437 comments

  • alister 3 days ago ago

    I want to mention another infection happening at payment terminals and ATMs if you're using your credit card in a foreign country: You get a message saying "Would you like to pay in your own currency? Click [Accept] or [Decline]", and there's fine print that says there's a 12-15% currency conversion markup.

    To give a concrete example, if you're an American traveling in Brazil withdrawing cash from an ATM or buying something for BRL 500, you'll be presented with an option to pay BRL 500 or pay just US$110.58 in your own currency (with text saying conversion includes 15%).

    But the typical American (and Canadian) credit card adds at most 2.5% to the Visa or Mastercard exchange rate, which is at most 0.5% higher than the interbank rate. So basically by clicking the wrong button, you're paying an extra 12% to the payment processor. In the example above, your credit card would have charged you about US$99.04 had you declined the conversion, and saved you $10.

    I can't imagine a situation where it's to your benefit to accept the "conversion service" they're offering. I wonder if the payment processor is kicking back some of the profit back to the merchant because this swindle is spreading everywhere.

    The worst part is that a couple of people that I've tried to warn don't get it. They still think that they should pick US$ (or whatever their own currency is) because that's what their credit card uses.

    • nebster 3 days ago ago

      Some are even worse than this. When I was in Portugal, the machine said "Press (1) for GBP. Press (2) for EUR.", then on the next screen, after you select "(2) for EUR", it says "Rate will Apply. Please confirm. (1) Accept conversion (2) Reject Conversion". If you select "Accept conversion", it overrides your currency decision and you pay in GBP with their markup fee...

      It's a complete con...

      • BrandoElFollito 3 days ago ago

        Oh, that one is weird.

        I see this feature in Poland. The choice is clear. Or there is no choice and it is paid in local currency.

        • stavros 2 days ago ago

          I saw the same in an ATM in Greece. The first screen wanted me to let them convert the currency (at a 20% markup), I declined, and the second screen said "are you sure? You might be charged a lot" and had "accept" and "decline" where the small print said "do you want us to convert anyway?".

          It was really scammy and I almost fell for it.

        • lotsofpulp 3 days ago ago

          That one is not weird. There is an intent to deceive, so it is fraud.

    • SirMaster 3 days ago ago

      This happened to me, but it was the merchant that clicked it...

      I inserted my card, and then was reading the text and choice that popped up on the screen, and while I was reading it trying to decide which I should click, the merchant grabbed the scanner and clicked the accept...

      Of course I got a charge notification on my mobile app immediately and noticed that it was way higher than it should have been, so then I had to go back to them and get them to refund the transaction so we could do it again which took forever and a manager etc etc.

      • fxtentacle 2 days ago ago

        I've also learned that it is a good idea to physically put my hand around the payment thingy to make sure I am the one pressing the buttons.

    • tianqi 3 days ago ago

      Currency conversion is not only incredibly fraught with traps, but believe me, even for very intelligent and research-savvy individuals, if you're not a professional in this area, you'll struggle to see all the pitfalls and still fall for them. I don't consider myself stupid, but I spent several days seriously researching it, and ultimately, after being exploited by several new tricks, I gave up. I consider those losses as a part of travel expenses and avoid letting it amplify my losses, that ruining my travel. PayPal is even more blatant fraud. You never know how much money is left after a transfer or withdrawal until you're surprised, and then they'll say they mentioned it in some tens of thousands of words of agreement that they would deduct this amount.

    • paranoidrobot 2 days ago ago

      A few years ago I was checking out of a reasonably up-scale hotel in Barcelona early in the morning.

      They punch numbers into one of those wireless hand terminals. I tap my card, enter the pin and then before I can react to what the screen is now saying they've punched the 'Accept Conversion' button and submit it. By the time I realise what has happened, it's too late and has started printing the reciept.

      I insisted they reverse it and redo the transaction without that - the staff didn't understand and didn't care they'd cost me another 10-15%. It really adds up for a week long stay.

      • lowkj 2 days ago ago

        I once asked a cashier about this and they said it saved me money. They said representatives from the large national bank had done a presentation and noted how this is the best option for foreigners. I think they truly believe they are being helpful. Closest thing to legalized robbery.

      • OkGoDoIt a day ago ago

        I had the exact same thing happen to me at a hotel in China. I could not get the person at the checkin desk to understand the problem so I ended up having to just eat the extra cost. Very frustrating, it was not a small amount of money.

      • Panzer04 2 days ago ago

        What the fuck? Why are they tapping the terminal before you've confirmed the transaction?

        • jerlam 2 days ago ago

          In my experience, staff will do this if they are pressed for time, or when tourists don't know how to read or operate the payment systems and linger.

          • nerdsniper 2 days ago ago

            Well, it’s an unwise strategy to use on me if they’re feeling pressed for time. I will get enjoyment from putting my foot down for as long as is needed to reach a resolution.

            That’s a 20+ minute decision they just made to try to save a few seconds.

    • bigfatkitten 3 days ago ago

      PayPal does this too. They will offer to do the currency conversion at an outrageous rate. Not quite 15%, though always substantially more than Mastercard’s rate of the day.

      • tetris11 3 days ago ago

        Amazon does something like this too, though I'm not sure of the percent. I just know that every time I select to pay in dollars, any change in delivery options will select it back to pay in euros, where the bank is.

        I genuinely don't know if this is good or not, but the UIs insistence on reverting back to another currency after my initial selection leads me to believe that my initial selection hits them the hardest the most

        • account42 3 days ago ago

          Amazon.com does add a ~2% "currency conversion guarantee" fee when paying in EUR, on top of whatever conversion they use. I imagine that the average cost of that "service" to them is closer to 0%.

      • spicyjpeg 3 days ago ago

        The even worse part about PayPal is that they have a whole system of nonsensical fees to fall back to when you inevitably figure out how to evade the obvious ones. For instance, sidestepping their dynamic currency conversion by temporarily changing which currency they bill on your card (which by the way is rate limited to only a few times per month) will result in another "non-foreign transaction but with recipient in foreign country" fee appearing, covering the inherent costs of converting German US dollars to American US dollars or whatever. They will at least hide the fee from you for business transactions, but the merchant still has to pay it.

        • ornornor 3 days ago ago

          That’s 100% a US problem. Never had this issue in the EU, PayPal etc are obligated to offer the option to “just bill in transaction currency and let the card issuer handle conversion etc” without fees.

    • imp0cat 3 days ago ago

      Nowadays banks usually allow you to block DCC (dynamic currency conversion) and it is definitely worth it if you travel.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_currency_conversion

      • alister 3 days ago ago

        Thank you for telling me what it's called!

        On the positive side, it seems that Wise must block it because I never see the DCC "choice" when using a Wise card.

        As a negative point, I've noticed that AirBnB, which used to use reasonable conversion rates, has just recently started to use exorbitant currency conversion and not allow you to pay in the local currency of the country you're traveling to (so you can let your own credit card do the conversion at a lower rate). I.e., if you try to book a property in Brazil in BRL (literally clicking on the price to pay in BRL), the charge will nevertheless go through in USD (or whatever currency is your own) with AirBnb doing the conversion at the rate they choose.

        • londons_explore 3 days ago ago

          Aliexpress also shows prices in one currency but then refuses to take payment in that currency and does their own conversion with an unfavourable rate... Seems to be allowed with some combinations of delivery country and currency but not others.

          • netsharc 2 days ago ago

            I have a European currency (not Euro) and I think being charged their USD price is better than my local currency's.. I pay with Revolut and what Revolut charges me (taking my local currency and converting it to USD), is lower than what AliExpress would charge me if I had chosen to pay them in my currency.

        • direwolf20 3 days ago ago

          So they charge you for an amount different to advertised? Tell your bank. You might get a refund and at least they'll have the complaint on file so the next victim might get a refund. If enough people complain and AirBNB don't fix it, AirBNB gets banned from accepting cards.

      • odysseus 3 days ago ago

        Where do you block it? I don’t see an obvious option at any of my banks or that article.

        • imp0cat 3 days ago ago

          It is usually an option in your bank's app. It depends on the bank though, obviously. If it's not there, you have to be vigilant while using your card (always select the local currency when given the option).

          • shawabawa3 3 days ago ago

            I checked and it doesn't look like any UK banks have this option - at least I looked at about 5 different banks websites and all have pages suggesting you always select to pay in local currency but none of them have any information on disabling this behaviour

            Gemini confirms it's not a thing, and not really possible (the terminals just detect the country from the card number)

          • noname120 3 days ago ago

            I don’t know a single bank in Europe that provides this option

            Edit: Perplexity says this:

            > cards cannot block DCC offers because the merchant terminal identifies your card’s country of origin from the card number and offers DCC accordingly. Always manually decline at payment to let the card handle conversion at better rates

            • embe42 3 days ago ago

              My bank (mBank in Poland) has per card options for declining various types of transactions, among others: made using the magnetic strip, with DCC, with added ATM surcharges. The bank probably cannot disable the "service" offered by the terminal but seems to get enough information to be able to decline the transaction.

              • Symbiote 2 days ago ago

                A charge in zloty from outside Poland probably shows DCC has been used.

    • tiew9Vii 3 days ago ago

      Speaking of payment terminals.

      Payment terminals used to have good UX, they all clearly showed you the price when paying. Tills had displays with the price facing the customer which were clearly visible.

      Now traditional POS terminals have been replaced with tap and go devices by the latest fintech, non of them show the price to the customer by design. Instead you tap a small puck and you hope the price charged is the one asked only to find a transaction fee on top when later check your balance.

      It's a deliberate design choice to withhold showing the price on these devices. It's cheap to add a small LCD panel to them, the technology previously existed and still exists however the choice have been made not to.

      • willis936 3 days ago ago

        I was in awe of an old vending machine I saw in the Caribbean recently. I didn't want anything but I spent a few seconds just pushing buttons to check prices. The segmented display read out the price the very instant I touched the button for the item. There was no perceptible delay for a bloated software stack running on some cheap processor that waits for too many bits over a crappy cellular internet connection. Everything needed was right there, between the hard-coded logic and me.

      • jabroni_salad 2 days ago ago

        I think your retailer has misconfigured their setup. Everywhere I tap against a puck, it is also accompanied by a screen. The puck is always just a plugin module as opposed to being integrated on the terminal.

      • friendzis 3 days ago ago

        > Instead you tap a small puck and you hope the price charged is the one asked only to find a transaction fee on top when later check your balance.

        I'm sorry, but it's a mandatory knee-jerk response here: "Is this something I'm too European to undestand?"

        Even the the smallest, crappiest devices are required to have a line LCD to show the final price. Goes to show that consumer protection minimums do really set the bar for eventual exploitation.

    • bayindirh 3 days ago ago

      This was being asked as long as I remember (~15 years now?) but the conversion commissions were around 2%-5% at most. 15% is egregious.

      • einpoklum 3 days ago ago

        2% is already excessive and 5% is quite egregious.

        Plus, the point is that you're asked whether you'd like to pay more for something, where there is no benefit in it for you nor a public benefit etc.

      • alister 3 days ago ago

        At least in Brazil, it was very rare. In the last 3-4 years, it's almost every time you pay. And you have to grab and hold the payment terminal (especially if you're using tap / contactless payment) so the cashier or waiter, trying to be helpful, doesn't click the wrong button and cost you 15%.

        • londons_explore 3 days ago ago

          > trying to be helpful

          Some places they're insistent that you must do currency conversion or the payment won't work. Makes me think the merchant must be getting a chunk of that profit and telling their staff to accept the conversion...

          • bayindirh 3 days ago ago

            Another more benign reason possibly be the customer's card might be closed to different-currency transactions.

            For example, I can choose my bank to do the conversion at the time of purchase, or pay with that currency when the invoice comes.

          • fn-mote 2 days ago ago

            > Makes me think the merchant must be getting a chunk of that profit Yes, they are. (No reference handy.)

    • scott_w 3 days ago ago

      As others have said, currency conversion has been a well-known "scam" for as long as I can remember. I'm sure Martin Lewis has been talking about this since at least the early 2000s in some form.

