limit to how fast it can expand?

    • Zee2 16 hours ago ago

      Gas expanding faster than the speed of sound is called a shockwave - and the Mach diamonds are essentially the expanding gas shockwave “bouncing” back and forth as it hits the atmosphere, forming a standing wave of high and low compression zones.

  • squidmaster 5 hours ago ago

    I genuinely didn't believe they'd ever do more than use cold gas thrusters for a lame boost effect, if at all. Happy to admit I was wrong, that was cool.

    (still not buying a tesla thooughbeit)

  • inventor7777 2 hours ago ago

    If this turns out to be real, I am happy purely on the basis of innovation.

    This is not and will probably never be practical, but it's something that's never really been done before, and for that alone I kinda like it.

  • thedangler an hour ago ago

    How did they get it to stick to the track just hanging there. It didn’t look real at all.

  • micheljansen 3 hours ago ago

    I guess that puts the final nail in the coffin of the 2019 Roadster that was announced but never arrived. Shame, because I loved how it looked. Some of its aesthetic lives on in the Highland Model 3 at least.

  • eniac111 an hour ago ago

    Ok, it's cool. Now, why Musk betrayed Ukraine?

  • __m 17 hours ago ago

    Cool marketing gimmick. The suction is cool though, let’s see how it will do on the track. Basically your own Brabham BT46, very cool

    • trombuance 16 hours ago ago

      I thought so at first but then Musk mentioned the thrusters can recharge themselves with pumps in the car. So it will actually be something owners can use repeatedly without needing complicated refills from Tesla service.

      Not that I'd ever spend that much money on a car or need this at all, but for people who buy luxury vehicles I can see it. Definitely something we've never had in car history.

      • __m 15 hours ago ago

        But where would you (be allowed to) use that and risk wrecking your car and life? They weren’t confident to put a person in either. I guess it’s for shows only, the reservation page says invitation only. It’s definitely impressive but it will probably stay a marketing tool.

        • joquarky 14 hours ago ago

          Seems like a practical use would be rapid stopping or cushioning a collision.

          • __m 8 hours ago ago

            Probably more a liability to have a high pressure vessel near a collision

      • sfblah 16 hours ago ago

        I wonder whether they will actually be able to recharge to that pressure level in a production car. I kind of doubt it, plus it will be noisy, consume a ton of energy and take a long time.

        • dotancohen 15 hours ago ago

          Not to mention the mass. Perhaps the pressure vessels could be relatively lightweight, but a pump that could charge such a pressure vessel to the pressure and capacity needed for this type of stunt will not be lightweight.

          And mass is one of the top engineering concerns for these types of performance vehicles, even those which do not need to fight gravity.

    • ajmurmann 7 hours ago ago

      The Brabham was withdrawn after one race because it sprayed debris at following cars. I the thrusters used for better cornering also might push a car being overtaken just enough to get it off track. Even for track-only this won't fly. Not to mention blasting pedestrians.

    • sfblah 16 hours ago ago

      What happens if there's a rock in the road and it gets sucked up?

    • dboreham 17 hours ago ago

      We say McMurtry Spéirling this century :)

  • alicelik1980 an hour ago ago

    This car shouldn't be considered just a car. From now on, automotive technology will be used in completely different ways. For example, off-road jeeps may no longer need to cross water.

  • ericcook 30 minutes ago ago

    I am actually seeing what I envisioned growing up. Pretty exciting times!

  • chung8123 4 hours ago ago

    As Elon intermingles the company how are investors compensated fairly for this. What does Telsa pay SpaceX for the technology and is there a conflict of interest?

    • tgtweak 3 hours ago ago

      honestly both companies are getting good exposure here for relatively low lift on behalf of space-x team (it's a compressed air tank, nozzles and actuator valves).

  • AlfredBarnes 5 hours ago ago

    What happened to the last one they announced? Is it just gone? are the preorders carried over?

  • vladdoster 20 hours ago ago

    aka a $245,000 loan to tesla with no interest for 10 years

    • pseudosavant 20 hours ago ago

      They first started taking deposits on the Roadster 9 years ago in 2017 with a 2020 production date. It’ll be shocking if they ever sell this car they showed today. If they do, it’ll be many years late, not fly, and cost twice what they are saying. Just like the CyberTruck.

    • treesknees 20 hours ago ago

      The one that doesn’t fly is only a $45,000 loan

      • m463 18 hours ago ago

        I think it is $50,000 to reserve.

  • lofaszvanitt 16 minutes ago ago

    Elon should read Anti-Grav Unlimited. It's a good book, actually a very good book. We want that tech. Time to invent the antigravity rods. AI is here, sorry, SuperIntelligence is here, AGI is on the doorstep, just ask the SOTA models to figure it out.

  • still-learning 20 hours ago ago

    Genuinely impressed, incredible demo

  • iugtmkbdfil834 20 hours ago ago

    Been a while since I was impressed with a tech presentation. I was waiting for a clear case of AI assisted movement ( though I personally expected to see it for the first time in a military chopper ).

    **

    Side note, as I was looking for the right stream, youtube gave me a link to a different deep fake 'Musk' stream where he extolled virtues of sending him money ( https://roadster-tesla.com/#participate ). Everything has changed man. I am sure the scammer actually got some people.

  • condenser 2 hours ago ago

    This video, like the one catching the rocket with chopsticks, is so ridiculously cool even on the 20:th rewatch.

    • drop_star an hour ago ago

      Once was enough for me. The redbull stunts are way cooler. Check out Ken Blocks videos. Its an actual driver in an actual car. Not a plastic hull with 20 year old compressed air can technology attached to it pretending to be an actual product that will ever be made.

  • GodelNumbering an hour ago ago

    'Thrust' version takes $245,000 of downpayment (not the flying version that is 'invite only'). That money is neither escrowed nor earns an interest.

    With high interest rate and tight money supply, this could get them a few billion dollars of 'customer financing'.

  • maelito 2 hours ago ago

    Meanwhile, Renault makes small and useful cars being sold more in France, for a fraction of Tesla's valuation.

  • legitster 6 hours ago ago

    The reality of EVs is that they all provide more or less identical driving experience - immense amounts of speed in straight lines and pure control around corners. But you can't really make something nimble or chuckable when it weighs 1.5 tons.

    (Calling it a "roadster" is cute, but this has nothing in common with a Boxster or Miata. If anything, the ICE analogue would be muscle cars.)

    Because there are no real unique driving characteristics, the only engineering you can compete with is raw speed or price. That and crazy gimmicks.

    • 827a 5 hours ago ago

      You should go look up the weight of a 911, Boxter, or Miata. And then, I suspect, you will not return here to reply to this comment. You'll invent some other reason why EVs can't be "nimble" or whatever, because it can't be your worldview that's wrong, it has to be the world.

      • legitster 5 hours ago ago

        Have you actually taken any of these cars along a twisty country road? They are not at all similar.

        911 is not really a roadster - it's a full on sports car. Even then the older ones top out at about a ton. Same as the Boxster and Miata.

        Most serious sports EVs start at 2 tons or more. It's really impressive what they can do to hide the weight, but because it's all digitally controlled, it's really not a dynamic driving experience in the same way.

        More importantly to my point - all of them have nearly identical drive characteristics. Outside of raw performance, if you put a gun to my head and asked me to describe the difference in handling between a Tesla, Mach-E, or a Polestar - I'm not sure I could give you anything.

    • jandrese 5 hours ago ago

      This thing is covered in cold gas thrusters, I'm betting it can go around a corner faster than almost any other car. The limitation might be G forces on the driver. Maximum performance may only be achievable in self driving mode.

    • maxdo 6 hours ago ago

      yes, you can, if you think like an engineer. they have suction mechanism, low center of gravity that helps you to beat any ICE counterparts.

      You can't call this beauty of engineering a muscle car.

    • simonebrunozzi 6 hours ago ago

      > when it weighs 1.5 tons.

      Are you referring to the Tesla Roadster? Because, if not, I am pretty sure that most EVs, except for maybe small compact EV cars, usually weights 2 tons or more.

      • Sohcahtoa82 5 hours ago ago

        Yup. I'm pretty sure my Model 3 Performance is around 4,000 lbs, about 500 lbs more than my wife's Honda CR-V.

      • 827a 5 hours ago ago

        The M3/MY are 2-2.5T. The Roadster will be lighter, and 1.5-2T is the same weight class as the 911 and Boxter.

      • maxdo 5 hours ago ago

        tesla roadster weights 1.6-1.7 tons, thats prob without compressed air. But common, if you buy a rocket car, that is capable to suck itself to the road, you will not care about this extra 300-400 kg of weight, that probably will be compensated by perfect low center of gravity and several motors.

  • prometheus1992 2 hours ago ago

    This is a showpiece at this point. but I can see these on the roads in ~10 years; but it felt more like a frog car than a flying car? in my mind flying quadcopters felt much safer in videos than this frog. It feels overly complicated based on what i have read; rocket boosters?? why? quadcopters and other flying taxis seem much more economical and using tech that's been reliable for at least last 20 years.

  • greasegum 4 hours ago ago

    Wondering how loud this would be if you were in the driver's seat or, worse, standing nearby.

  • Grombobulous 17 hours ago ago

    As Doug DeMuro would say, this is a “rich guy go fast” car.

    Is it going to be fun and engaging to drive? Absolutely not. It doesn’t even have a steering wheel.

    Finally, a vehicle that’s perfect for the CEO in your life who wants to upload his brain to a data center powered by the body heat of his employees hooked up to the pods from The Matrix.

    • modeless 15 hours ago ago

      It has a steering yoke. F1 cars also have a steering yoke. Are F1 cars not fun and engaging to drive?

      It also has steer-by-wire which makes the steering yoke practical as they can tweak the steering ratio to prevent the need to go hand-over-hand. As they did for the Cybertruck.

      • Grombobulous 10 hours ago ago

        Steer by wire is fun? How? I think the wheel being directly connected to the road is more fun.

        https://youtube.com/watch?v=USSHxtHLHc8

        Driving an F1 car is fun in the same way that cycling in the Tour de France is fun. Everything about that experience is purely for function and competition.

        I think Louis Hamilton has a lot more fun in his Ferrari F40 than in his F1 car.

      • nhinck3 13 hours ago ago

        F1 cars are not fun to drive

  • harel an hour ago ago

    It should have been a Delorean.... Still cool though

  • amelius 2 hours ago ago

    Probably among the least comfortable cars to be hit by as a pedestrian or cyclist.

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  • coef2 2 hours ago ago

    Good for a date I suppose. It has the suspension bridge effect.

  • feverzsj 17 hours ago ago

    Maybe the most useless feature for a car. I'd imagine you need some commercial performance license to actually own this feature.

    • simondotau 16 hours ago ago

      Also true of being able to go over 90 MPH, despite many sports/premium cars touting an ability to reach a top speed above 150 MPH.

      Some cars come with "Donut Mode" or drift modes. Donuts and drifting are definitely not road legal actions. These, and many other capabilities of sports cars, are obviously for track use only. These Roadster gimmicks are no different.

      • godwinson__4-8 16 hours ago ago

        Cars seem so full of gimmicky features these days. A friend's car yesterday stopped us when exiting because it thought we left behind belongings in the back seat - it was just an empty package. That was not something I would have ever thought a car would flag. It's not that fancy of a car (entry level SUV) but it is fairly new, it just kind of bothered me.

        One reason I hope Slate does well - newer cars have too much useless tech across the board. At least with a sports car the gimmicks are part of the appeal. Entry level new cars should be simpler, modular, and cheaper. Just let me drive and stop trying to be so helpful.

        • xp84 16 hours ago ago

          The back seat thing is probably the things cars have been adding to try to combat those freak memory accidents when parents forgot to drop the baby off at daycare and left them in the car in the sun all day with disastrous consequences.

          • godwinson__4-8 2 hours ago ago

            Good point, I don't have a kid and would have never thought of that as something that system was hedging against. I'm not sure it changes my mind overall (I think also this particular implementation was still rather clumsy) but it does at least make that feature far more defensible in theory.

      • F7F7F7 16 hours ago ago

        150mph is the "gentleman's agreement" speed. If a car can do 150 chances are it can do 200.

        • Gathering6678 16 hours ago ago

          I don't think this is true: drag increases with the square of velocity, so that's close to double the drag from 150 to 200, and I believe somewhere above 60/70 mph, aerodynamic drag starts to overtake road resistance as the main friction source, i.e. it takes significantly more horsepower to be able to do 200 than 150.

      • wickedsight 12 hours ago ago

        > Also true of being able to go over 90 MPH

        Kinda, but not really. In Germany you can do that on public roads. And there are many circuits you can do track days at that only require a street legal car and a helmet.

        Meanwhile even the suction functionality of the roadster will probably be banned at most track days because it throws a bunch of rocks and dirt at cars behind you.

        • simondotau 12 hours ago ago

          Tyres also throw stones and dirt at cars behind, sometimes with remarkable force. But you're right, road debris is a serious question here. I can only imagine that this is so obvious that it cannot have been overlooked.

          Surely the intake will need to be minimally filtered, my guess is something similar to fly screen mesh (screen door material, for the yanks) or finer. Debris would then just fall to the ground when the fans aren’t running.

      • mrguyorama 3 hours ago ago

        >Also true of being able to go over 90 MPH,

        Nope.

        List of cars I know to go over 90MPH. Supposedly. 2000 Dodge Neon with 800 pounds of man in it and only 3 out of 4 cylinders functional. 2004 Toyota Camry with broken O2 sensors, and it loves it. Anything by VW. Pretty much anything parked in your local highschool.

        Most modern cars can hit 90 MPH with ease, that's what modern aero and 145HP being "underpowered" means! Supposedly cars are electronically hard limited to 115mph and I have never been able to confirm that in practice

        Of course, this implies that you might be able to own some of these features, with the actual crime being using them. Like that Beetle with a helicopter jet turbine.

    • thordenmark 16 hours ago ago

      And it begins. I can't wait to hear all the ways people will poo poo this incredible tech tomorrow.

      • dumberquestions 15 hours ago ago

        It's an awesome performance, but I don't know why you'd want this in your actual day to day car and pay a premium for it, all power to you if you do but I wouldn't call not sharing that preference 'poo pooing the incredible tech'.

    • mrheosuper 16 hours ago ago

      Imagine driving on highway and suddenly a Tesla car fall on your car and kill the entire family

  • mittensc 10 hours ago ago

    is it me or does it just look ugly?, was expecting the original roadster looks...

    • kec 9 hours ago ago

      The original roadster was a Lotus Elise, all Tesla did was swap in an electric drivetrain.

      Tesla has never really shown they can design anything compelling that doesn’t look like a lumpy shoe.

      • judge2020 9 hours ago ago

        I think OP means the one they revealed 8/9 years ago, which still had a less-boxy supercar look.

        • mittensc 4 hours ago ago

          Both are much nicer

          Right now it has 80s delorean look... That was nice then but a bit out of place now especially for a supercar

      • ftchd 5 hours ago ago

        Maybe they meant the original v2 Roadster

      • touwer 9 hours ago ago

        What??!? You don't like the design of the cybertruck?

    • causesothere 9 hours ago ago

      Tesla has been in the business of ugly cars for some time.

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  • astrolx 3 hours ago ago

    This will never be allowed to be anywhere near a road I hope.

  • CommPhD 6 hours ago ago

    If used on public streets, these thrusters could easily maim/kill people- reckless to include them on a car.

    • Maxatar 6 hours ago ago

      The one with the actual rocket engine is not being sold to the public and Tesla website explicitly states it's not legal to drive it on public roads. It's mostly just a cool demo/prototype and I'm sure there will be privately run tracks that let people drive one.

      The generally available car will have cold-gas thrusters which boost acceleration but is nothing like what was demo'd.

      • laimewhisps 6 hours ago ago

        It's mostly just stock fraud and laying the way for the Space X acquisition of Tesla at a hyper inflated valuation.

    • SketchySeaBeast 6 hours ago ago

      And it's sure going to increase the blast radius when these get into a collision. Even if you can't fire the thrusters, that pressurized tank can't be safe.

    • 827a 6 hours ago ago

      Teslas already have very strict (annoyingly strict) gating keeping specific functionality off of public roads (Summon). The drag mode thruster-assisted boost will probably leverage that. I also imagine that cameras on the car would stop it from being engaged if it detects humans in its firing area even when not on public roads.

      The flying trim will never be sold to general consumers. Even the rear-thruster trim is currently listed at a $250,000 pre-order fee, which is a deposit for a fraction of the full cost of the car. Final cost will be over $1M. Any of the thruster variants will be extremely rare; like, the one guy in your city that has one will show it off at car shows twice a year, McLaren P1, level of rare.

      • oslem 6 hours ago ago

        In a video by Hagerty’s, Tesla claimed that both variants will be sold, for whatever that’s worth.

        • 827a 5 hours ago ago

          Yeah they'll make a few dozen of them and sell them to people like Joe Rogan. There is zero chance that any individual who doesn't have the personal phone number of a Tesla leadership team member will be able to buy one of these.

      • 7e 6 hours ago ago

        So it's a car for wankers. Makes sense.

    • tyleo 6 hours ago ago

      I’m no Musk fan but I found it cool and try to balance my negativity towards the person with what I’m seeing.

      Plenty of ways to maim/kill people in traditional cars already and I doubt this will be the most common one in roadsters.

  • george_max 19 hours ago ago

    This is an incredible feat of engineering. I have my doubts of the 2028 mass production timeline, but I am quite amazed.

  • etothet 19 hours ago ago

    I watched the ~16 minute presentation on YouTube and it was as if Elon and the two other guys presenting were doing a skit at a talent show. They seemed extremely unprepared. Maybe they were intentionally trying to come across as off the cuff, but it felt unnatural and cringey. Together they have the charisma of a paper clip. These guys are so full of themselves that it’s difficult to appreciate whatever accomplishment this may or may not be. And, of course, no way it will be street legal with air thrusters. What a complete joke.

    • al_borland 19 hours ago ago

      When presenting the world with a flying car, one doesn't need much extra charisma, the demo does it all. I think most people would be pretty excited (or full of themselves) knowing what they were about to show.

    • rogerrogerr 16 hours ago ago

      Tesla presentations (and Musk presentations generally) have always been weirdly awkward.

      As an engineer who dislikes polished presentations of unimpressive things, it encourages me that it’s still possible to do a bad presentation about an amazing thing and (most) people don’t grumble too much.

    • vpribish 18 hours ago ago

      really weirdly awkward

    • 233mhz 12 hours ago ago

      > it felt unnatural and cringey.

      No way?! Elon Musk? Unnatural and cringey?!

  • collabs 2 hours ago ago

    > Note: Not approved for public road use.

    Rocket trim is not street legal.

  • spiritplumber 9 hours ago ago

    one seat, designed by and for the most friendless man in the world.

