80 comments

  • Zee2 3 days ago ago

    My iPhone 16 Pro immediately started heating up the moment I opened the page. 11/10 working as designed!

    • jameslk 3 days ago ago

      Yes, I didn’t know my phone had a secret feature of becoming an instant hand warmer until I visited this website

  • maxfurman 3 days ago ago

    This is one of the stupidest, most amazing things I've seen in quite a while. I'm glad to see someone doing something silly just for fun and not just hustling.

  • knowknow 3 days ago ago

    This is the epitome of crappy website designs and I love it. The unnecessary gradients, nauseating movements, ambiguous buttons, and overall clutter really symbolizes Mr. worldwide’s shoddiness.

    • treetalker 3 days ago ago

      And leaving the upside down exclamation point off the "Dale!" — chef's kiss. So Miami.

      Adding a "que bola!!!" somewhere would be the icing on the cake.

    • oliwarner 3 days ago ago

      The pulsing title underline causing page shift is genius. It's a blinking marquee away from perfection.

      • bmicraft 3 days ago ago

        Helps that my phone renders the layout shifting at ~5fps

    • MarcelOlsz 3 days ago ago

      I will always respect him for doing the Alaska show.

      • smallpipe 3 days ago ago

        There was an online contest to vote for Pitbull to go perform at your local Walmart. The internet being what it is, he got sent to the most remote Walmart in the US, Kodiak Alaska. He did go and perform. What a top lad.

      • jayrot 3 days ago ago

        For real. I’m sure he got money or whatever but it does show a certain sense of humor/self awareness

        • jagermo 3 days ago ago

          I also have not yet heard that he is a sex criminal, despite his lyrics.

  • NoboruWataya 3 days ago ago

    Looks great, though surely Mr Worldwide has sufficient wisdom to go around that we don't have to ration it to one quote a day!

    I've seen Pitbull twice, it's always a great show. Lots of energy and plenty of nuggets of wisdom dispensed between songs, lol.

  • throwask 3 days ago ago

    Seems more 80s/vaporwave to me than glassmorphism.

    The music player isn't working for me, chrome is reporting the following:

    Cookies with the SameSite=None; Secure and not Partitioned attributes that operate in cross-site contexts are third-party cookies. Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.

    • garyreckon a day ago ago

      i've removed the iframe now as it was causing more issues than benefitting a good , fun experience. i couldn't quite get it to work so will update the 80s vaporwave shortly with some music

    • dkh 3 days ago ago

      Same problem.

  • seliopou 3 days ago ago

    For the pitbull lovers, there's http://www.pitbullparty.com/

    • samtheDamned 3 days ago ago

      The "How to play" button being in the American Horror Story font really finishes the whole thing

  • lxe 3 days ago ago

    Peak weekend HN

  • pratik661 3 days ago ago

    All this needs is a song that starts immediately playing when this loads in your browser and you have a full nostalgia trip

    • garyreckon a day ago ago

      i built this but could not get to stream it properly so removed it before deployment. my local version plays a playlist when this loads in the browser and its a party

  • josu 3 days ago ago

    This is horrible.

  • pelagicAustral 3 days ago ago

    Nice one. I appreciate the humor. I t reminded me of an app I used to praise on my Nokia Lumia on Windows Phone, it was a simple Chael Sonnen wisdom app I could open anytime to get some quotes from the GOAT

  • memhole 3 days ago ago

    I find the moving background nauseating lol. I like it though. Hope you enjoy the show!

  • fastball 3 days ago ago

    Love the website but that Pitbull quote of the day is kinda... rapey

    • lazide 3 days ago ago

      On the plus side, pitbull seems like one of the few with no actual rape accusations. So that’s good?

  • ecocentrik 3 days ago ago

    Pitbull's personal philosophy strongly compliments the Musk, Andreessen, Thiel, Altman worldview. I imagine Musk's first Martian colony will outlaw all music except for Pitbull.

  • n2dasun 3 days ago ago

    This is awesome, but also makes me want to fight you

  • kylehotchkiss 3 days ago ago

    I hope every second of the show delivers what you’ve been anticipating. 11/10 great work

  • ks2048 3 days ago ago

    I want to love/hate this, but when I click Dale, it says come back tomorrow (?)

  • stevage 3 days ago ago

    Who or what is MrWorldwide? Lot of people in this thread seem to know.

  • mynameyeff 12 hours ago ago

    Who’s Dale??

  • DarmokJalad1701 3 days ago ago

    Who is Dale?

    • alehlopeh 3 days ago ago

      It’s Miami (read: Spanish) for “word” or “cheers”

      • adynaton 3 days ago ago

        It means " go" or "let's go"

        • alehlopeh 3 days ago ago

          Sure but what’s it used for. To finish a conversation.

          • _3u10 3 days ago ago

            It’s both, it’s not just a Miami thing. I hear it all over Latin America. In both ways like dale dale Olimpia (go <team> go).