    • BrandoElFollito 3 days ago ago

      The rule is always "pay with local currency"

      We have the same thing in Euroland

      • stavros 2 days ago ago

        Here in Greece it always asks "Euro or USD?". Most merchants know to press Euro, the rest ask me. I think I've maybe had one merchant press USD by accident in ten years or so.

      • account42 3 days ago ago

        Exactly, who has more incentive to rip you off, your bank or some random merchant/payment processor/local bank that you are probably never going to interact with again either way.

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    • wombat-man 3 days ago ago

      They seemed to have given up on this in some areas. I don't think they asked me this once during my visit to France in October. This included Paris and smaller towns.

    • MarceliusK 3 days ago ago

      The fact that people don't believe you when you explain it just shows how effective the framing is

    • account42 3 days ago ago

      When you think about it, it's just another "Tourist tax" of which are are many. Other times you just get quoted a different base price as a tourist vs. native - openly or not.

  • pronik 3 days ago ago

    An especially egregious case I've encountered was at Berlin train station.

    Normally in Germany, you've got those distinct card terminals with a display where you see your total before paying. Some of those have started nagging you for tips which you need to explicitely accept or decline first before tapping your card. Not in this case though: after you've ordered your food, they point you to the combined order/pay display and while you awe at the technology marvel of combining both, you tap your card on that and then you notice that 15% tip has been automatically included and charged. You needed to notice some small text and small buttons in the corner of that display beforehand and actively tap on "0%" or something before tapping your card. I'm already furious they've let this tip begging to be added to the card terminals, but charging tips without explicit consent should be completely illegal.

    • RestartKernel 3 days ago ago

      At Schiphol they offer tipping options to presumably prey on Americans, but the attendant physically reached over the counter to reject it after I ordered in (native) Dutch. Can't imagine how much trouble locals had been giving the shop before training staff like this.

      • mpeg 3 days ago ago

        Happens in Spain too, the card machine will sometimes have tip options but the waiter selects no tip if serving locals to avoid the annoyance

      • mk12 3 days ago ago

        I’ve seen Starbucks employees in the US do this often.

        • RestartKernel 3 days ago ago

          Isn't this directly taking money out of their own pocket, or are tips going to corporate?

          • jmward01 2 days ago ago

            What takes money out of their pockets is not paying a real wage for a real job. TIP destroys the value of a profession and when you don't think a profession is 'professional' you pay less for it. This is a terrible dark pattern at every level.

            • RestartKernel 2 days ago ago

              I am not arguing for tipping culture, but I question the incentive for rejecting a tip as a US Starbucks employee. I very much doubt that playing a part in desired society-wide change overcomes the immediate incentive of the tip itself.

              • samtheDamned 11 hours ago ago

                I don't go to starbucks personally but I've been to local ice cream shops, Cafes, fast food businesses, and others and this isn't too uncommon. I'd say it happens about 15% of the time? Its usually at places where tips aren't as expected anyways, but not always.

    • direwolf20 3 days ago ago

      It is illegal. They're counting on you to be too busy to sue them. That's why you only saw it in a train station. Ask your bank for a refund for the fraudulent transaction — you probably don't have enough evidence to prove it happened, but they'll still put the complaint on file.

      Lawsuits and chargebacks are about the only pressure businesses have not to scam you.

    • port11 3 days ago ago

      And wonderfully done in a city where people are usually paid a living wage, and even students don’t have to work for free (hi Belgium!)

    • nicbou 3 days ago ago

      I am pretty sure it is completely illegal.

      • account42 3 days ago ago

        Would the credit card company / bank let you dispute the charge? I imagine that's going to be difficult with a card present transaction.

        • axiolite 2 days ago ago

          If you purchased $50 worth of items and got charged $75, wouldn't you dispute it?

    • reaperducer 2 days ago ago

      An especially egregious case I've encountered was at Berlin train station.

      You must have been in Berlin, Wisconsin because we've been assured repeatedly on HN that the tipping plague thing is exclusively an American problem, and never ever happens in Eurosparkleponyland.

      Ditto for spam calls and texts.

      • pronik 16 hours ago ago

        The problem is that US is actively exporting all the plagues they call their own worldwide, so that tipping (the mandatory-on-the-card-terminal kind) is currently actively infecting Europe. Which you could have gathered by reading this very discussion.

    • MarceliusK 3 days ago ago

      And I think people don't mind tipping when they feel it's voluntary

    • missingdays 3 days ago ago

      I hate that the tipping culture is infecting Germany now

      • spinningarrow 3 days ago ago

        Tipping culture has been around in Germany for a long time, hasn’t it? It’s surprisingly common there

        • pronik 2 days ago ago

          It's not the tipping culture that's invading Germany, it's the "begging for tips" culture. The worst kind. You buy a piece of bread at the bakery over the counter, pay with card, the card reader is begging for tips. This is exceptionally out of the ordinary, but I'm afraid there is not enough explicit resistance and there is still too much "looking up to the USA" happening so that the society might accept this idiocy as normal some day.

        • majewsky 3 days ago ago

          (I'm German. This is my personal stance.)

          Charging a tip for to-go items is preposterous. When dining in, I will indeed tip, usually by rounding up to the next 5 or 10 euro increment for a group meal, or to the next 1 or 2 euro increment for single meals (e.g. during lunch hours near the office). But this is only if the service is actually good. If a restaurant makes me wait more than 30 minutes for a quick lunch, they will be paid exactly the amount posted on the menu.

        • Akronymus 2 days ago ago

          Mostly contained to tourist areas though. But AFAICT, it's been spreading recently.

        • missingdays 3 days ago ago

          Not to this extent

  • AnotherGoodName 3 days ago ago

    Ooooh do the one where hitting ‘payment’ on the app buys $25 of store credit by default rather than just paying and deducts the 9.64 from that credit.

    Then when you spend down the credit to $2 any attempt to buy something that costs more refills the credit.

    Starbucks app btw. You have to specifically pay with card on the payment screen to avoid buying credit and paying as above.

    • ipnon 3 days ago ago

      This is called a float business in finance. Starbucks has more than a billion dollars in unredeemed balances, and they make ~$200 million per year in interest with this cash. They're basically a bank with a coffee shop side hustle.

      • hakfoo 3 days ago ago

        How are they getting 20% on a deposit that presumably could be called up at any time, and how can I get in on it when the stupid "High Yield" accounts I can find top out at around 4%?

        • fsckboy 3 days ago ago

          large businesses have large cash borrowing needs. if they borrow for free from their customers, it reduces the other borrowing they would need to do, so the rate to use is not what interest rate is available to you, but rather how much interest that Starbucks would need to pay for loans that size. Furthermore, whereas dividends are taxed twice (once as profit for the company and again as regular income to the shareholder), interest is a tax deduction to the company (which decreases their taxable profits) and for a percentage of debtholders that interest income is also taxed advantageously.

          probably doesn't come up to 20% (unless Starbucks is in junk bond territory) but it's higher than the investment rate of 4% that you're quoting.

        • quacksilver 3 days ago ago

          Do they include expiring credit in that figure?

          Most of the time they have a buried clause that says that you forfeit all of your credit or get charged an inactivity fee if there have been no account transactions or no credit added for 12 or 18 months. Same reason why you should never buy gift cards.

          • kimos 3 days ago ago

            This may apply in the US but not everywhere. In Canada it is illegal to expire and take back money on gift cards.

            So they can keep collecting interest on it forever, but they have to keep the balance for you indefinitely.

            • OkGoDoIt a day ago ago

              I’ve seen gift cards work around this by charging a “monthly maintenance fee” after a year of inactivity.

            • reaperducer 2 days ago ago

              The U.S. as well.

              By law, gift cards never expire.

              Unfortunately, I have several gift cards I didn't use before the store expired.

        • abustamam 3 days ago ago

          They may buy bonds or something like that.

          • RexM 3 days ago ago

            For a 20% return in a year?

            The numbers given have to be incorrect.

            • abustamam 3 days ago ago

              Oh yeah I wasn't taking OPs number at face value

            • chii 3 days ago ago

              probably 2%, not 20%.

          • deaux 3 days ago ago

            Yielding a yearly 20%?

            • williamdclt 3 days ago ago

              If anyone knows of _any_ investment yielding a yearly 20% reliably, I'd certainly be interested. If Starbucks figured that out, I don't know why they're bothering making coffee.

      • deathanatos 3 days ago ago

        A quick Google suggests in 2016 it was $1.17B, and earned $21M, or 1.79%.

        (via https://www.amminvest.com/starbucks-sbux-float/ )

        • sunrunner 3 days ago ago

          I mean I’d love to have a free $21M a year, but if you’re already Starbucks then somehow it feels like pocket change compared to your actual earnings and would question if it was worth the effort.

          • foepys 3 days ago ago

            But they also have over a billion cash at hand. I imagine at that scale and customers being private, the amount is pretty stable and Starbucks can just do whatever with this since it's extremely unlikely that customers demand all their money back at once.

            • awesome_dude 3 days ago ago

              Sorry, can they (customers) demand it back?

              I mean, once Starbucks have it, then the customers get it back via product (that has a margin included), or just leave it forever (free money!)

              I have a firm "No vouchers" rule because of this, the vouchers in my part of the world inexplicably "expire" if not used within a certain amount of time, cannot be redeemed for cash, and will not be honoured if the business goes belly up

              • consp 3 days ago ago

                According the laws here they have to. Doesn't mean they won't make it difficult. And it needs to be in a separate account and business (to avoid it being drawn into a bankruptcy). Not that this has ever stopped businesses from abusing it anyway. I doubt this voucher option is available in the Dutch app because of this but I didn't bother to check.

          • TylerE 3 days ago ago

            That was actually a bad year, as that "free" $21 million represented a loss of about $30 million. $1.17 billion on Jan 1st 2016 is equivalent to $1.22 billion a year later due to inflation. So they would have had to generate $50 million just to break even in actual buying power terms.

            • sunrunner 3 days ago ago

              Is that based on not investing that $21 million or am I misreading something about how that money was or wasn't used?

              • deathanatos 3 days ago ago

                No, they're saying that inflation that year was 4.3% ($1.22B / $1.17B¹) If you're only making 1.8% in investing it, you're not beating inflation, and your money, though nominally growing (number is going up), is decreasing in its real value (amount of stuff the money gets is going down).

                (¹I think this is too high; BLS thinks inflation over 2016 was 2.5%. But their core point still stands: interest earned was below inflation.)

                • TylerE 2 days ago ago

                  I used the CPI

      • gcau 3 days ago ago

        If they're intentionally causing the customer to have an unspendable balance, knowing that it's making them $200m/yr, how is that not fraud (or some kind of crime)? I'd expect atleast CA would do something about it.

        • ipnon 3 days ago ago

          Customers agree to this when they accept the terms of the app. This is also how a debit or savings account at any bank works. Both businesses have sophisticated models to determine how and when customers are likely to make withdrawals, and based on these models they lend out the money based on acceptable risk criteria.

          • sunrunner 3 days ago ago

            Even if it is in the T&Cs, this one feels like it wouldn’t actually hold up?

            Expecting people to read those for most simple sign ups is already a high baseline, and Starbucks is not technically a banks and offers no consumer protections (FSCS or other), so that feels knowingly misleading, even if the total balances held are small per customer.

            IANAL, of course.

    • nayuki 3 days ago ago

      Toronto Parking Authority is guilty of this. If you pay at a terminal on the street, then you're charged the exact amount needed for your parking session. If you pay using the mobile app, then it charges your credit card in increments of $20, requires your mobile phone number as an account identifier, and keeps track of your remaining monetary balance.

      • BolsunBacset 3 days ago ago

        The only saving grace here is that it goes to the municipality at least

    • appplication 3 days ago ago

      This is how a lot of transit cards work, unfortunately.

      • consp 3 days ago ago

        Most of those (used to) work offline too, as long as there was money on the card. Not something an online payment system or app needs to deal with.

      • chii 3 days ago ago

        if i recall, in singapore, the transit card costs are refundable.

        I think that's the only place i've seen it refundable.

        • jsmith99 3 days ago ago

          London oyster cards also offer a refund of your pay as you go balance.

          • hdgvhicv 3 days ago ago

            I suspect most people just use contactless nowadays, Especially infrequent visitors.

