Greenland is a beautiful nightmare

(matduggan.com)

608 points | by zdw 4 days ago ago

321 comments

  • iagooar 4 days ago ago

    I have been to northern Norway and Iceland a few times.

    It all started when I was running my previous SaaS at the peak of its growth. I needed a break, and wanted to go far away, while still being close enough if sh*t hit the fan. My co-founder had recently talked to some friends who had been to Tromsø, Norway. The place looked perfect, so I booked a 5-day solo trip there.

    Places that are so distant, with such harsh conditions and few people living there always give me a feeling I do not experience anywhere else in the world. I feel small, irrelevant, in the face of brutal, powerful nature.

    And believe me, it is a feeling that is overwhelming. But never have I perceived it as something negative. The opposite was true. Feeling small made me feel calm, embracing that that was the right spot for me as part of God's creation. Suddenly, all those dark clouds that followed me everywhere I went back home were... Gone.

    If you ever have the opportunity to go to one of these places - go. It might change you in profound ways.

    • grilledchickenw 4 days ago ago

      You just described wonderfully why I'm drawn to remote places. It started with a trip to the interior of Iceland, then Tromsø, and more recently Svalbard and the Faroes.

      I tried to capture the beautiful sense of isolation in Svalbard here, maybe it inspires others to make a trip to somewhere remote. https://photoblog.nk412.com/Svalbard2024/n-ssC8fP/Svalminiph...

      • geoduck14 4 days ago ago

        Thanks for the pics! The prevalence of rifles is... thought provoking. The pic of the guy on a bike with a rifle is so metal

        My overall impression of the area is "gloomy" all pics are overcast. It feels sad. It is beautiful, but I long for the sun

        • _alternator_ 3 days ago ago

          I believe that a rifle is required in Svalbard when you are outside. Polar bears are no joke there.

        • fastasucan 3 days ago ago

          On Svalbard you need a rifle for Polar bear protection. If you need sun just go there in summer, with the midnight sun it will never leave you.

        • gsf_emergency_2 3 days ago ago

          I couldn't find my old photo of a modern-day nordic recreational cyclist with an all metal SAAB on his back, so here's the next best thing

          https://old.reddit.com/r/shittytechnicals/comments/yicgme/it...

      • alluro2 2 days ago ago

        Beautiful photography, and I enjoyed your commentary. Thank you for posting.

      • hetspookjee 3 days ago ago

        I could’ve scrolled far longer. Really liked the pictures and brief texts

      • brotherjerky 3 days ago ago

        Poked around your site and enjoyed it, please post more

        • grilledchickenw 2 days ago ago

          Thank you, kind of you to say. Enough people have said nice things that I've convinced myself that more might be interested in my travel shenanigans.

      • technocrat8080 2 days ago ago

        My god, how can I take photos like that? Do you describe your setup and process somewhere?

        • grilledchickenw 2 days ago ago

          Thank you, I don't think I'm doing anything particularly special with my process. I like blacks, and keep photos slightly underexposed, something that most phone cameras will avoid like the plague, brightening everything up. Cropping and composition is also more important than it seems IMO.

      • hermitcrab 3 days ago ago

        Great photos. Crazy to just see a picture of a rifle leaning up against a window, unattended.

    • QuantumNomad_ 4 days ago ago

      > Feeling small made me feel calm

      Completely agree. I’ve been on many hikes and in particular there was one time where I was walking up a mountain, at winter, with skis on, that I felt like wow if everyone got to experience this particular feeling of just you and the mountains and not a single soul around, there would be less conflict in the world. If we all got to go on these long solitary trips in the mountains alone. All kinds of grievances and conflicts and whatever you might feel about people that you dislike, it all suddenly feels so insignificant and pointless to even expend any energy on.

      • elendee 3 days ago ago

        federally subsidized solo mountain hiking for the un-initiated. I will pay the tax

    • sandworm101 4 days ago ago

      And when you want to experiance true issolation in the face of nature, Alaska and Westerm Canada are waiting. Try a drive north through BC in winter. Fish on an Alaskan river only accessible by floatplane. Wake up to watch the northern lights only to realize you are looking south. Or pan for gold only to look up and see a grizzly cub walking cassually past.

      Norway: 15 people per sq km.

      Alberta: 6.7

      British columbia: 5.5

      Alaska: 0.5

      Yukon territory: 0.1

      Northwest Territories: 0.03

      • iagooar 4 days ago ago

        Finnmark in Northern Norway is more like 1.5-2, Troms is 3-6. But I agree, Alaska and Western Canada are places to go some day.

        Funnily, as a student I had this offer to go to work as a waiter on Alaska. For different reasons that didn't materialize, but definitely this makes me want to go see it even more.

        Not so much for the possible bear encounters. I do not think I am ready yet for that.

      • dbetteridge 4 days ago ago

        Another option is

        Western Australia: 0.2 if you get outside the capital city.

        You'll see stars you didn't know existed and the distances are something else.

        Northwest territories is beautiful though.

        • VagabundoP 4 days ago ago

          I stayed out past Margaret River in Western Oz and "OMG its full of stars" when I went to the outside toilet during the middle of the night and looked up.

          I felt like I could get sucked up and lost in galaxies. You could see so many.

          • dbetteridge 3 days ago ago

            I live down in the south West and you really don't have to go far for some fantastic star photography.

            Blackwood River forest is just one example.

        • sandworm101 3 days ago ago

          Autralia is empty too, but lacks the vertical dimension. Seeing big mountains far away gives one the sense of being in a bigger "room".

        • bookofjoe 4 days ago ago

          Altitude is also an excellent force multiplier for visualizing stars. I can still see in my mind's eye the sky at night at 17,000 feet while trekking in Nepal in 1982: it looked like glitter-studded fabric, the stars almost contiguous.

      • jacquesm 4 days ago ago

        Seconded. I've been 'up North' in Canada and it is something that I won't even bother to try to put into words. All I know is that it left me changed, in a very good way.

      • liquid_thyme 4 days ago ago

        Driving through is fine, but realistically, if you need basic amenities (healthcare, groceries, etc), you will be living in or around a population center, so those numbers won't hold up.

      • tomcam 3 days ago ago

        The people of Alberta remind me of what I imagine the American pioneers to have been: distinctly down to earth, extremely resourceful, generous, and not to be fucked with.

      • tlavoie 3 days ago ago

        It's not the cub I'd be worried about, but where's it's mom?

        I have yet to go north much, though our son and his girlfriend worked in Eagle Plains for a bit. One fun snippet from their trip back, having a raven as an escort for the highway drive: https://youtu.be/9KdMJhSaeJc

        • sandworm101 3 days ago ago

          That is the scary bit. Maybe mom is right behind you.

      • llamasushi 3 days ago ago

        Went hitchhiking in Alaska while running my startup to "get a break". Absolute disaster. Couldn't properly connect to internet, dropped a bunch of meetings, etc.

        Still worth it. My fault for not planning in advance.

        • petre 3 days ago ago

          > Couldn't properly connect to internet, dropped a bunch of meetings, etc.

          Isn't that the whole point of going to Alaska?

      • wnscooke 3 days ago ago

        In my younger days I hitch-hiked from Fort St John to Inuvik, via Whitehorse. It got into my blood and bones. I'd love to return... maybe one day.

    • tomcam 3 days ago ago

      > I feel small, irrelevant, in the face of brutal, powerful nature.

      I married a Chinese woman so I know that same feeling!

      I kid.

      Mostly.

      • btilly 3 days ago ago

        I see your Chinese and raise you Russian.

        • tomcam 3 days ago ago

          Sorry. I love life ;)

        • chasd00 3 days ago ago

          I see your Chinese, Russian, and raise you Mexican. :)

          • tomcam 3 days ago ago

            Grew up in a Chicano hood, thank you very much. I have been hit by the chanclas, hermano!

    • marcosscriven 4 days ago ago

      I had a similar feeling in the Faroe Islands. Even in mid summer the weather was rather inclement.

      But the landscape was breathtaking, and the locals friendly in a low key way.

      I’d love to go back.

      • Sammi 4 days ago ago

        More wind means less mosquitos. One step forward and one step back.

        Also don't fly with sas to the faroes. They turn back and try again the next day like in the article. Fly atlantic airways, they have equipment to fly through the fog or they will refuel in iceland and try again same day.

        • bookofjoe 4 days ago ago

          >Also don't fly with sas to the faroes. They turn back and try again the next day like in the article.

          To me this is a good reason to fly SAS.

          • Sammi 4 days ago ago

            If you want to enjoy a day in an airport hotel and be late for what you are travelling for then sure. Sas plane is full of tourists who don't know. Locals all use atlantic airways cause they know they actually land.

            • bookofjoe 4 days ago ago

              Again I say, I'd choose SAS. There is a reason they choose to do what they do.

              • inglor_cz 3 days ago ago

                The reason might be as trivial as "we don't want to spend extra money on the necessary equipment and training". Not something fundamental.

                After all the other airline has a good safety record, which indicates that raw risk isn't the reason.

              • Sammi 3 days ago ago

                I'd really love to hear what you think it is.

              • StackRanker3000 3 days ago ago

                I don’t know if you didn’t read or didn’t believe what the other poster said about Atlantic Airways, that they have the equipment to manage the fog and the ability to refuel in Iceland and therefore can try again the same day if necessary. The implication being that SAS have neither - that’s presumably the ”reason they choose to do what they do”.