  • slop 3 hours ago ago

    It would have been more impressive with a human in the car during some of the stunts.

    • ceejayoz 2 hours ago ago

      Get a few cervical collars ready, first.

    • horns4lyfe 2 hours ago ago

      Why?

  • vessenes 9 hours ago ago

    1: That's an amazing demo, just fantastic. That makes me happy

    2: I still want a topless Tesla that could be a good daily driver; an SL63 competitor basically. So, I'm sad.

  • tanepiper 13 minutes ago ago

    We are truly in the dumbest timeline

  • whycombilater an hour ago ago

    Loadstir, more like.

  • yipinwong an hour ago ago

    stfu about Elon and issues you have. No need to mention that crap. Just share you opinion about the damn car.

    My opinion is that the car is conceptually good but requires regulations. As much as I hate regulations, I don't want no flying cars on my head.

  • mppm 6 hours ago ago

    The inspiration from the F35 seems to be quite literal. Spent a lot of time and money making vertical takeoff happen, but forgot to give the vehicle any useful capability once it's actually in the air.

  • dmkolobov 6 hours ago ago

    Can't wait for these things to endanger my family's life on some Colorado mountain highways. If the suction works at speed, people are gonna drive even more recklessly.

    • lern_too_spel 6 hours ago ago

      The suction can only work on a cleaned track. On a standard public road, they have to deal with capturing and disposing debris.

    • laimewhisps 6 hours ago ago

      Thankfully this will never hit the road, it's just market manipulation.

      • talon8635 6 hours ago ago

        What do you mean “just market manipulation”?

        There’s no engineering advancement here?

        I sure hope they don’t hit the road. Seems like an obviously novel (and terrifying) consumer technology

        • sottol 5 hours ago ago

          You did say "consumer tech" - so you're probablt aware of the BT-46. But this has been done a few times before... though it's probably more dangerous than ever with up to 1MW (1000kW) output from electric motors. Some of these were actually sold afair.

          I'm not sure about those thrusters though, I doubt they'd be legal?

          [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brabham_BT46

          [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Murray_Automotive_T.50

          [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McLaren_F1

          [3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMurtry_Sp%C3%A9irling

        • Betelbuddy 5 hours ago ago

          >> There’s no engineering advancement here?

          No advance. Its engineering gimmicks to hide the fact self driving is 15 years late, and all recently announced Tesla models are worst, and more expensive, than any Chinese alternative.

        • lern_too_spel 5 hours ago ago

          The jumping car used a 600L canister of 10 kPSI compressed air behind the seats. Musk claimed the car will be able to refill the canister itself, but he didn't demonstrate that. In reality, the size of a multistage compressor to reach those pressures and the heat dissipation for compressing that much air to 680 atmospheres makes that impractical and would use several times more energy than the batteries store. You would have to get filled up at whatever specialized system they used for the demo. The weight of the compressed air in that canister alone is over 750 pounds. It's a fun one-off trick, but I wouldn't worry about this showing up on an actual public road.

        • kelseyfrog 5 hours ago ago

          Tesla has a history of failed hype campaigns. At this point, them hyping something is a negative expectation that it will come to pass.

        • laimewhisps 5 hours ago ago

          I mean it will never be a product. It's just story telling to try and justify the premium Space X is about to pay to acquire Twitter, I mean Tesla.

  • tegeek 2 hours ago ago

    Back in the days we used to call these kind of demo cars as concept cars which rarely see the markete. But Kudos to Elon Musk who single handedly running entire Tesla's marketing compaign and keep its stocks and markete value higher than the next 10 car brands combined. Tesla Robots, Robotaxies and now Roadster, these are R&D and concept projects.

  • red_hare an hour ago ago

    No windshield wiper?

    • Aboutplants 28 minutes ago ago

      Doesn’t matter, it can’t get wet

  • david927 19 hours ago ago

    This is incredible engineering and deserves nothing but applause.

    • j4k0bfr 19 hours ago ago

      It's only incredible engineering once it performs in the hands of buyers. It's an incredible demo until then.

      • Roland303 5 hours ago ago

        I thought it was less of a demo and more like perfromance art?

      • ashdksnndck 17 hours ago ago

        They still had to engineer the demo unit.

        • haspok 13 hours ago ago

          Which may have been tailored for the demo - for example, put a very small battery pack in there, so that the weight is much lower than the weight of the actual car would be - it only needs to drive a few meters, doesn't it?

          Based on the record of Musk & co straight out LYING in such events (remember Solarcity?), I am very confident in saying that a large portion of what they demonstrated they have not actually solved how to fit in a real production car.

        • wallst07 11 hours ago ago

          There is no amount of evidence that will ever change the minds of some of these posters.

          They could be in the unit when its happening and there would still be some counterclaim.

          • dlisboa 10 hours ago ago

            Tesla did it to themselves. They have a long history of claiming stuff and never actually delivering. Or delivering a washed down version that never makes commercial difference.

          • Breza 8 hours ago ago

            Once WhistlingDiesel posts a stress test of the thrusters, I'll believe they're legit

          • oblio 3 hours ago ago

            How many Cybertruck claims were true at launch?

      • bigstrat2003 18 hours ago ago

        It's not like demos are bereft of engineering. It's still incredible engineering even if they never ship a single car.

        • j4k0bfr 14 hours ago ago

          Unfortunately, it's impossible for us to verify what parts of the demo are 'realistic'. Did they use assisting technologies (e.g. a wire rig)? Is anything repeatable, or are the components one-and-done?

          The software industry has taught me how sneaky a demo can be ;). That's without considering Tesla's history of bonkers claims and sus demos (anyone else remember the bulletproof windows?).

          Edit: Removed a rhetorical question about the demo. Apparently there was a live audience, so they couldn't have just made a very tiny Roadster haha.

          • vessenes 9 hours ago ago

            I'd really like to understand how you think a wire rig could support the flipping in mid air and stuff; that would be some great engineering. How do you imagine that would work?

            • digdugdirk 6 hours ago ago

              Pinned at the front and back on a rotating axis down the centreline of the car, with the "car" itself being mostly lightweight composite with zero internal components other than the necessary air tanks and a large RC car motor to get it to roll up to the jump point? For the support structure, just put some dark matte scaffolding in the background so it stays out of shot and hidden by the light show. It wouldn't be too far off from standard wirework for movie stunts, and the compressed air could still do enough work to fool the eye. It's not like people have an innate sense for what a gas thruster powered flying car should look like anyway.

              But you know, that's just off the top of my head.

              • vessenes 5 hours ago ago

                I don’t think that would work here where you have to support a 170 degree y axis rotation and then a 180 degree x axis rotation with a wall on one side. I think it would work for the jumping the semi demo though!

          • EgregiousCube 9 hours ago ago

            I wouldn't say the bulletproof window demo was "sus" - that was just a Windows-crashing-during-the-demo screwup. They didn't fake the stress test on stage :)

          • atonse 6 hours ago ago

            Yeah, they literally said they had a live audience to address the criticism that these videos would've been AI generated.

          • mlindner 10 hours ago ago

            There was no wire rig either as there's nothing above the car...

    • matsemann 12 hours ago ago

      Who are you to decide it's not allowed any criticism at all?

    • afavour 18 hours ago ago

      It’s a spec sheet. It will be incredible engineering when it’s in the hands of customers.

      • dd8601fn 12 hours ago ago

        It’s incredible engineering right now.

        • afavour 11 hours ago ago

          A one off, incredibly staged demo is not proof that the engineering is real.

    • stouset 12 hours ago ago

      This is a tech demo until it actually ships. Actual engineering requires things like cost effectiveness, reliability, and reparability that are yet to be seen.

      It’s not like this is the first time that Elon has overpromised and underdelivered.

    • UltraSane 4 hours ago ago

      It is incredible engineering and also a enormous waste of effort by a car company that seems to have stopped caring about releasing cars for the mass market.

    • mihaaly 13 hours ago ago

      Engineering is practical, not self serving entertainment. This may be classified as interesting technological study perhaps.

    • darkstar999 19 hours ago ago

      "My heart goes out to you"

    • cr125rider 19 hours ago ago

      Uhhhh sure if rocket propulsion is fair game now? Seems a little overdone. Is my local DOT okay with this?

  • dmtroyer 28 minutes ago ago

    of all the things you could do for the world.

  • salamandars 20 hours ago ago

    The video goes against my intuition for how much performance you can get out of cold gas thrusters. I wonder if someone could do some back of the envelope maths on how much thrust and impulse you can get from a setup like this?

    My primary scepticism is how much the prototype weighs, and whether it can still jump with 2 passengers + 1000kg of batteries inside.

    • tristanj 19 hours ago ago

      Based on the statement that the suction fan generates 2g of downforce, and the telemetry showing the fan operating at 4,700 kg @ ~95% load, the Tesla Roadster weighs approximately 2,300 to 2,500 kg.

  • underdeserver 26 minutes ago ago

    Now put six of them in a field and throw in a huge soccer ball.

  • vagab0nd 20 hours ago ago

    I never thought I'd live to see K.I.T.T

    • mshroyer 13 hours ago ago

      I'm thinking the car from the Sega Genesis game "Outrun 2019" (and only a few years late!)

  • f30e3dfed1c9 7 hours ago ago

    Not beating the "Elon is 12" allegations any time soon.

  • phtrivier 2 hours ago ago

    A though for the people doing the "boring" engineering at Tesla (like, you know, enhancing the range of the vehicles, improving security, making FSD closer to reality, etc...), who used to get some light (remember "battery day" ?), and are now on the backbench while the sycophants gets the budget for vanity projects like this. At least, at Tesla, the sycophants are _smart_ and pull out cool demos. Not the case in every "new clothes" kingdom.

  • sashank_1509 15 hours ago ago

    It’s cool, I’d love this if I had the money to afford it. Maybe in a decade, it will be more practical and have more legitimate use cases, I’m not sure!

    Also a massive feat of engineering, congrats to their team.

  • yawnxyz 4 hours ago ago

    interesting they're going back to the fixed-seat bench design of the 40's-60's kind of car design - didn't know these were allowed anymore

    also wonder how comfy that is? i kind of welcome it tho!

  • afavour 6 hours ago ago

    This seems less like a consumer product than a stock market demonstration of the supposed synergies of merging SpaceX and Tesla.

  • tasty_freeze 6 hours ago ago

    Why Musk would spend probably tens of millions of dollars on this prototype which clearly will never be drivable on roads. One explanation is he is a trillionaire and the 14 year old in him thinks it would simply be cool to do it.

    I think there is a more rational explanation. Tesla sales have slowed, other companies are catching up, and if it weren't for import issues, Chinese cars would be eating Tesla's breakfast, lunch and dinner. Yet Tesla is trading at a 330 P/E and Musk has to do something to make it seem like Tesla is still light-years ahead of everyone else and just wait, that 330 P/E will be justified any quarter now. Just like shooting a roadster into deep space was just a PR stunt, this is a PR stunt to boost the brand with no actual market relevance.

    • dkenyser 5 hours ago ago

      > other companies are catching up

      Catching up? BYD has already surpassed Tesla and looks like the gap is going to continue to grow.

    • sumeno 5 hours ago ago

      It is because he is very desperate for nerds to think he is cool so he lies and does PR stunts to that end and it works

    • laimewhisps 6 hours ago ago

      Absolutely, but an even more likely explanation is that he's going to "acquire" Tesla with Space X and pay a premium (on top of the 330 P/E!). The SEC in this country is completely useless. Sure you can't invest in private companies if you're not an "accredited investor" but Musk is free to scam trillions of dollars.

    • TiredOfLife 5 hours ago ago

      Is this your first time seeing a concept car?

      • guax 5 hours ago ago

        with a preorder button, yes.

    • antonvs 6 hours ago ago

      > One explanation is he is a trillionaire and the 14 year old in him

      At this point it's not clear that there's anything other than a 14 year old in him. A greedy, sociopathic 14 year old.

  • 4d4m 19 hours ago ago

    I dig the commitment to the low poly look! Really cool and fits in with the new design direction.

  • ionwake 2 hours ago ago

    well Im suitably impressed

  • djeastm 20 hours ago ago

    I must be old. I just keep thinking about what kind of whiplash I'd get with those flips

  • sidcool 17 hours ago ago

    I don't know the practicality of this car, or if the production version will have these thrusters, but the demo was epic. It tickled my childhood dream of working with mechanical stuff.

  • badrequest 6 hours ago ago

    We are a nation of dullards, entertained away from our real problems by billionaires jingling keys in our faces.

    • Avicebron 6 hours ago ago

      More like they've strapped us to the chair, and now are dangling the keys trying to convince us it's our moral failing that the keys are in our face.

  • dnemmers 7 hours ago ago

    Reminds me quite a bit about Compressed Gas Supercharging:

    https://casupercharging.com/

  • bronlund 16 hours ago ago

    Finally. We've been waiting for flying cars for a while now!

    I kind of concluded that they really don't want us messing around up in the air - for reasons. Now, combined with self-driving capabilities, maybe it's back on the table :)

    That being said, I suspect that they way do this, as shown in the demo, is sustainable for seconds only. And if I understood it correctly, the system is not really for flight, but for correcting momentum while driving in turns and such.

  • bronlund 16 hours ago ago

    Finally. We've been waiting for flying cars for a while now!

    I kind of concluded that they really don't want us messing around up in the air - for reasons. Now, combined with self-driving capabilities, maybe it's back on the table :)

    That being said, I suspect that they way do this, as shown in the demo, is sustainable for seconds only. And if I understood it correctly, the system is not really for flight, but for correcting momentum while driving in turns and such.

  • Proas 2 hours ago ago

    I was making my way on my rented scooter to drone bomb the Bezos BrainVat R&D center when the new model Roadster suddenly swooped over me in a mighty roar of liberated gas. Oh no, I thought! My mission is in jeopardy... but this is unparalleled quality content for the livestream viewers. I could see the Roadster's laser assembly lazily begin to track me, as if controlled by a joystick. A human pilot! Probably some one percenter out on a pleb hunt. The fool thought that I was unarmed. Heroically, I banked the scooter in a sharp turn while the machine gun on its back acquired the target, multiplying matrices furiously on its ancient low-fi GPU. As flames began to pour from the flying vehicle, I angled the scooter around a corner, timing it so that my black outfit would blur into the Apple ad projected on the side of the building. The Roadster's pilot was leaning out of the window screaming in rage and fear as his machine began a fiery descent toward the city shelter for abandoned kittens. I was torn between feeling bad for the kittens and giving in to the dopamine surge in my cortex as my viewer count climbed toward the stratosphere.

  • jesse_faden 20 hours ago ago

    I've been recently playing a game called Approximately Up. You start from simple building blocks, thrusters and can use the in game logic system to build complex controls. One of the things I came about to learn was something to make a hover system for my ship was a simple PID controller. The side and bottom firing thrusters just remind me of my ship in the game. While the game is oversimplified and a bit arcadey, does anyone know what actually goes into this in the real life and is the huge feat the improvement on the weight of the whole car?

  • ceifa 39 minutes ago ago

    cool asf

  • edb_123 8 hours ago ago

    This sounds more or less like the car my 5 year old son dreamed up a few months back: "Dad, dad! What if we put a bunch of rocket thrusters on the bottom of an electric car? We could even add a really powerful fan as well. And then the car could just hover past traffic jams, and it could even drive along walls or upside down if you put the fans in reverse!".

    I'll be listening even more closely to his ideas from now on, even when they defy the "common sense filter" we adults tend to have.

  • fivedogcity 20 hours ago ago

    The real feat would be to actually ship the gas-equipped models. The on-stage demonstration was certainly quite impressive but handling real world terrain is a whole different story. Not to mention compensating for drivers who will skew lead-footed without any experience of handling a third dimension.

    I am skeptical that this feature will prove to be much more than a publicity stunt, especially since the availability of these models will be so limited.

  • dmix 19 hours ago ago

    The suction and air recovery part might be forward thinking for how we design roads or tunnels. They might not all need to be flat. Especially when autonomous.

    • clintonb 19 hours ago ago

      So the CyberCab will drive on the ceiling of the Boring Company’s tunnel?

      • dmix 19 hours ago ago

        Definitely not upside down, I was thinking of short inclines, possible as a sort of tunnel bypass. Assuming all the cars are networked for mechanical failures and the batteries can handle it. But that's only after the 5 minutes I spent considering the idea and mostly stolen from I Robot movie like most of Tesla's ideas.

        • tgv 12 hours ago ago

          You've got to be kidding. That's mighty uncomfortable when the angle is only a bit steep, the inclined lanes would be exclusive to expensive cars with this kind of capability (which no tax payer will want to subsidise), and when there's a traffic jam that takes a minute longer than your battery capacity, your car will just fall on top of another?

        • al_borland 19 hours ago ago

          The biggest hurdle might be if the public would be tolerant of such extreme angles. It would feel like a slow roller coaster.

          • dmix 18 hours ago ago

            Yeah I was thinking it would suck for a passenger which is why it would only be useful for temporary bypass situations, since tunnels can clog up if cars fail. But that's a lot of engineering just for that one usecase. But I do except tunnels to become much more popular as cities become more dense and cars become automated.

            • al_borland 4 hours ago ago

              If we’re going to have a network of underground tunnels in a city, wouldn’t it make more to fill them with subway trains, rather than thousands of autonomous cars?

              • dmix 18 minutes ago ago

                I don't spend much time thinking about transit but I believe the dynamics of it will change dramatically when ever car is self-driving and whether western city governments finally allow the sort of building density and pace that is in demand.

                I don't see much difference between a more affordable autonomous bus or van option vs a subway. The benefit will eventually be access to the tunnels more than the fact it's large and on a track. But in cities it's also incredibly expensive to build anything without a hundred stakeholders interfering so a large amount of new tunnels is probably DOA just like most high speed rail projects have been.

    • mrguyorama 3 hours ago ago

      This is bending over backwards so hard I think you had to invent new geometry and discover new dimensions.

      Fan cars are old. Nothing about them is new or special or unique. Trying to build infrastructure dependent on such a feature would be the dumbest thing since monorails.

      Just build subways for heaven's sake.

    • m463 18 hours ago ago

      also parking.

  • onetrickwolf 2 hours ago ago

    It's a cool demo and all but I can't help but feel like it's not that impressive considering these companies control such an absurd amount of capital and this is all they can do with it. A stunt for a launch showing off features that obviously won't be in any real product.

    A lot of public funds go into these companies and it just feels like they are playing around with toys instead advancing humanity. I sometimes wonder if we are not allocating resources very efficiently.

    • andsoitis 2 hours ago ago

      > it's not that impressive co

      you have to be pretty jaded to think a car that can fly through the air is not impressive.