            • williamdclt 3 days ago ago

              > Especially infrequent visitors

              I don't know a single resident who uses oyster (maybe kids? Dunno, I don't have kids in my social circle), infrequent visitors are actually the only ones I've seen using oyster and that's because they thought that was the only way to use transport

              • Symbiote 2 days ago ago

                Many, many people use Oyster cards for monthly or annual passes.

        • shiroiuma 3 days ago ago

          They're refundable in Japan too.

    • reactordev 3 days ago ago

      I've been trapped for 15 years!

    • MarceliusK 3 days ago ago

      At minimum, the default should be "pay exact amount"

    • disillusioned 3 days ago ago

      Einstein's Bagels does this asinine shit, too, like I want to bank with a fucking mediocre bagel joint.

    • gib444 3 days ago ago

      That is wild

  • mystifyingpoi 3 days ago ago

    All these silly excuses people make: "I tip when the service is good", "I tip when conversation with bartender is engaging", "I tip when the server runs around me in circles, I count the circles and convert it with an exchange rate of $2/circle". Wow.

    I'm from EU, so ymmw. I simply don't tip. Why? Because I don't have to. And if I don't have to, then I don't. It is that simple.

    • bambax 3 days ago ago

      Yes but here in France where service is included and tipping is never compulsory (or expected), payment terminals are appearing where you need to select the tip before typing your code. This is usually shoved in your face by the waiter at touristy places, and they're watching you.

      Don't fall for it though! Just select "no tip" or "0" like in this game and you're good.

      • BrandoElFollito 3 days ago ago

        Exactly. Only by selecting 0 this will put pressure to get rid of it

        I saw this in two restaurants already and I am pissed

        • londons_explore 3 days ago ago

          It won't though. A screen on the card terminal is free - if just 1% of people misclick the button and pay a tip, the company still wins.

          • Wowfunhappy 3 days ago ago

            A restaurant is fundamentally selling an experience. These screens do not improve the experience. Therefore, they have some cost to the business. The question is whether the cost is recuperated.

            • majewsky 3 days ago ago

              Doesn't matter in touristy places though, because you don't rely on repeat customers.

          • BrandoElFollito 3 days ago ago

            > A screen on the card terminal is free

            ... consulting companies developing the terminal entered the chat ...

            (just kidding, I agree with you)

        • direwolf20 3 days ago ago

          This is no pressure. You can exert pressure by saying that you are cancelling the transaction because of the tipping screen and you'll eat somewhere else.

          • BrandoElFollito 3 days ago ago

            This is too late, at that stage you have already eaten. I am not sure if they appreciate if you give them the food back.

            • basilikum 3 days ago ago

              You could tell them that you are very happy to pay them the price they printed on the menu and that they can present you with a payment terminal charging exactly that price, but that you will not do that job for them. Basically make the waiter select the 0% option.

              But in the end you'll only annoy the waiter and not the owner of the restaurant who is actually running the tipping scam.

            • account42 3 days ago ago

              At least in that case you can safely select a 0 tip. It's worse when you pay up front and have to worry about a lower than expected tip resulting in some kind of retribution from the staff.

          • bambax 3 days ago ago

            Yeah that's not possible. When you're presented with the terminal the food is already in your system.

            Or maybe you can be like our former Ministry of Culture, Jack Lang, who just resigned from a prestigious, if useless, post in the wake of the Epstein scandal. It was revealed that he never paid for anything in his 60+ years of public "service", always leaving restaurants, hotels, etc. without footing the bill.

            For you and me, this would be called stealing and would eventually land us in jail. But if you're a minister in France it's called "living like a prince" and being "a little stingy".

      • dkarbayev 2 days ago ago

        I was extorted 15% tips in Paris in a restaurant with shitty food not too far away from the Eiffel Tower. Unfortunately, I didn't have roaming package at the time so I couldn't check that place's rating on Google Maps before ordering food. Turns out, there were lots of complaints about their service. In retrospective, I should have probably called police when they were actively insisting that 20% tips are mandatory and after like 5 minutes of arguing they "kindly" agreed to lower it to 15%.

        • shiroiuma 8 hours ago ago

          You don't need a "roaming package": just buy an eSIM from one of many online services like AloSIM or Airalo.

    • tamimio 3 days ago ago

      I don’t tip either, simply because the work done wasn’t worth tipping. The only time I tipped was in a 7 stars restaurant, and the waitresses were up to their names, literally standing and waiting by our table changing utensils and plates and filling the drinks. North America tipping “culture” is out of control, I remember picking up some street food and the guy asked for a tip.. Most restaurants nowadays buy the food from costco, machines do most of the cooking, and the waitress job can be literally replaced by a robot, it’s just a scam and it should be illegal actually.

      • blks 3 days ago ago

        The actual scam is that restaurants can and do pay wait staff below minimum wage (like 2-3$), because it’s explicitly allowed, with expectation that the rest comes from tips. So not tipping in USA may in some cases be an asshole move.

        • RegnisGnaw 3 days ago ago

          They legally cannot. If the average wage per hours including tips is under the Federal minimum wage in a pay period, the company must top up so that the wage per hour is the Federal minimum wage.

          • AngryData 2 days ago ago

            Well wage theft in the US dwarfs all other forms of theft combined.

            But also actually demanding those wages if you dont get enough tip money is a great way for them to get fired. And if they are that poor to work in those conditions they will have a hard time scraping the money to go to court to get an unlawful dismissal case.

            • FireBeyond 2 days ago ago

              Wage theft sucks.

              But servers are the only industry where they demand we the consumer take care of the problem because they're unwilling to do so themselves:

              "Hard time scraping the money to go to court"? You don't go to court, you go to the DOL with your documentation.

              "If you don't tip I have to pay/pay taxes to serve you" - no, you don't. The IRS assumes that you get a certain amount of tips. If you document that you got less, then guess what, they tax you on that.

              Know why servers don't like to do that? Because the IRS assumption is that the average tip is 8%. What proportion of a server's customers do we think don't tip versus those who tip more than 8%?

              "That's a lot of work" No. IRS Form 4070 (https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-prior/f4070--2005.pdf) charitably takes less than five minutes a month to fill out.

              "I'll get fired". Sure. That's a risk, I admit, and easy for me to say "You need to risk something". Inertia is a powerful thing. How many servers getting fired for fighting wage theft is enough to make a restaurant start to have problems?

        • direwolf20 3 days ago ago

          Tipping is one of those Moloch coordination problems where if everyone would suddenly decide to make the world better at the same time, it would be, but if only a few people try to make the world better, it gets worse and they're assholes.

          https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/07/30/meditations-on-moloch/

          • account42 3 days ago ago

            It's really not a binary situation where you'd ever see $2 wages with no tips though. If less people tip then the effective real minimum wage will gradually increase to compensate - either because laws are updated or because the restaurant has to compete with other better paying job opportunities. Sure some waiters may get upset when someone doesn't tip, but that is just that - them getting upset - and not the client being an asshole.

            • blks 2 days ago ago

              This will hurt people in the moment, people who sometimes are few dollars away from not making rent or buying enough food.

              And as other commenter correctly pointed out, by the federal law of hour wage plus tips is below federal minimum wage, the restaurant must pay extra to reach the minimum wage. So if we assume that restaurants actually follow this law, wait staff will be kept at poverty wage 7.25/hr.

        • PopAlongKid 3 days ago ago

          >pay wait staff below minimum wage (like 2-3$), because it’s explicitly allowed

          Not in all U.S. states, for example California.

        • janandonly 3 days ago ago

          I remember dining out one time. In Philly, if memory serves me?

          Anyways I remember the hamburger place because they didn’t ask for, or even allowed us, to tip. The price was all-in.

          It’s a breath of fresh air! More restaurants should advertise with this feature.

        • account42 3 days ago ago

          Wait staff can lobby to change that if they want. Or just get a different job and let supply and demand sort out the wages for the remaining waiters.

          • NietzscheanNull 3 days ago ago

            You can't be serious. We're discussing a class of people making sub-minimum wages, barely scraping by to afford rent and groceries (much less any childcare or medical expenses), and your suggestion is "lobby to change that" or "just get a different job"?

            As someone who has previously worked for that wage and finally did "get a different job," there was no "just" about it. I had the support of well-off family who were willing to significantly contribute to my education and living situation, and it still took years of hard toil (all while being nearly destitute) before ever achieving anything resembling financial stability. That was not (and likely never will be) an option for 90-95% of the people I worked with in the food-service industry. There is absolutely no justification (beyond abject greed) for that type of poverty wage, and it's the responsibility of everyone in our society to prevent that type of exploitation of the vulnerable, precisely because they cannot afford to "lobby to change that" and often can't "get a different job" outside of the same industry.

      • williamdclt 3 days ago ago

        > the waitresses were up to their names, literally standing and waiting by our table changing utensils and plates and filling the drinks

        FWIW, this sounds like a deeply unpleasant experience to me

      • dspillett 3 days ago ago

        > and the waitresses were up to their names, literally standing and waiting by our table

        I hate that. My old boss would book us into 5* places when we travelled for work and his wife was also there. People standing over me just felt “ick”. Like when the security guard decides to fallow you around the supermarket! (the latter has only happened a couple of times that I've noticed, when it did I made a point of spending much longer than I otherwise would meandering back & forth, and gave them a grin on my way out after paying…)

        • roryirvine 3 days ago ago

          It's usually pretty discreet - they'll stay out of your line of sight and, if they're doing it right, you should barely notice them stepping in to top up your wine, etc.

          Not sure what star rating system you're going by (Michelin only goes up to 3), but I'd expect that level of service even at 1* restaurants.

          • dspillett 3 days ago ago

            I'm meaning hotel (and therefore the bars/other within them) ratings rather than restaurant stars.

            Maybe years living in a somewhat ropey town and having to be careful in alley-ways and tree covered areas has tuned me to be extra sensitive to people trying to stay out of line of sight…

      • hypercube33 3 days ago ago

        One of the things not discussed here is that for many wait staff wages are far lower than our pathetic minimum wage (USA) so these people tend to make sub poverty to start with on the promise of tips.

        I do agree though that the whole culture was broken before and now with payment kiosks asking for tips everywhere it's absurd.

    • j1elo 3 days ago ago

      Little known (apparently) thing from Spain is that our tips are not proportional. I see percentages everywhere when going out... 10% here, 15% there, so the quantities seem outrageous to me. In Spain if you want you leave a 1€ or 2€ coin, maybe 3 or 4€ plus some other smaller coins if you are more than 2 people. But that's it.

      I've never seen a tip reaching 10€ in a restaurant, even in tables of 5+ people.

    • Markoff 3 days ago ago

      And imagine people bring their own drinks to restaurants in China (for big family lunch it can be even big plastic bags full of many bottles) and nobody even understand the concept of the tipping - why would you tip someone for doing their work and paying for the meal? One of the things I loved about China. They even come running after you if you forget your change.

      What I liked much less is smoking in the restaurants which happens in Beijing even in 2026 despite posters on the wall saying No smoking in Chinese and English and everyone is affraid to tell something to smoker. You would think after years of campaigning it will improve, but I don't see much improvement after visiting after many years.

    • MarceliusK 3 days ago ago

      The bigger issue, to me, is that the burden is on customers at all. That's what creates all this awkwardness and moral accounting in the first place

    • n4r9 3 days ago ago

      What's ymmw? Your mileage may waver?

      • kleiba 3 days ago ago

        > I'm from EU

        Now we know they mean Germany.

        • hocuspocus 3 days ago ago

          Funnily enough Germans do tip, for pretty average service compared to most European countries where waiters are expecting zero tips.

          • llamara 3 days ago ago

            Of course. After living in Germany I can say that if I has not been not insulted in the process and the staff did not glare at me like I'm interrupting their free time, then the service was already much better than average

      • ragazzina 3 days ago ago

        Your mileage may wario.

    • PlatoIsADisease 3 days ago ago

      The service in the US is significantly better than in Europe.

      You want to feel like a burden when you go out to eat, eat in Italy.

      In the US, the servers are dancing excited for you to be there.

      • hocuspocus 3 days ago ago

        Only if by better you mean annoying.