                It’s not unreasonable to think that Atlantic Airways, being a Faroese airline, are better equipped than others to get people to the Faroe Islands.

        • neucoas 4 days ago ago

          What do you mean with "they have equipment".

          • mkl 4 days ago ago
            • Sammi 4 days ago ago

              Yes.

              • piva00 4 days ago ago

                SAS planes are equipped with ILS though.

                • petre 3 days ago ago

                  They still have to know how to use it an be confortable using it. The pilots also need a license for instrumental flight.

                  https://atpflightschool.com/become-a-pilot/flight-training/i...

                  • throwaway290 3 days ago ago

                    Pretty much every commercial pilot is ILS rated... but it depends on the airline if they are okay with landing in fog or with extra expense flying all the way back and providing a hotel;)

                    • piva00 2 days ago ago

                      I'd expect a Scandinavian airline to be prepared for bad weather; rain, fog, and snow are completely common occurrences in all major Nordic airports, can't see why nor how SAS would be able to operate without pilots being well-trained on flying in bad conditions.

                      • throwaway290 a day ago ago

                        How many "major nordic airports" are one tiny strip of runway next to a bunch of steep terrain?

                        • piva00 a day ago ago

                          You lost me, I don't know what you are trying to infer, can you be clearer?

                          • throwaway290 a day ago ago

                            Can't help ya. A big flat major airport in fog is different to a tiny runway with steep terrain in proximity in fog that's just it. If lose ILS at the wrong time, some turbulence and you meet a mountain.

          • Nux 4 days ago ago

            Cojones ;-)

    • bruce511 4 days ago ago

      Thanks for this. I'm going to Nesseby Norway next summer for 3 days over the solstice.

      There doesn't look like much to do there, which I guess is kinda the point. I'm looking forward to it.

    • 0ckpuppet 3 days ago ago

      Could the catharsis come from replacing emotional bad weather with actually bad and dangerous weather/nature?

    • al_borland 3 days ago ago

      I was just daydreaming about visiting Svalbard when I opened up HN and stumbled on this comment.

  • JohnLocke4 4 days ago ago

    I happen to be one of the Danes who partially grew up in Greenland that he talks about in the article. I even recognize the places from the article.

    Some of my cordial childhood memories are from there and it is a place I will forever love. One of the most visceral memories I have is looking across the ice fjord listening to the thunderous breaking of the ice bergs - you can hear the sounds on videos, but combined with the enormity of what is in front of you and actually being able to feel the sound in your body it can only be experienced by being there.

    I can see that the author was initially worried that Greenland would be devoid of anything to do, which is of course not true, as is written in the article. Especially the people are one of a kind in what I can only describe as directness or pragmatism.

    One time a local from the place I lived was driving his car as it broke down and - rather than having it regularly towed to the mechanic - actually decided to tow it with a group of sled dogs. We just watched him sticking his head out the window shouting commands to the dogs while driving by. The dogs there can distinguish left and right, so it was surprisingly trivial to get the car to the mechanic. The Greenlanders see nothing extraordinary about this.

    In other words, it is really valuable to have local connections if you want a great vacation in Greenland. I can also recommend the small, mini village settlements that are spread across the coast of the grand county. Some of them have hotels also.

    I became nostalgic so I wrote a little blog post with some pictures for you people: https://lucasblog.dk/post/Greenland

    • lucb1e 4 days ago ago

      > the enormity of what is in front of you and actually being able to feel the sound in your body it can only be experienced by being there.

      I have a video of the coolest moment of my life and it looks like maybe the magnitude of a firefly on film. An asteroid impact was predicted and I heard of it in time, so I went to observe it. No sound (or body feel) in my case, but knowing how crazy big and distant the fireball that you're observing is, lighting up the sky from the far side of France...

      People whom I showed didn't really have a big reaction. I didn't really understand that, but by now I have enough distance to the event to look back at the video more objectively and realize that, indeed, it's cool but it's just another video. This, too, seems like it can only be experienced in real life

      Eleven have been predicted ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid_impact_prediction#Lis...), none yet in 2025. If you see the notice and you're within, say, 750 km, share the news with a friend and go see it! Of course, it objectively really is just what it is: bigger version of a shooting star. Idk if everyone would have my reaction, but I did ^^

      Thank you for sharing iceberg cracking. I love 'cold vacations' anyway (two months in Finland were some of the best months), so this is a new entry on my bucket list :)

    • mkl 4 days ago ago

      Thanks! A typo: "Wood is by far a ubiquitous material" → "Wood is far from a ubiquitous material".

    • skybrian 4 days ago ago

      Can you explain the cars described in the article?

    • vintagedave 4 days ago ago

      Thanks for sharing. Can you tell us where the “if you know where this is” photo is, please?

      And how would you make local connections before visiting?

      • JohnLocke4 4 days ago ago

        I feel like telling you where the picture is taken would spoil a potentially fun experience, so I will not disclose that :)

        Anyway, making connections is hard, though not impossible. I would recommend the local pubs (which are surprisingly busy given how small settlements are) and finding friends through e.g. work settings.

    • petre 3 days ago ago

      What does one feed sled dogs in Greenland?

      • skrebbel 3 days ago ago

        Fish, as described in the article. And when they freeze to death to toss them down a cliff.

  • tptacek 4 days ago ago

    It's funny to me that in portraying Indiana as a "blank state" he's highlighting one of the most beautiful parts of the state (the route through the Dunes along the Michigan lakefront; if you've seen "Road To Perdition", you know what that area looks like). It's not important to the article, a complete tangent, but I can't not call that out.

    • Arainach 4 days ago ago

      Then again, that stretch also has Gary.

      Having grown up in that area of the Midwest, I largely agree with the author's categorization, except that "people on their way to somewhere better who got tired and decided this was good enough" describes a LOT of the midwest, not just Indiana. Significant chunks of Michigan, Ohio, and Missouri, most of Iowa/Kansas/Nebraska, etc.

      If you read the history of westward expansion, "got tired and decided this was good enough" is literally true for how much of the area got initially settled (by white people)

      • kyledrake 4 days ago ago

        It's really easy to write off a giant part of the country that millions of people live in as tired (and the implication underneath is usually "backward"), it's also dehumanizing them and makes assumptions about their quality of life when it might actually be a lot better than the people making these assumptions.

        Spend some time not just driving through them, and one may be surprised to find plenty of diverse and interesting people that live full lives with rich family and social bonds, reasonably priced housing, ample winter outdoor activities (a lot of people actually want snow because it's beautiful and you can do fun things with it) and plenty of nearby nature and recreation opportunities, which I would contrast less unfavorably than the zeitgeist against the crowded, expensive vagrant culture that tends to dominate the more popular places on earth.

        • Arainach 4 days ago ago

          I lived in the area for more than 20 years, have annually visited family living there for my entire life even after I left, and consider myself quite qualified to comment on the area, the people who live there, and their culture, thanks.

          I've traveled a lot through the area. I was throughout Ohio earlier this year, spent two weeks in Illinois last year, etc.

          • kyledrake 4 days ago ago

            If I'm allowed to be anecdotal too I've also spent a decent amount of time in the area, including a visit to Bloomington, Indiana to visit their Informatics school, which was full of very interesting, open people that were absolutely wonderful and invited us into their world for a weekend.

            The last night there I had dinner at one of the professors' houses in a very nice neighborhood that was absolutely lovely, and in general I thought it was a solid middle class place to live. If it was plopped in the middle of Silicon Valley it would be considered one of the more bucolic and put together cities in the area. And unlike Greenland, the weather is quite good for much of the year and there are trees.

            My personal experience does not match the image of tired, doomed NPCs living in a wasteland that it's painted as in this blog post and in these comments.

            • Arainach 4 days ago ago

              University towns are exceptions that the rural and suburban parts of these states largely hate. They are the tiny pleasant exception to the whole that is not representative.

              Ann Arbor is a nice town. Bloomington sounds like a nice town. The vast majority of Indiana and Michigan are sparsely populated and full of people who distrust anyone not like them and are not interested in broadening their experiences.

              "Got tired and decided this is good enough" is literally true - small town midwest America is full of the kind of people who don't want to travel or experience new things because they're content in their house with their hobby and their 6 friends and trying to do something like understand how to ride a bus is terrifying.

              This is not a stereotype. I know tons of these people. I got out of the midwest to get away from them.

              • 0ckpuppet 3 days ago ago

                Sounds lke you grew up in the wrong small town, you could say the same about a bad neighborhood in any major city. I get around in the midwest for motorsports events, and there is a critical mass of people who love to meet travellers and love to travel themselves. Maybe it's condescension they distrust?

              • kyledrake 3 days ago ago

                Having spent a decade in Portland and a few years in the Bay Area, all I can say here is that I've met these people in droves in both places, and the rural-urban political divide is just as strong in the coastal states as it is in the Midwest. I don't think content people living simpler lives are a thing that is unique to any state or region in the country.

                If your experience is different, it may simply be the product of cost pressures. It's easier to have a simple life that consists of smoking weed and playing video games with your friends if you don't have to figure out how to afford an expensive house. And something tells me people in Indiana, even their dullards, could figure out how to ride a bus if they really needed to.

              • potato3732842 3 days ago ago

                University towns are a dump of businesses of questionable morals extracting as much as they can from a transient population. They're basically military base towns. And both of those are basically tourism or retirement towns which are almost as bad (source: grew up in one). The difference its that tourism towns and retirement towns get their population voluntarily, without a bunch of brainwashing.