      • onetrickwolf 18 minutes ago ago

        I mean if I saw this at a monster truck derby I would think it was cool. When it's companies that represent trillions of dollars it feels a little underwhelming I was expecting more. It's also clearly a gimmick it's not like this is a real product. Even from their own marketing it's obvious.

        If it was like "we figured out this technology and it will be available to the public and we will be working with regulators to usher in a new age of flying cars!" I would be pretty stoked. But it's pretty obviously just a stunt for the launch.

        I don't know I just...I feel crazy but I feel like these resources could be doing something amazing and we getting like stunt tricks.

    • kyleblarson an hour ago ago

      They do happen to build the number one selling electric vehicle in the world.

      • onetrickwolf 13 minutes ago ago

        I mean Chinese EVs have already surpassed Tesla in global volume sales and their CEO helped elect the man who gut the EV industry in America. But I guess it's cool we are doing cool tricks while that happens?

    • manlymuppet 2 hours ago ago

      Would you the same thing if it wasn't Elon Musk at the helm of this company? I'm not a big fan of him either, but I get the feeling some don't want to like this demo.

      Also the public government funds being received are in the form of contracts. It's not like they can just use the money anywhere. Both Tesla and SpaceX are likely using private money (that is to say, funds not from the government) to fund this.

      • onetrickwolf 21 minutes ago ago

        If it was a smaller scrappier company I would think it was neat, but this company and associated companies represents so much of the market and so many resources. And I don't know it just seems like they are doing like...monster truck derby stunts?? It's just kind of underwhelming to see this is what they are spending their time on for me. I was expecting a lot more.

        > It's not like they can just use the money anywhere

        I mean SpaceX was literally caught buying Cybertrucks it's clear there's some corruption. But aside from that, they also just represent such a large chunk of the market that it's hard to argue that they aren't just siphoning funds from other ventures somewhat even outside of public misappropriation. I wouldn't even mind that if I felt like they earned it, but it just feels like the stock was pumped as a meme or something. The engineering is impressive but not impressive IMO for what they are worth.

    • MetaWhirledPeas 2 hours ago ago

      > it just feels like they are playing around with toys instead advancing humanity

      You don't think electric vehicles and battery storage advance humanity?

      On the contrary I would rather my big companies didn't try so hard to advance humanity. Elon has a lot of takes around creating a Utopian society which do not sit right with me. Really it's not the advancement that's the problem, it's the requisite power and resources necessary to achieve the elaborate visions. Humanity should be advanced by a collective, not by a few gifted individuals, even if that means more bureaucracy and less efficiency.

      • drnick1 37 minutes ago ago

        > Humanity should be advanced by a collective, not by a few gifted individuals, even if that means more bureaucracy and less efficiency.

        In other words, you are advocating for communism.

  • __mharrison__ 18 hours ago ago

    Wow, cool aesthetic. I feel like the this is what the cybertruck should have looked like but they didn't quite finish the design.

  • kateyan 3 hours ago ago

    What a beautiful car!

  • vonneumannstan 2 hours ago ago

    This is pure marketing fluff. No way in hell this would ever make it into a street legal car.

  • alexaholic 8 hours ago ago

    I no longer like Elon and Tesla but, damn, that's a great looking Lamborghini, and a cool stunt to launch it!

    • bamboozled 7 hours ago ago

      Nice way to insult Lamborghini ?

  • CodeWriter23 3 hours ago ago

    The lack of imagination in this thread is appalling. Especially given this crowd.

  • vismit2000 7 hours ago ago

    Finally a vehicle for Bangalore!

  • MiroslavPokorny 14 hours ago ago

    If helipads can only handle one chopper ever few minutes, and they are surrounded by clear and open space, then that tells you that theres no way flying cars with the frequency of typical roads or even quite streets will ever happen.

    • tgv 12 hours ago ago

      I think that's to do with the wake/vortices a helicopter creates. Apparently, the effect is so strong that it can affect lift in a fairly large area over a few minutes. There's a recent case where a light plane took off in the neighborhood of a heli that just landed, and it veers off course, and hits the heli.

  • whyenot 15 hours ago ago

    If you can afford something this ridiculous, then IMO you aren't being taxed enough.

  • gtirloni 20 hours ago ago

    > It challenges the limits of design, engineering and physics to deliver an expertly crafted extra-terrestrial vehicle.

    closed tab. thanks.

  • ppcguy 15 hours ago ago

    It's great to watch these types of videos and tech ideas. It makes me really happy.

  • Aeolun 20 hours ago ago

    At least this one doesn't look horrible. I can't see myself buying it, but I don't feel like I want to gag either.

  • Animats 18 hours ago ago

    People who already have a Veyron should go for this.

    It's very impressive. Not useful, but impressive.

    • senectus1 18 hours ago ago

      there are approximately 450 in existence.. (ever made) Lets assume this car costs 1M each. (i bet its less) so if they sold 450 of these they'd make less than 500 million.

      If they ever deliver a single unit that's a low enough bar to make it completely economically infeesable.

      if they somehow managed to sell a couple of thousand... it might become profitable.

      this has to be just a fantastic bit of marketing to jazz up their share price.

      also.. I'd love to see a blooper roll of making it do these things...

      • rogerrogerr 16 hours ago ago

        I suspect the blooper reel is less interesting than we’d expect. SpaceX has demonstrated competency at putting cold gas thrusters on arbitrary masses and making them move as desired.

  • rickdeckard 16 hours ago ago

    Just curious: Was there a demo of a stable straight jump as well, or always barrel-rolls?

    It must be incredibly difficult to keep the car stable while mid-air at low speeds, I suspect it wouldn't look that "elegant"...

    • jonwinstanley 15 hours ago ago

      Wasn’t stable. The straight jump they did was more like a mini rocket launch over some parked cars.

      You’d want something that smoothly hovers rather than a launch then catch with boosters.

      • rickdeckard 15 hours ago ago

        the jump over the cars I saw also had a barrel-roll as soon as the thrust of lifting off was over.

        Was there a second jump without a roll?

        • dingaling 11 hours ago ago

          99% times when you go to write 'barrel roll', just write 'roll'.

          A barrell roll is a specific manoeuvre involving pitching up vertically before commencing the roll.

          • rickdeckard 4 hours ago ago

            Good input.

            Learnt something today, thank you!

    • wickedsight 15 hours ago ago

      In the kickflip video it launches straight up and then proceeds to do a flip mid jump. The straight takeoff looks pretty solid to me.

      • rickdeckard 15 hours ago ago

        On takeoff you can stabilize against opposing forces, so especially without the weight or inertia of a driver it is quite straight (rockets also don't need to stabilize on take-off).

        But once that phase is overcome, how stable is the car actually mid-air?

        It looks to me that they added the barrel-roll because everything else would have looked worse...

  • m000 9 hours ago ago

    With such a powerful suction system, I can see this replacing street-sweeping trucks in a few years.

    • raxxorraxor 9 hours ago ago

      I you sweep up an hedgehog, will it be thrown out through the exhaust?

      • red75prime 8 hours ago ago

        Sure, you'll get a finely chopped hedgehog [1] (the video doesn't depict any animals, it shows roadster suction fans). Things happen. With a conventional car you can get a tendered deer.

        [1] https://youtu.be/_lq-DpCE9rU?t=1011

      • m000 9 hours ago ago

        Or a banana. Mario Kart suddenly starts making sense.

  • smoovb 18 hours ago ago

    I am amazed at how steady and in control the car was when flipping and jumping. If that kind of control on a vehicle is achieved today, it seems like flying car tech just took a giant lurch forward. Just in time for America's crumbling road infrastructure.

  • siwatanejo 18 hours ago ago

    It seems it's not a convertible anymore? Which means it shouldn't be called a Roadster.

  • King-Aaron 20 hours ago ago

    I hate Tesla for their politics, broken promises, and all the drama that we are all aware and tired of hearing about. That being said, that was the coolest damn thing I've ever seen a car do.

    I don't think there's any doubt in anyone's mind that it'll never make production like this, but what I see as being demonstrated is a suborbital lander/off-world ground transport concept that can work in low gravity environments etc. This will aid autonomous delivery vehicles etc to be dropped from low orbit and find their own landing sites, and then drive to location.

    I wonder how many maimed kerbals are stranded around the space X facility while testing this.

    • j4k0bfr 19 hours ago ago

      Very cool stuff but all the "extra-terrestrial" stuff is complete bunk. This thing wouldn't survive Max-Q, let alone any kind of landing that isn't on a clean slab of concrete. It's a cool rich person toy, no other notes.

      • King-Aaron 19 hours ago ago

        You miss my point. They're demonstrating a landing system, it's just wrapped up in a car to fool the idiots that are going to pre-purchase it again so they can use that money to build more space X technology.

        The car is just a façade.

        Edit: And to expand on this. Owners of GM T.50' say they can't use the ground effect fan anywhere in public due to the debris it picks up and throws, and are ineffective on anything but near perfect roads. So that's not impressive to me. And the jet boosters are also ridiculous, there is not real-world application where you could use them outside of completely closed environments with no one nearby. It's a huge investment into reaction thrusters for a car that would never, ever be used - unless it was to demonstrate thruster technology for another reason.

        i.e. Space X.

        • j4k0bfr 14 hours ago ago

          Ah I see. Yeah looks like it's pretty much just RCS for cars. Space landing systems are pretty well understood from the rocketry side afaik. The hard parts seem to really be around autonomous landing site selection [1][2] in novel environments. We'll have to see if the Roadster can do significant in-flight landing manoeuvrers.

          [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IM-1#Lunar_landing [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakuto-R_Mission_1#Landing_att...

          • King-Aaron 13 hours ago ago

            The novel thing is atmospheric compressed air RCS, but even so I’m not talking moon landings.

            This feels like a delivery mechanism to drop hardware from terrestrial orbit. At least the last leg after parachutes

    • joquarky 19 hours ago ago

      What is this wonderful "autonomous delivery vehicle" capable of delivering?

      Also, assuming the delivery vehicle is destroyed at the end of each "delivery", what will it cost?

      • King-Aaron 18 hours ago ago

        ...why would you assume it would be destroyed? What even is your point?

        I think you are on an entirely different page.

  • verytrivial 4 hours ago ago

    SpaceX have great inertial measurement units and cold gas thrusters. We get it. Musk remains a fascist and can keep his cars.

  • aabajian 18 hours ago ago

    If I'm understanding this correctly, it uses the electric motor to compress air into large tanks? How much thrust could that generate (and for how long)? It'd be amazing to jump over East River or the Hudson.

  • simonebrunozzi 5 hours ago ago

    Very impressive prototype. Certainly an attempt to disrupt a specific segment of the car industry - "race cars", or "sports cars", or whatever you want to call it.

    A few considerations, just my own thoughts.

    1) I would bet that the actual car shown in the demo weights less than what will eventually be sold to the public. I am not an expert, but the way in which the car reacted to the air boosts suggests a relatively "lightweight" vehicle. Plus, I would imagine perhaps a smaller battery (again, for demo purposes).

    2) It is a nice "exercise" as a game, or an expensive hobby for billionaires. I doubt, as Elon hinted, that using these thrusters will be allowed on public roads. Perhaps just on circuits?

    3) Overall, Elon said that Tesla's strategy will no longer be about cars, but about robots and AI, and then proceeds to show a car that will cost billions to develop, and might not be the commercial success that justifies the investment.

    4) Twitter (now X), Tesla, SpaceX... things are moving, tricks are being shown, and who knows, perhaps next year everything will be merged under ElonX, and he will finally be happy.

  • elAhmo 3 hours ago ago

    Amazing demo.

    Also amazing stupidity of people believing anything close to this will hit the streets. Lies and lies for a decade, and now after a flashy demo it is again "2028".

  • adjejmxbdjdn 6 hours ago ago

    Am I missing something? At what point did the car fly?

    The thrusters were able to cushion a fall.

    That seems useful in ruining the ending of Thelma and Louise, but isn’t really a flying car.

    • kuerbel 6 hours ago ago

      There is a video where it is flying over some other Teslas. Actually taking off, barrel roll and landing

    • guax 5 hours ago ago

      It flies the same as a chicken. Cushion and long jumps but not flying as in flying car or plane.

    • 827a 5 hours ago ago

      There were multiple demos; its possible you only saw one, and then raced to comment about something you had incomplete knowledge about.

    • jandrese 5 hours ago ago

      "It's not flying, it's falling with style!"

      I think this is pretty unique demonstration for something that theoretically may be street legal one day.

    • figers 6 hours ago ago

      yes it cushioned the fall, but not sure if it was overly modified beyond realistic car weight for production / public.

    • FergusArgyll 5 hours ago ago

      Yes, you missed the middle of the video.

  • Rebelgecko 20 hours ago ago

    Is the copy grok's writing style? It feels inhuman but still more readable than Opus

  • mingus88 8 hours ago ago

    So where is FSD that has been promised since 2017?

    Cool stunt car though

  • swyx 19 hours ago ago

    > an expertly crafted extra-terrestrial vehicle.

    hmmmm. spacex-tesla merger signalling?

  • sailfast 20 hours ago ago

    Nice Testarossa!

  • lefrenchy 18 hours ago ago

    I worked at Tesla when they announced the Roadster 2 and said they’d start production. That never happened. Funny to see everyone eat this up, let’s see when or if they deliver.

  • mullingitover 20 hours ago ago

    So this is a completely obvious scam, right? I don't see anyone else calling this out and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

    The thing that they showed off isn't something that they could legally sell, it would basically be a bomb. Also, the battery pack that would go in the car would be so large that they couldn't do the stunts they showed in their drone vehicle.

    Are we not calling an obvious stock pumping charade what it is out of some sense of politeness?

    • j4k0bfr 19 hours ago ago

      I feel like it's also crazy irresponsible to sell this deathtrap to the public, since it's pretty much guaranteed buyers will joyride this on public roads.

      - The cold-gas only version will shotgun debris into onlookers, and possibly yeet anyone behind it.

      - Active suction is very cool until a rock punches through your intakes.

      - Lithium batteries and pressurised tanks in the same package, yippee!

      Thank god it'll take them years to manufacture this thing.

      • zdragnar 19 hours ago ago

        It isn't being sold to the public. Of the three versions, the one that is "road ready" doesn't have the gimmicky thrusters. The one that is displayed is available by invite only, and even if you have a quarter of a million to reserve the racing model, you aren't likely to get a license plate for use on public roads.

      • javascriptfan69 19 hours ago ago

        They're not selling this to the public.

        They'll make a handful that a select few billionaires will get to keep in a hanger somewhere for bragging rights.

        There's a reason we don't see a driver in these demos and they don't do anything beyond very choreographed stunts. There's no way a human can actually control those thrusters in a way that doesn't kill you. Unless you're a fighter pilot.

        • maxgashkov 18 hours ago ago

          I agree with the first two points, but why do you think the thrusters have to be manually controlled? My expectation would be it'd just perform one of the pre-programmed tricks taking in the sensor data to adapt mid-way, the same way they do auto-landings in SpaceX (no one is controlling the landing booster manually, right?).

          • javascriptfan69 15 hours ago ago

            Sorry, but "just use sensor data and do it like the spacex landings" is such a ridiculous hand-waving of the scope of the actual problem.

            • maxgashkov 13 hours ago ago

              Explain what you mean please. First, this is not going on a public road anytime ever, so in an unlikely event this product will actually see the light of day, it’s very likely that anyone who attempts this will do it on mostly static controlled circuit/pad. I don’t know how they did the demo, but I don’t see it as something outside of the realm of reality to calculate ‘kickflip’ on the fly using whatever sensors they put in this thing.

              I wouldn’t want to sit in it tho (and I’m guessing no one in the demographic this will be sold to would want this level of risk either).

        • 10111001 16 hours ago ago

          > There's a reason we don't see a driver in these demos and they don't do anything beyond very choreographed stunts. There's no way a human can actually control those thrusters in a way that doesn't kill you. Unless you're a fighter pilot.

          I'm not even sure if a fighter pilot could. The passenger compartment of the "Rocket" model is probably packed full of tanks and other equipment, to deliver total of a few seconds of flight time. Doing anything in the air would probably require such precise timing no person could do manually, and it probably can't even be done automatically outside very controlled conditions.

        • whamlastxmas 7 hours ago ago

          The demo literally has it flying without a pilot controlling it. There's not going to be like 8 joysticks that a driver has to use at once to make it fly

    • kccoder 17 hours ago ago

      No kidding. Musk is SIX YEARS late on delivering the previous version of the roadster, which has been superseded by today's announcement, promising its delivery in a few years, and everyone is just lappin' it up.

      • wallst07 11 hours ago ago

        Who cares about six years, thats the past.

        When you were a kid, if you saw a car fly and flip you would be amazed. You are old and jaded like me so nothing gives you wonder anymore.

      • simondotau 16 hours ago ago

        The people lapping it up aren't prospective customers, they're just people enjoying the spectacle.

    • billfor 19 hours ago ago

      Well we could examine the history here, for instance when he bought Twitter that it would immediately collapse (now its more popular than ever and Bluesky is the one that's falling apart) and when the Cybertruck was announced there were lots of people saying it could never be made: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21602437

      • thrance 12 hours ago ago

        You forgot about how everyone was insisting the Hyperloop would never work and then it became the principal mode of transportation. Or how we couldn't possibly have a Mars colony in 2024. Or how twitter would never become the West's everything app. Etc.

      • timmytokyo 4 hours ago ago
      • jfoster 17 hours ago ago

        Elon Musk causes incredible amounts of historical non-examination. There are now so many examples that it's actually difficult to list them all. My guess is that people just get very confused by the difference between late delivery and non-delivery.

      • 40four 19 hours ago ago

        It’s crazy how many Cybertrucks I see in my hometown, and I don’t live in that big of a city. They are incredibly popular. This car will be incredibly popular to. Peoples are getting bent out of shape about the “thrust” and “rocket” variants, but who cares? Those will be few and far between. For rich collectors mostly. How about just the base model? It looks wild, I’m sure it will be fun as hell to drive. They are going to sell a ton of these things.

        • Grombobulous 17 hours ago ago

          Cybertrucks objectively missed sales expectations by a lot. The numbers are well-documented.

          The Mitsubishi Outlander outsells it.

          I can’t imagine a car without a steering wheel benign fun to drive. Tesla has never been known for handling and driving dynamics.

          • rpmisms 17 hours ago ago

            The 3 handles quite nicely, I'd compare the performance model favorably to any BMW M3.

            • Grombobulous 17 hours ago ago

              I have never heard any serious automotive journalist come up with that sort of comparison.

              Numb steering, crashy handling, that’s what the gearheads seem to say about Tesla vehicles.

              They go fast but they are absolutely not at the top of the class for driving dynamics.

              I’ve test driven a Model Y Performance and the steering was lighter and more numb than my basic economy car. The car goes fast but that’s all it does.