        I've always had good experiences in Italy even though I was a stupid tourist during peak season.

        • account42 3 days ago ago

          Agreed, not a fan of all the "is everything alright" and "can I get you anything else" and other "helpful" interruptions that many US waiters like to do.

      • CaptainZapp 3 days ago ago

        That's a matter of taste.

        I, for one, can't stand this fake chumminess you often experience in American restaurants.

    • hk__2 3 days ago ago

      You see these things in the EU too.

    • shiroiuma 8 hours ago ago

      >I'm from EU, so ymmw. I simply don't tip.

      I guess you've never been to Germany.

      Last time I was there (last year), I tried just giving small "trinkgeld" tips (round up to nearest Euro) and the servers were PISSED. I've never seen such rude service.

      So why do EU people always say there's no tipping in the EU? This clearly isn't true, at least not any more.

      When I traveled in the EU in the 2010s, it wasn't like this at all. WTF is going on over there?

    • gitowiec 3 days ago ago

      I'm also from EU. I tip only at restaurants, only 10% on average. The prices when recently up like 50% or so. So adding the tip on top of that is a hustle. And 10% on the higher price is also higher tip, so I am double assured I do good

      • Markoff 3 days ago ago

        here in Central Europe (SK/CZ) we never done percentage, we were just rounding up the sum, like 283 to 300, but even 292 would become 300, and if it's bill 300 then tough luck for waiter. But not sure what is the situation in recent years with card payments replacing cash, tips must been hit hard, also raising prices and people going to restaurants less and less doesn't help much.

        Personally I pretty much stopped going to restaurants completely during COVID when I was treated worse than dog - dogs allowed (to some places), unvaxxed not allowed to enter.

        • BrandoElFollito 3 days ago ago

          > unvwaxxed not allowed to enter

          This is the correct approach. If you are an asdhole for not caring about others but using the herd immunity znyway, this is the latest that can be done to show contempt.

          My wife is immunodepressed and cannot be vaccinated. She avoids plenty of places because shit people like this do not care.

          I once physically threw away someone sick and unvaccinated from a place for babies only that are not protected by the mother and too young to protect themselves. It was violent, I called the police afterwards myself.

          People don't be dicks with other people life.

          • account42 3 days ago ago

            Covid vaccines never prevented infection and transmission. If anything, out of the people I know the vaccinated got it much more often because they were more careless.

            • n4r9 3 days ago ago

              No one claimed it totally prevented infection or transmission. But it did significantly lower the rate.

            • BrandoElFollito 2 days ago ago

              Please stop stating idiocies and behave like a grown-up.

              Look at the numbers and you will see the drop in BOTH the number of infections, AND the transmissions (because of a reduced viral payload).

              These are sensibly larger than would be expected from natural herd immunity due to infections.

              Vaccines also greatly reduced the severity of the disease, when caught anyway.

              If you do not believe in science, treat this as a religion and do it anyway without thinking.

        • n4r9 3 days ago ago

          Whenever someone complains about being treated "worse than dogs" I have to wonder how they think dogs should be treated. To be fair, if dogs could catch COVID and pass it onto humans they'd likely have banned unvaccinated dogs as well.

      • wellf 3 days ago ago

        Inflation my man

    • mmustapic 3 days ago ago

      I also live in Europe and tip, specially if I know that the salary of the staff heavily depends on tips. Also, if the service wasn’t great, I also tip, maybe they weren’t having a good day, like when I’m not that productive some day at my coding job.

      If I ever find the system too unfair for the workers, then I won’t go to those restaurants anymore.

      • sorenjan 3 days ago ago

        > I also live in Europe and tip, specially if I know that the salary of the staff heavily depends on tips.

        > If I ever find the system too unfair for the workers, then I won’t go to those restaurants anymore.

        Sounds like you only tip once at each restaurant then? Not paying a reasonable salary to employees and assuming they'll beg customers for extra money to make up the difference seems unfair to me.

        • mmustapic 3 days ago ago

          I can't say if it's unfair or not. I would prefer every worker to get a decent salary, but no idea how they feel in countries where tipping is widespread like the US. But, if I go to a restaurant in the US, or, Argentina (where tipping is also a thing), then I'll tip, and consider the price of the food to be 10, 15 or 20% more expensive. Otherwise, I won't go, because then I am complicit with the exploitation of the workers.

          • account42 3 days ago ago

            The only reason they don't get a full salary is because people keep paying the difference with tips.

            • GetTheFacts 2 days ago ago

              Is that you, Mr. Pink?

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utksPm6KgjU [NSFW]

            • array_key_first 2 days ago ago

              Incorrect, the reason they don't get a full salary is because tipping is allowed.

              If you don't tip, the worker does not magically get a salary. How would they? No, they actually make less money.

              This whole "well if you think about not tipping is actually giving them more money" thing is the purest and most refined form of cope I've ever seen. It obviously doesn't work like that. Maybe if everyone did it. But you just doing it does nothing.

              You're 100% allowed to not tip. What you're NOT allowed to do is not tip and then somehow try to claim you're helping the worker. You're not. Like, objectively, you're not. That's just literally not true.

            • mmustapic 3 days ago ago

              No, it's because of crappy labor laws

              • account42 3 days ago ago

                Those laws are downstream from tipping culture.

                • mmustapic 3 days ago ago

                  Could be, but the way to fix it is with labor laws.

      • bjourne 3 days ago ago

        Then give your excess money to a homeless person or donate it to Amnesty. We don't want or need the "pressured to tip" culture here.

        • mmustapic 3 days ago ago

          No, homeless people should not live from tips, they should be helped by the government. I live in Belgium and tip because I'm used to (I'm from Argentina) and I know the staff is happy when I do it.

          • bjourne 3 days ago ago

            And restaurant workers should be paid by their employers. If the goal is to spread happiness then, again, the homeless person trumps the employee.

            • mmustapic 2 days ago ago

              And they are in Europe, thanks to strong labour laws!

    • hunterpayne 3 days ago ago

      Fine but a few things. 1) the service at restaurants and bars in Europe is terrible. 2) the employees at US restaurants and bars often make more money than people doing the same job in Europe. 3) it allows the folks with more money pay a larger share and those with less to pay a bit less.

      The problem with tipping is tipping in places which aren't restaurants and bars.

      • rb666 3 days ago ago

        The service in Europe is great in many many places. My experience with US service is that it feels very fake most of the time. Plus, staff having their own table/zone means you cannot ask any other waiter to help out cause "it's not their table". That's one of the many problems with this tip culture.

        I agree with the tiered pricing argument, but ehm, you know you are allowed to tip in Europe also right? If you are rich and feel benevolent, feel free to leave cash on the table. You don't need others to be forced into dark-pattern PIN machines or feel guilty for not paying more than the bill for that reason.

        • PlatoIsADisease 3 days ago ago

          >The service in Europe is great in many many places. My experience with US service is that it feels very fake most of the time. Plus, staff having their own table/zone means you cannot ask any other waiter to help out cause "it's not their table".

          I'm literally 0 for 3 on those claims. Not sure how you have such experiences. Maybe its a choice of words 'Many many' could be like 20 places out of 10,000. Maybe 'feels very fake' is something that isn't actually a problem, and might be a benefit, so I didn't notice it. And that last line about 'not their table'... I can't say I've ever experienced it.

      • Yizahi 3 days ago ago

        Service in restaurants in Europe is way better than in USA. I don't want waiter to ask me anything except taking the order. I don't want to be ushered away as soon as I finished eating. I usually do that anyway, but I want to choose so myself and have option to sit and talk with my friend or family sometimes. I don't want to give my credit card to a stranger, who will carry it to some back room without control. An finally I want to pay exactly what is advertised, without scam fees or blackmail "tips".

        • technothrasher 3 days ago ago

          > Service in restaurants in Europe is way better than in USA.

          Eh. Having eaten at plenty of restaurants all over the USA and Europe, they seem equally littered with both good and bad service. Understanding and adjusting to the culture of individual countries helps make your experiences better.

          • mrweasel 3 days ago ago

            Yes, this isn't a question about the US or Europe.

            Some of the absolute worst service I've received have been in the US, yet they ask for tips. I've also received some of the best service at a US restaurant, where the suggested tip was 10% and the prices where pretty low.

            The weirdest thing I've experience is the large number of staff in US coffee shops, compared to locally, yet basically not being able to order, and then having a suggested tip at 20%. I've encountered this a multiple locations, and different chains. Four people, one person takes the order, one makes the drink, one continuously mop the floor and the last person just stands around (manager?) You could significantly increase the base pay by getting rid of two of these people.

            • PlatoIsADisease 3 days ago ago

              I know a server and it very much has to do with the client base.

              The poor area? Bad tipping.

              Middle class? Depends on the person

              Upper middle class? Big bucks.

      • orwin 3 days ago ago

        I totally disagree. The only good service I've found in the US was in very small cities (Fayetteville WV is the only name I remember and probably the biggest one). It also seems like restaurants there don't take their bread from local bakeries, and all their food, even vegetables, even in 30+ dollar meals, are from a food distributor. Here, if I pay more than 20 euros for a meal, I expect that at least the vegetable aren't from Metro, and if I pay more than 30, it's for sure a local fisherman/butcher that provided the proteins.

    • FranklinJabar 3 days ago ago

      If I can't tip, I don't go out. Cuz I don't have to.

      Granted, I also don't go to the EU if I can avoid it, and most places I make so much more money than the locals I don't mind a bit extra for the worker.

      • j-krieger 2 days ago ago

        You are not entitled to money beyond what you list as prices

        • FranklinJabar a day ago ago

          Nobody is entitled to anything, of course. But you're a jackass if you knowingly exploit people. A "livable wage" is a legal concept and does not incorporate your wealth.

    • 47282847 3 days ago ago

      Did you ever work a job or were friends with people who did where tipping is a big part of the income?

      You make it sound like a general rule, but I don’t see how it is that “simple”. There are few things if any that you have to do in life. It’s all a decision and a tradeoff. Nobody forces you to breathe. Or to be friendly with your neighbors. Or a stranger.

      • sensanaty 3 days ago ago

        I worked in the service industry for a while and have literally never cared about tips, in the sense that the default expectation in 99% of cases is no tip and the rare time I got a tip it was a few euros extra at most. Of course, I didn't care because it actually paid an actual wage, vs the weird shit you yanks are up to.

        Hell, I know some people who have been working at restaurants as waiters for a long time now, and they live perfectly comfortably with 0 expectations around tips.

        I still don't tip, basically ever, my only exception is the rare time I get food delivered, because unlike a regular service job the apps don't pay a livable wage and the cut they take is gargantuan compared to what the drivers get.

      • trosi 3 days ago ago

        The "tips as compensation for your low salary" system exists only in the US and neighboring countries (Canada, Mexico) as far as I know.

        Now that they have started abusing it, it's even less defensible.

      • djvdq 3 days ago ago

        > Did you ever work a job or were friends with people who did where tipping is a big part of the income?

        In the EU people are paid fair salaries for their work, they don't have to beg for money from clients

      • anal_reactor 3 days ago ago

        Your point is valid because waiters earn more money when they have low salary and big tips than high salary but no tips. The problem is though, I simply don't care about how much waiters earn, just like waiters don't care about how much I earn. I will start tipping the day waiters start honestly caring about the software job market collapse.

      • kergonath 3 days ago ago

        > Did you ever work a job or were friends with people who did where tipping is a big part of the income?

        The friends of mine who worked in bars were paid living wage without tips. So no, no need.

      • ikornaselur 3 days ago ago

        Most of my friends worked restaurants or bars when I was younger, tips were something some tourists would sometimes do and it would generally go into a pot for throwing a party for the staff few times a year. I have never tipped or seen a local tip in my home country.

        Tips weren't a part of my friends income. The restaurant/bar paid them a salary.

      • account42 3 days ago ago

        You could make that excuse for any dark pattern.

  • aleph_minus_one 3 days ago ago

    I have a feeling that this HN submission is rather some test run which dark patterns work well on technically affine users. :-)

    Having the knowledge which dark patterns even work well for technically affine users while still being "socially acceptable" can be worth a lot of money to specific companies.

