59 comments

  • alwahi 3 days ago ago

    Are those pet rocks or wild rocks? Are they homebroken? Can they be a home rock as I won't be able to take them for walks daily.

    • JKCalhoun 3 days ago ago

      Feral (judging by the one in the photo).

    • rkomorn a day ago ago

      I'm starting a rock sitting business. Our highly trained staff can look after your rocks while you are out.

  • chuckledog 3 days ago ago

    What stack are you running? How do you guarantee sequential consistency of order numbers across your app server regions, cache layers and data lakehouse?

  • Kerrick 3 days ago ago

    Removing choice is fine, but people will want to know what number they'll get if they order right now. Even if you can't or won't show the next rock, show the next number.

    • windowshopping 3 days ago ago

      That's actually kinda hard, no?

      Say the server has a counter. When you load the page, it's at 57, so it displays that you would be ordering #57. While you're looking at this, someone else loads the page - what number do you show them? If you show 57, then whoever orders first gets it and the other person gets a message "Sorry, not available. Want 58 instead?" but the same thing could then happen to them with #58, too – "Sorry, not available. Want 59 instead?"

      So maybe instead you show the 2nd person counter+1, i.e. 58. And you show the 3rd person counter+2, i.e. 59. But what if #59 purchases but 57 and 58 don't? What do you show the NEXT person, 57 or 60?

      I'm not saying it's intractable but it merits thought.

      • inerte 3 days ago ago

        The solution is to hide deep into the Terms of Service "Duplicate numbers may occur. You reserve the right to be sued if you complain."

      • crobertsbmw 3 days ago ago

        Maybe just show the last purchased number? Then it’s a race to get your order in if you want the next sequential number.

      • cloudmanager 3 days ago ago

        Exactly why we kept it simple. You find out your number when it ships.

        • defrost 3 days ago ago

          What guarantee is there against transit hash collisions?

          When two rocks are ordered, several rocks arrive, some with no ID numbers, others with IDs that match previously issued rocks?

      • trehans a day ago ago

        IIRC many websites (e.g. for buying concert tickets) have a lock mechanism where you have X amount of time to make your purchase during which time only a limited number of people can be in the checkout process.

        • cloudmanager a day ago ago

          We're avoiding any reservation or lock mechanisms entirely. Starting November 1, the site will display 'Most recent fulfillment: Rock #000047' to show systematic progress, but this creates no guarantee for future purchases.

          Sequential assignment follows strict order of payment completion only. No race conditions, no held inventory, no time windows. You either complete the transaction and receive the next sequential number, or you don't.

          The constraint is designed to eliminate the entire apparatus of purchase optimization, including queue management systems.

    • JKCalhoun 3 days ago ago

      Heads up: I purchased the first seven already.

  • Nevermark 3 days ago ago

    It is great they are documenting each rock. I would hate to get a forgery.

  • guide42 3 days ago ago

    Like physical EtherRocks[0]. Do will also come with a digital certificate that can be transfered online?

    [0] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EtherRock

    • cloudmanager 3 days ago ago

      Physical version, no blockchain needed.

    • gubbler 3 days ago ago

      I was going to make a joke about NFTs but it seems like reality beat me to it.

  • satisfice 3 days ago ago

    I need unnumbered rocks. Can you remove the numbering?

    • cloudmanager a day ago ago

      Rocks are not physically modified. Sequential numbering exists in our documentation system only - reflected on the Certificate of Authenticity and archive database. The rocks themselves remain in their natural state.

      • satisfice a day ago ago

        But they are still numbered.

        • cloudmanager a day ago ago

          Correct - the rocks are numbered but the number is not physically on the surface of the rock. Sequential assignment exists in our documentation system only - reflected on the Certificate of Authenticity and archive database. The rocks remain in their natural state. We have no plans to launch an un-numbered version of weight.rocks

    • analog31 3 days ago ago

      What are you, some kind of quarry robber?

  • cyclotron3k 3 days ago ago

    This will pair very well with my Anthropologie rock.

  • 3oil3 3 days ago ago

    Are the rocks ethically sourced?