              If the roadster has drive by wire like the cybertruck that’s going to be even worse.

              • rpmisms 16 hours ago ago

                Maybe if you don't like driving? It's really a solid car. Much better than the WRX, which is quite good. Make sure you set steering to low assist. The performance models in general are serious machines. Top of class in their price range by a long shot.

                • Grombobulous 10 hours ago ago

                  Dude this is crazy, kind of embarrassing if I’ll be honest.

                  There is no universe in which I would compare any Tesla model to an M3 or WRX.

                  First of all we should consider that their direct competitor the Ioniq 5 N is a better performance car.

                  The M3 finishes Willow Springs faster than the Model 3, so we can’t even go by raw performance. In track conditions the battery thermals and stock tires on the Model 3 can’t keep up.

                  Comparing the emotions you’re going to get from a V8 gurgling and thrashing through gears compared to a silent EV motor is just not even in the same league. The Ioniq 5 N actually does something about that and reviewers are impressed. They directly state that it is more fun than Tesla performance models.

                  Then your other problem is that the Model 3 performance looks identical to your uber driver’s car. Someone dropping $60k on a performance car wants to feel special. The trim and upholstery options on the M3 alone are more exciting than the Model 3.

        • 233mhz 12 hours ago ago

          > They are incredibly popular.

          They sell 20k of them per year. It's the opposite of popular

    • ibizaman 3 hours ago ago

      Also let’s talk about the production of the video. It had all the signs of those magic videos you can find on YouTube where the trick is only a camera trick. Dark background, you never see the entirety of the audience, it’s all camera cuts. I’m sure it’s not fake per say but it’s super weird still.

    • tiku 19 hours ago ago

      Well I see no numbers saying how long it will fly. Perhaps it "hops", could easily see that happening with a burst of air below the car. (While standing still, accelerating the car upwards for 1 second with a burst of air)

    • sschueller 16 hours ago ago

      > The thing that they showed off isn't something that they could legally sell

      The cybertruck is for sale and FSD is active in the US. The US lets automakers "self-certify" that they are safe. So although I don't think this thing should ever be sold, it may end of on US roads.

    • WheelsAtLarge 19 hours ago ago

      My big question is, would anyone want one? It's an interesting life size hotwheels car but who would want one other than to show at a monster truck rally. The original Tesla Roadster was a masterpiece compared to this new one. Talk about missing the mark by a mile...

      • euio757 19 hours ago ago

        > who would want one

        The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.

    • Nition 19 hours ago ago

      I suppose at least we can say there is a working car that seems to be able to actually do the things as advertised, which is more than one could ever say for e.g. the Moller Skycar.

    • rasz 13 hours ago ago

      McMurtry Spéirling is 900 kg with 1000hp and 100KW battery and 2000 kg suction fan.

      Flying / rocket acceleration are special versions they can sell one offs capable of doing the stunt once per canister change.

    • speg 20 hours ago ago

      That’s why it’s invite only.

    • tdhz77 19 hours ago ago

      I was #12 Tesla Roadster owner. I spoke across the country with my father. We drove from coast to coast in 2014 at a time when there was a lot of doubt. — I supported elons “mission” and now we know it’s a neo Nazi front of a company. This company and Elon has been a scam since he stole JB Straubel. How do I know? JB Straubel is my father.

      • jacquesm 19 hours ago ago

        I can't make soup of this. Your dad is a billionaire and you're left to fend for yourself? That's got to be some story.

        • tdhz77 19 hours ago ago

          You didn’t read what I wrote.

      • whamlastxmas 7 hours ago ago

        Elon is my dad and he could beat up your dad

      • mlindner 10 hours ago ago

        JB Straubel married in 2013. Unless you're 13 years old, JB Straubel isn't your father.

        That kind of liar is what I would expect of someone who goes around claiming Elon's a Nazi though.

        • tdhz77 2 hours ago ago

          Car isn’t flying

        • defrost 10 hours ago ago

          They may well be lying but that ( "JB Straubel married in 2013" ) isn't remotely a sound argument against the "JB Straubel is my father" claim.

          Straubel, in the year 2000 at the age of 25, may very well have had unprotected sex out of wedlock !!

      • matt-attack 19 hours ago ago

        Neo Nazi? Seems a bit much.

        • lavezzi 18 hours ago ago
          • wallst07 10 hours ago ago

            Everyone that went to the island is attracted to pre prepubescent children?

            Is that your claim?

            • mlindner 10 hours ago ago

              He didn't even go to the island (or want to go to the island other than to have a party).

              • lavezzi 7 hours ago ago

                > (or want to go to the island other than to have a party).

                with the most notorious pedophile on earth?

                > Virginia Giuffre alleged in a lawsuit that in the early 2000s, when she was 18, she participated in an orgy on the island with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and eight girls who "appeared to be under the age of 18" and did not speak English.

                What exactly are you defending here?

                • wallst07 5 hours ago ago

                  I'm defending facts, there was no pedophilia, prove it.

                • mlindner 2 hours ago ago

                  > with the most notorious pedophile on earth?

                  Go look at the emails. It kinda shows Elon was clueless about what the island was about.

                  Also he wasn't notorious at the time.

                  > What exactly are you defending here?

                  Ah you're going to accuse me of defending pedophilia now? Figures with your type.

                  • kennywinker an hour ago ago

                    He spent 18 months in jail in 2008 for "soliciting prostitution from a minor". If you associated with him after that date, you were ok with hanging out with a pedophile.

            • lavezzi 7 hours ago ago

              > Everyone that went to the island is attracted to pre prepubescent children?

              There's absolutely an argument to be made there but in this case it's a bit more specific.

              Anyone that repeatedly emails the most notorious pedophile on earth, begging to be invited to the wildest party on their private island is absolutely a pedophile.

        • otterley 19 hours ago ago

          If it talks about politics like a Nazi and salutes like a Nazi…

        • tdhz77 19 hours ago ago

          Elon donates to white Christian fundamentalist. The largest donor in history to the Republican Party and does Nazi salutes.

    • testing22321 19 hours ago ago

      Flying is obviously a gimmick, but when Elon said this will crush all track records he wasn’t kidding.

      The base model has the suction fans which will make huge gains.

      Next model up has rear thrusters for the acceleration, which will be more insane. It’s limited production.

      Final model that can fly is invite only and will be a joke on the track, using those thrusters to go around corners way, way faster than normal.

      I wish they had shown track laps and 1/4 mile times instead of the gimmick of flying.

      • sicher 16 hours ago ago

        If they could have they would have shown it.

        • testing22321 16 hours ago ago

          I honestly think it’s not finished yet (that’s why no production till 28 and Elon obviously being not confident the demo would work)

          They also wouldn’t have wanted it on test tracks before today.

          • sicher 15 hours ago ago

            You can tell a lot about what you don't see... For instance, a driver getting in - or out.

            If that thing would have looked like a huge drone (which I strongly suspect it is) no one would be up in arms about it.

            • testing22321 8 hours ago ago

              Two people did get out of the one that drove up on stage. They made it very clear there was no human in the one that flew.

              • sicher 6 hours ago ago

                The one on stage was likely very different from the one that "flew".

        • wallst07 11 hours ago ago

          I don't think so, most non car people don't understand 1/4 mile times.

          And they already did that with a cybertruck pulling a 911, already done.

    • sailfast 19 hours ago ago

      If you wanted another pretext to merge Tesla and SpaceX this would be a good way.

      The existing tech fab plus this car maybe makes it harder to sue once the merger happens - but he will still be sued. “Look we’re making it rocket cars with AI of course we should be one company”

      • estearum 19 hours ago ago

        A pretext that convinces the most credulous people on the planet. Clever guy this Musk.

    • adocomplete 19 hours ago ago

      I mean is it ever actually being released? probably not.

      Was it a an amazing demo? yes.

    • leesec 19 hours ago ago

      What are you talking about re: the battery pack?

    • mlindner 19 hours ago ago

      I think calling it a scam is a crazy thing to say. Tesla has never not (eventually) shipped a product they said they would .

      Also yes you can legally sell it. Whether you can legally operate it is a different question.

      • otterley 19 hours ago ago

        May I remind you of the promised 90 second battery swap…13 years ago? https://youtu.be/Oj6LaYFall4?si=RGE8mbZQFdElq0sq

        • mlindner 16 hours ago ago

          That wasn't a product they were going to sell to customers.

          • otterley 10 hours ago ago

            The car certainly was (it had to ship with the capability, which it never did). And besides, your point is irrelevant.

            • mlindner 2 hours ago ago

              A bunch of the Model S production vehicles did ship with the capability. It was removed from later models. So that part absolutely shipped. Tons of cars on the road to this day still have the hardware in the car to support it.

              And they did build one pilot station that did the battery swaps and did some swaps with real owners cars, but drivers didn't like the idea so they abandoned it.

              And yes to my point, I said Tesla product, namely something that is sold to customers as is. So yeah it's relevant.

      • charlesabarnes 19 hours ago ago

        The roadster hasn't shipped after 9 years. Including a referral program for preorders. I find it incredibly more insane to be trusting of this

      • m463 19 hours ago ago

        There are a long list of cars that have not-really-legal abilities.

        The corvette ZR-1 had a special key that would unlock all the performance. I don't think it met emissions when unlocked.

        Lots of newer muscle cars have performance modes and dragstrip modes that you shouldn't use.

        Even other teslas, like model 3 performance and model s plaid have have track mode and dragstrip mode that shouldn't be used on public streets.

      • seabrookmx 19 hours ago ago

        The second generation Roadster (reservations for which opened in 2017) literally is the product they didn't ship.

        Also Cybercab.

        How many Optimus robots are out in the wild?

        It is a scam, 100%.

        • mlindner 16 hours ago ago

          This was a product reveal for the new second generation Roadster though?

          Cybercab is operating already on the roads? They're building the factory for mass producing them right now.

          Optimus robot is still in development.

          • mullingitover 3 hours ago ago

            *Third generation. They demo'd and took millions in deposits on the second generation roadster that never materialized.

        • testing22321 18 hours ago ago

          There are now 300 cyber cabs driving people around Austin, and they’re working on rolling it out.

          Optimus is coming, the huge factory in Austin is being built now.

          Late? Always. But coming.

          • tuwtuwtuwtuw 17 hours ago ago

            Telling how you skipped his first paragraph.

            • testing22321 16 hours ago ago

              For sure, that one is a miss (or very long delay)

              Two outta three ain’t bad.

      • billfor 19 hours ago ago

        He actually says in the video that it might not be legal to operate but they could still sell you one. Anything is legal off-road on your own private property.

        • ygjb 19 hours ago ago

          Yeah, once you leave the ground you aren't on your property anymore.

          • derektank 19 hours ago ago

            Not true, though the exact boundary is not well defined. See US v. Causby

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Causby

          • fivefifty 19 hours ago ago

            Depends where you are, but generally you are good to around 400ft above your own property in most cases.

          • billfor 19 hours ago ago

            FAA jurisdiction over the airspace is not the same as a rule prohibiting every form of powered lift-off within it. There's a lot of grey area in FAA regs - for instance you can land a plane on your lawn in class E (if you could manage it).

      • alasdair_ 19 hours ago ago

        He took preorders for the roadster nine years ago. It never shipped.

        • mlindner 16 hours ago ago

          What do you think this product reveal was for? The roadster.

          • mullingitover 8 hours ago ago

            A product reveal implies it's a production ready vehicle.

            This was an air tank with a styrofoam shell held together with glue. It's a rough prototype of a concept car.

          • amanaplanacanal 13 hours ago ago

            So... Still hasn't shipped?

            • mlindner 9 hours ago ago

              Still hasn't failed to ship either.

      • bakies 19 hours ago ago

        this is a new roadster, the previous roadster hasnt sold a unit

        • javascriptfan69 19 hours ago ago

          WAIT THIS ISN'T THE ONE THAT PEOPLE PREORDERED NINE YEARS AGO?

        • mlindner 16 hours ago ago

          The preorders converted over. It's the same product in effect.

          • ModernMech 6 hours ago ago

            In the sense that they're both vapor, yes.

          • bakies 8 hours ago ago

            "product"

    • jrflo 19 hours ago ago

      I think it’s real, the “invite only” version could probably do the kickflip over the semis, but would probably completely exhaust the tanks and require special equipment to refill or take hours with an onboard pump. And the flip is certainly a scripted stunt, not something you’d actually be able to do live. The math doesn’t seem to be completely unreasonable as a one off demo

      • al_borland 19 hours ago ago

        They said there is a compressor to re-pressurize the tanks while driving. It made it sound like a power-up in a video game. You can't use it all the time, but if you wait for it to charge up, use it as many times as you want.

        I think the bigger issue with be making it street legal. Kickflipping over traffic, and refusing visibility for everyone to 0 in the process, can't be good.

        For closed courses, movies, etc it's really cool.

        • jrflo 18 hours ago ago

          I don’t think it would be street legal, hence the invite only thing. More of a status symbol / car collector curiosity than an actual car

    • rickdeckard 16 hours ago ago

      I wouldn't be surprised if the presented "invite-only" variant will mostly be aimed at Saudi investors, and they will get an invite if they invest a billion into the company.

      This would even be a sensible choice for Tesla, because it will put that car in a garage far away from public scrutiny...

      (thinking just about all the debris damage-potential of those thrusters here, not even any potential quality issues)

    • espeed 19 hours ago ago

      When I searched for Tesla on YouTube at the start of the event, the first live event returned was this, an AI generated Tesla presentation with Elon telling users to send bitcoin and he'll send you back double as a promotional event like an X Money thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5EDp2rEbFA. The QR code went to this site: https://roadster.tv. I reported it to YouTube.

      • 40four 19 hours ago ago

        Why are you reposting links to scams?

        • espeed 18 hours ago ago

          So someone can look into it.

    • phyzix5761 20 hours ago ago

      China has had flying cars since 2023 so I don't see how this is a scam. The flying mechanism is unique for the Roadster so that's still to be seen how it would perform out in public.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZpQZSBTi7k

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2c-B3y7yGQ

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU5viDOjWLw

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSjXf7IUSDw

      • crummy 20 hours ago ago

        wow i did not realise this. are there videos of these flying cars? can you buy them?

        • motionlessveloc 20 hours ago ago

          XPeng has been spruiking flying cars (really just giant quadcopters) for a while now, but while they exist and can fly, they're more of a publicity stunt. For example, while you can buy the X2 in Australia, you can't legally fly it.

          https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/australias-first-flyin...

        • solyin 19 hours ago ago

          There's also a real life speeder bike from Star Wars, if you've got an extra million dollars sitting around.

          https://volonaut.com/

        • Nition 20 hours ago ago

          The only one I can think that they might mean is the BYD Yangwang U9. It can jump a tiny bit.

        • phyzix5761 20 hours ago ago

          Yep, just google: china flying cars. They're basically human sized drones/quadcopters.

      • TheDong 20 hours ago ago

        I mean, Tesla demoed, promised, and took reservation money for a roadster reboot that _also_ didn't contain any technology China didn't have in 2017, and at this point they still haven't delivered on that and it feels safe to call it a scam.

        Just because the technology is technically feasible doesn't mean that a specific company is not scamming you when they promise it.

        And Tesla already has enough of a history of fake promises (your tesla will be a self-driving robotaxi earning money while you sleep within a few years, FSD will take you across the country while you sleep by next year, humanoid robots, the new roadster is taking reservations now and will deliver soon, regulation is the only thing holding up FSD, etc etc).

        • phyzix5761 19 hours ago ago

          To be fair the main reason why FSD hasn't been a wide spread thing is mostly due to local regulations. The technology exists and performs fairly well. FSD is allowed in pretty much all the same cities Waymo is allowed to operate so we can see from this that its a regulatory issue not a technological one.

      • bakies 19 hours ago ago

        none of these are videos of flying cars

      • m4ck_ 20 hours ago ago

        I mean it looks cool but considering they haven't produced any of the other Roadster models in any meaningful quantity, and have repeatedly come up short on much more reasonable product offerings... Idk I have just the slightest doubt about a flying electric car hitting the market any time soon. Hasn't it been nearly a decade since the promise of a software update that would turn your Tesla into a self-driving taxi that can earn money while you're not using it?

  • alexpadula 20 hours ago ago

    Flying cars before GTA6.

    • al_borland 19 hours ago ago

      Rockstar better get to work adding this car to the game.

  • jimt1234 3 hours ago ago

    The homies have had flying cars for years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJDQURYkSvc

  • xyst 3 hours ago ago

    Looks like Tesla didn’t learn from the abject cybertruck failure

  • dataking 20 hours ago ago

    Rocket-inspired design hints at desire to merge Tesla and SpaceX?

  • Guyadou 6 hours ago ago

    Jumping my way out of traffic.

  • gonzalohm 20 hours ago ago

    What's up with wheels not being round anymore? How is that supposed to work? I understand it for Formula 1, but for real world driving, it doesn't make any sense

    • carlosjobim 17 hours ago ago

      What kind of car doesn't have round wheels? This comment section must be the craziest I have seen so far on HN:

      • Glant 16 hours ago ago

        They're talking about the steering wheel, champ.

      • gonzalohm 11 hours ago ago

        My bad, I made a typo. I meant "wheel" not "wheels"

  • emkoemko 18 hours ago ago

    What's with the ugly design these days... even that new electric Ferrari just look terrible coming from Ferrari not even the right color

  • est 20 hours ago ago
    • Geee 19 hours ago ago

      No, they're cold gas thrusters. The car has an air compressor, a composite overwrapped pressure vessel (COPV) and 10 nozzles.

  • sfblah 16 hours ago ago

    The corpses that this thing generates will be astonishing.

  • anuptalwalkar 16 hours ago ago

    I have no words. Its like Elon asked Grok where can I take my business, and it suggested combine rockets and cars.

  • jasonlotito 3 hours ago ago

    So, almost 10 years after the reservation for this version of the Roadster.

  • smm11 24 minutes ago ago

    All Musk cares about is Mars. The CT is going to be a Mars vehicle, that's why it looks like that by and large.

    And this tech is simply part of the Tesla/SpaceX merge, and right in line with flamethrowers, tunnels, and chainsaws. It's going to funnel loads of cash his way, which was the idea.

  • TheAtomic 18 hours ago ago

    Flies, or jumps?

    Dunno. Looks like it jumps. Fying seems to require some degree of control over direction but I'm just a gravity-impaired bidep.

  • zen_kernal 9 hours ago ago

    Totally thought this was AI when I first saw this.

  • dmix 20 hours ago ago
  • DiabloD3 12 hours ago ago

    Given how Tesla's profitability nearly vanished due to Elon outing himself with the "roman salute", I don't see why he thinks his company will be around long enough to actually get this out the door.

    I have no reason to believe this isn't another Deplorean.

  • plesiv 15 hours ago ago

    It could have military applications; it's hard to imagine any civilian applications.