                I'll side with the "Indiana ain't bad" crowd on this.

          • linehedonist 3 days ago ago

            I would assume most of those 20 years were your childhood? How many years have you lived in the Midwest as an adult?

            • Broken_Hippo 3 days ago ago

              Not the person you responded to, but: I lived in north-central Indiana until around age 35. Family still lives there. And the description: Pretty accurate.

        • doom2 3 days ago ago

          > Spend some time not just driving through them, and one may be surprised to find plenty of diverse and interesting people that live full lives with rich family and social bonds

          I would argue that this could also be said to people (mainly from more rural parts of the US) who like to disparage large cities. If we're going to lecture city dwellers about how they talk about places like Indiana, maybe it's worth encouraging Hoosiers to go east or west and experience the vibrant neighborhoods and offerings of large coastal cities rather than just assuming they're cesspools of crime and poverty just because they heard a politician say places like Portland, Oregon, are "war ravaged"

        • jb1991 4 days ago ago

          The phrase “got tired “is not referring to the modern populations but rather the people who founded those original settlements in those states centuries ago.

          • kyledrake 4 days ago ago

            They didn't "get tired", they found rich soil and ample water to do farming and milling, which is what they were intending to find. It's called the bread basket of America for a reason.

            • hollerith 4 days ago ago

              Agree: a farmer coming to Indiana having previous farmed in New England or New York would have thought he'd died and went to farmer heaven.

            • jb1991 4 days ago ago

              In some places, some people absolutely could not endure the long travels to the West Coast, for example the Oregon Trail was extremely difficult and many people quit somewhere in the middle and settled into those Midwestern states. Yes they did in fact get tired, in some situations.

              • dmurray 3 days ago ago

                What was so special about Oregon, anyway, that it was worth a deadly trek across the country to go there?

                Wasn't it just that it wasn't yet settled, so you could settle there and claim some land? That implies that Indiana or anywhere else on the way would have been at least as desirable, but someone else got there first.

            • sgarland 3 days ago ago

              They farm corn and soy almost exclusively, because those are heavily subsidized by the USG. Most of America’s fruits and vegetables come from elsewhere.

              Source: I lived in Nebraska and Indiana.

            • tomcam 3 days ago ago

              I thought that was California. Not trying to be argumentative.

        • sgarland 3 days ago ago

          The giant parts of the country routinely vote against their own self-interests, and refuse to accept evidence to this effect.

      • Waterluvian 4 days ago ago

        I took a moment to realize there’s a place called Gary, Indiana. And that there isn’t just some guy who is so infamous that he’s just known as Gary.

        • jb1991 4 days ago ago

          It’s actually a very famous city, but not for entirely good reasons. For starters, it did in my youth have the highest per capita rate of murder in the United States.

          However, Michael Jackson is from there. So there’s that.

          • thaumasiotes 4 days ago ago

            > it did in my youth have the highest per capita rate of murder in the United States.

            > However, Michael Jackson is from there.

            There are no coincidences.

            • ykonstant 3 days ago ago

              Bunch of murderous psychos going heehee as they murk you smoothly.

        • hinkley 4 days ago ago

          Clearly not a fan of musical theater. The Music Man ~~takes place in~~ repeatedly refers to Gary. Ron Howard sings a song called Gary Indiana in the movie version. He’s about waist high in that movie.

          • evgen 4 days ago ago

            Pretty close, but the musical takes place in the fictional town of River City, Iowa and Henry Hill claims to be an alumnus of the Gary Conservatory (class of '05), which is the hook used to launch the song in question.

            • hinkley 4 days ago ago

              D’oh. You are correct.

        • cipheredStones 4 days ago ago

          Every guy named Gary is named after Gary, Indiana. Gary Cooper named himself after the town, and then got very, very popular.

          • o11c 3 days ago ago

            Not all, only most Americans. For Brits it's usually after Sir Garfield (spear field) St Aubrun Sobers.

            And even before Gary Cooper there were people using it for Gerald (spear power), Gerard (spear hard/brave), and (old) Gerbert (spear bright). It is a cousin to, but believed not historically derived from, Garrett/Garrod. It is unclear whether German/Germain derive from this root or not. It is usually unrelated to Jared (which is usually a Hebrew name, but does have spelling variants that overlap Garrod).

            • Taikonerd 3 days ago ago

              Thank you, I thought this was interesting!

        • phlakaton 4 days ago ago

          It is known for not being Louisiana, Paris, France, New York, or Rome.

        • kens 4 days ago ago

          Gary, Indiana is still memorable to me 50 years later from when we'd drive through it, handkerchiefs pressed to our faces to block out the terrible smell from some sort of toxic industry. Is Gary still like that or has it been cleaned up?

          • stockresearcher 3 days ago ago

            It doesn't stink much anymore. It's still extraordinarily poor, but this is also Gary:

            https://www.google.com/maps/@41.6196019,-87.2547571,3a,75y,3...

          • bookofjoe 4 days ago ago

            Reminds me of driving through Eureka, California in the early 80s and the overpoweringly horrible smell from the paper mills in the area.

            • kyleee 3 days ago ago

              Where did all the effluent go; directly into the bay?

              • genter 3 days ago ago

                No, there's a pipe from Samoa Peninsula out to the ocean. (Fun fact, they're now using that pipe for the fiber optic cable that's landing here.)

        • Rendello 4 days ago ago

          The town's even referenced in Futurama:

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUW1pabZpLE

      • hinkley 4 days ago ago

        Illinois has a few rust belt towns as well. Decatur is the asshole of Illinois, with a water supply to match. Though for variety, it smells like old gym socks instead. Corn processing plants are almost as bad as paper mills, and when I lived there it had two, ADM and the very aptly named Staley.

        • W-Stool 4 days ago ago

          East St. Louis, Illinois would like to have a chat with Decatur about which is worst.

          • hinkley 4 days ago ago

            The thing about the middle of Illinois is they consider Chicago to be a separate state and East St Louis to be Missouri’s problem. “Oh you’re from Chicago” is a common reply any time you found out you’re from an exurb. Often said with just a hint of dismissal. That’s not the real Illinois. Nobody talks about Rock Island and Moline (the Illinois half of the Quad Cities) this way, for instance.

            Carbondale is slightly better, but I think it’s a notorious party school for very good reasons. Small town Midwest has a saying that “there’s nothing to do here except drink, fuck, and knock over mailboxes”. Most Iowa this is especially true, but Carbondale also gave me that vibe. Also that’s a fucking long drive. St Louis too. Nobody appreciates that Illinois is half as tall as California (not that anyone appreciates how long a trip up and down CA is either).

            • macintux 4 days ago ago

              Indiana is seriously considering annexing much of central/southern Illinois. It’s amazing just how aggressively divisive politics have become in the last 20 years.

              • EFreethought 3 days ago ago

                They might think they are serious, but they are not. Illinois would have to agree to it, and Illinois will not.

          • jb1991 4 days ago ago

            Newark New Jersey just walked into the room. “The armpit of America“.

            • hinkley 4 days ago ago

              Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who. This is a happy occasion!

      • sandworm101 4 days ago ago

        Good enough, but also the abject fear of seeing the rocky mountains rear up from the plains. For someone walking beside a wagon in late summer, a horizon of tree and snow-covered mountains topped with jagged peaks would seem like the end of the earth.

      • klardotsh 4 days ago ago

        Yep. Even worse, the problem is recursive: a town I lived in for a while growing up, Vandalia, Ohio (a suburb of Dayton, itself not exactly a booming metropolis in this millennium, but I digress) was settled by westward migrants aiming for Vandalia, Illinois - a town in the absolute middle of nowhere that just so happened to be the end of the National Road, presumably because the road builders got bored and/or ran out of money. Anyway, the travelers got bored and/or ran out of money on their way to Illinois, gave up, said "good enough", and named their new Ohio settlement after the place they failed to reach.

        The Midwest is many things, but for quite a lot of it, "where anyone really wanted to get stuck" is not one of them.

        • tomcam 3 days ago ago

          I’m just praying that your football team was called the Vandals

      • petre 3 days ago ago

        I regulary watch a youtuber from OH and think it's actually nice compared to NY (crowds, cars, construction sites) and SF (intoxicated homeless people). Yup, the weather sucks for half of the year, there are abandoned Rust Belt industrial buildings all over the place, it's kind of flat, but apart from that, it still looks kinda nice. Also great beer joints, places to bike around.

        https://youtu.be/eClMVj9GLAA?si=IxXxgdWfCsGge9yT

      • 1123581321 4 days ago ago

        Gary is also interesting, though. It used to be interesting for good economic and cultural reasons, then bad reasons. Now it's experiencing some revitalization in the manner of Detroit or Rockford, which might actually make it more boring, though better to live in.

        I thought the Indiana aside was odd as an objective assessment, but it worked well as a flavorful bit of travel writing to help me understand the perspective of the visitor to Greenland.

        • mothballed 4 days ago ago

          Gary is fine during the day compared to a lot of the surrounding areas because the population is actually fairly diverse. White, black, latino, there are enough of you that it's possible to blend in as long as you dress poor enough. If you aren't into drugs or banging and out during daylight hours and don't flash valuable you'll probably be fine.

          Vs. say some parts Cleveland, where I've been robbed at gunpoint the second my vehicle broke down and people noticed I'm not from around there.

      • tptacek 4 days ago ago

        Gary is basically part of the Chicago metro area; it's not characteristic of the run of the state you go through between Michigan and Illinois. You don't see it until after you commit to getting onto the Skyway.