    • calvinmorrison 3 days ago ago

      In fact, odds on someone who was complicit in developing many of the dark patterns that have run billions of dollars from consumers is reading this from their phone, thinking they should go to bed so they can wake up to the acai bowl, cold plunge, and early retirement to hobbies in seattle.

      • ryandrake 3 days ago ago

        Exactly. We're doing this to ourselves. These horrible patterns are an HN reader's JIRA ticket next week, and they're going to happily implement them.

        • deaux 3 days ago ago

          Are you actually complicit in this or do you really feel such a part of the "tech community" that you truly consider it as a "we"?

          If the former, stop doing it right now and atone.

          If the latter, I don't think that's healthy, you have nothing to do with it unless you're at a FAANG or something.

    • bugbrained 3 days ago ago

      Are you using "affine" to mean "for which one has an affinity"? I have never heard that nor can I see that as a wide-spread definition. Just curious!

      • S3verin 3 days ago ago

        Maybe non native speaker, here in germany we often say "technisch affin" which means proficient with technology

        • umanwizard 3 days ago ago

          I’m a native English speaker and I have only ever heard “affine” as a technical term in mathematics, e.g. an affine transformation of vector spaces. I would have had no idea what it means outside of math.

          However, OP’s usage seems logical, so I wouldn’t be upset if it became popular!

        • aleph_minus_one 3 days ago ago

          > here in germany we often say "technisch affin" which means proficient with technology

          As a native German speaker, I indeed fell for this false friend. :-(

      • vonunov 3 days ago ago

        I was wondering. Maybe "refined", as a derivative of the verb?

      • sunrunner 3 days ago ago

        I think that poster is saying that here on HN posters typically preserve points, lines and parallelism. Rude, quite honestly.

    • tonymet 3 days ago ago

      The hosting provider is actually Clover POS and they are using this game to train their AI on which dark patterns yield the highest fee collections for Clover /jk

    • frameworkeGPU 3 days ago ago

      jfc new 'orthogonal' just dropped

  • sota_pop 3 days ago ago

    This reminds me of a gag voting simulation website from the early 2000s when BushJr was running for president against Al Gore. The (maybe flash?) game simulated voting, but when you tried to click, the buttons would “run away” from the cursor, or change size to avoid being clicked… dark patterns… always fun to “play against”.

    More recently though, I must say, YouTube has really jumped the shark in terms of perfecting their dark patterns/algo stickiness. I can’t even go to the site without immediately forgetting my original intent.

    • smilespray 3 days ago ago

      Also see The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror XIX, where Homer tries to vote for Obama using an electronic voting machine:

      https://youtu.be/47QZ6PoHl44

    • mrguyorama 3 days ago ago

      Yesterday I scrolled down the front page of my Youtube, and saw the "shorts" shelf. I clicked "Show me fewer shorts" like I have a hundred other times.

      I did something else for a few minutes, then I scrolled down another page or so.

      The shorts were right there again.

      Google is evil. Anyone still working for them is enabling this.

    • croisillon 3 days ago ago

      i'm old too and remember that, i believe it was javascript, not flash

  • O5vYtytb 3 days ago ago

    Buy me a coffee? Jokes on you I just practiced avoiding this.

    • bestouff 3 days ago ago

      "But me a coffee" should instantly loose the game forever.

    • icedrift 3 days ago ago

      I chortled when I choked an input and accidentally clicked that

  • presentation 3 days ago ago

    I like how at the end the author tries to get you to give him a tip with the buy me a coffee link

  • syntaxing 3 days ago ago

    I once went to go pick up takeout and they covered the no tip button with a sticker. I was so confused so I put in 10 cents because I could find the button at first. I stopped going to the place since.

  • qingcharles 3 days ago ago

    I help a blind friend order his groceries online from Walmart once a month. He's disabled and on food stamps (EBT/Link). The groceries are all taken care of, but the site always requests a $30 tip for the driver.

    I drop it down a bit and pay it on my credit card for him, but what's the right way to deal with this situation?

    • Jolter 3 days ago ago

      A 30$ tip? Does this company not give their drivers a wage, or something?

      • slumberlust 3 days ago ago

        Ironically, they do not. They are the largest employer of employees on welfare.

        • Jolter 2 days ago ago

          Should be illegal to pay someone less than the cost of living. The free labor ”market” has clearly not managed to solve the problem.

          (BYW that’s my proposed solution for the tipping problem, too, to stick to the topic.)

    • spjt 3 days ago ago

      Walmart InHome is $40/year and no tips.

      • pests 3 days ago ago

        Wow, that's not bad.

        "Walmart InHome is a premium service that delivers groceries and essentials directly into a customer's home (fridge/kitchen) or garage, using trained, vetted Walmart associates. As an add-on to Walmart+, it costs an additional $40/year (or $7/month) to provide unlimited, tip-free, and free-delivery-fee service."

        Can even do it when you aren't home.

        • mrguyorama 3 days ago ago

          My sister has run her Daycare company and family off this service for many years and has high praise for the service.

      • qingcharles 2 days ago ago

        Wow, thank you, I had no idea about this. Going to look into it. He has Walmart+ which you get for half price if you are on benefits, which also removes the regular $9.95 delivery fee.

    • UltraSane 3 days ago ago

      Man $30 can still buy a lot of food at Aldi

  • Zealotux 3 days ago ago

    Tipping culture is properly weird to me as an European, I probably tip much more than the average European and I still find these prompts obnoxious, and they're popping everywhere in Barcelona. No thank you, that's a part of the U.S. culture I certainly don't want to see imported over here.

  • 0xDEFACED 3 days ago ago

    is there a name for the phenomenon where a user immediately assumes the smallest and lowest contrast button on an interface is the option they want, before actually reading any of the words?

    • xeonmc 3 days ago ago

          Enter through the narrow gate, for the gate is wide and the road is easy that leads to destruction, and there are many who take it. For the gate is narrow and the road is hard that leads to life, and there are few who find it.
      
          [Matthew 7:13-14]
    • daemonologist 3 days ago ago

      I'm not aware of a specific term, another than just conditioning, but I am reminded of "banner blindness" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banner_blindness

      (I was definitely expecting a level to swap the contrast eventually as a trick.)

    • yard2010 3 days ago ago

      This reversed cta thing is what I've been evolved to do. Always look for the opposite of a cta button and click it. This reconciles with the fact the incentives have been off for the past few years or decades.

    • unglaublich 3 days ago ago

      I was waiting for the cases where they inverted this. That would really trick me. But it didn't happen in the few cases I tried.

    • dotancohen 3 days ago ago

      Being conditioned.

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    • shmeeed 3 days ago ago

      There should be one.

  • zippyman55 3 days ago ago

    Nice! I’ve started only tipping on fridays for coffee, etc. I’m a great tipper at restaurants But being hit up for a $5 tip for a $4 drink is way wrong. I’d tip you, but today is Thursday!

    • kstrauser 3 days ago ago

      I tip great at sit-down restaurants. I don't tip at fast food places, or carry-outs where they don't actually provide and service, or at the oil change place.

      Summary: if I didn't tip in a situation 10 years ago, I'm not going to start now.

      • kulahan 3 days ago ago

        I tip my barista and budtender a dollar every visit, personally. I love those people though. Restaurants get 20% unless they fuck up, then it's 15%, unless it was absolutely egregious.

        That's it. I cut my own hair.

        • bigstrat2003 3 days ago ago

          IMO restaurant tips (and other service businesses) are 15% by default, 20% if they do well, 10% if they do poorly. If they do especially poorly (like, completely ignoring the table for an hour while chatting with coworkers off to the side), they get $.02. If they do especially well, more than 20% (I've gone as high as 50% once).

          • elAhmo 3 days ago ago

            This mentality of doing 20% by default for something you already paid is what got us in this situation.

            People should be paid a living wage by default.

            • kulahan 3 days ago ago

              Once someone can tell me what, specifically, a living wage is, I imagine this will stop being the most annoying phrase on the planet.

              • Yizahi 3 days ago ago

                Do you tip your local cashier in the groceries store? Do you tip the bus driver who took you to work? Do you tip a bank clerk who processed your application? If no, then this is a living wage.

                Also not having "tips" prevents freeloaders from not paying taxes, which every other worker in the country pays fairly.

              • ebonnafoux 3 days ago ago

                There can be a lot of definition but I propose " a wage where you do not need to annoy your customer for tip".

          • rudolftheone 3 days ago ago

            You understand that you are PAYING EXTRA for the especially poor service?

        • kstrauser 3 days ago ago

          My barber earns his fat tip taming my unruly cowlicks. Barista and bartender? Definitely. Cashier at a convenience store? Oh hell no.

          • eclipticplane 3 days ago ago

            My barber earns his fat tip by being my therapist.

            • kstrauser 3 days ago ago

              I get it. That's worth the compensation.

        • Larrikin 3 days ago ago

          Have you taken into account that tips are no longer taxed and adjusted these arbitrary percentages?

          • PopAlongKid 3 days ago ago

            >tips are no longer taxed

            Tips (if reported) are always subject to 7.65% FICA tax. And there are several conditions that must be met before tips are excluded from federal (not necessarily state) income tax. (U.S. tax law). In short, many tips are still fully taxed despite false promises to the contrary.

        • hbs18 3 days ago ago

          As a European, I never understood why you'd tip automatically. I get that waiters are allowed to be paid less, but I don't see why that would be the customer's problem.

          • latexr 3 days ago ago

            I also don’t get the logic of tipping a percentage of the cost. Asking for several cheap beers is more work for the waiter than a single bottle of expensive wine, yet the latter earns them more?

          • kulahan 3 days ago ago

            Because it's part of our culture and it's an easy way to show appreciation. You don't have to do it anywhere. Waiters also explicitly aren't allowed to be paid less. They must make at LEAST minimum wage. If they don't make minimum after tips, their hourly rate is raised each paycheck to equal minimum wage. It's literally not the customer's problem. You should probably learn how things work here if you're that curious!

            • basilikum 3 days ago ago

              > Waiters also explicitly aren't allowed to be paid less. They must make at LEAST minimum wage. If they don't make minimum after tips, their hourly rate is raised each paycheck to equal minimum wage.

              That means they are allowed to be paid less than minimum wage. Wage is paid by the employer, not the employer's customer. If the employer can deduct the tips from the minimum wage, that explicitly means that they are allowed to pay tipped workers less and that tipping does not provide any additional income but instead only shifts the responsibility of paying people for their work to the customer. Tips are are nothing but gifts to the employer.

              > and it's an easy way to show appreciation.

              If something is socially expected simply as part of protocol and people only do it out of the social pressure not to deviate from the norm and be seen as assholes, then that is not appreciation.

              • kulahan 2 days ago ago

                I'm just explaining how people who: either don't think much about it or support it tend to view it. I'm not an apologist.

            • array_key_first 2 days ago ago

              7.25 is not a livable wage anywhere really, so even at 7.25 they would need tips to live. It really is the customers problem to pay them - their employers get off on 2.13 mostly, and 7.25 if they're extremely unlucky.

              And yes, I'm American. Of course it's culture, but more than that we want waiters to not starve to death so we tip. You can, of course, choose not to but I consider it an asshole move knowing what they're making.

            • Panda4 3 days ago ago

              Show my appreciation to what?

              • kulahan 2 days ago ago

                For their skill at accomplishing their job. Their jobs are primarily skill-based and customer-facing. A taxi driver who gets you where you want to go quickly and safely, a waiter who never lets your coffee cup get empty, a barber who makes you look... well dang, pretty nice!

            • Yizahi 3 days ago ago

              [flagged]

        • codazoda 3 days ago ago

          I also cut my own hair, but sometimes I’m lazy and just hit up the Barber shop.

          She charges me $15! I tip +$25 and it’s still a cheap haircut.

          My haircut has to be one of the simplest around, but 9 out of 10 stylists will leave me fixing it myself later. Once I paid $50+tip for the same cut at a swanky joint and STILL went home and fixed it. She doesn’t know what she’s worth.

      • IshKebab 3 days ago ago

        In the UK the sort-of rule is that you tip for 10% food if you pay after receiving it (and that's pretty much the only situation where anyone tips).

        It seems like since the pandemic even that is less expected though, which is nice.

