11 comments

  • analogpixel 12 hours ago ago

    Simple, add an Anime Girl that pretends to like you.

  • warumdarum 11 hours ago ago

    They botched the phone, thry botched AI, just overall so obsessed with themselves, they tend to forget the customers

    • x______________ 2 hours ago ago

      After some time in the industry, once you reach a certain amount of zeros in your revenue, the org mindset almost always changes from something of a survival state into messiah-mode where everything it does and produces must-be and will-be accepted as the next best thing since sliced bread, at no matter the cost.

      It's a human trait, Microsoft is not immune.

    • GuestFAUniverse 2 hours ago ago

      An ad free, minimal notification, calm design and thus _Pro_ like in (former times) _pro_fessional signature edition OS would be too simple.

      Instead we get a marketing platform. Because "growth"... whatever that means until (and after) the next bubble pops. Plus: that euphemistic /bubble/ is more like a puss and cancer ridden zombie needing constant life support. Keep the numbers high, yeah! Cheer the numbers!

      • warumdarum 2 hours ago ago

        Certainly has a cooperate socialist product feel too it..

    • nullable_bool 11 hours ago ago

      Remember when they tried banning the term "Microslop". Thats the type of delusion youre dealing with.

      • warumdarum 3 hours ago ago

        The operating system of the company is still : "win & bulldooze" while not honestly developing USPs that would bind customers to them

  • cyanydeez 14 hours ago ago

    "We forced all the employees into AI, and now apparently, our internal AI usage is high; this means this project will get high usage from general consumers."

    When your dogfood is really an opiate, you might have a problem.

    • Traubenfuchs 13 hours ago ago

      It‘s not an opiate, it‘s salvia divinorum or rather something even more awful like diphenhydramin.

      Psychonaut wiki:

      Notably, it is frequently reported to produce significant nausea and bodily discomfort ("body load"). Most people who try diphenhydramine do not report positive effects and do not wish to repeat the experience.

      It is generally considered to have low abuse potential due to its dysphoric effects.

  • CrzyLngPwd 13 hours ago ago

    Don't all businesses with AI want people addicted to it?

  • ChrisArchitect 12 hours ago ago