      • uwagar 4 days ago ago

        and gary was where michael jackson was born.

    • ccleve 4 days ago ago

      Irked me too. I'm running for state representative in House District 9, which covers much of that area. The district is drop dead gorgeous and it's growing rapidly. There's a lot here.

      • tptacek 4 days ago ago

        Whoah, neat, congratulations or whatever you say to that. Good luck! Were you already involved in local politics in the area?

        • throwup238 4 days ago ago

          > whatever you say to that

          Illegitimis non carborundum?

          • ccleve 4 days ago ago

            Thanks. That's exactly the right thing to say.

        • ccleve 4 days ago ago

          yes, quite a bit

      • forgotoldacc 4 days ago ago

        Pretty much everyone on earth is proud of their home area. I've never really been to a place where people didn't describe their home as one of the most beautiful places on earth.

        Earth has a lot of nice places. The flatness of Indiana can be calming and beautiful. But if you're driving on main roads, it's not very exciting, and it's not the kind of exciting people will fly across the world to see. And that was the point in the article.

        • spauldo 4 days ago ago

          Try going to west Oklahoma sometime. Not even the people who've never traveled think it's the most beautiful place on Earth.

        • thevillagechief 4 days ago ago

          I love my home town. I grew up there, and it was fine. I would never describe it as one of the most beautiful places on earth. I'm I proud of it? Only in the sense it's home and I have family there.

        • tptacek 4 days ago ago

          People do fly out to vacation in the part of Indiana he highlighted!

          I'm not saying Indiana on the whole isn't flat. When I was growing up, their ad campaign was literally "there's more than corn in Indiana". I'm just saying, he couldn't have picked a worse map location to make the point with.

        • ccleve 4 days ago ago

          This area has a lot of hills.

          • zamadatix 4 days ago ago

            Many areas have some minor hills, or some variant infinitely more interesting (hoosier myself, I regret moving here 10 years ago and may finally be bothered enough by it to deal with moving out in Spring). All in all, a state this big with less than 1,000 ft between the highest and lowest parts is just disappointingly flat, given the general lack of other natural attraction.

            I'd say the caves in that region of the state are interesting, but options like Mammoth Cave are not that far away in KY (and they have better hills too).

    • osigurdson 4 days ago ago

      I've never been to Indiana but I don't like when people say things like this about other places. Yeah, these people are "too tired" to go anywhere else - right. I hope the author enjoyed channeling Hemingway for a bit but seriously what does he know about why people live there?

      • Broken_Hippo 3 days ago ago

        Would you rather hear about being too poor to go anywhere else? I'm from Indiana, lived there until I was 35 and family still lives there.

        "Too tired" is an apt descriptor, though. "Too Poor" or not having opportunities is generally good too, but you likely wouldn't see all of that while driving through. Most people just live there because they were born there and their lives are there. "why would you move here??" isn't an unusual question.

        • osigurdson 3 days ago ago

          I feel like that is a valid view from someone who lives there but, if you aren't from a given place, I'm not interested in your opinion. Also, "why would you move here?", how many places on Earth meet that criteria?

    • bradgessler 4 days ago ago

      Unfortunately the dunes and lake are not visible from that stretch of I-94.

      Southern Indiana is another beautiful part of the state. It's mostly rolling hills with lush green forests and farms.

      • tptacek 4 days ago ago

        You don't have to drive it on I-94; in fact, for many years it was faster not to, because of insane bottom of the lake traffic. You can take the Dunes Highway instead (and then keep off 94 up the Michigan shore; there's good stuff up there).

        • LeifCarrotson 3 days ago ago

          Honestly, I think it's a good thing it's insulated by a couple miles of hills and trees from I-94. The relentless noise of the highway would be absolutely terrible for the beach.

          I actually stopped to stretch my legs and bag another national park at the Indiana Dunes National Park last Friday on my way back to Michigan from Wisconsin. Maybe AI was in a sour mood due to my poor decision to drive through Chicago from 3 to 6pm on a Friday, but I wasn't that impressed - Holland, Muskegon, Hoffmaster, Silver Lake, or Ludington State Parks up the Michigan coastline are all superior.

          It only looks fantastic though a Chicagoan or Hoosier perspective because the rest of the area is a rust belt.

          • tptacek 3 days ago ago

            There's no part of Chicago that really looks all that impressive from any of our interstates. If you want to drive fast through Chicago and actually see it, you have to get yourself onto Lake Shore Drive.

        • bradgessler 4 days ago ago

          I need to do that next time I’m driving between Chicago and Michigan. I haven’t seen the dunes there yet and I bet it’s incredible.

          • tptacek 4 days ago ago

            I'm speaking up for Indiana here but honestly if you're looking for those dunescapes and beaches, western Michigan is the better bet. Road To Perdition was filmed around Saugatuck, just an hour into Michigan; that part of Michigan really is worth a trip to see (you'd want book a place to stay up by the lake for at least a couple days; it's not so much a sightseeing deal as a chill-out-by-the-lake deal).

            The whole stretch though from Chicago up to Traverse City is basically where Chicago vacations.

            • bradgessler 4 days ago ago

              I have done that! Reminded me of some dunes I scaled in Jordan.

          • scheme271 4 days ago ago

            Check out sleeping bear dunes park in Michigan especially if you can get out to the islands. Also Three Oaks Michigan is also a nice spot to stay and explore for a day or two. Journeyman distillery and a few nice restaurants are located there.

      • BeFlatXIII 3 days ago ago

        I-64 is an underlooked gem. I used to drive there all the time.

    • kasey_junk 4 days ago ago

      It’s also problematic because that part of Indiana was geo engineered into a blank slate. It used to be a wetlands that rivaled the Everglades but was drained and filled in a massive (and controversial) public works effort.

    • curl-up 4 days ago ago

      Having been to Greenland recently, I found his description of it similarly flawed.

      • joecool1029 4 days ago ago

        In what way/ways?

        • curl-up 4 days ago ago

          > The first thing you notice when you land in Greenland is there are no trees or grass. There is snow and then there is exposed rock.

          This is only true of the area around the airport. Even his pictures further into the article show how misleading this description is. I was actually very surprised how little snow/ice there was. Now when I think of Greenland, I think of something similar to [1].

          Of course, in the winter, it's a completely different story (I was there in July). But he was there during the warm period as well (as is obvious from his photos).

          > The city itself sits in a landscape so dramatically inhospitable it makes the surface of Mars look cozy.

          If you look at a map, you will notice that Nuuk is at the same latitude as Reykjavik. There's a common meme about Iceland being green and Greenland being icy, and that's definitely true if you compare inland or northern Greenland with Iceland during summer (during winter, both are icy and dark), but hiking around Nuuk is a very "green" experience. Yes, there's a ton of mosquitoes, but nature itself is very inviting. I did not get any of the "inhospitable" vibes he mentions.

          > But again even riding the bus around it is impossible to escape the feeling that this is a fundamentally hostile to human life place. The sun is bright and during the summer its pretty hot, with my skin feeling like it was starting the burn pretty much the second it was exposed to the light. It's hard to even dress for, with layers of sunscreen, bug spray and then something warm on top if you suddenly got cold.

          This whole section is just overblown BS.

          All in all, I enjoyed it a lot. Compared to Iceland, it's definitely a lot less "user friendly" and you need to prepare better, but I have never been to a place that is less affected by humans, and in our age, that is something worth experiencing.

          [1] https://truewindhealingtravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08...

          • noelwelsh 4 days ago ago

            >> The first thing you notice when you land in Greenland is there are no trees or grass. There is snow and then there is exposed rock.

            > This is only true of the area around the airport. Even his pictures further into the article show how misleading this description is.

            At least as far as trees go, Greenland is reasonably famously lacking in trees (if you are the kind of person who cares about such things). All chopped down by the Vikings and only now are a few sections of forest being regrown. Iceland is basically the same.

            A few links:

            - https://www.globalforestwatch.org/dashboards/country/GRL/. "In 2020, Greenland had 0.00 ha of natural forest"

            - https://www.reddit.com/r/geography/comments/14notoe/the_prog...

            - https://greenlandtrees.org/

            • curl-up 4 days ago ago

              Agreed, I failed to mention this detail, thank you for adding. But hopefully you agree that his description paints a completely ridiculous picture.

      • ARandomerDude 4 days ago ago

        I’ve never been to Greenland or (to my knowledge) met anyone who has. What is/was your experience like?

        • curl-up 4 days ago ago

          I tried explaining in the other comment here. In summary, it's beautiful, raw nature, that's different from anything else I've seen. It takes some preparation, but I haven't experience any of these "sun will kill you and ice will kill you too" vibes that the article suggests. It felt like one of the last places on Earth not affected by humans (at least directly through resource exploitation, as it definitely is affected by the warming - but that's another discussion).

    • internet2000 4 days ago ago

      Yeah I didn't open this link to see Indiana catching stray bullets. Does a disservice to this article.

      • schmookeeg 4 days ago ago

        The charms of Indiana have been consistently lost on me over the years; it enhanced the article for me, and I read nearly his entire blog after his Greenland rantlet. I learned a few things.

        Different strokes I suppose :)

      • bell-cot 4 days ago ago

        I prefer to see that part as an up-front, honest disclosure of his biases and negativity.