        • roryirvine 3 days ago ago

          Taxis used to expect tips, black cab drivers often still do.

          People used to play this whole unpleasant game of saying "round it up to £30 if you do me a receipt", and the driver providing a fistful of blank receipts in return - almost as if expenses fiddling was less shameful than tipping.

          Thankfully, the likes of Uber and mandatory card payment terminals in cabs have ended all that.

          • Symbiote 2 days ago ago

            I think people also used to tip the postman, newspaper boy and binmen at Christmas.

            • roryirvine 2 days ago ago

              Oh, yeah. And I remember a columnist in one of the Sunday papers in the late 90s talking about tipping the butcher for the Christmas goose, but I think that was probably a bit of a "look how old-fashioned I am!" affectation even back then.

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    • umanwizard 3 days ago ago

      Where asks you for a $5 tip for a $4 drink? I’ve never seen anything like that.

      • zippyman55 3 days ago ago

        Ive totally seen it at local coffee shops in the Pacific Northwest. When I do see it, and if I’m in a tipping mood, I slide the other way.

    • Mr-Frog 3 days ago ago

      My current strategy for how much total I'll pay for a coffee is FlOOR(price+.50) + 1, which keeps the bill nice and clean and kicks some goodwill towards someone who makes less than 1/5th the average earnings of my coworkers.

      • foo12bar 3 days ago ago

        I'm going to charge you $1.50, then.

      • SoftTalker 3 days ago ago

        I make my own coffee. It's not hard.

        • cactusfrog 3 days ago ago

          Sometimes I want coffee before I make my coffee

          • wxre 3 days ago ago

            The trick is to prep your coffee machine the night before. I've only done it a few times, but it was very nice to wake up to that surprise.

      • IshKebab 3 days ago ago

        > kicks some goodwill towards someone who makes less than 1/5th the average earnings of my coworkers.

        The coffee shop owners? They're probably making a decent amount of money no?

        • SoftTalker 3 days ago ago

          Probably not. Food service is ruthlessly competitive and making a profit after paying for product, rent, utilities, labor, financing and/or franchise fees is easier said than done.

  • latexr 3 days ago ago

    Fun idea but gets boring when patterns repeat in seemingly random order. The timer also sucks a lot of the fun out of it and makes the game too easy, because the patterns can’t be dark enough. I just plowed through without ever even looking at the wrong options, because it was so obvious what the right one was.

    I’d much rather the game progressed in a fixed logical order and the choices became less obvious without a timer. In other words, I think this makes more sense as a puzzle game, not a reflexes game.

  • tedchs 3 days ago ago

    The "buy me a coffee" button at the end is :chefskiss:

  • _blk 3 days ago ago

    I was gonna tip the developer but it feels like losing now

    • rkomorn 3 days ago ago

      Intentionally and knowingly tipping is winning, no?

      Unless we start arguing that gratitude is a dark pattern.

  • fogzen 3 days ago ago

    It should be illegal to solicit tips when asking for payment.

    • Markoff 3 days ago ago

      Easier approach - make tips completely illegal as tax evasion or tax them higher than the meal, let's say 100% tax on tips.

      • Ekaros 3 days ago ago

        Treat them as bribes. Punish the one who gives one with fine(1% of income/net wealth) and one who takes with mandatory imprisonment. After that they will quickly go away.

  • throwaway2016a 3 days ago ago

    First I will say, I am very much against dark patterns and I believe servers should be paid a fair wage and not have to rely on tips.

    But until that I do tip for dine-in service. But I found the "buy me a coffee" link on the button of this to be much funnier / ironic than it probably should have been.

    It's also missing what I think is the worst dark pattern:

    Having no option not to tip at all. Instead requiring that the customer press "Custom" and manually entering "0.00"

  • jdlyga 2 days ago ago

    Besides payment kiosks having tipping on by default, I wonder how much of this is an indicator of inflation over the past 5 years. Businesses have dramatically broadened tipping on payment kiosks to avoid having to increase wages. "We'll still pay you 12 dollars an hour, but now you get tips!"

  • randycupertino 3 days ago ago
  • sourcegrift 3 days ago ago

    Great game. I squirmed at typing "no tips" the first time but second time was fine. I'm going to practice this a lot more to tonne down some (frequently abused) empathy

    • aitchnyu 3 days ago ago

      Yup, apply 93 kg more than an imperial ton on those thieves.

    • cindyllm 3 days ago ago

      [dead]

  • K0balt 3 days ago ago

    Now more than ever it is against your best interests to tip on any automated platform. The data collected will definitely be used against you in algorithmic pricing.

    These days it pays to aggressively demonstrate that you are price sensitive and will delay or cancel transactions at the slightest whiff of additional expense.

    I only ever tip off-platform or cash even if I pay with card. Also that helps to enable my gift to go only to the service provider. It fucks me on some platforms but I find that an acceptable cost to not get algorithmically spitroasted. Besides, it also helps to eliminate predatory platforms from my ecosystem.

    • dizzant 3 days ago ago

      Can an industry insider confirm this tracking? Interesting take, thank you. I hadn’t considered the privacy implications of tipping.

      • K0balt 13 hours ago ago

        I’m no industry insider, but tipping would seem to me to be a key indicator for discretionary spending, so a very valuable data point. I have no doubt that a dataset of 1m clients and their tipping patterns would be worth >500k per client (dataset user). A list of consistent, large or skimpy tippers significantly more. (Skimpy so as to know to target them with “deals”, big tippers for the upsell and value added advertising.

      • xplt 3 days ago ago

        E.g. Uber / UberEats offer lower fairs to drivers if the client is expected to tip higher. I'm not an insider, but it can be observed in the wild as discussed on Reddit.

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  • Markoff 3 days ago ago

    For X-Files fans who might be unfamiliar with the reboot, the reboot has actually one episode dedicated to this - S11E07 - Rm9sbG93ZXJz, Mulder/Scully don't want to tip the robotic self-service and are punished for it.

    Available to watch here: https://www.tvseries.video/series/the-x-files/season-11-epis...

  • Liftyee 3 days ago ago

    Actually doesn't make for a bad reaction time and processing game since you need to think fast and avoid distractions.

    Mobile offers a speed boost for taps but heavy nerf to text entry tasks.

  • bambax 3 days ago ago

    The most shocking part of the game is the price of goods! $14, $17 dollars for one meal to be eaten standing up? Wow. Here in Paris sandwiches cost between EUR 4 and 6 (usually 5), with a "menu" option that includes a can of soda and sometimes a "dessert" for 9-10. Anything above that would be considered extorsion.

    • benhurmarcel 3 days ago ago

      Right, at the same time the median salary for a full time job in the US is $5280/month, that €4450. In France it's €2183, half as much.

      • bambax 3 days ago ago

        Your user name being a reference to Coluche you're probably French? As a French you probably know these aren't exactly comparable. Yes, the US are probably richer than France per capita -- but not twice as much.

  • globular-toast 3 days ago ago

    I've considered going back to cash just to avoid these. The social convention used to be the seller writes a price and if the buyer can meet that price the deal is done. These abusive card machines have brought "tipping culture" to the UK and I hate it.

  • joshuaheard 3 days ago ago

    I had food delivered the other day and the suggested tip included tax and the delivery fee in it's calculation.

  • ryanmcbride 2 days ago ago

    Reminds me of the game Ad Attack from Neopets. Back when the plague on the internet was popup ads.

    Wild how we're back in popup hell now just like we were back then, even though the method for web popups is different now.

  • spaceman3 3 days ago ago

    Really nice game OP. Would you consider making a version of the game with no timer?

    I was thinking in sending this link to my family but probably the timer is really fast for them but I think they could used your app as "training" so they know how to spot a dark pattern in the future

  • olivierestsage 2 days ago ago

    The time limit accurately simulates the experience of being under the accusatory stare of the person who handed you the machine

  • tonymet 3 days ago ago

    The darkest patterns are fees that don’t exist . Like 300% tax fees and nightly parking when parking is free

    • sciencejerk 3 days ago ago

      Instacart has these, or at least it used to. You pay an annual membership, thinking that it gets you out of fees, but the FULL invoice (very hard to locate!) show a mysterious service fee of $3-6.

  • amarant 3 days ago ago

    Made me want to sing that classic song from the animated movie "sausage party"

    "Just the tip"

  • spjt 3 days ago ago

    I'm one of those cowards that always succumbs to the pressure and ends up tipping, but it bothers me enough that I just won't buy anything if I know I'm going to get asked. This is good training.

    • distances 3 days ago ago

      I've started using cash more again to avoid the question.

    • UltraSane 3 days ago ago

      It is fun to look them in the eye as you decline the tip.

  • tommica 3 days ago ago

    Got to round 8 - was too slow with the notifications popping up!

    How many of these are real dark patterns? The "new entry suddenly prepended to the list" one I have seen before.

  • ianboyko 2 days ago ago

    Tip-creep is still better than the alternative, which is denying customers the option to tip at all.

  • rspoerri 3 days ago ago

    I tried to tip OP 0$, but that wasn't possible.

  • hardlianotion 3 days ago ago

    Are all of these dark patterns seen in the wild? OR are some of these merely a dreadful warning of what may happen?

  • newsclues 3 days ago ago

    This is where I want a digital wallet on my phone with payment details that I control (no tip, lowest fee possible)

  • zzo38computer 2 days ago ago

    I always pay in cash, and I would want to know all of the prices (including tips, if any) ahead of time if I can (and also be able understand the prices).

    (My draft specification of Computer Payment File is intended to avoid many kind of dishonesty when paying by computer (it is not needed or useful when paying in cash), including this kind; one of the things it requires is that the buyer calculates the payment amount from the information (such as the catalog) that the seller provides; they cannot charge you any other amount of money.)

  • MarceliusK 3 days ago ago

    It's one thing to read about dark patterns, it's another to feel your cursor being baited in real time

  • lubitelpospat 3 days ago ago

    Are any of these illegal in the US or Canada?

    • gs17 3 days ago ago

      The one where the options move when you hover over them feels like it should be but might not actually be.

      • dotancohen 3 days ago ago

        Somebody had to invent it, and a lawmaker had to become aware of it, before a law could address it.

  • loeber 3 days ago ago

    "Hold to skip tip" was devilish.

  • chungy 3 days ago ago

    Are all these food items real? Some of them sound made up...

    and are these California prices? It's totally bonkers.

  • alvatar 3 days ago ago

    Should be mandatory training to obtain the ESTA permit to enter USA (even if just for transfers)

  • markussss 3 days ago ago

    The written price is the written price, and that's final. No tips.

  • ThrowawayTestr 3 days ago ago

    I enjoyed the restaurant names

  • wellf 3 days ago ago

    Damn I hit that coffee button and paid $100 tip. Expensive game.

  • matt123456789 3 days ago ago

    Hilarious. I lost it when it started asking who to fire.

  • brachkow 2 days ago ago

    I understand that US has a weird tipping culture which results in such UI.

    But these UI's are occasionally slipping into a countries where tipping is not expected.

    This leads to a strange situations like "transaction isn't approved by me because instead of ApplePay and walk away, I need to solve some quiz on a payment terminal or payment will not pass".

    Every time this happens, it annoys me a lot which affects my wish to visit this place again.

    • itopaloglu83 2 days ago ago

      At this point it’s more profitable for companies to just enforce tipping everywhere using the UI as an excuse. It’s a total ripoff especially at already expensive places.

      Even if a law was passed in the US to correct the minimum wage at restaurants etc. nothing will be resolved.

      Restaurants managed to outsource their wage problems to customers without raising their prices. Even with an adjusted minimum wage, people will say that it’s not enough.

  • kulahan 3 days ago ago

    This was cool, but I got to one where it would load after every button you click. That's fine, but then I "lost" because it simply wouldn't load a winnable option in time it seems. Maybe I was moving too fast and missed the real button, but I still didn't tip in the end, so eh.

    • MeetingsBrowser 3 days ago ago

      There is a small "skip tip" link below the button

  • zerof1l 3 days ago ago

    I hate the tipping culture in the USA and Germany. Instead of being an extra, it feels like an obligatory surcharge I have to pay just to receive the service, good or bad. I usually don’t return to restaurants or bars that nag for tips. In those few places that I like and visit regularly, I don’t give tips. Me being a regular customer brings them more revenue than any tip I’d give otherwise.