    • cloudmanager 3 days ago ago

      All rocks sourced from private property and licensed commercial operations. No collection from public or protected lands.

    • xtiansimon 3 days ago ago

      Good point.

      “All park resources are protected so that all visitors may enjoy them. It is against the law to remove any of the natural (petrified wood, other rocks, plants, animals) or cultural resources (pottery pieces, arrowheads, Route 66 debris), including picking flowers.”

      https://www.nps.gov/pefo/faqs.htm

  • scrps 2 days ago ago

    Yeah but where is the blog post about bootstrapping webscale rocks from the ground up? Where are the growth hacks? This could be a tectonic shift in the startup ecosystem. Watching this thread you guys rock!

    Quick question... Have you considered letting customers come mine their own rocks?

  • caust1c 3 days ago ago

    ~That's a good way to launder money.~

    Err, tumble money. Err, that's a good internet gag.

  • ozten 3 days ago ago

    Is this a commentary on NFTs?

    • waltbosz 3 days ago ago

      It's funny you ask, I had this exact idea back during the NFT craze. I have an unlimited supply of rocks thanks to the creek in my back yard. Well not unlimited, but there are more rocks back there than people willing to buy them as a joke.

  • thenthenthen 2 days ago ago

    Wait no IPV6 sequence? There was a dude at the 2016(?) Internet Yami Ichi Tokyo selling IPV6 numbered rocks but sadly cant find the link anymore.

    Mayhe it is in here somewhere: https://yami-ichi.download/

  • hnaccountme 3 days ago ago

    What kind of scam is this?

    • thomassmith65 3 days ago ago

      Same kind as the Pet Rock, but worse because it's 2025.

  • King-Aaron 3 days ago ago

    $50 for a rock is outrageous. I would hope that it at least comes with a cool sticker, then I would be willing to accept it.

  • glimshe 3 days ago ago

    Their business plan looks rock solid!

  • pipularpop 3 days ago ago

    What are your contingency plans if a hecto-billionaire suddenly orders 100 million rocks? Can you scale?

  • firecall 3 days ago ago

    Congrats on the launch!

    Small suggestion - work on the semantic structure and SEO.

    It's all H1 Tags as far as the eye can see!

    • cloudmanager a day ago ago

      Updated. Semantic structure now follows proper heading hierarchy. Appreciate the technical review.

  • xtiansimon 3 days ago ago

    I’ve bought a lot from eBay (since 1998) and the joy of buying unique items is knowing the photo is of the exact object I’m receiving. Further from this experience, I understand the appeal less and less.

  • rkomorn a day ago ago

    Is the backend storage reliant on RocksDB?

  • untrimmed 3 days ago ago

    What makes a $50 rock different from the one in my backyard?

    • trenchpilgrim 3 days ago ago

      Can you convince someone to buy your rock for $50?

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  • robotguy 2 days ago ago

    You should get Twisted Sister for your marketing campaign.

  • mlhpdx 3 days ago ago

    This kind of objectification is stone cold.

  • RNase 3 days ago ago

    Literal art.

  • bitwize 2 days ago ago

    Business model: Uber for pet rocks!

  • danielodievich 3 days ago ago

    you guys are entirely too cool. I love it. Perfect commentary after a work day full of ai adjacent nonsense.

  • JKCalhoun 3 days ago ago

    Curious, was rocks.ai not available?

  • BobbyTables2 2 days ago ago

    Are these organic?

    Do you have a low salt version?

    Is there an option for pasteurized or raw?

    What about sustainable practices?

    What about concerns related to gravitational change from such operations?

    Is there a recycling program in place?

    Do they come with an MSDS and waste disposal instructions?

    What about a warranty? Isn’t that required by federal law?

  • mieses 3 days ago ago

    Let them eat rocks

  • slater 3 days ago ago

    small typo: "Assignment: Assignment:"

  • molticrystal 3 days ago ago

    Is nobody asking what mineral the rocks are? Are they all the same? Are there a few types of which you might get one of? Nobody cares?

    Next up pumice.rocks , limestone.rocks, basalt.rocks?

  • ghoul2 2 days ago ago

    Meh. Rocks are a feature, not a product.