    • kubectl_h 4 days ago ago

      This is good to know, I have passed through Indiana a number of times on I-70 and I've found it to be particularly flat and boring. I know there are pretty places everywhere but that stretch has felt like exactly what he was saying, a place you have to get through to go somewhere else.

      • jccalhoun 4 days ago ago

        Whenever I see people say Indiana is flat and boring I know they haven't been south of I-70.

        • adzm 4 days ago ago

          The glaciers bunched everything up like a rug and melted just south of 70

    • jb1991 4 days ago ago

      And the southern part of the state is actually one of the most famous places in the United States for painters to retreat in the autumn as there are no trees as beautiful as you will find there.

      Calling some states good states and others not is just a silly thing to do anyway.

    • tedggh 4 days ago ago

      The Indiana Dunes is indeed one of the most beautiful unexpected places I have encountered traveling in the US. And Wagner’s have to be the absolute best ribs in the world.

    • losvedir 4 days ago ago

      Heh, as someone who lives there (Northwest Indiana) that was a rough read.

      Then again, our state motto did used to be "Crossroads of America", so I guess that's kind of fair. These days it's the more aspirational "More to Discover".

      • AaronAPU 4 days ago ago

        I live somewhere that you’ll find almost nothing but insults about online. Meanwhile it remains a great place to live because those people don’t come here. Consider it a blessing.

        • dgfitz 4 days ago ago

          Cleveland?

    • 8bitsrule 4 days ago ago

      Immediately reminded me of my first (and only) impression of driving that route.

      And of that old one-hit-wonder, R. Dean Taylor lyric "Indiana wants me ... Lord I can't go back there"...

    • jccalhoun 4 days ago ago

      I bugged me too. I'm from Southern Indiana and when I hear people say "Indiana is flat" or "Indiana is boring to look at" all I hear them say is "I've only been to the Northern part of Indiana."

      There is a lot to shit on Indiana for but its natural beauty isn't one of them.

      • mothballed 4 days ago ago

        It's likely people from west of the Mississippi.

        Indiana and other midwestern states have some awesome nature, but it's basically taken for granted by people from there because you grow up having your family show you all those places. Imagine if aliens showed up to a megacity, and declared there was no food anywhere -- a local would show them places called "restaurants" that actually have more varied and competitive tasty foods than about any farmland areas you'd find, but the aliens would think there's food only in the farmlands and declare the city worthless for finding something to eat.

        If you drive out west, you don't even have to look for them; astounding nature is evereywhere.

        End result is people from midwestern states appreciate the beauty of their state, but people who haven't lived there for years generally don't. Even after leaving the midwest, I have a high appreciation for the natural landscape, but that's only because I know where to go when I get there.

  • planet36 4 days ago ago

    "The fact is, that among his hunters at least, the whale would by all hands be considered a noble dish, were there not so much of him; but when you come to sit down before a meat-pie nearly one hundred feet long, it takes away your appetite."

    Moby-Dick

    Herman Melville

    • iagooar 4 days ago ago

      I've had whale when I went to Norway.

      Was it good? It was OK. Would I have it again? Probably not.

      Still a nice experience. Also trying cured reindeer, moose and seal slices was pretty unique.

      • repple 4 days ago ago

        Whale meat is so iron rich. Basically eating liver.

        Now reindeer steak — that’s excellent!

      • bookofjoe 4 days ago ago

        I recall having whale on a regular basis when I was college in Japan in 1968-69. I liked it, though its grey appearance wasn't appealing. I was always struck by how much it resembled meat in both texture and taste.

        • Blackthorn 4 days ago ago

          It literally is meat. It's a mammal!

          • bookofjoe 4 days ago ago

            To clarify: animal meat. I had a feeling this clarification would pop up...

            • eulgro 4 days ago ago

              A whale is an animal...

        • laxd 4 days ago ago

          # I was always struck by how much it resembled meat in both texture and taste.

          Say what? How can a mollusc taste like meat?

          • bookofjoe 4 days ago ago

            mollusc [sic]: 'An invertebrate of a large phylum which includes snails, slugs, mussels, and octopuses.'

            • laxd 4 days ago ago

              Mollusc is a perfectly legal way of writing mollusk if that's what you mean. And everyone knows that whales evolved from hungry beach snails around 50mya.

              • bookofjoe 3 days ago ago

                >And everyone knows that whales evolved from hungry beach snails around 50mya.

                Favorite thing I've read this week.

  • ryangibb 4 days ago ago

    > The second I stepped outside I was set upon by a flood of mosquitos like I have never experienced before. I have been to the jungles of Vietnam, the swamps of Florida and the Canadian countryside. This was beyond anything I've ever experienced.

    > There are bugs in my mouth, ears, eyes and nose almost immediately. The photo below is not me being dramatic, it is actually what is required to keep them off of me.

    > In fact what you need to purchase in order to walk around this area at all are basically bug nets for your face. They're effectively plastic mesh bags that you put on.

    This is pretty standard for Scotland in the summer too.

    • FridayoLeary 4 days ago ago

      The midges are horrific. It's amazing how something so tiny can make your life so miserable. I don't know how people in the olden days survived. I wonder what kind of social and political effects the midges had. I can imagine Scots with all their gifts of the mind and body fleeing and surrendering to the English just to get away from them.

      • WalterBright 4 days ago ago

        > I don't know how people in the olden days survived.

        Maybe they found a material they could smear on their body.

        For a similar example, I have a friend who spends a lot of time hiking and camping. He tells me that the first day, he needs to apply sunscreen. The next day onward, he doesn't need to anymore, as his body oil and sweat seems to do the job.

        It makes sense that our skin has not evolved to be cleaned every day.

        • AlotOfReading 4 days ago ago

          People simply got used to it, for the most part. It takes me a few weeks to readjust to the insects whenever I go back to the Arctic, after which they're just dramatically less annoying.

          Keep in mind that the swarms you see today are usually a historical anomaly exacerbated by changing conditions in the Arctic. Longer, warmer summers create more spaces for them to breed, and sudden, bitter cold spells in winter affect the predators controlling their population more than the insects themselves. The palearctic region is a very different place than it was centuries ago.

        • throwup238 4 days ago ago

          In Scotland they would have smeared bog myrtle over themselves. Other alternatives were animal fat mixed with an aromatic or even tar and pine resin. As far as I know most cultures had some sort of equivalent.

          The best contemporaneous example would be the otjize clay rub used by the Himba in Namibia. It’s largely an adaptation to water scarcity but it also protects them from insects and cleans their hair and skin by trapping dirt and flaking off.

        • majormajor 4 days ago ago

          Most people don't have nearly that good luck.

          I'm fortunate that they just don't like me as much as some of the people I've done week+ hiking/camping trips with. I was ok with deet. Some folks still got dozens of bites even after it.

          • WalterBright 4 days ago ago

            I think you overlooked the mention of sunscreen.

            • majormajor 4 days ago ago

              No? We all wore that too... but unless we're all just weirdos and sunscreen == bug repellant for the whole rest of the world in a way it never has for us (and is not advertised as), it just seemed irrelevant.

              The sunscreen kept us from being bright red and in pain for the last 6 days of the trip. The mosquitos gave zero fucks about it.

              I would bet that the lucky person whose "body oil and sweat seems to do the job" isn't the representative person here...

              • WalterBright 3 days ago ago

                He never said it was a mosquito repellent. Just that he wouldn't burn the second day of sweating while hiking, and only needed the sunscreen for the first.

    • internet_points 4 days ago ago

      That first google map has "Myggedalen" (Mosquito Valley) listed as a Panoramic View. At least they're honest :-)

      • pcrh 4 days ago ago

        Myggedalen looks like "midge dale".

        • Terr_ 4 days ago ago

          > "I am being eaten alive!" cried Pippin. "Midgewater! There are more midges than water!"

          > "What do they live on when they can't get hobbit?" asked Sam, scratching his neck.

        • vintermann 4 days ago ago

          Etymologically I'm pretty sure it is.

        • LAC-Tech 4 days ago ago

          I'm a native English speaker and I feel like dale and valley are two different words for the same thing.

    • sema4hacker 4 days ago ago

      In the 70's we visited relatives in northern Minnesota and took a .22 rifle to a dump, I think to shoot rats. So many mosquitos would immediately land on us and the rifle that you couldn't see the sight on the end of the barrel. We got out of there quick.

    • nalathna 2 days ago ago

      I struggle with the juxtaposition that there are horrible swarms of mosquitoes while there appears to still be snow everywhere. I've experienced those two things separately many times but never together.

  • noduerme 3 days ago ago

    This was some great travel writing. You don't hear good metaphors thrown around these days so much; LLMs suck at metaphors. Some choice bits:

    >>like being stuck behind a school bus in your own driveway.

    >>like some sort of prehistoric parking lot

    >>like nature's sculpture garden

    >>like being grounded by an airline

    >>like a very expensive, very slow merry-go-round

    >>like being trapped in a meteorological mood swing

    These are each couched really nicely as references to everyday life, not over the top Hunter S Thompson style parallels, but at the same time very visual and conjuring experiences everyone can relate to. Good writing.

    I'm really disturbed by the throwing of frozen sled dogs off a cliff. Frozen wasteland or not, they should do something to enforce laws against cruelty to animals.

    • LarsKrimi 3 days ago ago

      > Frozen wasteland or not, they should do something to enforce laws against cruelty to animals.