    • singularity2001 15 hours ago ago

      in theory it could avoid car crashes in practice the dudes that buy these cars will probably cause more crashes;)

      • impossiblefork 4 hours ago ago

        At least the fans will allow for really short breaking distances.

        I historically argued for a sort of horror-vehicle that would achieve autonomous driving "early" by exploiting downforce from powerful fans, but I mostly imagined it being used for autonomous deliveries and never imagined there being people inside it.

      • autuni 15 hours ago ago

        idk about the safety of involving jumping cars into car crashes, I'd still prefer the brakes (obviously not always enough time). The one useful situation I could see is if you're driving (accidentally I hope) off a cliff.

  • helsinkiandrew 15 hours ago ago

    Misdirection

    The art of deliberately guiding or diverting an audience's attention away from a secret action (such as sleight of hand) so the trick can happen unnoticed. Instead of forcing the audience to look away crudely, good misdirection makes the audience want to look at something else naturally.

    > Tesla Sales Slump in Third Quarter

    https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/tesla-sales-fell-in-third...

    • Lerc 15 hours ago ago

      Misdirection only works if you cash in during the interval immediately after the misdirect before the subject can refocus.

      Tesla Q3 sales will be the same tomorrow.

      It doesn't surprise me that any particular companies sales are down at the moment, how does Tesla compare to other car manufacturers out of interest.

    • 233mhz 12 hours ago ago

      It's ok they'll merge with space x and basically be part of the US military which means sales figures won't matter anymore

      • ModernMech 6 hours ago ago

        This would only work until the next Democratic administration, at this point he's put almost half a billion dollars into Republican pockets. All it takes is one President AOC to pull every government contract he has. And he knows this, hence the election spending.

    • durmusk 15 hours ago ago

      Tesla board meeting last week: Board: So guys, our sales are slumping. What do we do? Elon: I have this cool idea...

    • wickedsight 15 hours ago ago

      > Tesla Sales Slump in Third Quarter

      This isn't special though. 2023 was their best year and sales have been slowly declining since then. The share price has mostly been climbing since 2023. But soon they'll have a huge driverless fleet and robots or something.

  • danans 2 hours ago ago

    What a wonderful illustration of the technofeudalism that many seem eager to push our world into. That doesn't diminish the engineering feat it embodies, in fact it rhymes pretty well.

  • xnx 17 hours ago ago

    Awesome technical demo (assuming these weren't prop cars). Painfully awkward presentation.

  • Arainach 9 hours ago ago

    > An invite-only "Rocket" variant is a single-seat model with a "full flight system."

    Tesla should be sued into oblivion over "full self driving", but after that, if you believe this nonsense and buy one that's on you.

    • FeloniousHam 4 hours ago ago

      I hope not, I use "full self driving" every day! I'm sure your statement is based extensive experience, but mine is that for 2 1/2 years over 40k miles, it has worked very well. Not perfect (parking spot selection has frequent regressions), but astonishingly well.

    • nailer 9 hours ago ago

      Why? I’ve sat in a self driving Tesla, with the attendant’s body rotated towards me while we chatted in Florida. What specifically is wrong?

      • Rohansi 8 hours ago ago

        What's wrong is all of the older models they sold do not have what you experienced. They were sold FSD but their car's hardware can't run the latest software, and the older implementations required much more babysitting (aka not FSD).

        • nailer 7 hours ago ago

          Got it - thanks for answering.

    • throwaway85825 9 hours ago ago

      This is going to be the next oceangate and I fully support it.

  • fbrncci 15 hours ago ago

    Crash test rating: undefined

  • andrewinardeer 9 hours ago ago

    Paid subscriptions everyere, I bet.

  • low_tech_punk 9 hours ago ago

    EPA won't like the gas emission

  • phyzix5761 20 hours ago ago

    The engineering team did an amazing job!

    • joquarky 19 hours ago ago

      Great, now how about putting some of those amazing engineering brain cells into solving the impending water crisis.

  • phyzix5761 20 hours ago ago

    It can fly? Wow! What a time to be alive!

  • small_model 11 hours ago ago

    Potholes no longer an issue, just hop over them.

  • ambicapter 20 hours ago ago

    Is this a broken link for anyone else?

  • ceroxylon 19 hours ago ago

    The rocket flip part looks like CGI, in my opinion. I get the same feeling as when I see CGI on some random B movie. Would be happy to be proven wrong if there was a crowd of people filming from their angle though.

    Also "Beyond The Limits of Physics"... would any actual engineers at Tesla/SpaceX agree with that marketing statement?

  • reenorap 19 hours ago ago

    So it can fly?

    Just like we will have 1 million robotaxis on the streets by 2021?

    EDIT: wow it really can fly, that is crazy

    • tintor 18 hours ago ago

      Invite-only variant can jump, not fly. Other two variants can't jump.

  • wateralien 13 hours ago ago

    The thing that made the design of the original Tesla cars successful, before they went all in on this "future looks like the future" idiocy, is that they just looked good. Tasteful. All that crazy new tech was put in a package which hid it and it just became a sleek, good looking car on the road. Now Tesla design is obsessed with it cosplaying a Ridley Scott 80's wet dream and it looks stupid. The cars look like a show at universal studios theme park. When you do the "future looks like the future" it's always a sci-fi author's idea of "the future" which is cheesy and outdated as soon as its done. This is a boomer's idea of "future" aesthetics and it's not what the actual future looks like.

  • DeepYogurt 19 hours ago ago

    Tesla hitting their lambo era?

  • whiterook6 6 hours ago ago

    Are you kidding me? That was real? I laughed that off as AI BS and went about my day.

  • sawjet 20 hours ago ago

    You can hate the man, but you must respect him. Flying cars have truly arrived.

    • dawnerd 19 hours ago ago

      No they haven't? It can hop at best, in a demo unit, designed specifically for that demo.

      • NookDavoos 12 hours ago ago

        Correct. I will wait until Elon does a flip in it himself.

    • joquarky 19 hours ago ago

      No. Respect is earned.

  • hashstring 14 hours ago ago

    Tesla death throes, looks cool but they’re done.

  • Gud 16 hours ago ago

    What a downgrade from the renders we've seen so far.

  • BatFastard 16 hours ago ago

    Did you see 0 to 60 in 0.81 second, now THAT is flying!

  • kwisatzh 20 hours ago ago

    A car that jumps - am I missing something? The speed numbers are cool.

  • portmanteur 20 hours ago ago

    As a father of a growing family, I am still waiting for the RoBovan.

  • andyjohnson0 9 hours ago ago

    Nobody needs that kind of acceleration on a car designed for use on public roads, and anyone who uses that capability in the vicinity of other people or vehicles deserves to be arrested. Its just criminally dangerous.

    Like the Cybertruck, this is just the Musk "fuck you, get out of my way" worldview realised as metal and plastic.

  • bradthebeaverfa 18 hours ago ago

    That surpassed all expectations.

    I'm so glad Elon exists. He must have spent over $100 million to build the flying variant with no hope of ever profiting off it. I can't imagine any other CEO ever doing that.

    • pbkompasz 13 hours ago ago

      $100M to boost Tesla shares by billions of $, how generous...

    • archagon 18 hours ago ago

      Hundreds of thousands of dead Africans may not be so happy he exists.

  • LetsGetTechnicl 3 hours ago ago

    Who is the impressive to? 12 year old boys and Elon Musk?

  • VCFundedGenYer 6 hours ago ago

    Oh look, not street legal.

    Fun demo, never will see the road. There's a billion ways this can kill scores of people instantly.

  • treetalker 16 hours ago ago

    I recall that about 8 (10?) years ago the “Roadster 2” was advertised. Am I correct that that was repeatedly delayed and never delivered?

    My sense is that this is just more Elon Musk bullshit that will never materialize.

    • sfblah 16 hours ago ago

      Even if it does, these features aren't useful and can't be used in any realistic scenario. At best they're just party tricks.

      1. If you start flying and land on someone or something, that's a problem. 2. My strong bet is what they demonstrated is as far as the thing can fly, which is definitely cool as a party trick, but that's it.

      These cars are obviously chock full of machine-learning algorithms to be able to control themselves in the air in that way. I'd much rather see that ML muscle used for something that actually benefitted someone.

      • mrguyorama 3 hours ago ago

        Control theory is classical. We did it in 1960. Why would you think it requires ML?

  • osigurdson 17 hours ago ago

    When I first saw this I was convinced it was AI slop. Nope! This is absolutely incredible. I've also never really resonated with Tesla aesthetic in the past but they really nailed it here imo. This car looks phenomenal - I hope this style trickles down to other models.

  • loveTech 20 hours ago ago

    Unavailable to visit?

  • olelele 11 hours ago ago

    That the supposedly smart ppl here get their knickers in a twist over this theatre piece is telling.

    Literally no proof of this working in real world conditions.

    I call bull.

  • duesterriese 15 hours ago ago

    Flying car? That looks more like a jumping car to me - great engineering but a bit misleading imho.

  • imcery 9 hours ago ago

    If it allows me to fly over a traffic jam, I'll buy it

  • LeoPanthera 19 hours ago ago

    If this is real, it's going to kill people.

  • arjie 17 hours ago ago

    Absolutely incredible demo. Jesus Christ, I don't know what I was expecting. Didn't know this was planned and skipped forward to see what they were showing off and thought it was CGI for how outlandish it is. My god, man. This is amazing.

  • tiku 19 hours ago ago

    So they are going to send one of to space again?

  • rickdeckard 16 hours ago ago

    Was there any demo showing the car stabilized mid-air?

    It appears like they always did a barrel-roll because the car is simply not stable after take-off...

  • nilsbunger 20 hours ago ago

    Are they serious about the rocket version??

  • zhangchioulin 20 hours ago ago

    Very COOL, I like this Roadster retro style

  • d--b 15 hours ago ago

    I predict the next James Bond movie will be a Tesla ad.

  • gigatexal 15 hours ago ago

    Will this car ever ship?

  • t1234s 20 hours ago ago

    I cant wait to see what type of batshit crazy motorsport series they invent for these.

  • NDlurker 20 hours ago ago

    "Tony Hawk would be called, we call that the kickflip."

    Uh what? Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip

    Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/LC97wdQOmfI

    • niwtsol 20 hours ago ago

      Yes, Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip (and damn near every other skate trick), but the reference here comes from a time when Tony Hawk would drive around and yell "do a kickflip" at skaters, if they did a kickflip he would sometimes give them a signed board or other things. Example video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob0dI05Xz8s - it became a thing for a little where people would yell "do a kickflip" at skaters they saw on the street.

      • NDlurker 19 hours ago ago

        Oh yeah, I forgot about the origin of that meme.

  • dualvariable 19 hours ago ago

    I mean, this is the gimmicky of gimmicks for the ultra-rich.

    It just means you can do jumps and stunts programmed into the vehicle at the push of a button with zero skill at being a stunt driver.

    The Dukes of Hazzard had to do that without the thrusters.

    Can't wait to see how people kill themselves and other people with those things by being stupid...

    Hopefully that shit gets blocked by the DOT and kept off public roads--which is probably the goal to get a bunch of drooling simps outraged over "government overreach" keeping them away from their "flying cars".

    • jacquesm 19 hours ago ago

      > and other people

      That's the bit where we diverge.

  • darksim905 20 hours ago ago

    I absolutely detest the leadership and what he is actively doing to this country... but holy fucking shit. I want to reserve one, but when you're broke as a joke... ooph.

  • luckydata 19 hours ago ago

    At this point this is some sort of IQ test right?

  • macinjosh 19 hours ago ago

    Sorry about the eggs honey, I had to use the thrusters to get past this cyclist.

  • chrisss395 7 hours ago ago

    Can you imagine being behind this thing and the air blowing rocks and shit all over your car?

    • winterbloom 7 hours ago ago

      you already deal with this to some extent from others driving larger cars, everyone should be in a sedan

  • ofjcihen 20 hours ago ago

    Reading some of this feels like I’m having a stroke.

    >This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

    Neat car though.

  • bashdragon 17 hours ago ago

    No way this is road legal in any country lmao

    • meitham 16 hours ago ago

      Very useful in England’s countryside, imagine all the puddles you can jump over! Eliminate these passing bays when cars can jump over each other in the narrow lanes!

  • mixmix 15 hours ago ago

    Jaw-dropping stunts aside, I am really disappointed with where all modern car design is going. What is that ugly low poly shit? The previous Roadster concept had a style, it had sex and taste. How did we get from there to here?

  • latentsea 20 hours ago ago

    I'd buy one for the police chases. Hell yes. Not that I'm in the billionaire invite-only inner circle, and not that they'll ever ship it.

  • PowerElectronix 4 hours ago ago

    This reminds me of the time Elon Musk was only known because of the supercool stuff his companies did.

  • maxlin 15 hours ago ago

    He literally made good on the long time promise of FLYING CARS and this is not the top post????

    this site just toast

    • mold_aid 43 minutes ago ago

      Most roadways in the US are lined with wooden poles supporting wires with electricity running through them

    • autuni 15 hours ago ago

      It's a tech demo marketing presentation with a jumping car in it, not a flying one. It does look pretty cool though. Let's first wait and see if/when this will even be available and not just a marketing stunt.

      • maxlin 5 hours ago ago

        It accelerates and maneuvers in-air, that is not a "jump". It legit flies.

        This is not some suden demo, this is something they've promised and talked of along time ago and has been in development the whole time.

        And Tesla is all about manufacturing so mistaking this for some "prototype-only" device is misled.

        • jacquesm 3 hours ago ago

          I make flying stuff all the time. Not as heavy but I don't see a reason why I couldn't and I won't need a couple of billion to do so. This thing 'flies' for a very narrow definition of flying. Call me when it stays in the air for a couple of minutes. Prediction: that will never happen.

        • oblio 3 hours ago ago

          We've had variations of flying cars for 60+ years. We know how to build them.

          What people mean by "flying cars" is mass production. Ford Model T.

  • jdw64 16 hours ago ago

    Will it even be maintainable? Never mind the rocket fuel...

    Will the frame itself hold up?

    • rickdeckard 15 hours ago ago

      It's apparently not fuel but pressurized air being refueled by the car itself.

      > "Will it even be maintainable?"

      Probably doesn't matter. I don't think it will be permitted on public roads anyway.

      The presented variant is invite-only, so I guess it will be made to put in the garage of some (Saudi) investor who commits a billion dollar investment...

      • rickdeckard a few seconds ago ago

        Correcting myself (and Elon) here.

        It turns out the car has a 200L/600L nitrogen tank with 10,000PSI that needs to be filled from external source.

        Consumed nitrogen reduces the pressure, so the tank is re-pressurized with ambient air by a in-car compressor.

  • christkv 16 hours ago ago

    I wonder if the jets will be able to assist breaking or control of the car in emergency situations.

    • mold_aid an hour ago ago

      oh they'll assist breaking all right

  • flog 15 hours ago ago

    I'm sure having a bunch of rocket engines, fuel, plumbing, etc, on my car will make it great in the twisties. This is such a stupid compromise.

  • duped 2 hours ago ago

    I just want to know how they faked it. Because I actually have zero trust that this is a realistic demonstration.

    • spyckie2 2 hours ago ago

      To be fair, I think this is very doable with modern technology. If you've seen their rocket landing videos the technology is quite similar in nature.

      The gimmicky part is not the engineering but the fact that it is not a flying car but a proof of concept of a flying car in a very controlled environment, with no regard for cost, with no actual viability of real world use.

      Its like the breakdancing humanoid robots in China, a cool feat of engineering for sure, but it makes you think that robots can do human tasks, when the reality is much further away.

      • duped an hour ago ago

        > If you've seen their rocket landing videos the technology is quite similar in nature.

        Sure but Tesla is not SpaceX.

        • computerdork an hour ago ago

          Well, the first thought is that they borrowed the thrust technology and software from spacex. This makes sense, because in starship, they used to have a lot of pneumatic powered actuators for things like thrust vectoring control, then they switched to electric motors, because they are instaneously responsive for one thing (and I think more reliable as they aren't fluid based). From what remember, they originally used electric motors from Tesla, so makes sense that Telsa would in turn borrow from Spacex.

          • WalterBright 39 minutes ago ago

            I read that indeed they did use SpaceX technology.

    • mring33621 an hour ago ago
  • piskov 12 hours ago ago

    How come this totally cool thing with 397 points is on the third fucking page being #65.

  • atlgator 18 hours ago ago

    This is one of those products that offers a thrilling demo but I have no desire to own one. I much prefer the 2020 design that never made it to production.

  • dbg31415 19 hours ago ago

    Relevant.

    * The Fastest Maze-Solving Competition On Earth - YouTube // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQbHMgK2rw

  • dyauspitr 19 hours ago ago

    Is this a gas that needs to be refilled with the cold thrust one?

  • jsonc 16 hours ago ago

    "grok, my flying tesla is dirty and there is a carwash 50 metres away. should i walk, drive or fly?"

  • wartywhoa23 12 hours ago ago

    "Jumping the shark" is now officially shamed by "jumping the Tesla"!

    An innovative way to make some whoop-de-dooping billionaires with extra cash to spare land upside down on their rooves.

  • shilgapira 9 hours ago ago

    Really disappointing to see such low quality discussion here. Feasibility aside, we would not be seeing such reactions even 5 years ago. Polarization ruins everything.

    • BugsJustFindMe 9 hours ago ago

      > we would not be seeing such reactions even 5 years ago

      5 years of broken promises and actively fighting to make the world worse will do a lot to opinions.

    • xnx 7 hours ago ago

      The main polarization with Tesla is between fantasy and reality.

    • ryandvm 9 hours ago ago

      Is this polarization or is this just people finally figuring out the grift after 10 years of "we'll be on Mars in 2 years"?

      • cbeach 8 hours ago ago

        Name a single person on Earth who has got us closer to Mars than Musk.

        • kec 8 hours ago ago

          Well, NASA has conducted surface operations on mars 5 times without any involvement from Musk, the CNSA has gone once....

          What has Musk actually done to get us closer other than talk about how humanity ought to do it?

          • cbeach 8 hours ago ago

            Musk built the first rocket capable of transporting a base, and humans, to Mars. NASA has nothing close to Starship, and if they ever did, it would come at a trillion-dollar cost to the American taxpayer.

            • kec 7 hours ago ago

              NASA is currently the only organization to ever take humans beyond LEO.

              Starship has only even achieved LEO once, in an unmanned mission a few weeks ago. Starship has so far cost about $15 Billion, the entire Saturn V launch program (excluding Apollo, to keep things apples-apples here) cost about $35 Billion in today's dollars.

    • wat10000 9 hours ago ago

      Why blame this on “polarization” and not on the guy who did the polarizing? Nobody forced Elon to do all that stupid shit that got so many people hating on him. He did it if his own free will. He ruined it.