            Me: I’ll have a burger. Waiter: dale.

            I don’t hear it much in Argentina tho, but maybe I wasn’t listening for it.

            • CPLX 3 days ago ago

              Don't forget "vale" which I always think of as being Spain Spanish but you hear it all over the Spanish speaking world too. Which is like almost the same, but not the same.

    • treetalker 3 days ago ago

      You could translate the Spanish literally as "hit it". It's like saying "alright!"

      • ch4s3 3 days ago ago

        I think “let’s gooooooo!” Is probably closer? Ish

        • CPLX 3 days ago ago

          If we are being literal literal it’s “give it” or “give (it to you)”

          • ch4s3 3 days ago ago

            Right, but that obviously isn't how it should be translated in context.

            • CPLX 3 days ago ago

              It's pretty close. I always think of "send it" as a pretty close English equivalent phrase.

  • NetOpWibby 3 days ago ago

    Thank you for this, I hope it shoots to the front page.

  • lunarcave 3 days ago ago

    I don't know why I like it, but I like it.

  • boristsr 3 days ago ago

    This reminds me very much of the fun of the "old internet", late 90's early 2000s geocities fun! Love it.

  • pirbull 3 days ago ago

    The fact that this is in the lead up to a show outside the US makes this even better

  • tt_dev 3 days ago ago

    I had my phone on my chest and breathing. Took me a minute to realize my breath matched the movement.

  • SanjayMehta 3 days ago ago

    I have no idea what’s going on here and from the comments it appears that this is by design.

  • nickvec 3 days ago ago

    This site made me feel nauseous.

  • thiht 3 days ago ago

    I love that the "not now" button does nothing

  • busterarm 3 days ago ago

    My new home page. Love it!

  • cjbconnor 3 days ago ago

    Looks cool, but the bottom lines flicker badly on Firefox, Windows 11.

    • idopmstuff 3 days ago ago

      I mean based on this website I'm gonna say feature not a bug

      • flaminHotSpeedo 3 days ago ago

        Fine, I guess I'll just go take my IE7 impressions elsewhere!

  • link2navjeet 3 days ago ago

    this will cure my adhd

  • kittikitti 3 days ago ago

    This app is revolutionary in the design. It's not campy but the next generation. It's an upgrade from AI slop, perhaps "AI camp"? Like, people asked an AI for a million features, it gave them slop, but during camp they all figured it out and made it to the front page!

    I also like the "breathing". This is probably nauseating for most people but I sort of do this while scrolling so I have my finger ready to swipe in between the seconds I read through the screen.

    • Xen9 2 days ago ago

      Now that you mentioned, "as highly conscious and self aware person", I observe the wave like up and down breathing effective, which I did not pay attention to while on the site, as a cost-effect. The interesting part is I am not always sure if I am actually waving from breathing, of if this is the illusion, and it was for half minute certainly both. This is the type of thing one remembers a decade afterwards.

      I don't know if this is AI, it looks like it, but could well not be.

      I believe this isn't "just fun" but having told the AI to not to make it work for meme effect on HN. Obviously AI could fix easily, including but not limited to the music itself.

  • dev_stdout 3 days ago ago

    This is nauseating. 10/10, no notes.

  • bix6 3 days ago ago

    Knocked it out of the park with this one

  • vandahm 3 days ago ago

    I wish I had thought of this.

  • cs3f16 3 days ago ago

    This feels like a fever dream.

    • bigbuppo 3 days ago ago

      The concept of Pitbull seems like fever dream.

  • alabhyajindal 3 days ago ago

    This is too funny!! Dale!

  • kylecazar 3 days ago ago

    I thought there must be another Mr. Worldwide I'm not familiar with. Nope, it's Pitbull ;)

    I like it.

  • therm0 3 days ago ago

    Unironically better than all the 'Another GPT Wrapper' apps that get submitted here.

  • alehlopeh 3 days ago ago

    Now I’m aware that a lot of Swedish people are into Pitbull.

    • dkh 3 days ago ago

      A lot of people are into Pitbull.

      • heftymouse 3 days ago ago

        A lot of people worldwide, one could say

  • slicktux 3 days ago ago

    Dude! Where are the DJ horn sound effects!?

  • bigbuppo 3 days ago ago

    This is so stupid I love it.

  • NehalNetha 3 days ago ago

    is the page breathing lollll

  • yoyopa 3 days ago ago

    The bigger they are, the harder they fall (Yeah) This biggity boy's a diggity dog (Yeah) I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off Twerkin' in they bras and thongs (Timber) Face down, booty up (Timber) That's the way we like the what? (Timber) I'm slicker than an oil spill She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber

    • wincy 3 days ago ago

      I came, I saw, I conquered

      I saw, I conquered, I came

      Truly the Shakespeare of our time