      There are animal welfare laws, as well as a special unit responsible for specifically sleddogs. People are told to call snitch lines if they see animal cruelty

      What is animal cruelty? The sleddogs talked about in the post were dead, you don't know how they died. In the wild or on trips sled drivers will often kill sleddogs themselves if they notice one slowing the pack down. It's a different world

      Or is it just the part about throwing them off a cliff you don't like?

  • tokai 4 days ago ago

    «This would end up being a theme, where buildings representing Denmark were made out of lots of wood, almost to ensure that you understood they weren't from here.»

    Wooden buildings is much more of a Swedish or Norwegian thing than Danish. Wood is just a good material for building in the arctic.

    • SilverElfin 4 days ago ago

      Why is it a good material? I would think steel or reinforced concrete would be better, with cheap corrugated metal paneling. And either way you need reinforced concrete foundations right?

      • coryrc 4 days ago ago

        Wood is a much better insulator than those two materials. At cold temps even the fasteners holding on cladding over foam sheets is a significant source of lost heat, so if screwed into wood instead of steel framing, you conduct much less heat.

        • SilverElfin 4 days ago ago

          Can’t you put some insulation on fasteners? Or just hold insulation on from the inside without piercing the outside wall?

          • coryrc 3 days ago ago

            Obviously there are various schemes to mitigate (not eliminate) this loss and others. It all takes expertise and money, both of which will be in short supply.

            Also it's not like Greenland has an excess of concrete or steel either.

      • benrutter 4 days ago ago

        Certainly for Sweden and Norway, wood is very plentiful, and a good insulator. I don't know if steel would technically be better, but historically at least it would have been harder to get hold of.

        • WalterBright 3 days ago ago

          I considered using metal framing for my house. The contractor told me that would be a mistake, as metal attracted condensation. I decided that following his advice would be a good idea.

    • Metacelsus 4 days ago ago

      hence, "Norwegian wood"?

  • topkai22 4 days ago ago

    I flew over Greenland coming back from Europe recently. From the air, the fjords and glacial snowscapes there and in northern Canada are profoundly beautiful and completely devoid of signs of humans in a way you don’t see even in some of the remotest parts of the US.

    Definitely worth opening the shade for if you have the opportunity

    • jamesblonde 4 days ago ago

      The best flights are to/from Seattle. Copenhagen/Seattle goes over the far north of Greenland.

      • tobinfekkes 4 days ago ago

        Same here. My favorite pictures from flights are from the London/Seattle route over Greenland.

    • SilverElfin 4 days ago ago

      I’ve flown that way but got absolutely blinded by whatever is outside - it was very hard to tell any details on the land below.

  • paulcole 4 days ago ago

    > There is nothing distinct about Indiana, it's just a place full of people who got too tired on their way to somewhere better and decided "this is good enough".

    This is how Norte Dame was (allegedly) founded. Priests set out from the East Coast, planning to found the greatest Catholic University in the world in California. They get to Indiana and encounter a terrible snowstorm. They hunker down and decide they’ll get moving again when the weather improved. It never did.

  • b3lm0nt 4 days ago ago

    Enjoyed this. Reminds me of the great Idle Words (Maciej Ceglowski’s blog) travel posts.

    Shuffleboard At McMurdo: https://idlewords.com/2016/05/shuffleboard_at_mcmurdo.htm

    • wood_spirit 4 days ago ago

      There is a YouTuber making a really remote cabin in I think northern Canada called Off Grid Engineering and he has a similar narrative style. Nice :). Recommended

    • internet_points 4 days ago ago

      came to say the same thing :-) I love those posts; this one was right up there with Maciej's

  • bikelang 4 days ago ago

    Having grown up in northern Indiana and having spent my honeymoon ski touring in Greenland - I must say I don’t find the two to be very comparable. The skiing was significantly better in Greenland and the people much friendlier to boot.

  • sleddoggs 4 days ago ago

    Nice try, Matt. I think everyone knows you just want Greenland all to yourself.

  • pixelpoet 4 days ago ago

    Poor doggywogs :(

    Edit: Wow, HN didn't like that. Nevermind, screw the dogs I guess, just toss the frozen ones over the cliff.

    • Slava_Propanei 4 days ago ago

      If you hang out with sled dogs, you will discover they are the happiest dogs. They go nuts when they get to run or eat, and just chill in their dog houses otherwise.

    • mkl 4 days ago ago

      You may want to reconsider your choice of word: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wog

      • pixelpoet 4 days ago ago

        It's a common word in (UK, apparently) English, cf. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/doggy_woggy

        I've literally never once heard someone use the ethnic slur "wog", and I grew up in 90s South Africa :)

        • strken 3 days ago ago

          I'm Australian and I might be missing some nuance about other dialects, but doggy-woggy is a completely different word from doggywog. The first is standard rhyming reduplication, while the second is ambiguous but can be read as relating to a couple of different slurs (in my dialect).

          I have heard people use that word, although a good chunk were using it about themselves and with pride.

        • jjgreen 3 days ago ago

          It certainly was in the `70s, but faded away after that. Mind you, given the recent surge in popularity of fascists, it might make a comeback.

  • epolanski 4 days ago ago

    > Even professional travel personalities seemed to be scraping the bottom of the barrel. "There's the grocery store again!"

    Hah, that's exactly the feeling I got when my favorite travel YouTuber went there.

    Other than what in this post you also had boat excursions which were nice.

  • Espressosaurus 4 days ago ago

    It's tiny and inhospitable, but it's beautiful like the inhospitable beauty of the high desert--but with snow. The pop of color of the houses against the the bedrock they're built on, the orange spray of lichen on the granite, the site of brightly colored red sails on tourist boats radiant as the sun punches through the fog, the incredible glaciers and density of snow and ice as it exits the mouth of the fjord, the site of an iceberg tipping over as it melts...

    It's not somewhere you go if you want to enjoy architectural masterpieces, but the harsh beauty of a place like that can't be understated.

  • marssaxman 4 days ago ago

    Charming, and well written! I'd love to go backpacking there some day - perhaps the Arctic Circle Trail.

    • rwmj 3 days ago ago

      I also thought it was charming and well written, and now have no intention of ever going there!

  • ck2 4 days ago ago

    fun-fact: CIA is currently mucking around in Greenland trying to get rid of people against annexation

    this is not going to end well

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0j9l08902eo

    https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-polit...

    • gruez 4 days ago ago

      >fun-fact: CIA is currently mucking around in Greenland trying to get rid of people against annexation

      That's a very misleading phrasing for what's essentially an influence operation. Your wording of "get rid of people ..." implies there's some assassinations/violence going on, but there's nothing to suggest that's happening. If Republicans/Democrats or even Russia was running an influence operation in the US, nobody would characterize that as "getting rid" of opponents or whatever.

      • krapp 4 days ago ago

        Every "influence operation" of this type by the CIA inevitably involves assassinations and violence. That's what the CIA does.

        • gruez 4 days ago ago

          Source that all/most CIA "influence campaigns" involved "assassinations and violence"? Moreover even if we take at face value that CIA always eventually resorts to assassinations/violence, it's dishonest to claim it's "currently" going on with no evidence of it. It's probably safe to say that most military campaigns involve civilian deaths, but it'd be irresponsible to claim right off the bat that the US military is "currently killing civilians" in the absence of a specific incident.

    • lifestyleguru 4 days ago ago

      Oh god, this CIA meddling in never ends well for anyone. I mean afterwards Americans will make a Hollywood movie claiming that situation was complicated and their intentions were good, but it will end up with some sort of hell.

    • idiotsecant 4 days ago ago

      I don't think that's an accurate characterization of either of those articles. It sounds like they're trying to find groups who want to be independent, probably with the goal of artificially propping them up. It's still gross, but not as gross as hunting dissidents.

      • morkalork 4 days ago ago

        >find groups who want to be independent, probably with the goal of artificially propping them up

        The same thing is happening in Alberta. It is unsettling and disturbing

        • a4isms 4 days ago ago

          No different than the Russians hunting for American dissidents to prop up. Well, a little different in that the Russians hunted for them in the Senate chamber and golf clubs.

        • dismalaf 4 days ago ago

          The Trudeau/Carney government is doing that all on their own. Just gonna drop this here:

          https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PCAP.CD?location...

          Edit - for those who don't get it, Alberta derives most of its wealth from oil. Successive Liberal governments have both restricted our ability to sell oil while taking significant amounts of money from Alberta in transfer payments. Since Alberta has a border with the US, we have pipelines going south. All the while the Canadian economy has been severely under-performing relative to the US government. The last 2 points naturally push Alberta away from Canada towards the US, without any potential political interference.

          • didibus 4 days ago ago

            If you do the math, Alberta would donate even more money if it was a US state. It would owe more federal taxes, and since its population tends younger and well employed, it would get less of it back.

            You could say the "benefit" could be that getting approvals for pipelines and higher production of oil might be easier to get in the US. That's really just an "if" though. The Keystone XL pipeline was blocked twice by US government.

            What it should have done is adopt Norway's model. It would have half a trillion in savings already if it had, and wouldn't even need oil, as raw investment could finance its budget alone.

            But putting all that aside as well. Your average Albertan wouldn't be better off. They'd lose healthcare, education would be more expensive, they'd have a worse retirement fund, and so on. They'd have to pay more tax and get less benefit in return. Plus, there'd be a higher influx of immigrants low balling the jobs and lowering wages.

            But it’s not too late to change course. If Alberta seriously committed to a Norway style model now, it could still build a fund big enough to make oil dependence temporary. That alone could justify building pipelines to the coast, use it as a bridge until the Heritage Fund becomes a self-sustaining engine of prosperity. It's a convincing argument for the other provinces, and would be great for Canada overall.

