78 comments

  • dada78641 a day ago ago

    > Two crypto thieves decided to settle an argument over who was wealthier by screensharing as they transferred crypto between wallets to prove ownership. In doing so, one of them — known online as "Lick" — revealed a wallet address that crypto sleuth zachxbt quickly tied to the theft of around $90 million from US government wallets containing seized crypto assets

    Rapp snitches.

  • MisterTea a day ago ago

    A bit lost here. Is there more backstory to this? It reads as if the government contractors son stole the 90 million from the government?

    • alistairSH a day ago ago

      Correct. US Marshalls have a contract with this guy’s dad to mange their crypto holdings (seized as part of investigations). Kid steals money but can’t resist showing off to friends and gets “busted”. Except the government still doesn’t appear to acknowledge a theft even occurred and the kid taunts investigators by sending them small amounts of ETH.

      • bluemenot a day ago ago

        I wonder if technically the small amounts of eth are bribes…

        • SilverBirch a day ago ago

          It's pretty common for crypto wallets that have been linked to illegal activity get blacklisted. So by sending a bit of crypto to the guy that figured out who he is, if/when the government investigate and freeze accounts the guy who busted him will get their account frozen too.

      • knowitnone3 a day ago ago

        just to let the kid know, I'm one of the investigators. I hate being taunted with any type of cryptocoin, cash of any denomination. I also hate gold and silver. I won't sleep until I catch you or $10 whichever comes first.

    • ortusdux a day ago ago
      • FatalLogic a day ago ago

        This would be a much better link for this post

        There's a lot more detail, and delivered in more professional way

        • altairprime a day ago ago

          If you email the mods about this (and link to your comment), they might well agree and update the post link.

  • anonymousiam a day ago ago
  • caycep a day ago ago

    Molly White really is quite thorough

  • cj a day ago ago

    Tangent: what does the govt do with seized crypto? Does it eventually get liquidated?

  • shrubble a day ago ago

    So much of the government is like this, they will hire some connected guy to manage something in a slightly competent manner.

    Just learned that the federal government has long term leases on office buildings that congressmen have a financial interest in. More disappointment.

    • N_Lens a day ago ago

      I think the level of corruption and blatant disregard for laws by the privileged we're seeing is unlike anything in modern history. If Nixon's watergate happened today it wouldn't even be a blip in the 24hrs news cycle, that's how far gone the erosion of institutions and rule of law is.

      • drdaeman a day ago ago

        > it wouldn't even be a blip in the 24hrs news cycle

        It would be, but both mass media and people attention spans have changed, so it would be very different in a lot of ways.

        • alfiedotwtf 2 hours ago ago

          Taken further, the reason you wouldn’t see it on the news is because the media is controlled by the people in government and friends…

          Don’t believe me? Google how TikTok got sold off to Trump’s base and now the word “Epstein” has been banned in DMs

      • tim333 a day ago ago

        >unlike anything in modern history

        The stuff currently happening in the US is unusual for the US but mild compared to Putin's Russia which Trump seems a little inspired by. At least you don't have people falling out of windows yet.

        • tartuffe78 19 hours ago ago

          How tall is that ballroom going to be?

          • linksnapzz 18 hours ago ago

            ...should be at least as tall as the Salon de Fetes in the Elysee; that'd be appropriate.

      • chneu a day ago ago

        It's pretty wild how "normalized" it got within my generation.

        What's more wild is how much of the US believes that the other party would be much worse.

        To be clear, Republicans are absolutely the current cause of this insanity that's going on. The two party system doesn't help, but Republicans have committed insanity while claiming everyone else is doing worse. Trump is a literal pedophile who openly admitted to hating immigrants his entire life. We all saw this coming.

        • NicoJuicy a day ago ago

          That's how Russian propaganda works

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose_of_falsehood

        • renewiltord a day ago ago

          It didn’t. You started paying attention. That’s all that changed. Hillary Clinton was pulling exceptional performance on cattle futures and Paul Pelosi had a strange knack for picking stock that reacted well to laws his wife pushed for. It is brazen today because they’re just launching $MELANIA and shit like that and selling pardons but that’s only because that’s user-visible. If someone siphoned your taxes or performed insider trading you wouldn’t even know.