      • cbeach 8 hours ago ago

        If you don’t like his politics and lean into that difference in opinions to criticise something orthogonal, like his technical innovation, then it’s YOU that is being divisive and partisan.

        • wat10000 8 hours ago ago

          Why is it my responsibility to carefully compartmentalize every aspect of someone no matter how loud and outrageous they are, and not their responsibility to stop being a colossal asshole in public? He gets to publicly disown his children and support proto-fascist political parties and call people pedophiles for displeasing him, but we are the ones who have to carefully manage our feelings so we don’t accidentally let them spill over? Nuts to that.

          • cbeach 8 hours ago ago

            You think he's being terrible in public. I don't, and I'm not alone. The way certain people judge his actions is quite obviously partisan and a subject of great emotional overreaction. Those exaggerated, sensationalised negative traits you described (which were fed to you by a leftwing media with vested interests) actually have zero effect on your life - so you are simply choosing to be offended by them.

            If, instead, you had a grounded, balanced opinion about the man, you'd understand the great good he's delivered, and continues to deliver for the world, from Tesla (making electric cars desirable and mass-market) to Neuralink (making viable brain computer interfaces to give heavily disabled people back their lives), to SpaceX (giving humanity hope for a brighter, more exciting future in space, as governments once did, but have since failed to do).

            • wat10000 5 hours ago ago

              Right, it’s all the “leftwing media’s” fault. I got those things straight from him, dude. Here’s him calling a rescuer a pedophile, for example: https://web.archive.org/web/20180715143426/https://twitter.c...

              (I assume your instinct will be to defend him because said rescuer was mean first. Don’t bother, as you can see I am well aware and it doesn’t change my opinion.)

              I can totally understand if you think the good outweighs the bad. I tend that way myself: I own two Teslas and I eagerly watch every Starship launch. But I also think Musk has shown himself to be a real piece of shit. A real piece of shit who has done some great stuff, but that doesn’t negate it.

  • jansan 9 hours ago ago

    It is not a roadster. A roadster is defined as an open-air, two-seat convertible.

    This one is a hard-top super-coupe and I recommend calling it the "Cyberwedge"

    • m463 7 hours ago ago

      i thought the top came off?

  • micromacrofoot 3 hours ago ago

    Now with more explosions!

  • connectsnk 4 hours ago ago

    I need a cheap car. Sub 25k that I can use to drop my kids and get groceries and is electric so I can get some respite from these war inflated gas prices. Nobody is offering this. I dont need all the fancy gadgets and the flying and the jumping.

    Looks like it truly is a K shaped economy. Flying cars for 1% and loans for the rest

    • jader201 4 hours ago ago

      A lot of people responding to this thread saying to buy a cheap ICE vehicle.

      Saving money on gas is only one reason to own an EV.

      Other reasons include:

      - rarely having to take it in for service

      - never having to stop for gas when commuting

      - a much quieter ride

      - a much smoother ride (no transmission)

      - instant torque

      - no emissions

      There are probably others I’m forgetting. But I can’t wait for the day I’ll not need to own an ICE vehicle (still better for long trips).

      • pseudosavant 3 hours ago ago

        I've had two EVs and have been driving EV only for about 10 years. I've been driving an ICE vehicle lately due to an issue with a wiring harness on my EV that it is getting service for. It's been so long since I regularly drove an ICE that it has been an unpleasantly shocking experience.

        - The cost savings are as much as a car payment. >$100/week in gas when my entire household electric bill averages only $200/month. Up until this recent issue at 85k miles, I've had $0 in maintenance costs (excluding tires). Those same miles in an ICE would have cost me about $2000 in oil changes and brakes by now.

        - Getting gas sucks. Sure, it is easier to get gas than charge an EV at a public charger. But it is far more convenient to charge at home every day. In 10 years, I've used a public charger maybe 10 times, but I have to get gas at least once a week. Would you rather have a phone with 6-7 days of energy but you had to drive to a dirty gas station to fill it, or just plug it in every night?

        - ICE range anxiety when I have a quarter tank left. I know I can get gas all over the place, but it is pretty rare that my EV has as little range in it at the start of the day as this ICE vehicle with a quarter tank left. Either I go to the gas station more frequently, or I have to account for going to a gas station before driving 30-40 miles away.

        - EV powertrains are so much better than gas powertrains. More powerful, smoother, quieter, drive better especially due to the better weight distribution (front to back, and height of the center of gravity).

        I can't wait to get my EV back.

      • dabinat 3 hours ago ago

        Another thing is that an equivalent ICE version of the Roadster would most likely use premium gas. There is no such thing as premium electricity - an electron is an electron. So the cost savings are even higher.

        But personally I would recommend people consider a used Model 3. They can be $25-30k which is new Prius territory. I don’t recommend other manufacturers because IMO the competition only started making good electric cards in the last year or two, so these tend to be higher-priced because they’re newer.

      • __xor_eax_eax 3 hours ago ago

        EVs are nice, and Im full EV on all my cars at this point. But I concede I would not own any EV if I could not charge at home. If I was still in an apartment, I'd be ICE all the way

        • pseudosavant 2 hours ago ago

          EV driver for 10 years, and that is absolutely the big difference maker. The economics and time savings disappear if you have to use public charging infrastructure. I feel like it is almost like a tax that is put on people who can only afford to rent an apartment.

      • MetaWhirledPeas 3 hours ago ago

        > still better for long trips

        I own an ICE car and an EV. We use the EV for long trips and it is great. The only time we hesitate is when we are going out into the middle of nowhere.

        EV advantages on trips:

        - Smooth ride

        - Always-ready A/C

        - Pet mode

        - Self-driving

        You do have to plan a bit more. The Tesla route planner is excellent. Having a charger at your destination really seals the deal.

        • blueside 3 hours ago ago

          that's interesting. we have both ICE and EV and would never think of using the ICE over the EV for long trips, that's primarily the reason we keep the ICE vehicle.

        • moate 3 hours ago ago

          So it sounds like you're solving for different problems here. If I'm taking a long trip, the primary problem I'm solving for is "time to location" and "difficulty planning" and ICE wins, period, if charging is required mid-trip.

          Maybe people want to take leisurely strolls while charging up or will be stopping for lunch at that truck stop anyway, but that does not solve for my problems as well. I don't have a pet, my car's heating/cooling is perfectly cromulent, and I enjoy the act of driving a car.

          Also, what is "smooth ride"? Are we talking suspension or accelleration/braking?

          • deadeye 3 hours ago ago

            Just go test drive a Tesla. No one can properly explain the driving experience.

            You don't have to buy it and it costs you nothing. The sales people aren't sleazy either.

            Just try it so you can speak from experience.

      • faitswulff 3 hours ago ago

        > - no emissions

        This is particularly nice when you're warming the car up in the garage during cold snaps. Hard to do this with ICE vehicles without risking carbon monoxide buildup.

      • tensor 3 hours ago ago

        > - no emissions

        Can we just say it out loud? Because it's good for the environment and we don't want our children or their children to have an unlivable planet. This should probably be the number one reason, but yes EVs are better in many other ways too.

        • jazzyjackson 3 hours ago ago

          Driving cars is not good for the environment whether your fuel is electric or diesel. The billions acres of concrete and asphalt to support car commuting, the electricity that charges the cars, the rubber microplastic tire dust made 100x worse under hard acceleration of heavy vehicles .

          Best I can say about EVs is they’re quiet and don’t wear out their brake pads, and the lack of other service is economically efficient, so in that sense they are progress towards a vehicle less likely to fail on you (software updates not withstanding!)

          If you care about the environment you get an old VW or ideally a Mercedes that runs on used vegetable oil. A thousand pound lithium battery per household is not a tenable way out of destroying ecosystems.

          • tensor 3 hours ago ago

            > If you care about the environment you get an old VW or ideally a Mercedes that runs on used vegetable oil.

            This is not realistic nor scalable. The reality is that the US and Canada were built around cars, and even if we had huge transit projects there would still be a need for roads and vehicles due to the size and rural/industrial areas.

            Lithium batteries can be recycled. All the studies have shown that electric cars are a huge net win for the environment, and the cries about the environmental cost of building the cars in the first place don't actually match the reality. Especially when you consider that future ev ecosystems should and hopefully will have a strong battery recycling operation.

            • pj_mukh 3 hours ago ago

              "The reality is that the US and Canada were built around cars,"

              This need not be permanent, there is a Pareto improvement to be made and it has nothing to do with Rural/industrial areas.

          • mixmastamyk 3 hours ago ago

            Don’t let perfect get in the way of much better. The freedom from foreign oil is palpable.

      • option 3 hours ago ago

        not having much maintenance and charging at home are huge ones. i don’t understand why there is no creative advertising around that. such obviously huge wins

        • florakel 3 hours ago ago

          Because most car brands and especially the dealership network make a lot of money with maintenance. The maintenance frequency and cost of my electric Audi is not much cheaper than my previous Diesel. It is a rip off. Only Tesla is more aggressive with longer intervals and they kind of communicate the cost savings in their ownership cost calculator.

        • Velofellow 3 hours ago ago

          For one, renters are largely locked out of reliable home charging in most cases. No apartment complex I've lived at had any charging stations, never mind the quantity needed if most residents opted for EV.

        • Xenoamorphous 3 hours ago ago

          In lots of places, including where I live (center of one of the largest European cities) charging at home is not an option, for now at least.

        • __xor_eax_eax 3 hours ago ago

          "Charging at home" feels elitist to a lot of folks and I imagine it would hurt your brand

      • JoeOfTexas 3 hours ago ago

        Quieter maybe, but it sounds like a ghost at 3am driving through my neighborhood. Damn it neighbor stop scaring me.

      • jimt1234 3 hours ago ago

        > never having to stop for gas when commuting

        I think this reason is understated. A friend was attacked at a gas station years ago, and since then she's had a major fear of gas stations. Her husband would fill her car for her so she could commute to/from work. She bought an EV a few years ago, and this was a major reason for it - she can fuel-up on her own without being a pain to her husband.

      • flyinglizard 3 hours ago ago

        In my experience electric cars aren’t significantly smoother or quieter. Most noise in a modern passenger car is generated by the tires and air drag, and for some reason I found these more pronounced in the electric cars I’ve tried (maybe for the lack of engine noise).

        • mh8h 3 hours ago ago

          My wife and I share a plugin hybrid and an EV. You'd think the EV is as loud, because you notice the air and tire noises in the absence of the engine noise.

          But in the plugin hybrid, the change in noise is very noticeable when the car goes from pure EV into hybrid and the engine kicks in. It's specially loud when the engine revs up as you're accelerating, but even when the car is cruising, I can still hear the engine noise.

        • astrolx 3 hours ago ago

          That is true above 50 km/h right? In many european cities you drive below that. In many French cities the max speed is even 30 km/h. Then EVs are much quietee.

        • ZoneZealot 3 hours ago ago

          I'd say the majority of the reason is no engine noise, but also keep in mind EVs are heavier than ICE cars. More weight means more road noise. Regenerative braking means they have significantly less brake wear than ICE cars despite the weight, but the tyres take more stress.

      • ecommerceguy 3 hours ago ago

        I'll stick with my s2000. Thank you.

        • erxam 3 hours ago ago

          The S2000 is anything but cheap, practical and reliable. It's not 2006 anymore.

          • lizardking 3 hours ago ago

            I think they are fairly reliable if nothing else. Certainly not cheap or practical.

      • YakGuano 3 hours ago ago

        No emissions is simply not true the majority of the time. The emissions are coming out of the gas/coal powerplant somewhere else.

        • bwanab 3 hours ago ago

          As Hannah Ritchie (Our World In Data) has pointed out, even with the worst coal powerplant powering the grid, an EV is getting a much better CO2 per mile driven than an ICE. As the grid powerplants improve, that only gets better. An ICE car is always an ICE.

        • blacksmith_tb 3 hours ago ago

          Of course, if you look at the energy mix for our grid. But the possibility (maybe even the inevitability) exists that the grid will be powered by cleaner sources over time. No such possibility exists for an ICE vehicle...

          I generate 80% of the power I drive on (PHEV + 10kW of PV on the roof), though I mostly commute by bike so I don't drive a ton.

        • tootie 3 hours ago ago

          Grid electricity generation is more efficient than ICE. Fossil fuel extraction is a major emitter even before the fuel is burned. Decarbonising the grid is underway.

        • Atreiden 3 hours ago ago

          True, but that's not a limitation of EVs but rather the state of energy production in most countries. An economy that moves towards solar/nuclear/wind will see blanket decreases in emissions across the entire fleet of EVs it supports.

          Not to mention that even in the current state of affairs in the US, the emissions are far lower on average. Even in states where production is 60% coal: http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2023/ph240/stafford1/

          • moate 3 hours ago ago

            The word is "less", not "no" and I think that's the magical thinking OP was trying to address. Electric cars create LESS emissions, not none.

            • thinkybrewster 3 hours ago ago

              Unless they're charged by wind or solar, in which case no, during their operation, nothing is emitted into the atmosphere.

            • Atreiden 3 hours ago ago

              It's not really magical thinking; if the grid moves to solar/nuclear/wind then there are virtually no emissions here.

              Yes, we're not there yet, and that's why I prefaced with "True", but I think this kind of splitting hairs is part of the problem. EVs are vastly better for the environment and have no emissions of their own. Yes emissions do come from somewhere in the current state, but path to a cleaner environment is not radically far away and the thesis that "emissions come from somewhere so that's not a reason to buy an EV" is ludicrous at best and disingenuous at worst.

        • thinkybrewster 3 hours ago ago

          A glorious double example of Simpson's paradox.

          Naively you might think this (eg here in Australia the majority of electricity is still generated by burning coal) but:

          - this is not true during certain times of day, and,

          - this is not true for a growing number of buildings that have PV solar

          Wait till you learn when, and how, the typical Australian EV gets charged!

      • burnte 3 hours ago ago

        > - rarely having to take it in for service

        ICE cars are pretty reliable, frequent service tends to be for luxury brands.

        > - never having to stop for gas when commuting

        This is achievable with ICE by just watching your tank. Also, it's not really a benefit because charging takes a lot longer than a gas fill up.

        > - a much smoother ride (no transmission)

        Unless it puts the motors in the wheels, they have transmissions and gearboxes.

        > - no emissions

        They have emissions base4d on the electricity generation method, but even so it's still a lot less than ICE and this is a huge benefit.

        • Retric 3 hours ago ago

          > it's not really a benefit because charging takes a lot longer than a gas fill up.

          Plug in at home takes way less of your personal time than a gas station and costs significantly less than public charging.

          • burnte 2 hours ago ago

            I agree, but it still takes longer and there's never a need to gas up on your commute if you just watch your tank.

    • anonporridge 3 hours ago ago

      This is what used cars are for.

      This is the natural flow of things. People with disposable income buy nice new stuff, suffer the rapid, early depreciation, and then they trickle down to the next tier of consumer who can't afford or doesn't want brand new things.

      Cars and houses all work like this. Very rarely have the lowest income tiers ever gotten brand new, expensive things.

      And if you're high income and smart, you still get used things because you recognize this is the most fiscally responsible thing to do and a great way to build and preserve wealth.

    • pj_mukh 3 hours ago ago

      >> Nobody is offering this

      They are, they just aren't allowed to sell in the USA. And they're looking to make the ban permanent [1]. Canada is getting some though!

      [1] https://apnews.com/article/senate-chinese-ev-ban-elections-m...

      • mmmattt 3 hours ago ago

        A BYD seagull offers this and is 10k€ in Spain

    • jonas21 3 hours ago ago

      So... you want a car that is:

      1. New

      2. Electric

      3. Sub $25k

      Drop any one of those, and you'll have plenty of options. This isn't about a K-shaped economy -- it's about adding significant constraints and being unwilling to compromise on any of them.

      Also what's wrong with "loans for the rest"? Most new cars are bought with financing and have been for a long time.

      • john_strinlai 3 hours ago ago

        last i saw, byd will be selling a few models for ~25k CAD when they bring them to canada. that's like ~18k USD and meets all 3 criteria.

      • hexator 3 hours ago ago

        No, you do not need to compromise, you just have to look outside the US.

        • formerly_proven 2 hours ago ago

          Well you still take a compromise on range, charging speed, comfort, size etc. with those options.

      • beambot 3 hours ago ago

        In other words: BYD.

      • jimt1234 3 hours ago ago

        Auto loans have gotten out of hand. 5, 6, or even 7-year car loans? That's not a good sign of the economy.

    • SoftTalker 4 hours ago ago

      If you don't need a lot of range, a used Leaf is pretty cheap as EVs go. Though you do want to avoid the 1st generation models (before 2017?) as they had much worse battery degradation.

      Of course right now EV prices are probably inflated for the exact reasons you cite. Even with $4-5/gallon gas, an economical ICE can still be overall more affordable because you can buy them for a few thousand dollars.

      • dabinat 3 hours ago ago

        The problem with the Leaf is the lack of fast charging. It’s great if you can charge at home but it’s definitely not a road trip car. You get what you pay for, which is especially true for earlier-generation electric cars.

        • SoftTalker an hour ago ago

          Yeah that's worth considering, but for the stated purpose (school run and getting groceries) and assuming you can charge at home, it might be good.

    • ionwake 4 hours ago ago

      Man you Americans, here I am with me 20 year old Mini and it works great I think it’s only valued at about 2k

      • SoftTalker 4 hours ago ago

        Agreed. You can buy a lot of gas for the price difference between an old economy ICE car and an EV. Plus cheaper insurance and in many places, cheaper registration fees.

        • wilg 3 hours ago ago

          The problem is you burn that gas and put carbon into the atmosphere which warms the planet.

          • sellmesoap 3 hours ago ago

            But only a mini amount, how much energy do we spend making the new car vs maintaining the old one. Young people need opportunity to buy cars as well, but the price jump can be too big for many. My experience with transit around Vancouver is great unless you need to get to the next spoke over, or went for a drink downtown and then have to walk an hour to get home in the evening (not solved by having a car obviously, but a shame there isn't an affordable responsible option after 8pm)

          • jazzyjackson 3 hours ago ago

            Yeah both use significant energy in both moving the 4000 pounds around and maintaining the millions of miles of highways.

            The real win for environment would be building cities and towns to support not having to drive everywhere.

            • SoftTalker an hour ago ago

              Well we live in the real world. We're not going to be rebuilding cities anytime soon. And most people like being able to drive, it allows you to live your life and not be confined to a couple of square miles or the limits of a transit system.

      • Slothrop99 3 hours ago ago

        The average car in the US is 12.8 years old. The used car market has adjusted to the fact that many of them go for 20 years/200K miles.

      • erxam 3 hours ago ago

        > 20 year old Mini

        > it works great

        I have a feeling that you can and do work on it, because maintenance otherwise would easily be triple the market price of that car yearly. That significantly changes the economics of old cars.