            • dismalaf 4 days ago ago

              > They'd lose healthcare

              You ever needed surgery? Ever tried to use healthcare for anything non trivial or not immediately urgent?

              I've lived in BC and Alberta. Things take years in BC, maybe a single year in Alberta, and days to weeks in Europe...

              We pay into Canadian healthcare but use EU healthcare (while paying more out of pocket)...

              • idiotsecant 2 days ago ago

                You know how long it takes if you can't pay in the US? Infinity years.

              • didibus 3 days ago ago

                I mean, if you're rich, you can also cross the border and pay US prices. Or hop to Dubai and get it done same day.

                I've lived in both Canada and US and to be honest, I never found it was much better in the US for how much you pay, and for which so many people simply can't even afford it. With the exception being urgent care and routine things definitely have less wait time in the US. But most major thing seem comparable, like maybe a little faster in the US, but like I said not to the proportion of how much more you pay. And the treatment itself, quality, how you are cared for, basically the same.

                I'm glad to hear it's better in Europe!

      • ck2 4 days ago ago

        There are less than 60,000 people in Greenland

        Not 6 million, only 60K

        It's like a small city population spread out much further

        Much easier to disappear opposition than try to recruit people pro-oppression

        This is not going to end well because it's not about the mineral rights

        It's about the northwest passage, which will then be another cold war with Canada

        I hope all these countries understand the vast majority of US population is not okay with this

        • crikeykangaroo 4 days ago ago

          > I hope all these countries understand the vast majority of US population is not okay with this

          Where are the protests against the current regime in the US? I see more support rather than outrage. If the US in its current state was any other third-world shithole, you'd be invaded by 2003 US.

          • calmworm 3 days ago ago

            But where do you see this support you speak of?

    • danielscrubs 4 days ago ago

      Exactly my thoughts.

      I think US ownership (not necessarily of land) is inevitable, but it is going to take a couple of decades of these kind of polarising pieces.

      • pcrh 4 days ago ago

        US ownership would be pointless. The US already has relatively free access to its ally Greenland for military purposes. See for example the US base in Pituffik (formerly Thule). Proposing to annex your allies is a bit rude, to say the least...

        If a country other than Denmark was to claim Greenland, either Iceland or Canada would make more sense.

        • gpm 4 days ago ago

          As a Canadian I really can't imagine why we would be a better country for Greenland to be part of then Denmark. Unlike Denmark (and the other nordic countries) we don't have any historical connection to it... nor is it part of our landmass, or really anything else other than vaguely near by.

          We're also really not interested in annexing random things.

      • jacquesm 4 days ago ago

        I don't think that's any more inevitable than US ownership of Scotland or Finland.

      • sorokod 4 days ago ago

        inevitable... because of Manifest Destiny?

        Like so (source Wikipedia)

        "... there were three basic tenets behind the concept:

        The assumption of the unique moral virtue of the United States.

        The assertion of its mission to redeem the world by the spread of republican government and more generally the "American way of life".

        The faith in the nation's divinely ordained destiny to succeed in this mission." ?

      • threemux 4 days ago ago

        I think it even makes sense if it were pursued in a different way. Greenland is looking for full independence but can't really hack it financially without aid. I think the COFA (Compact of Free Association) model that we have with Palau and Marshall Islands would work well.

        We get expanded military rights and potentially some mineral/drilling rights, while Greenland gets protection, lots of money, access to USPS domestic rates, and probably increased tourism in addition to the independence they desire. Their citizens could also live and work in the US indefinitely.

        • Hzwtdqwz1 4 days ago ago

          I think the Danish intelligence services should apply this model to Hawaii and Guam. It would make a lot of sense. Hawaii and Guam could get better health care on average while being semi independent. The EU could protect both with nuclear weapons.

          Native Hawaiians would escape the continued mistreatment:

          https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/hawaii-no...

          I think Radio Free Denmark should launch a soft power campaign.

          • threemux 4 days ago ago

            Lol I realize this is tongue in cheek but Denmark has no ability to administer or protect anything that far away. Nor are those places seeking independence.

            But hey, maybe I'm wrong and the Danes will successfully integrate a large group of people that don't share their values. They've already done that, right?

            • jacquesm 4 days ago ago

              > I realize this is tongue in cheek

              That's your mistake.

            • LarsKrimi 2 days ago ago

              > Lol I realize this is tongue in cheek but Denmark has no ability to administer or protect anything that far away

              Does the US? They don't seem to have a great track record of that

              I mean do you even remember Pearl Harbor?

              /S :^)

        • epolanski 4 days ago ago

          > Their citizens could also live and work in the US indefinitely.

          Not sure why Greenlanders would care at all.

          They can already do the same in Denmark, which is a country with far better standards of living.

          • threemux 4 days ago ago

            Oh gimme a break. That's one of the largest benefits to COFA and is heavily used by the Marshallese. Greenland on its own is not a first world country - there simply isn't enough population/work and it's a hard existence as detailed in TFA.

            You may not want to come here and that's fine, but it's a huge draw and will continue to be. Administrations are fleeting, but the allure of opportunity remains. You're posting on a forum that is somewhat of a monument to exactly that.

            EDIT: some of this made a bit more sense prior to your hasty edit

            • jacquesm 4 days ago ago

              Florida on its own is also not a first world country. This goes for many places and it isn't the flex you make it out to be, the fact that Greenland is part of Denmark which in turn in part of the EU and which the USA through NATO is bound by treaty to defend rather than that threaten to invade is a detail that may have escaped your attention but it matters rather a lot to the rest of the 'first world'.

              • threemux 3 days ago ago

                Florida on its own would absolutely be a first world country with a GDP comparable to Spain or South Korea. Pick a less prosperous state haha it has multiple cities with a greater population than the entire island of Greenland

                • jacquesm 3 days ago ago

                  There is a lot more to being a first world country than you make it out to be. Florida only works because it is part of the USA, if it were not it would not manage.

            • epolanski 4 days ago ago

              Denmark is one of the countries with the highest standards of living by any metric possible, consistently ranking among the best countries to live in the world.

              The US is not.

              Sure, there's allure in going to US if you're from a poor country, or if you have an ambition your country cannot satisfy (some scientists and entrepreneurs will find America only in America, that's true).

              Greenlanders are neither of those two categories.

              If they don't care moving to Denmark or rest of Europe you can be sure they don't care coming to US either.

        • watwut 4 days ago ago

          The primary threat to Greenland is USA and USA is extremely unreliable country. USA can't sell protection. It may extort or invade or commit some kind of atrocity ... but is not capable of selling protection.

          You are talking about getting a colony and stealing their resources.

        • pcrh 4 days ago ago

          Greenland needs protection from whom? The only country threatening it is the US.

          • threemux 4 days ago ago

            The Arctic will be the battleground and trade route of the future as it warms. Being associated with the US is preferable to the other options (Russia, China most likely). There won't be an option of the status quo.

            • gpm 4 days ago ago

              Greenland, as part of Denmark, is part of and protected by NATO. As its in the Atlantic it benefits fully from that treaty.

              It is also protected by Denmark's membership in the EU and the CSDP by virtue of the EU's collective self defense clause (which protects all of all member states territory, not just the parts in europe).

              The status quo - apart from the part where the US is threatening to violate its NATO treaty obligations and invade something it is obligated to protect from invasion - is just fine.

      • tokai 4 days ago ago

        Why is that inevitable?

        • tomrod 4 days ago ago

          Sounds like Danish former colonies aren't the only thing three letter agencies are bumbling around in.

        • danielscrubs 3 days ago ago

          Scandinavians are known for being quite naïve and Americans are quite good at psyops (historically).

          You might expect them to have christian values, but it would be a mistake…

      • epolanski 4 days ago ago

        What do you mean inevitable? The people there want nothing to do being somebody's colony.

      • impossiblefork 4 days ago ago

        >I think US ownership (not necessarily of land)

        What would that even mean? Especially the use the word 'ownership'?

        I think there's zero chance of US long-term influence on Greenland. They simply have no reason to prefer foreign domination, when they can simply be sovereign. I would place independence + EU membership as more probably than any association with the US, and I think them staying within Denmark is much more likely than them becoming independent.

        • TMWNN 4 days ago ago

          >They simply have no reason to prefer foreign domination, when they can simply be sovereign.

          No, they can't. The likes of Palau are (barely) viable as sovereign countries, because at least the geographic size is as small as their populations.

          It is absolutely, positively, completely impossible for 50K Greenlanders to by themselves maintain a the world's largest island, even aside from the completely frozen-over aspect. The $600M annual subsidy by Denmark does not include the funds Copenhagen spends on also running Greenland's foreign relations and defense. But in reality, Denmark spends a relative pittance on those things (like "six dog sleds" pittance); the vast majority of the cost of defending Greenland is borne by the US, as has been the case since 1940. Why should the US shoulder the burden without commensurate political power?

          • danielscrubs 3 days ago ago

            You don’t get to decide the price after the fact.

            The petroldollar has been amazing for every citizen of US… somethings just give and take.

            US can choose to jump out of Nato whenever it wishes.

            The real danger here is that we might all be chatting against llm bots…

        • WalterBright 4 days ago ago

          > They simply have no reason to prefer foreign domination

          The reason is they require subsidy to live there. The economy appears to run at a net deficit. The same reason the Vikings gave up on it.