          But corruption has been part and parcel of US politics. Or are we supposed to believe that things like the Chappaquiddick incident were actually innocent accidents?

          When I was younger I remember thinking that George Bush pardoning Scooter Libby was outrageous. Then I found out what these people were up to routinely.

          • tim333 a day ago ago

            I had a look at the Wikipedia on Chappaquiddick and it doesn't mention anything corruption? Seems to have been drunk driving? Not sure how it relates?

            • linksnapzz 18 hours ago ago

              It relates, insofar as the driver was not charged, and in fact managed to run for president (and almost won the Democratic nomination) several years later, which a charge of manslaughter generally precludes.

          • tbossanova a day ago ago

            Aaand people wonder why we don’t trust politicians. I know a couple of good people who have tried to get into politics, just on a local scale. They said it was the worst thing they ever did

    • ajross a day ago ago

      To be clear: the crypto in question wasn't managed in even a slightly competent manner. It was literally embezzled.

      • nerdsniper a day ago ago

        It was embezzled in a slightly competent manner. Not very competently.

    • roysting a day ago ago

      oh, yeah, I forgot about that grift. Another favorite of mine are the many holier-than-thou NGOs that are little more than friends and family enrichment schemes, even more grotesquely than the federal government contracting grift that is not just replete with political and staffer corruption, but also just plain run of the mill nepotism... literally parent hiring and managing children. And no, this has been pervasive for many years now. I would say it really got bad in the aughts when the budgets blew up and things like enforcement and prosecution just couldn't keep up with the money spigots, not to mention that hiring criteria other than competence led to the most lazy, and disinterested people responsible for investigation and prosecution to the point that you basically had to build a case and deliver a signed, recorded, and notarized confession before anyone would even look at obvious corruption and grift.

    • belter a day ago ago
  • aryan14 a day ago ago

    And he has been and continues to make fun of the investigators, publicly mocking investigators and sending small amounts from the fraudulent wallets to investigators.

    Crazy world

    • duxup a day ago ago

      If he "invests" some of his funds ... could get a pardon.

      • knowitnone3 a day ago ago

        with that dirtbag, anybody can get a pardon - even illegal immigrants and all they need is a dollar

      • inlined a day ago ago

        Tbf, accepting a pardon is legally admitting guilt per SCOTUS and disgorgement would allow the funds to be sized

        • trhway a day ago ago

          Dr. Fauchi pardon comes to mind. I doubt that his accepting of pardon was an admission of guilt. He wasn't even charged, so how can he admit the guilt?

          And i think that similar preemptive pardon here, without charge and thus any guilt admission, wouldn't allow the fund seizure.

          • SV_BubbleTime a day ago ago

            It was though. It wasn’t a conditional “everyone but Facui because some people liked him” thing.

            He lied under oath about his knowledge of gain of function at the Wuhan lab. He is guilty of at least that.

        • avaer a day ago ago

          In theory. Do you really think that would happen in the current ecosystem?

        • duxup a day ago ago

          Even "better", Trump can extort more ...

    • laughing_man a day ago ago

      The one thing the government will not tolerate is embarrassment. There's no way he avoids a long prison sentence.

    • grugagag a day ago ago

      He’s reaping what he saw. Things aren’t looking good for him nor his father, a lesson both of them will painfully learn from. Father career is possibly over.

      • lostlogin a day ago ago

        > Things aren’t looking good for him nor his father, a lesson both of them will painfully learn from

        You’re a hell of an optimist.

        I’d say that it’s just as likely that the pardon sharpie is being readied, just as soon as the super PAC donation clears.

        • paulpauper a day ago ago

          Put it into Trump's coin as a donation

          • jLaForest a day ago ago

            Trump already rug pulled

            • kevin_thibedeau a day ago ago

              Bribes are $3M cash. He's good.

            • paulpauper a day ago ago

              why would that make a difference

              • lupire a day ago ago

                X can't bribe Y by buying Z that Y has no interest in.