        • ionwake 3 hours ago ago

          you can just ask me lol.

          In 20 years: I got a garage to replace a radiator after a stone hit it, for $600 Also 2 tires once, for like $200.

          I might not drive as much as you all, but when I do its at a relaxed pace and the roads are good where I live. I have a manual transmission and Im always careful how I accelerate and how I brake and change gears. It has about 100k on the mileage now

          Its a Mini Convertible if anyone cares

        • AlexandrB 3 hours ago ago

          $6k maintenance per year? That's crazy high, where are you getting that number?

          • erxam 3 hours ago ago

            What do you mean crazy high? The amount of shops that will take an old European car like that are few and far between and they'll certainly charge you a premium for it.

            Say, you go for the cheapest option and get minor services done at around 500-700$. Okay, a medium or major service is going to be over 1K and you're bound to have one. Down 2-3K if nothing goes wrong, at all.

            But if something breaks, you're going to be down 2K at minimum for the part itself (not counting labor) and your car is going to be in the shop for two months while the part that broke is imported, and that's if you bought a Chinese replica. Original parts might as well equal the total value of that car.

            • ionwake 3 hours ago ago

              To me this sounds so crazy.

              In England if I go to my local garage and ask them to replace something like A radiator or water pump it will be like $200 for labour plus maybe $250 for the part ( unless I get it myself off ebay for like $30 and install it myself ).

              For example a plastic fender came off, I just bought it for $15 and all I need to do is click it in place when it arrives by post. Im not a mechanic.

              EDIT > Incase you all think Im crazy I did the numbers as Im not "a poor man" and quite fancy a cool new car even if 2nd hand, if I get a 2nd hand Landrover Hybrid for 40k, the MPG will be double my old Mini, ONLY if its charged at home, I dont stop at petrol statinos etc, otherwise it would be more!

        • antod 3 hours ago ago

          Wat? We have a 2005 Toyota and a 2005 Mitsubishi. We've had them for 12 and 8 yrs. They don't need anywhere near that much maintenance. And if something really expensive came up that exceeded their value, we'd replace them with another 10yr old car.

          I assume you're in the US? Are things that much worse there?

    • NamTaf 4 hours ago ago

      There's multiple offering this, they're just banned from your country.

    • 4fterd4rk 4 hours ago ago

      A used Model 3. There you go. They only start at $37k brand new.

      • froh 4 hours ago ago

        37>25

        • hartator 4 hours ago ago

          The og comment was posted 27min ago. This is adjusting for inflation.

        • delecti 3 hours ago ago

          I believe the comment should be read as "the $37k sticker price for a new vehicle is irrelevant if you buy used".

      • bittercynic 2 hours ago ago

        A used Ioniq electric can be under $10k

      • fedpost 4 hours ago ago

        What if I don't like supporting fascism?

        • throwawaytea 4 hours ago ago

          I bought a $5500 Chevy Volt with 105k miles in peak COVID 2020.

          It now has 225k miles and I haven't done a single thing to it but change the oil.

          It's still on the original factory brake pads and rotors, which look to be about 50% on the pads.

          • saalweachter 4 hours ago ago

            I am going to drive my Chevy Volt into the ground.

        • i80and 4 hours ago ago

          Used Chevy Bolt or a used VW ID.4. Both excellent cars that can be found for under $25k; I drive the latter myself.

          New, the Chevy Bolt and the Nissan Leaf both start under $30k.

          • ProfessorZoom 4 hours ago ago

            >What if I don't like supporting fascism? >> VW ID.4

            Volkswagen was founded by the Nazi party. Literally.

            • gavin-1 4 hours ago ago

              Is VW run by a fascist still to this day? (no)

              Tesla? (yes)

            • serioussecurity 4 hours ago ago

              This is an obviously disingenuous response unless you think Germans are still Nazis 80 years later?

              • sellmesoap 3 hours ago ago

                Try criticizing political figures or having a slight attitude to the police in Germany and tell me that old ghost is gone for good. Or that our new push to label calling out government overreach hate speech (Oh Canada!) Something cut from the same cloth. As for VW the brand that has a long and terrible history when it comes to electrical faults for ICE cars (and diesel gate) I'm not holding my breath until the other shoe drops. I like the look of the newer electric van, maybe they'll have a better reputation by the time I look for a 15 year old one!

        • yawnxyz 4 hours ago ago

          cargo bike with a e-bike mod

        • horns4lyfe 3 hours ago ago

          Just go hide in your fucking house I guess, if everything to the right of Bernie is fascist

        • MrBuddyCasino 4 hours ago ago

          The good news is you can still buy a Model 3, since fascism is a dead ideology that is in no shape to rise again anytime soon. The reason it is still being used is as a prop by deluded boomers to make them feel good about themselves for being groovy anti-authoritarians, and simpletons with no understanding of politics, history or even the last 24 hours.

        • huitzitziltzin 4 hours ago ago

          Buying a used tesla (from, e.g., a Ford dealer) does not support the fascist part…f

          Truly I dislike the guy and everything he did in government but I don’t think that buying a used Tesla is any endorsement or direct benefit to Elon.

          Slap an “I bought this used” bumper sticker on it and your fellow anti-fascists should leave you alone.

          • delecti 3 hours ago ago

            Buying a used Tesla contributes to increased resale value, which makes new ones a more attractive purchase, driving sales, and supporting the owner.

    • godwinson__4-8 3 hours ago ago

      If you can, wait for a Slate. It's not just cheap for brand new it's a company working hard to move the auto industry in an actually positive direction. I hope to make it my next car as well.

      The idea of cheap, modular base and a focus on user accessibility/customization is in my view a very cool and sorely needed model in an industry that looks more about shoving in features, consolidation and ever increasing costs and complexity. Not to mention the rampant protectionism in the United States because Musk is terrified of Chinese EVs.

    • mbs159 3 hours ago ago

      If you need a cheap car, then why buy new? Plenty of good used options out there, and sometimes more reliable than new cars

      • Terr_ 3 hours ago ago

        IIRC the difference between new and used has shrunk quite a bit recently (at least for desirable models and types) because many consumers are frustrated by the new-prices and all look towards used.

        I've heard it said (literally, it was a podcast) that US car-companies are caught in a kind of prisoner's-dilemma: They all want to be the ones selling expensive (high profit margin) cars, and nobody wants to be serving the low-end. But in the long run, somebody has to, or else the market gets... Weird.

    • MetaWhirledPeas 4 hours ago ago

      > Nobody is offering this.

      They are trying. Inflation keeps moving the bar. It's not like they want their cars to be expensive; the components and fabrication prices just are.

      Used you can achieve sub-25k easily.

      • SOLAR_FIELDS 4 hours ago ago

        BYD could give us this tomorrow, at the cost of completely gutting and decimating domestic American manufacturers, who are unable to actually compete on price and performance for various reasons.

        The problem is not inflation, it’s that America sucks at manufacturing low cost electric vehicles. BYD has demonstrated that tenfold

        • dexterdog 4 hours ago ago

          America sucks at manufacturing anything that involves paying a wage because countries like China can undercut them. Even if we could the Chinese govt would fund the undercutting like they are with BYD.

          • jazzyjackson 3 hours ago ago

            What, USA never subsidizes her essential industries?

            American labor is expensive but BYD owes its success to vertical integration more than cheap labor. They are moving into Europe to build there before long. Americans have an uninformed notion that China simply couldn’t have superior technology, they’re just cutting corners, dumping chemicals in the river etc (as if American companies would never)

            It might just be that china is better at building cars.

          • jethro_tell 4 hours ago ago

            Paying a wage and being socially responsible with waste and such.

          • soulofmischief 3 hours ago ago

            It's neoliberalism all the way down, baby. People don't want to know what cheap usually means.

        • joyeuse6701 3 hours ago ago

          The U.S. could do this too with the same amount of subsidies the CCP poured into their EV industry I suspect

      • bell-cot 3 hours ago ago

        If they were actually trying, then a dozen or so budget-model cars - from the Hyundai Accent to the Toyota Yaris - would not have been discontinued in the U.S. in the past half-dozen years. And replaced, if at all, with much more expensive models.

    • connectsnk 3 hours ago ago

      To all people responding purchase a used car, I forgot to add that I don’t want to spend another 25k on repairs please

      • joenot443 3 hours ago ago

        At 25k you can easily get a used car from the dealership and purchase the warranty if you're very risk averse.

        A 2023 crossover with 50k miles should suit you fine. I like Subarus and Hondas.

      • horns4lyfe 3 hours ago ago

        You definitely won’t have to spend that on a used Tesla, there are very few parts to replace

        • AlexandrB 3 hours ago ago

          Unless you have to replace the battery, then it's probably $20k just for that.

    • gnarcoregrizz 4 hours ago ago

      if only you could buy BYD in the US

      • kelseyfrog 4 hours ago ago

        The US has the best free markets in the world. Of course you can buy BYD.

    • wrsh07 3 hours ago ago

      If you can increase your budget to 30k, you could consider a Slate EV.

      Electric cars are still an underdeveloped form factor, so it makes sense that you can't get a car big enough for many passengers that is cheap enough for your budget (the battery needs to scale for passengers/weight, so the market so far is tiny cars or big expensive cars. The middle comes as the tech develops)

    • sippingabonedry 4 hours ago ago

      Why does your neighborhood car have to be electric?

      Get a Mitsubishi Mirage and pocket the extra $10k for gas.

      What you want does not exist because EV buyers are mostly "look at me" types with deep pockets. That's why they're all luxury vehicles full of gadgetry. They build what the 90% customers want and you ain't it.

      See: non-smart TVs etc.

      • erxam 3 hours ago ago

        10K in gas melts away quickly. I know some people who have ran through that amount in six months. Also, you have to factor in frequent, expensive and time-consuming maintenance with either awful, cheapskate shops or the wildly overpriced dealership.

        Also, it shouldn't come as a surprise, but if you're spending upwards of two to four hours daily sitting in traffic, you want it to be the nicest experience possible. Punishment boxes like the Mirage are desperation plays, and people upgrade as soon as they can.

        • shinjitsu 3 hours ago ago

          >Wow you must drive a lot.

          300 miles a week in a full sized van and 10K is a three year supply of gas at current prices.

          • erxam 3 hours ago ago

            That's partly because the USA has artificially low gas prices. Over here, diesel is around 7$/gal and gas is around 6$/gal. That adds up quickly, especially vis-a-vis 0.2$/kWh.

            Though, to be fair, that one specific case is a bit extreme (someone with a 100-150km round-trip daily commute and a not-especially-economical car). My commute is about 20km round-trip daily, but I also end up saving money over the long term because a lot of that time is spent sitting idle and wasting gas with nothing to show for it.

        • aeve890 3 hours ago ago

          >10K in gas melts away quickly

          Really?. Define "quickly" please.

          Edit: nvm. 10k would be just around 95k kms.

      • smegger001 3 hours ago ago

        and yet non-American cheap bare bones EV exist for other parts of the world but we wont let them in because Detroit dinosaurs only want to make gigantic SUV and pickups because they are higher margin. the US is afraid of the Chinese doing what japan and korea did 30 years ago and force the dinos to compete again.

    • andsoitis 3 hours ago ago

      > I need a cheap car. Sub 25k

      Here’s one place with 26,000+ cars that cost less than 25k: https://www.carvana.com/cars/under-25000

    • turtlebits 3 hours ago ago

      Used EV's can be had for sub 25k all day long. The Slate is also technically sub 25k

    • hamdingers 3 hours ago ago

      It's a shame the infrastructure is so poor in most of the US that a high end electric cargo bike isn't an option most people will consider. I love mine for exactly those use cases.

    • CodeWriter23 3 hours ago ago

      Sir, you're in the invitation required vehicle discussion.

    • BostonEnginerd 4 hours ago ago

      Check out the Nissan Ariya. I see them for around $20k for a 2023 low mileage model.

    • satvikpendem 3 hours ago ago

      China is offering this. Guess why they got banned though.

    • alexaholic 3 hours ago ago

      Dacia Spring is around 20.000 €‎ in Europe. LE: I realise you're not in Europe, so my comment is not very useful — on the contrary.

    • Brendinooo 4 hours ago ago

      Get an Elantra, keep the difference to pay for gas.

      • jedbrooke 4 hours ago ago

        Elantra owner here, just be prepared to have to pay for broken windows and replacing the ignition cylinder every few months. The kia boyz are still active apparently and will try to steal your car repeatedly. Even if you have the newer model or the upgrade that prevents them from actually being able to steal it, it doesn’t prevent them from smashing up your car while trying

        • Brendinooo 3 hours ago ago

          Whoa, really? Where do you live?

          • jedbrooke 3 hours ago ago

            lol, nice try kia boyz. Not getting me this time.

            This was in a gated parking garage in a nice neighborhood. Every few months is admittedly a bit dramatic but it’s happened once and we’ve only been living here a year

            • Brendinooo 2 hours ago ago

              Haha I get that you don't want to share. I was just surprised to hear that! I got one a couple of months ago and am now wondering what kind of a risk I've been exposed to

        • 62951413 3 hours ago ago

          55K miles over the last 6 years. One really odd issue (a faulty headlights control handle leading to occasional switching lights on at night just to empty the battery by the morning) replaced using manufacturer's guarantee years ago.

          47 MPG on the highway (but it goes down dramatically when driving around town to ~35). My Limited trim has a glass cockpit with all the popular safety features. Its exterior also looks more expensive than it is and at the time was way cooler than Civic or Corolla.

          It remains to be seen what happens around 100K miles/10 years though and how it compares to my previous Corolla experience.

          • Brendinooo 2 hours ago ago

            I've been pulling somewhere between 35 and 40 doing mostly hills and 45-55mph highways, I've been thrilled with that as well as the interior space. I'm very tall and I'm arguably more comfortable in this than in my minivan.

    • mldbk 3 hours ago ago

      There are lot's of affordable Chinese cars, but US doesn't want them to be on our roads.

    • mentat 3 hours ago ago

      You could but the government won't let you buy one from China.

    • rglover 3 hours ago ago

      Adam Curtis had a great line in the 2016 doc HyperNormalisation [1] about Donald Trump turning Manhattan into a playground for the rich from the ~70s-00s.

      Now we're turning everywhere into a playground for the rich. The sad part is that they're unimaginative and in such poor taste that it gives you pause about the dynamics of human hierarchies. Wealthy people used to be dignified; I'm not quite sure what you call today's crop. Insecure chic?

      [1] https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04b183c

    • insane_dreamer 4 hours ago ago

      Was just in Europe and saw plenty of smaller / cheaper EVs. Unfortunately they're not offering them in the US.

      The Slate is probably the closes to what you want.

      A cargo e-bike is a good solution too, if urban.

      • cbm-vic-20 4 hours ago ago

        Those smaller / cheaper EVs might not be street legal in the US due to safety regulations: they need to allow occupants to survive a crash vs the massive monster trucks on American roads.

        • pbmonster 33 minutes ago ago

          Not a massive hurdle. BMW got the i3 to be street legal in the US without much trouble. And I know, the i3 was only a smaller car, it wasn't a cheap car (I think they went for around $40k new)... but that's just BWM.

          Getting Renault e-Twingo / Citroen e-C3 street legal in the US wouldn't really rise the production cost much. But nobody is going through all the trouble, because (obviously) almost no American would buy such a car, even though they start at <$20k new.

      • BatFastard 3 hours ago ago

        Two thumbs up for the Slate vehicles. Simple, cheap, non trackable.

    • horns4lyfe 3 hours ago ago

      Just get a used Tesla 3

    • Epa095 4 hours ago ago

      Hyundai Inster.

    • maxlin 3 hours ago ago

      That's like commenting about needing a Chromebook on a post the newest Blackwell GPU that can serve inference workloads of thousands of people. Just irrelevant.

      Tesla's efforts on the original Roadster made them be able to transform the whole EV industry to the point that EV's are nowadays actually affordable. Not everything is exactly about your specific needs, and you shouldn't shout people down when they're lifting the whole field.

      • jazzyjackson 3 hours ago ago

        If there is limited supply of memory production, and an 16GB student laptop is $800 instead of $500, then I would say the poor folk are justified with naysaying the new 128GB top shelf exotics.

        Back to the K shaped economy, it’s not just annoying that some people have more money than everyone else, but given the gap in economic power, the goods that are produced are made for the people with money. With limited resources to produce material, are you going to sell to the bottom or the top? So the people not buying flying cars are left behind in more ways than one.

      • alexaholic 3 hours ago ago

        Of course a roadster is not the car to "drop kids and get groceries". I think op was not trying to imply that. But Musk stated his big plan was to sell an expensive roadster in order to afford building an affordable car. That was 20 years ago. The closest it ever got was a promise of a 35K Model 3 which at launch cost 50K. So, yeah, from that perspective, op's comment is relevant.

      • allenrb 3 hours ago ago

        Seriously. It’s pretty clear that the new Roadster is not intended to be a practical car for the masses. And that’s Ok. There’s room for a “halo” product in any lineup.

    • dmitrygr 4 hours ago ago

      I do not get this kind of complaint. Every thing you consider an important part of your life today (including cars and smartphones) started out as toys for rich kids. Complaining about it is asking to go back to the stone age, because all the advancements since were brought to you by someone's desire to make money and someone else being rich enough to afford it, till economies of scale made the poor old you able to afford it too.

    • ilogik 4 hours ago ago

      there are more and more cars that close to that price, look at kia ev3, or ioniq 3, or BYD

    • igor_nast 4 hours ago ago

      amen!

    • financetechbro 4 hours ago ago

      The Slate car with SUV add on should do the job I imagine

      • HaloZero 4 hours ago ago

        Slate starts at 25k though... the SUV is at 30k. And that's without things like power windows and some basic amenities right?

        • stronglikedan 3 hours ago ago

          Right, which is exactly what someone that only wants to spend 25k is looking for.

        • SoftTalker 4 hours ago ago

          The whole point of the Slate is that it is a basic car without amenities.

      • fwip 4 hours ago ago

        I believe it's just under $30K with the SUV back.

      • driverdan 3 hours ago ago

        Slate is still vaporware.

    • mlmonkey 4 hours ago ago

      Several Chinese brands (like BYD or Xiaomi) have such offerings, but the US is too beholden to Musk to let them in.

      And then Musk has the gall to claim India is not open to Starlink because Ambani is in charge! https://twstalker.com/elonmusk/status/2108604227643719745

      • bubbleRefuge 3 hours ago ago

        Yes. Makes me sick . US consumers have lower and lower standard of living as oligarchs reach trillion dollar net worths.