          • impossiblefork 4 days ago ago

            I don't think the subsidy is required. The net deficit is small.

            Some Swedish regions also have a net deficit relative to other Swedish regions, but that doesn't mean that they don't work out economically. After all, not all economic activity in region is taxed there. A firm in Örnsköldsvik pays their taxes to the Swedish government, and then the Swedish government distributes part back to the region.

            It's around 600 million USD per year, on 56836 people. Around $1000 per head. But GDP per capita is $58,498.

            • WalterBright 4 days ago ago

              > I don't think the subsidy is required. The net deficit is small.

              Continuing to lose money leads to bankruptcy.

              • impossiblefork 4 days ago ago

                They would presumably just cut their government budget if it weren't for the subsidy.

                It would probably be fine. Furthermore, I don't think Denmark plans on dropping it. They want reasonably strong government services also in this sparsely populated arctic region.

            • Paradigm2020 4 days ago ago

              10k.

              • impossiblefork 4 days ago ago

                Ah, you're right. So an order of magnitude higher. Miscalculated.

      • pjc50 4 days ago ago

        It's going to get forgotten instantly when Trump leaves office, either democratically or feet first.

    • sema4hacker 4 days ago ago

      In spite of wanna-be-kings like Putin and Trump, the obvious historical trend is for larger empires and countries to break up into smaller independent ones.

  • tick_tock_tick 4 days ago ago

    Damn dude did Indiana steal your car or something? That's a lot of hate.

  • LAC-Tech 4 days ago ago

    I never understood why Denmark still bothers with Greenland. It seems to cost them a lot of money while at the same time they demand more and more autonomy. Danish isn't even an official language anymore. What does Denmark gain out of the block grant they give to Greenland?

    • inglor_cz 3 days ago ago

      Three centuries together is a long time. Many familial, workplace and friendly bonds tie the countries to one another. Also, as long as the territory is vaguely yours, even in a confederation, it is at least neutral or mildly positive towards you. Not hostile.

      If everything was about net money transfers, then the US could get rid of at least 15 constituent states, but half of those would be immediately courted by China, eh?

    • nsnxnn 3 days ago ago

      Prime access to the most significant sea in the 21st century as well as lots of resources

      By most estimates, in the mid 2050s the north artic will be mostly ice free, enabling direct and short travel between the states, Europe and the east

  • Simulacra 4 days ago ago

    I'm not sure what this person expected, they seem to have gone in this with Rose tinted glasses only to come away with it feeling like "Greenland, why?" It's like they set out to prove a point and were disappointed.

  • sangeeth96 4 days ago ago

    I'm not a fan of bugs but it's only when I consume these travelogues I'm reminded that I should be grateful things are nowhere as apocalyptic over where I live in south India.

  • jeffnappi 4 days ago ago

    This video about Camp Century in Greenland is fascinating: https://youtu.be/OndXawgRAeo

  • kasajian 3 days ago ago

    The article wasn't proof-read. Too many basic English errors are too distracting and makes it hard to read.

  • cozzyd 4 days ago ago

    I've spent quite a bit of time in kangerlussuaq while on route or on my way back from summit station. Would love to explore more of the country, but even just kangerlussuaq is quite beautiful. I've seen pictures from the east Coast from some pilots based out of Akureyri who were assisting some geologists at Summit one year and it looks absolutely gorgeous.

    Greenlandic hot dogs are delicious too, similar to Iceland.

  • Simon_O_Rourke 4 days ago ago

    Beautiful, but definitely not worth invading or sending our troops to take over, if you don't awfully mind Mr. President.

    • WalterBright 4 days ago ago

      Somebody is likely to take it at some point, for strategic military and resource purposes.

      • Symbiote 4 days ago ago

        Denmark took it centuries ago, and that's how it should stay unless or until the Greenlandic people decide otherwise.

        • WalterBright 4 days ago ago

          The regular incidence of war going on on our globe suggests that's not sustainable. Why do you think countries spend so much money on their militaries? Me, I'd love it if we could zero out the US defense budget. Unfortunately, that would be a disaster for us.

      • spacechild1 4 days ago ago

        What kind of argument is that!?

        • WalterBright 4 days ago ago

          Who controls what territory in the world is hardly stable. At some point, if one is not a military power, one will have to take sides. If, for example, valuable resources are discovered in Greenland.

          • spacechild1 4 days ago ago

            What are you talking about? Greenland is already a NATO member (via Denmark), so it has already taken a side. The obvious scandal, of course, is that Greenland is being openly threatened by the US - a fellow NATO member!

            • WalterBright 4 days ago ago

              > Greenland is being openly threatened by the US

              Not really. It's just bluster.

              • spacechild1 3 days ago ago

                Denmark/Greenland certainly thinks differently. And empty threats are still threats.

                • WalterBright 3 days ago ago

                  There's been no followup on the "threat".

                  • spacechild1 3 days ago ago

                    First, a threat stays a threat, even if you don't "follow up".

                    Second, there are stories about alleged covert CIA operations. The topic is certainly not off the table.

                    Don't you see any problem with the US expressing desires to annex parts of a fellow NATO member, let alone not ruling out military action?

        • gessha 4 days ago ago

          The Henry Kissinger argument.

    • dsign 4 days ago ago

      Well, US has the base near Guantanamo; I haven't been to that side but I have been to Guantanamo proper... trust me, that place is hot and has mosquitoes and two decades ago the naval base was almost as infamous as North Korea. And then there's the newly opened "alligator Alcatraz"... I think Mr. President have gotten some ideas for Greenland :-)

      /s

  • mckn1ght 4 days ago ago

    > So if you've ever wonder "what is a glacier", let me tell you. Greenland has a lot of ice and it pushes out from the land that is covers into the sea. When that happens, a lot of it breaks off.

    This is quite inaccurate and incomplete and the cynicism that follows and pervades the article is offputting.

    Let me tell you that glaciers are quite fascinating and come in a variety of constructions and have all sorts of interesting and beautiful features like caves and moulins.

    Watching one calve off something the size of a 5 story building into the sea just a couple hundred yards from my camp was a thrilling experience, the last time I went backcountry kayaking. And listening to another rumbling in the distance every 30 minutes or so at another camp the following night put me to sleep like a distant thunderstorm.

    I think this article just goes to show that you can find beauty and wonder anywhere if you’re open to seeing it. Even the mosquitoes in interior Alaska don’t bother me because it is simply the world I live in.

  • andhuman 3 days ago ago

    The bit about the dog was a good memento mori. You work hard almost your entire life… and then your body gets tossed over the wall.

  • goodmattg 4 days ago ago

    Perfect weekend read - kudos on a nice piece of writing

  • dreamcompiler 3 days ago ago

    As inhospitable goes, I wonder how Greenland compares to Antarctica.

    • sph 3 days ago ago

      If Greenland is Mars, Antarctica is Pluto.

      When I was sweating in the European summer a few weeks ago, I used to check the weather down in the South Pole… -50C on a good day, -80C with windchill. There is a reason one has a few small human colonies and the other only penguins.

  • keeptrying 3 days ago ago

    I felt the same when I went to Amstwerdam from SF

  • nullbyte808 4 days ago ago

    Funniest shit I've read in awhile on here!

  • anotherhue 4 days ago ago

    I note there was no mention of a McDonald's. I for one look forward to the McWhale.

    • ysangkok 4 days ago ago

      Why would you want McDonald's when you have pølsevogn?

      https://www.facebook.com/p/Kunuks-P%C3%B8lsevogn-61575713986...

      • vintermann 4 days ago ago

        This makes sense. Denmark is to pigs what New Zealand is to sheep.

    • tiagod 4 days ago ago

      Not even Iceland has McDonald's

      • sayrer 4 days ago ago

        They used to! Anyway, Iceland is really easy to travel to. Everyone speaks perfect English, and the coffee is good. I know a little bit of Icelandic because they think I am Icelandic for some reason (I can read the signs at least, so maybe I don't look lost). There's a street with hot dog stands and stuff right in the middle of the capitol, which they seem to like. There are good hamburger places too, but they are expensive.

        Greenland is another level.

  • worik 4 days ago ago

    What a wasted trip!

    How rude, especially about Indiana.

    They never found out where the people were going in their BMWs

    The only descriptions of the locals were entirely without sympathy.

    If this is how Icelanders [edit: Greenlanders, duh!]are treated by Danes, I suggest selling out to Trump!

    • mkl 4 days ago ago

      The author is American, and no Icelanders were mentioned.

      • worik 4 days ago ago

        > The author is American

        I assume you mean USAian. Fits my prejudices, which is unfortunate

        An arrogant prick, anyway

        • rendall 3 days ago ago

          > I assume you mean USAian.

          In English, the word American refers to someone from the United States, and almost all of the languages of the world use some equivalent term: amerikkalainen, Amerikaner, Américain, americano, американец, アメリカ人, أمريكي

          When speaking South American-inflected Spanish, you might use the word estadounidense and not americano

          USAian is not a word that anyone uses. I don't make the rules.

          • worik 3 days ago ago

            > n English, the word American refers to someone from the United States,

            No.

            It refers to Mexacins, Canadians, Columbians....

            The problem with USA expetionalism made clear.

        • hollerith 3 days ago ago

          We're not going to start using your awkward new word. There's nothing wrong or ambiguous about "American".

  • ulrischa 4 days ago ago

    Is this a US propaganda article to make greenland join the USA?