      • londons_explore a day ago ago

        > Father career is possibly over.

        Plenty of people would happily flush their career down the drain to run away with their family and $90M

        • tartoran a day ago ago

          I guess so but what about when you get caught and get nothing?

          • lazide a day ago ago

            Just like many people are optimists in thinking criminals will get consequences, criminals are often optimists in thinking they won’t get consequences.

            Both have cherry-picked their life experiences to support this view.

          • knowitnone3 a day ago ago

            if you get caught. just saw a video on a couple who stole a Brinks armor car; disappeared into Europe with new identities; never caught until female turned herself in. Not everybody gets caught.

      • bayarearefugee a day ago ago

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_granted_executi...

        Pretty sure they'll both be fine as long as they still have access to that money.

      • jongjong a day ago ago

        He and his son should be in jail. This is criminal; whether it's theft or criminal negligence.

      • paulpauper a day ago ago

        the feds haven't even acknowledged there was a theft. it's possible they still don't know or somehow don't have the evidence to bring charges

        • caminante a day ago ago

          Or this is a false accusation.

          I don't have the knowledge to sanity check the claims, but I would've figured someone would be getting rolled by now. I recall that the dad was scrubbing socials along with the son, but that could be token harassment.

          • big_youth a day ago ago

            They did something, how else could the son flex watches worth 6 figures.

            • caminante a day ago ago

              Likely? Yes.

              Watches? You can also be right. Though, I don't think you need $90 million to spend <$1 million on a watch to splurge.

            • cucumber3732842 21 hours ago ago

              You can rent anything.

        • wmf a day ago ago

          The feds won't say anything until after they arrest the father and son. Obviously there is an investigation going on but it takes more than a few days.

  • paulpauper a day ago ago

    It appears the feds were so incompetent they didn't realize the theft had occurred until AFTER Zach's post went viral, and even then, nothing may happen. And to think, had Lick done nothing he likely would have gotten away with it. Perfect crime undone by ego.

  • misiti3780 a day ago ago

    Is the accusation the dad stole the crypto, or the dad AND the son stole the crypto ?

    • wmf a day ago ago

      It's not clear.

    • geor9e a day ago ago

      The headline is that the son stole the crypto. Maybe your sarcasm went over my head, and you're just saying that the dad is definitely involved too. In which case, probably.

      • misiti3780 a day ago ago

        i wasnt be sarcastic, it seems so easy to prove i cant believe the kid needed to DOX himself. the US Government puts his dad in charge of shitload of crypto and his son starts live streaming himself buying expensive watches - seems like a slam dunk to me

  • gmuslera a day ago ago

    There's no honor among thieves.

    • cucumber3732842 a day ago ago

      This isn't a "honor among thieves" thing. This is a "getting one over on someone you don't like because there's no consequences" thing.

      This is a petty dispute. I'm not gonna go put a bullet in someone who over a petty dispute like this. Nobody is, not even thieves and other people who live outside the law. That's just absurd. Someone who I've wronged in doing so (i.e. someone who likes them) might put one back in me. Or there might be other consequences. People let those things go because it's just not worth it vs the risk of consequences.

      But say I can do something that will cause the government to go after someone for me at no risk to myself... That's basically what happened here.

      This is basically an attempted (we'll see if it succeeds) DDOS reflection attack but with government.

  • Mistletoe a day ago ago

    There’s another crypto thief that is the son of the head government official…

  • tcfunk a day ago ago

    Slightly tangential question but what’s with govt seized crypto assets? I had a bit of Litecoin a while back and went to check my wallet one day to find an FBI landing page instead. Is that just theirs now? Feels a bit like the gov seized control of my savings account.

    • collingreen a day ago ago

      Same - lost 500 LTC and 5ish BTC to fbi raid of an exchange back when BTC was ~$12. Sure would love to get that back at current prices!

    • tasuki 14 hours ago ago

      > went to check my wallet one day to find an FBI landing page

      That's not how wallets work.

      • qingcharles 7 hours ago ago

        I mean, it kinda is if all your crypto is held at an exchange.