    Somehow, employers of these establishments convinced the staff that it's the customer’s fault that their wages are inadequate and that they should go after the customers to get the difference. I would much rather pay a higher price and not hear anything about the tips.

  • setnone 3 days ago ago

    Neat game! Is this called monetary abuse?

  • amelius 3 days ago ago

    How well would an LLM score at this?

  • kstrauser 3 days ago ago

    I hate every bit of this. Well done!

  • lordswork 3 days ago ago

    fun idea but a bit repetitive and boring.

  • tonymet 3 days ago ago

    PB 34 skips!

  • skrlet13 2 days ago ago

    I won hehe

  • modeless 3 days ago ago

    Now do one where you have to withdraw your card from the machine before it starts beeping obnoxiously at you but the screen keeps trying to trick you into withdrawing too early.

  • singularfutur 3 days ago ago

    Dark patterns are just polite robbery by corporations that realized psychological manipulation pays better than service. The grift is the product, not the bug.

  • theYipster 3 days ago ago

    Superb!

  • foo12bar 3 days ago ago

    Secret slow mode for us boomers: https://skipthe.tips/?debug=1

  • mikepurvis 3 days ago ago

    "buy me a coffee"

  • bibimsz 3 days ago ago

    lol, it got me to do 5% more on the first try.. i lost.

    souls-like

  • renato_shira 3 days ago ago

    [flagged]

    • anonymous908213 3 days ago ago

      Bot account. Last active with two posts in 2017, then started spamming today with the usual HN spambot formula. As usual, doing the weird thing that only the HN spambots do where it's almost always exactly three paragraphs of 1-2 sentences each. Not sure why they prompt for that formula but it makes it very easy to spot out. For me, I guess. This is voted to the top and the bot has over 50 karma so apparently most people are unable to detect LLM spam even when they make it as obvious as they possibly can.

      • charles_f 3 days ago ago

        As a master in commenting I would argue that this is quite smart. Indeed this might be a bot.

        Or maybe it's not, who knows? It's sometimes hard to tell with comments.

        It's just the times we live in, uncertainty is a given, most of the time we don't know. I guess we'll have to make do.

        • anonymous908213 3 days ago ago

          Gotta try harder than that. There's a certain length to their paragraphs as well, you can see from their post history the general shape of their messages that will cue you off that you're probably about to read spam before you've even read the first word. Also abundant LLMisms. Four "not X but Y" and three lists of three in only five sentences. The sheer density of LLMisms is absurd. Not to mention that vague sense of incoherency despite overall being a grammatically correct series of words. There are so many tells it's criminal people aren't catching it.

      • pierrec 3 days ago ago

        I would suggest sending this as an email to the mods instead of a reply, what you're doing is practically a bug report to the bot owner right now. The resulting discussion isn't super interesting either (IMO).

        • anonymous908213 3 days ago ago

          I am not signing up to a mini-moderator who has to e-mail dang 5 times a day. I want to not see these messages in the first place, and for that to be possible, the community needs to learn and be able to recognise this for themselves so this spam can be flagged and killed on sight.

          If the bot owner happens to waste their time reading the responses to the dozens of comments one of their many spambots made, and improves the bots as a result, so be it. They're already winning the war as it stands, not like things can get much worse. I'd like to at least try to make an effort to make things better.

          Maybe the actual answer is that I just need to stop using HN, though, since the spambots are taking over the site and yet people are more concerned with the people pointing that out than the actual problem.

          • dang 3 days ago ago

            Thanks - this was a good catch, and it makes steam come out my ears to see any account abusing HN like that.

            You don't have to email us, of course! But please understand that we're on the same side. We don't want to see HN overrun by generated comments (a form of spam) any more than you, or other users do. Remember that tomhow and I were avid users of HN for many years before we became mods.

            All: generated comments and bots aren't allowed here. https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que.... If you notice an account that appears to be consistently pattern-matching to this, and have a minute to let us know, we'd appreciate a heads-up at hn@ycombinator.com. We don't come close to seeing everything that gets posted here, but we do monitor the inbox closely (including fishing through the spam bin for real users) and we take these reports seriously.

            • basilikum 3 days ago ago

              As someone very engaged in reading HackerNews comments I observed that your comment and the comment you are replying to have that exact same format of three short paragraphs.

              The people behind these bots most certainly found that many engaging, authentic comments follow this clever pattern. It is also worth noting that such comments are remarkably digestible – due to their brevity and decomposition into even smaller logical and lexical parts – and swiftly read, requiring only a very short attention span and little intellectual investment from the reader.

              This makes me very curious about the statistics on how HackerNews comments are structured and how well different formats of comments perform in the community. I would be thrilled to dive into the data and might write a neat program to analyze this sharing the results with the community.

              • anonymous908213 2 days ago ago

                Incidentally, both comments were edited after the fact. Neither my nor Dang's comment were originally of this length but we both made edits that ended up there. I did notice the irony :)

              • dang 2 days ago ago

                The data you'd need for that is all available through both the HN Firebase API (which is a bit antiquated) and Algolia's HN Search API. If you find anything interesting, definitely let us know!

          • pierrec 3 days ago ago

            OK, I sent the email myself. You don't have to do it. Just once, not 5 times per day. Agree about community awareness, but I think emailing the mods is more effective than responding to one of the 1000 comments this account is making.

            • dang 3 days ago ago

              Thanks for doing that because I had no idea this was happening. I've banned the account now and flagkilled the 30+ comments they posted today.

              • em-bee 3 days ago ago
                • dang 2 days ago ago

                  Those were killed. What made you think they weren't?

                  • em-bee 2 days ago ago

                    i most certainly saw them as neither dead or flagged.

                    now i see three other comments as alive:

                    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46997839 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46996890 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46992786

                    i know they were flagged and dead before.

                    i can make a screenshot.

                    could those comments be reactivated because people vouch for them? or is there some kind of bug?

                    • dang 2 days ago ago

                      That's right—some users vouched for those 3 after we'd killed them.

                      That makes sense, because if you look at individual posts in isolation you might think they were unfairly killed. One needs to look at the posting history of the account as a whole to understand what the issue was.

                      (Btw, thanks for explaining the context in those other threads.)

                      • dredmorbius 18 hours ago ago

                        I've had repeated comment and email exchanges with you over the years over whether or not an explicit "killed" or "dead" indicator on accounts and their posts/comments should exist. I understand the reasons against this, and arguably they'd be more relevant in the case of detected bot accounts (the indicator would be yet more training data, assuming feedback training).

                        I've also been experimenting with my own indicators for specific accounts based on my own criteria and interactions which I've found useful (applied through my own HN tweaks). E.g., if I see an explicit mod note that an account has been banned, I can mark it as such myself, sparing confusion.

                        How HN can implement a Voight-Kampff test becomes an increasingly relevant question.... One of several HN needs to consider with increasing urgency.

                        (Three 'graph pattern ... is again noted...)

                        • em-bee 16 hours ago ago

                          more important than an indicator it would probably be useful to somehow disable vouching for a killed account. i don't know if it is possible to set the flag counter to some high number so that vouching simply has no effect or to an invalid number like -1

                          • dredmorbius 15 hours ago ago

                            That's antithetical to how HN has operated in the past. Vouching for deads is fair when the account is an actual human, and happens to post valid content. I do this occasionally myself (I read with "showdead" on), though not especially often.

                            See, e.g., <https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31525284> also the FAQ: <https://news.ycombinator.com/newsfaq.html#cvouch>.

                            Accounts killed for spamming AI content seem to me to violate that premise, and an unvouchable kill does seem appropriate, especially where it's not immediately evident to the casual reader that an account was killed for posting AI content.

                            I'm thinking of how I'd like to indicate such accounts myself, and am leaning toward adding a robot emogi via an ":after" CSS rule.

                            • em-bee 9 hours ago ago

                              i think we are actually agreeing. i am not talking about making kills unvouchable in general but i am suggesting how an unvouchable kill could be implemented without to much effort. the unvouchable kill should of course be only applied to appropriate cases, it's not meant to replace the regular kill.

                              • dredmorbius 8 hours ago ago

                                Yes, we are in agreement here. I was simply noting what HN's past policy and rationale have been.

                                LLMs change the calculus somewhat in making automated bot-posting far more viable. It's clearly already a problem. I suspect that moderation policies will have to adapt to this. There's also the fact that such a change would make AI-banned discernable from normal bans, in that AI-banned accounts would not have vouchable comments. If explicitly noting AI banning isn't adopted on the basis that this would provide information to either the AI or its operator of the fact / nature of the banning, the absence of a vouch option would reveal the fact regardless.

                                (A relatively small example of changes we'll see induced by LLMs in the larger world as well. Interesting times....)

                                • em-bee 6 hours ago ago

                                  my suggestion would not remove the vouch option, it would just make it ineffective. people using it would not notice. the system would still indicate that you vouched for a message.

      • ChadNauseam 3 days ago ago

        I just wish they would use bigger models. These ones always write stuff that makes no sense. Like it says "the same principle applies to mobile games" then describes a different principle

        • Rebelgecko 3 days ago ago

          There's some bots on HN who write much more coherently and get a decent # of upvotes. I was only able to catch one because the comment started with something along the lines of "Here's a smart response for a technical audience about _____"

          • nubg 3 days ago ago

            lmao, got a link?

            • Rebelgecko 2 days ago ago

              Sadly it was edited, but this comment used to be clearly responding to a prompt: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46805888

              • nubg 2 days ago ago

                @dang what was the original comment?

                • dang a day ago ago

                  I've lost the plot - what comment are you asking about?

                  (Btw, @dang usually doesn't work - it's better to email hn@ycombinator.com.)

      • hollerith 3 days ago ago

        Thanks. I upvoted one of its comments yesterday; i.e., it fooled me.

        • em-bee 3 days ago ago

          i saw a flagged comment and thought who the hell would flag that? it makes no sense. was going to vouch for it, but i always check the comment history which is where i noticed that all comments had a suspiciously similar pattern, and i found this thread.

          some indicator that an account is banned would be nice for those who have showdead active.

          one thing that is disturbing is that the comments of the bot are all lowercase. is that a bot feature now? are they doing that to appear less like a bot?

          do i have to change my style to avoid looking like a bot? or is changing my style going to make me look like a bot?

          i feel trapped.

          • anonymous908213 2 days ago ago

            No, most of the spambots use proper casing. Whoever is behind this does prompt different bots to generate output in different styles with the intent to appear more conversational/human, so each bot has its own "personality" and typing style. An example of another style here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46885996

      • nubg 3 days ago ago

        Any idea what the endgoal of such bots is?

        Karmafarming and then astroturfing?

        • anonymous908213 3 days ago ago

          Astroturfing seems to be the goal. I notice sometimes there are threads in which numerous of these bots converge to promote some dubious product being shilled.

      • mtoner23 3 days ago ago

        Do you check everyone's hn account history?

        • anonymous908213 3 days ago ago

          No, I check account history when the text is obviously LLM-generated. I mostly point it out because if I don't make it abundantly clear how obvious the spambot is by its behaviour, I will get people telling me that it could totally be a human and that I'm making a false accusation.

      • Bjartr 3 days ago ago

        Might be because while it's not high quality, it is ultimately a constructive comment. So this might be a case of https://xkcd.com/810/

        • anonymous908213 3 days ago ago

          I suppose 15 years ago it would not have been possible to predict how fucking irritating these comments could be. I would rather have the old spambots back at this point. Please, spambots, go back to trying to sell me penis enlargement pills, I beg of you.

        • juped 3 days ago ago

          Now this is a definite human comment, shoehorned in xkcd links are a huge human tell.

          • Bjartr 3 days ago ago

            Just doing my part

    • dunham 3 days ago ago

      I've got a local cafe that pre-selects a $3 tip on a $5 purchase.

      • Graziano_M 3 days ago ago

        I try to 'punish' for these and tip less than I would normally.

        • koolba 3 days ago ago

          At an airport once the coffee stand had a girl behind the counter that would just hand you an empty disposable cup. She didn’t even handle cash, it was card only using a self checkout POS system. And it still asked for a tip with the default of 20%.

