Employees must wash hands before returning to work

(employeesmustwashhandsbeforereturningtowork.com)

18 points | by santiviquez 2 days ago ago

21 comments

  • pixelpoet 2 days ago ago

    My preferred version: https://i.imgur.com/Xh5rFgA.jpeg

  • stavros 2 days ago ago

    Why are these images 12 megapixels each?

  • oniony a day ago ago

    Does it have to be their own hands?

  • bjourne 2 days ago ago

    Employees must also use the toilet brush and not leave shit stains on the toilet bowl.

    • hvgenrbrbdh 2 days ago ago

      I feel like toilet brushes should not be used to smear shit around and get stuck in the bristles. They should be used for scrubbing an unsoiled toilet. There should be another tool for dislodging shit and it makes me so sad people do this

      • cluckindan 2 days ago ago

        You scrub while flushing a second time.

        Except if you live in Droughtifornia.

        • potato3732842 2 days ago ago

          Letting the western desert states push federal regulation of water fixtures onto the rest of the nation was a huge mistake. There's no reason that the myriad of river supplied municipalities (who then treat and return that water so there's no net loss) in the east can't have absurd toilets with 20gal flushes and shower nozzles that exfoliate if you get too close.

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          • mindslight 2 days ago ago

            Anyone can replace a showerhead in 5 minutes. The only reasons someone would complain about showering with a crappy showerhead is either because they're staying in a hotel (although most hotels don't even tolerate that shit), or because they're a complainer. Just don't be the dweeb who uses teflon tape.

            • ralph84 2 days ago ago

              Replacing it isn’t the problem, buying it is. Yes I’m sure you can find showerheads with illegal flow rates available online, but reputable stores won’t sell anything over 2.5 gpm anywhere in the US, and over 2.0 or 1.8 in the states that have those limits. Amazon won’t ship the higher flow rates into a lower flow rate state.

              • eurleif 2 days ago ago

                Amazon does, however, ship showerheads that come with an instruction sheet for how to remove the flow restrictor. (One must only do this to compensate for one's home having low water pressure, of course.)

              • keanb 2 days ago ago

                I didn't know "illegal showerheads" existed. I thought the Seinfeld episode was a joke.

                • mindslight a day ago ago

                  Note that a restriction on commercial sales still does not make an item itself "illegal".

                  I'm not trying to ignore the frustrating activation energy of having to spec/get/install your own showerhead rather than automatically having a default you like. But it's clear that amount of market friction here is much less than say, the overt digital authoritarianism currently going on across the whole phone app/software market. And it's important to keep this perspective, lest memes about "illegal showerheads" morph into groupthink that supports different authoritarian movements.

            • mapontosevenths a day ago ago

              What's wrong with Teflon tape? It stops minor dripping if you have older pipes with worn threads.

              • mindslight 21 hours ago ago

                Teflon tape is for NPT (National Pipe Taper), which seals through thread interference. For the various things I do, I generally use a three layer sandwich of pipedope-tape-pipedope for the least chance of dealing with leaks. I'd rather take a little more time to make up a joint than have to disassemble and remake one in the middle of an assembly.

                Showerheads are generally NPS (National Pipe Straight) which seals with a rubber washer. So if there is leaking, the real problem is that rubber washer is missing or old, or the female piece is cracked. Adding tape often encourages cracking the showerhead female, as it pushes out on the threads and showerheads are often chromed plastic. This goes doubly when the pipe coming out of the wall is actually NPT, and the tape encourages you to really over tighten it. Tape can be useful sometimes to hackily make things better, it's just not a good default.

                • mapontosevenths 6 hours ago ago

                  It sounds like you know far more than I do about it.

                  I'll try without it first next time! Thanks!

    • falseprofit 2 days ago ago

      That’s the next guy’s job to pressure wash it off ;)

      • tonyedgecombe 2 days ago ago

        A friend of mine used to leave a ping pong ball in the bowl when she had a party to give the guys something to aim at.

      • LargoLasskhyfv 2 days ago ago

        That's just spraying it around as aerosol. Try foamy baking oven cleaning spray. Dissolves anything away. Yay!

        • john01dav 2 days ago ago

          Bathroom air is full of poop particles. This is why I don't keep my tooth brush there.