    • gurjeet 4 hours ago ago

      Like someone said, you're asking for too much. Decent used sub-10k cars are available for your purposes https://www.carmax.com/cars?price=0-10000

  • laimewhisps 6 hours ago ago

    Musk really is the master of fraud. Twitter gets bought by Space X to conceal the massive loss in valuation, Tesla gets pumped with endless "we'll have self-driving cars next year", for 10+ years... now that the Tesla bubble is finally popping he needs to dump it on the Space X/Twitter shareholders, so we get this demo of a thing that will never hit the road. Bag holders beware, Musk's masterpiece of market manipulation is about to execute with the merger of all his lies.

    • bigtunacan 6 hours ago ago

      Twitter wasn’t bought to conceal the loss in valuation. It was bought so Elon can influence the populace with his narrative.

      • dingaling 5 hours ago ago

        No, he bought it because he was contractually obliged to do so even after he tried to wriggle out of it.

        I mean this isn't even ancient history, it only happened in 2022. He sent three termination notifications before it was determined that he had no grounds to refuse to buy.

  • ck2 6 hours ago ago

    FSD doesn't even work properly TEN YEARS after it was announced

    still tries to murder passengers jumping across traffic at shadows

    good luck with anything Musk, you are the beta tester, if you die they'll debug it, eventually

    • 827a 6 hours ago ago

      If you still believe FSD doesn't work, you're operating on outdated intelligence. Frankly, like a boomer saying that email doesn't work.

      • jandrese 5 hours ago ago

        Oh, it doesn't require a person to continually monitor it now? I missed that change. Until that happens I don't think it qualifies as "full" self driving.

        • 827a 5 hours ago ago

          Only from a regulatory perspective. Anyone who drives a Tesla for long enough knows how to defeat the monitoring system, and doing so is extremely safe; significantly safer than a human driver. I would have no concerns summoning it autonomously over 100 miles, once the law allows for that to happen.

          • sumeno 5 hours ago ago

            I've never crashed driving drunk so drunk driving is safer than driving sober

            • 827a 5 hours ago ago

              Well, you're insane for thinking that. Drunk driving is very unsafe, and population-level statistics don't lie. They're quite conclusive when it comes to grading the safety of drunk driving as being dangerous relative to sober driving, and Tesla's full self driving system as being safe relative to sober driving.

              • sumeno 5 hours ago ago

                Where are the independently verified statistics for FSD being safer?

          • lern_too_spel 4 hours ago ago

            In a single 5 mile trip within the last month, an FSD Tesla I was in made four mistakes that were saved by the actions of other drivers on the road. I have concerns about you summoning it autonomously over 100 miles.

  • pjturpeau 14 hours ago ago

    I don't understand why they don't recruit an Italian designer...

  • seabrookmx 19 hours ago ago

    Yay the (almost) 10th anniversary of the 2nd generation Roadster reservations, and now it's got fucking rockets apparently?

    How delusional are people? The emperor is not wearing clothes y'all.

  • Kuyawa 19 hours ago ago

    Technology: spectacular, design: ugly as fuck

  • KerrAvon 3 hours ago ago

    Nazi-funding explosive-gas car is still a Nazi-funding car.

  • sbseitz 14 hours ago ago

    Hard pass

  • bluecalm 6 hours ago ago

    Amazing to see Elon making his childhood dreams reality. It's something to behold. I hope we don't lose that spirit. The amount of negativity is very worrying. One of the coolest tech demos in 2026 and it's on the 3rd page of HN morning after because of the downvotes.

  • varispeed 2 hours ago ago

    As per Telegraph Musk has offered Trump the idea to slow down the Starlink, which resulted in deaths of many civilians.

    Whatever you think about these advancements (like you could marvel at Nazi inventions), make no mistake. Musk and his Tesla should get fucked.

  • sippingabonedry 5 hours ago ago

    If Doc Brown's time machine was real and posted here, HN would be complaining that it's noisy, unimpressive, not street legal, uninsurable, and attacking Brown's personal character because he's a dangerous nutcase.

    • p_j_w 5 hours ago ago

      Seriously, I bet these are the same people who were shitting on the Hyperloop!

    • guax 5 hours ago ago

      The time machine actually accomplishes something. I fail to see what this accomplishes other than a very cool circus stunt. Straight out of fast and furious. Which is great and all, but not a production car.

      • olyjohn 4 hours ago ago

        Honestly, the fact that they are talking about this being a production car is what kills the cool. If they just said they were showcasing some cool technology that they could do, then I think it would at least be honest and people wouldn't shit on it so much. But with how many times they said the new Roadster would be on the market, can you really blame anybody for not believing it?

        Remember concept cars? Companies have been doing gimmickey shit forever and nobody expected those things to make it to production.

    • Ccecil 5 hours ago ago

      You forgot the part where Doc Brown purchased parts for the vehicle through funding by terrorists.

      • dpark 2 hours ago ago

        He actually defrauded the terrorists and stole their plutonium giving them junk in return.

        • Ccecil an hour ago ago

          Until he shipped them the "pinball machine parts" he was working with terrorists.

          Not sure there would be a distinction.

    • myersj 3 hours ago ago

      Yes, Elon Musk and Doc Brown are really, really comparable. Great metaphor. Who can forget when Doc Brown famously stole a bunch of government data? Or tried, numerous times, to overthrow democracy? Or bought a heavily used social media site to turn it into a propaganda box?

      What a well-thought out comparison. You've definitely got something, here.

    • grandpajoey 5 hours ago ago

      Well this isn't real so that's not a very good analogy. I also don't think Doc Brown (who's also not real) was famous for committing fraud and lying habitually to manipulate the market.

      • sinkasapa 5 hours ago ago

        Maybe it makes for a closer analogy. Neither the time machine or the flying car are real, but we react to the "inventors" differently. We're not haters. We just have taste.

        • grandpajoey 4 hours ago ago

          Elon Musk is not an inventor and definitely does not have good taste.

      • dpark 2 hours ago ago

        Doc Brown canonically did defraud Libyan terrorists.

        • grandpajoey an hour ago ago

          Gotta love slipping Zionist propaganda into 80s movies.

  • tootie 3 hours ago ago

    Having been raised watching the Dukes of Hazzard, I'm not impressed.

    • khazhoux 3 hours ago ago

      They really should have paused the video mid-flip for a quick voiceover.

  • schaefer 3 hours ago ago

    This demo took place roughly 30 hours after Starlink betrayed the Ukraine by dropping support for Ukrainian high speed intercepts and drones [1].

    I don't see how we can discuss this demo without acknowledging that fact as well.

    [1]: https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-zelenskyy-burn...

    • adamtaylor_13 3 hours ago ago

      We can discuss the demo without acknowledging this because it has literally nothing to do with the roadster.

      • nerevarthelame 2 hours ago ago

        "Literally nothing"? The guy who cut Starlink service is the guy who's making the roadster.

  • izzydata 4 hours ago ago

    I've never been so convinced by dead internet theory than I am today with this huge wave of bots advertising for Tesla today.

    • stronglikedan 3 hours ago ago

      Just cuz you're not impressed doesn't mean only bots are. That's a hell of a demo, and a sweet looking ride to boot.

    • ASalazarMX 3 hours ago ago

      You gotta admit the car looks nice compared to the Cybertruck, and the technology is indeed impressive. I think it's an organic reaction, unless they're defending Elon personally.

      This is another expensive marketing gimmick nevertheless, and I'm struggling to see the value of it, especially when Tesla is not doing that well.

      • tootie 3 hours ago ago

        Nice compared to the biggest flop of the century? Sure. I'd still instantly judge anyone driving this as an asshole.

        • slop 3 hours ago ago

          I would guess they're less of an asshole than someone driving a cybertruck, though.

    • lelandfe 3 hours ago ago

      Still waiting for the underground maglev highways and buses, coming any day now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j70GvgXt-lE

    • joenot443 3 hours ago ago

      Which accounts posting in this thread do you think are bots?

  • danielovichdk 3 hours ago ago

    Wouldn't drive a Tesla if it was given to me.

    European or Japanese cars all day.

  • shadowtree 9 hours ago ago

    Can we get the original Dropbox hater guy to comment here too?

    What has HN become - just endless anti-tech hate, downstream from idiotic TikTok politics.

    Is it the moderation system that amplifies this nonsense here?

    If those cold-air thrusters are getting commoditized, the real discussion here should be around what could be built around them. How to HACK them.

    Reddit exists for this other nonsense pile on.

    • throwaway85825 9 hours ago ago

      I'll bite. What do you see as applications of for commodity cold gas thrusters? Excluding rockets.

      • shadowtree 8 hours ago ago

        Rapid adjustment of drone flighpaths with micro-thrusts? Getting interceptors out of tubes faster without explosions/temps/fumes? Anything where rocket propellant, heat is a problem?

        Breaking, emergency braking in trucks? Kind of like reverse thrust in airplanes.

        • throwaway85825 43 minutes ago ago

          1. No rockets

          Drones are extremely weight sensitive. Adding a heavy thruster would massively eat into the payload.

          Trucks are also weight limited by the 80k rule. Brakes are far superior.

    • mvdwoord 9 hours ago ago

      More important to signal that they think Elon is a nazi, apparently.

      • orwin 8 hours ago ago

        (i do not think he's a nazi, I think he is an edge lord who dogwhistle to Nazis to look 'cool'. Which honestly is fine for a teenager influencer, but should stop once you're 25)

    • sidibe 9 hours ago ago

      > just endless anti-tech hate, downstream from idiotic TikTok politics.

      The hate and politics obsession of the people you're complaining about on here pales in comparison to the guy doing this presentation. He is doing it 24/7 I'm not even sure he sleeps he is so engaged in it.

  • rvz 17 hours ago ago

    At least this is a break from all the bullshit AI agent garbage posted on this site.

    Almost all the comments here are just the most generically negative I have ever seen on HN, with just general grumpiness everywhere.

    This car is an incredible engineering achievement and a completely unexpected reveal.

  • tdhz77 19 hours ago ago

    Ai slop on a billion dollar company should tell you everything you know about how we are doomed by this ai experiment

  • anentropic 3 hours ago ago

    it's be more impressive if it wasn't so pointless

  • LogicFailsMe 2 hours ago ago

    IMO reinforcement learning on par with teaching quadcopters to do weird things.

    But the real question: does the roadster come with SpaceX thrusters? If so, they have my attention. Otherwise, boring, even more boring than the boring company. False advertising too. People need to demand that SpaceX thrusters are now an option if only to reboot the Dukes of Hazzard except with a smart car.

    Edit: Hi there Elon fanboys! Hope that all meat diet is working out for you. Have you considered taking up smoking knowing full well that AI will cure cancer?

  • skrellm 15 hours ago ago

    Don't be fooled! This is AI generated slop.

    The car clearly does not have enough momentum to go on the ramp all the way upside-down, yet it miraculously does not fall.

    • cbeach 12 hours ago ago

      The car is not using momentum and centrifugal force to stay on the ramp. It has fans providing tons of downforce - so much downforce that it's able to stick to the road nearly completely inverted

  • moralestapia 20 hours ago ago

    Wow, this might be the most phenomenal tech demo I've ever watched.

    This is just amazing, congrats to everyone who worked on this.

    From an engineering pov, it must be the highlight of someone's life and a massive amount of fun to be able to work on a product like this.

  • FrustratedMonky 9 hours ago ago

    Was this real? I thought some wires were visible?

    • FrustratedMonky 6 hours ago ago

      Re-watching it, the wires are on the ramp. Part of the support of the loop.

  • ThalesX 20 hours ago ago

    Pretty big nothingburger. Production starts 2028 and honestly, the taunted feature... it's not a flying car, it's a jumping car. Do people actually want this for themselves? I'd wager the valuation would go down after this presentation.

    • iugtmkbdfil834 20 hours ago ago

      I never thought I would say this, but.. have you been like.. born 70 or something?

    • kingstnap 20 hours ago ago

      Bro the car literally jumped over a semi like its the TF2 soldier. Nothingburger???

      • ThalesX 19 hours ago ago

        OK sure. I don't have a lot of use cases in my day to day commute that would be better handled by this jumping over a semi like it's the TF2 soldier, hence, a big nothingburger.

      • emkoemko 17 hours ago ago

        yes its a nothing burger no one will be able to use this other then a few billionaires... just like that BYD car that can jump wtf are we doing? why do we need cars to jump... we need them to drive us from point a to b

        • misiti3780 6 hours ago ago

          teslas can do that already ... mostly without human intervention.

  • combobyte 20 hours ago ago

    > Our multi-mode fan and ground sealing system acts as a downforce generator, pulling air out from beneath the vehicle. This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

    Bullshit, no it can't.

    > Advanced cold-gas thrusters use all-electric actuators to offer precise thrust, completing micro adjustments within a fraction of a second. This helps stabilize the vehicle in flight.

    In flight? What? Did I miss the joke, or what? It's a fucking car... The image even shows it hovering off the ground. How is this not blatant false advertising?

    ETA: okay, skimmed some of the livestream. These is absolutely no way that any of these features will ever be part of a production model. People get serious whiplash injuries just from being rear-ended at low speed. What do they think is going to happen to the occupant when they tell their car to jump over a semi and do a fucking barrel roll? Seriously, what are we doing here?

    • gizajob 20 hours ago ago

      Amazing such instant expertise.

      Watch the video - the car jumps into the air. Not exactly flight or what we’d consider a flying car, but it’s careering through the air off the ground.

    • td521534f12 20 hours ago ago

      This isn't even the first car to demo holding and driving upside down using a ground effect fan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6LYcgaQ46c

    • blobbers 20 hours ago ago

      It's supposed to be funny. Or it's not? Really not sure.

    • rjsw 20 hours ago ago

      There is another car [1] with a fan to improve downforce.

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Murray_Automotive_T.50

    • teddy__d 20 hours ago ago

      Watch the livestream

    • foobazgt 20 hours ago ago

      > Bullshit, no it can't

      I mean, this isn't crazy. In fact, it's already been done. Ever heard of McMurtry? (https://mcmurtry.com/). They're notorious for exactly this - using fans to provide extreme downforce (urr... upforce if you're hanging upside down?).

      > In flight?

      Did you see the stunt where it literally flew over vehicles? I mean, maybe it's a bit closer to a controlled super-leap like the original Superman, but... yeah, my personal reaction to that was more "holy shit" than "well, that's not flying".

    • kulahan 20 hours ago ago

      If you scroll down on the page, it shows that the "rocket edition" is invite-only. Probably gonna sell it to a few friends in hopes that the 3-5 they make sell for millions down the road, so to speak.

    • gcanyon 19 hours ago ago

      >> Our multi-mode fan and ground sealing system acts as a downforce generator, pulling air out from beneath the vehicle. This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

      > Bullshit, no it can't.

      A proof of concept already exists:

      https://mcmurtry.com/upside-down-driving/

  • 7e 6 hours ago ago

    A car that can make you, your friends, and your family deaf. Amazing.

    • bigtunacan 6 hours ago ago

      That’s if it doesn’t kill you

  • croes 2 hours ago ago

    Unbelievable useless for the actual use of the car.

    • computerdork an hour ago ago

      Well, think you're only seeing the most splashy uses. For instance, at high speeds, could use the thrusters to first, increase acceleration and speed, and second, have them also able to do a bit of thrust vectoring to help push the car's tires on to the pavement for better traction. And then on turns, have thrusters firing to help push the car into the turn.

      Also, maybe the car is able to hover for short to medium distances, which for a military and offroad vehicles, could be very useful to cover all types of terrain

      • ncr100 an hour ago ago

        Literal "Neck Breaking" speeds.

        No human could survive this rocket-jump without a neck-brace.

    • Xirdus 2 hours ago ago

      May come in handy if someone blocked your car on a parking and you don't have time for the tow truck to arrive. Or when you're stuck on I-95 during a major snowstorm.

      • qzw 39 minutes ago ago

        It can only fly for a few seconds, no? Where are you going to land in a snow storm if the literal Interstate is impassable? Everywhere else would be worse.

        • Xirdus 4 minutes ago ago

          IIRC during the 2022 snowstorm, it was only impassable one way. Jumping over to the opposite side should be doable.

        • WalterBright 35 minutes ago ago

          Have you ever slid into a ditch? I have a couple times. It's a fair amount of work to get the car out of the ditch. With thrusters, you only need a couple seconds to get out of the ditch and back on the road.

    • madaxe_again 2 hours ago ago

      Yeah, I mean how are you even going to get a family of seven and a dog in there

    • GuB-42 2 hours ago ago

      Let's get real, the entire point of a roadster is to look cool and have good sensations. Try to beat that!

      If you want a sensible car, get a Toyota Corolla, or a Model Y if you want to stay with Tesla. They will get you to your destination just as well for cheaper and with more space for your stuff.

  • chirau 20 hours ago ago

    So Elon's entities are really using SI instead of AI? Interesting. Or was he the one who actually suggested the name change to POTUS?

  • ijustlovemath 20 hours ago ago

    Kind of disturbing how hard he's leaning into the futurism aesthetic here, given its history.

    • pastel8739 20 hours ago ago

      Tesla has been doing this for a while, having all their promo shots at night etc. The terafab announcement stuff has an especially dystopian vibe

  • maxnevermind 20 hours ago ago

    I guess robotaxi is failing? This is my only explanation of that jumping gimmick.

    • al_borland 18 hours ago ago

      The Robotaxi just started rolling out beyond Austin a few months ago. You think they threw together a flying car on a whim in a matter of weeks?

  • nullocator 18 hours ago ago

    I can't wait for some rich asshole going 120 mph to backflip their Tesla into my Outback on the interstate.

    • Glant 18 hours ago ago

      Don't worry, the first time they drive through a city the fans will suck up some trash and ruin the motors

  • Symmetry 6 hours ago ago

    After Elon almost died in 2000 when he lost control of his McClaren I wonder if the real reason for these thrusters isn't actually to recover when controlling this beast proves too much for the driver and it starts to spin out or accidentally launches into the air.

  • thallavajhula 3 hours ago ago

    The demo presentation was horrible.

    The somber music, darkness, 3 awkward people presenting it with 0 presentational skills. Just a random comparison - if Steve Jobs were to present this, he would've killed it. I was watching the demo, impressed by the car so much, but I couldn't help but feel irritated at how badly is was presented. The choice or music, lights, everything.

  • jonaustin 2 hours ago ago

    This is literally the richest man in the world going "We were promised flying cars!"

    And because he's the richest man in the world, he just does it for fun. Nerd Cool for sure! But given the state of the world, absolutely horrible..

    • perfmode 2 hours ago ago

      He may have done it to improve the optics of a potential Tesla–SpaceX merger.

  • smnplk an hour ago ago

    Yeah no thanks. I think I will stick to BYD and other reputable chineese brands for my EV needs. Safety is a thing for cars. Teslas were not the safest cars before and now they are adding gas thrusters, oh boy, what could possibly go wrong. I would not feel safe driving behind or infront of this car.