          There should be a way to specify a negative tip.

          • nvader 3 days ago ago

            If you really want to make a deal out of it, you hand it back to the server and ask them to select 0 for you. Mention that you don't think the service deserves a tip, and that you resent being asked.

            If enough of us start doing this, it has a chance of applying some back pressure, although unfortunately that force acts through the poorly-paid checkout operator who doesn't directly have the option to influence decisions.

        • mmooss 3 days ago ago

          The server isn't the one who configured the UI, and probably needs the money. You're punishing the wrong person.

    • Wowfunhappy 3 days ago ago

      > it's that calculating a custom amount requires more effort than just tapping accept.

      0% is easy to calculate.

      • buzzerbetrayed 3 days ago ago

        Exactly this. Why are you tipping if you’re standing up?

  • nimz 3 days ago ago

    Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can serve food, I can drive a taxi, I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist.

    • b00ty4breakfast 3 days ago ago

      You definitely get the spit-coffee at the diner.

  • mmooss 3 days ago ago

    > Every checkout screen has become a guilt machine.

    Is bill-paying UI also a guilt machine? If you don't pay, you feel guilty! How about holding the door for elderly people? Going to your kid's event? Not running people over in the crosswalk? Saying please and thank you? Buying birthday presents? It's all so unfair - to me!

  • torstenv 3 days ago ago

    I assume that my tip benefits the people who provide the service (Starbucks employees, not Starbucks shareholders). I also assume that the employees' salaries are not “great.” I am satisfied with my income, so I have no problem tipping. I tip little when the service is not good and tip a lot when the service is excellent.

    • Mordisquitos 3 days ago ago

      > I assume that my tip benefits the people who provide the service (Starbucks employees, not Starbucks shareholders).

      > I also assume that the employees' salaries are not “great.”

      The employees' salaries not being “great” benefits the shareholders. How the shareholders get away with paying such low salaries is left as an exercise to the reader.

    • stbtrax 3 days ago ago

      yeah we all understand the basic premise. But it's applied completely unequally and you subsidizing their salary is keeping starbucks from paying them more. It creates unnecessary friction and decision fatigue for the consumer as well. Those farmworkers doing back breaking work to pick your berries? No tip.

    • einpoklum 3 days ago ago

      Instead of assuming that - take the amount you wanted to to tip, and donate it to the Starbacks Workers' Union:

      https://sbworkersunited.org

      or buy their merch to support that worthy struggle.

  • alexjplant 3 days ago ago

    On a separate but vaguely related note: if somebody comps all or part of your bill at a restaurant or bar then you should split the difference on the tip.

    As a practical example let's say you take a date to your local trendy sushi place. You both get gold-leafed deep fried Wagyu fatback tuna rolls and some Yuzu duck fat-washed 50-year-old whiskey highballs. The final bill is $100 (I'll use round-ish numbers for this example). The bartender comps you 30% because you all are cool and discuss your shared experience bartending or jetskiing or whatever. Ordinarily your tip would have been 20% for a total of $120. In this case your bill is now $70 plus your newly selected gratuity. Take the difference between the original bill with tip and your current bill without tip and divide it in two. This is the floor for your new tip, in this case (120-70)/2 = $25. This is indeed something like a 35% gratuity but they hooked you up and made that custom drink for your charming new beau. As a matter of fact you should round up from this number because they have side work to do and you make pretty decent money as a software engineer/LLM tickler/product sorcerer. Just make it $30 for a nice round hundo.

    If you're friends with the manager and they comp your dinner to do you a solid and impress your date then you should tip 50% of what the bill would have been minimum. This is why you should keep cash in your pocket - shake the waiter's hand on your way out and palm it to them. If that's not possible then go to use the restroom and talk to them on your way back so they can run your card through the POS on a blank check to give them said tip.

    This is how you do things with class. This is what I wish somebody had explained to me when I was 20 and kinda broke (i.e. eager to save money that I would have spent anyway) before I embarrassed myself by failing to do such. If you are similarly unaware then now you know too :-)

    As an addendum this also applies to coffee and pizza places but the numbers become coarser. Buying them the equivalent of a beer at your local dive ($3ish) is customary.

    • Trufa 3 days ago ago

      I'm really not trying to hate, I think you method is great and I love that you have rationalized it, but as someone whose mostly find this kind of social interactions natural, there's something "funny" about finding the algorithm for it. I never did the math and always naturally landed more or less there.

    • orjustdont 3 days ago ago

      The way to do it with class would be the manager asks the price of the service, and pays the servers and tenders their due fair wage. The moment you bring money to a bunch of "ifs" surrounding a social interaction, you lost all class. Thinking of tips at all is actively detrimental to what you're trying to accomplish.

    • bcook 3 days ago ago

      I've only been given 1 free meal (by the manager). I just gave the entire difference as my tip. I was already going to spend the money, so why not make a random waiter happy.

    • chongli 3 days ago ago

      I've never been comped at any restaurant or bar.

      I always thought that was a casino thing (to keep you drinking so that you gamble more) but I've never been to a casino. I live in Canada though, so we might have laws against that sort of thing.

      • MengerSponge 3 days ago ago

        Have you tried being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

        • chongli 3 days ago ago

          Ahhh, I see. So the GP's whole spiel was just a humblebrag.

          • ajkjk 3 days ago ago

            you don't have to be good looking. you just have to go to the same place frequently, and be friendly.

            • sunrunner 3 days ago ago

              You don’t have to be, but it helps not to be bad looking.

              • ajkjk 2 days ago ago

                i think it is truly irrelevant

                like, a good looking person will get the occasional comp on the basis of that, but you'll never be friends with the staff on the basis of that. whereas anyone can be friends with the staff, if they are friendly and earnest about it.

          • alexjplant 3 days ago ago

            I guess you missed the part where I talked about being friendly (or friends) with the waitstaff. Nice to know that you think I'm good looking though!

    • codazoda 3 days ago ago

      I recently had an entire meal at Chili’s comped by the manager, because I waited an hour for food. I guess their system flagged it, or they just noticed, because I didn’t complain. I was hanging with my grandson.

      I tipped on the full amount but we had to get the manager again to figure out how. I was going to Venmo her but the manager just sent the $0.00 bill to the table.

      • b0rtb0rt 3 days ago ago

        if you had to wait an hour for the food, what was the tip for exactly?

        • sunrunner 3 days ago ago

          Perhaps codazoda asked to delay an hour as an excuse to stay longer, so they did well with their part of the plan?

        • codazoda 2 days ago ago

          I tipped the waitress, who was perfectly attentive the whole time.

    • nvader 3 days ago ago

      Just pointing out that in your example, the waiter gives themselves a $30 bonus by giving you the option not to pay a tip.

    • umanwizard 3 days ago ago

      > As a practical example let's say you take a date to your local trendy sushi place. You both get gold-leafed deep fried Wagyu fatback tuna rolls and some Yuzu duck fat-washed 50-year-old whiskey highballs. The final bill is $100

      Are you a time traveler from like 1980?

    • sunrunner 3 days ago ago

      I guess I’m still similarly unaware, because nothing about palming people money on the way out like a magician or doing the restroom trick feels classy over everyone just being super upfront about the bill and tips.

    • 63stack 3 days ago ago

      > As a practical example let's say you take a date to your local trendy sushi place. You both get gold-leafed deep fried Wagyu fatback tuna rolls

      "Practical example"

    • b0rtb0rt 3 days ago ago

      feels like this post was written by a robot trying to act like a cool dude

    • CamelCaseName 3 days ago ago

      Yeah, this is too much nonsense for me.

      If a waiter is comping something in exchange for a higher tip, that's not generosity or goodwill at all, it's a dishonest scam.

      I will tip what I want to tip (often 0) without remorse and move on with my life.

      Unfortunately this cancerous American system leeched into Canada, but we can still stop it, one $0 tip at a time.

      • sokka_h2otribe 3 days ago ago

        I think the procedure is being misinterpreted. This isn't a scam, it's just a common social convention. It's not a scam by the waiter because they have a limited amount they can do this for and they have just chosen to do it for you.

    • schrectacular 3 days ago ago

      ... So pay your server for ripping off their employer?

      • pgwhalen 3 days ago ago

        Is this how comping actually works? I’ve never worked in a restaurant, but I assumed there was some system for it (if sometimes ill-defined) and not just employees stealing.

      • alexjplant 3 days ago ago

        The receipt printer in the kitchen is tied to the POS. Anything rung in for prep is saved in the computer. The manager can run reports and see who comped what and if anything has been voided. This has been a thing since the 90s.

        Creating a good guest experience is how you get repeat business. Comps are part of that. You are talking about theft and I mentioned nothing of the sort. If you choose to engage in such behavior then that's your business - don't accuse me of it.

        • iberator 3 days ago ago

          Only person who MAYBE should be tipped is the COOK. Bringing plate to table is trivial - cooking is not.

          Tipping is a scam in the age of wages and pensions

          • rkomorn 3 days ago ago

            As someone who's worked in restaurant kitchens but did one single day as a waiter for training, I'd basically never work as a server, even for tips and the extra money.

            Cooking was way easier.

            I agree the whole tipping system in the US is a mess, though.

  • drnick1 3 days ago ago

    A guy with short hair should not have to pay more than $20 for a basic haircut, inclusive of tip. If you can't find someone that does it for less than that in your area, invest about $100 in professional grade clippers and cut your own hair. It's easier than it sounds and you will get better at it over time.

    Learn to make your own coffee. You shouldn't have to pay more than a couple of bucks for coffee with perhaps some milk in it. An espresso machine and a grinder will quickly pay for themselves.

    While you are at it, cancel all those streaming subscriptions, and stream for free in the high seas or YT ad-free with uBlock.

    The above "tips" will save your thousands of dollars each year, and most likely also save you time. There are also things like DIY car maintenance that can be fun to learn and save you a lot of money, but you need space (a house) and some tools to get started.

    • pests 3 days ago ago

      > While you are at it, cancel all those streaming subscriptions, and stream for free in the high seas

      Setting up jellyfin+plex (some devices support one but not the other) and most of the arr suite (radarr, sonarr, prowlarr, tunarr) has really been the best choice I've made this year. I have every TV show or movie I ever want to watch, all my favorites, all the classics. And all in one place. And I made sure to keep it local-first so I still have access at home if we lose internet. Started sharing with family and friends and I get a few requests a week to add content, so its being used.

      Just removing the "what streaming service is this show on that im watching?" has been a nice improvement.

      • shiroiuma 7 hours ago ago

        I'm going to "third" this advice (though not the Plex part). Jellyfin is fantastic. Yes, you have to be careful which devices you use it on, because the client app isn't available for all smart TVs, but you can get around that by just buying a GoogleTV stick (like the $30 one from Onn) and plugging that into your TV; then you can install the JF app on it through the Play store (or even sideload it if you really want). I did this for my wife's parents, and it works great, and my own parents' Roku TV has the JF app in its store already.

    • distances 3 days ago ago

      > An espresso machine and a grinder will quickly pay for themselves.

      Or a pour over filter (like Kalita Wave or Hario V60) plus a grinder. That's a cheaper setup to start, and an easy way to get a big mug of great coffee.

  • jeffwass 3 days ago ago

    Does annybody worry about sabotage if you don’t tip? Eg the cashier does something to your food? “Nice muffin you got there, I’d hate for it to get accidentally sneezed on.”

    I recently bought my mom flowers for her birthday. Despite the price showing no delivery fee, the final price included $15 delivery charge, $8 service charge, taxes, and then asked me for a tip.

    I chose no tip, expecting the delivery and service charge should cover everything.

    The flowers were left on her front porch in below-freezing weather, they didn’t even knock or ring the doorbell. Luckily my mom happened to open the door and saw them before they completely froze.

    So was the delivery person incompetent, or acting out because I didn’t add additional tip?

    • wxre 3 days ago ago

      I don't call those tips, they are bribes or bids. I avoid all delivery services personally as much as possible and I'm fortunate to have a car.

    • shultays 3 days ago ago

      I would expect/hope that the deliver person does not know the tips for individual orders.