48 comments

  • pcbro141 12 hours ago ago

    Waymo already beat Tesla to Full Self Driving. I use Waymo frequently in SF and it's great. It makes this Tesla robotaxi with an undefined release date not very interesting.

    • 0max 12 hours ago ago

      Based on some of the viral videos out of SF lately, I think we need Delamain from Cyberpunk 2077 more than Waymo at this point. I've been in a Waymo with other drivers trying to test its intelligence (trying to cut into the Waymo's lane with the signal on while right in the blind spot) and it's not fun.

  • Ankaios 12 hours ago ago

    They're currently discussing how difficult it was to design a credit card reader for the Robotaxi that would reliably fail whenever it detects cash in the passenger's wallet.

    • paulryanrogers 12 hours ago ago

      Is this a joke? Do they prefer the taxis get paid in cash?

      • mgiampapa 12 hours ago ago

        Every Taxi driver in NYC has a credit card machine that is broken unless you show them you don't have cash.

        • Freedom2 11 hours ago ago

          I was in NYC last month and paid fine with card, and the driver clearly saw cash in my wallet?

          • Grazester 2 hours ago ago

            I dont know how true it is now but I can tell you once upon a time they preferred cash and yes their machine frequently seemed to be broken or had some issue. My experiences were a long time ago before the rise of Uber and Lyft

        • natroniks 11 hours ago ago

          This is complete and utter bullshit. Whatever your personal experience, I have ridden taxis hundreds of times over the course of 2 decades and not once has a cab demanded I pay cash. I exclusively used credit cards and have been since roughly 2009

      • wenc 10 hours ago ago

        It's a running joke but also still true in many cities in America. Cab drivers really do prefer to be paid in cash.

  • Animats 12 hours ago ago

    The event has started. They have some Teslas driving slowly around the Warner Brothers lot with no people in them. Musk is talking.

    The closed captions are running ahead of the talking.

  • muglug 12 hours ago ago

    He talks about the tyranny of parking lots, but this is a solved problem! The whole presentation is an exercise in steadfastly not talking about public transportation.

    • marcusverus 12 hours ago ago

      He actually did address public transportation, saying that fully autonomous, on demand taxis will be the equivalent of individualized public transportation. He's right. Why would I want to stand outside in the elements for 20 minutes waiting for a bus when I could hail an autonomous taxi and be on my way?

      "Just ride a bus" is the "640K ought to be enough for anybody" of the current cycle.

      • tsimionescu 12 hours ago ago

        A bus can transport 100+ people while taking up about the same road space as two or maybe three of these. Those could transport 4 or maybe 6 people. I don't think more needs to be said about the chances of this replacing actual public transport.

        • zaroth 11 hours ago ago

          The bus can only transport 100 people because it forces everyone to take the same route, regardless of where they are actually headed. This is not merely inconvenient, but a delusional take on the future of mobility.

          You cannot eat on the bus. You cannot bring your grocery bags on the bus. You cannot bring your pets on the bus.

          Also, there’s the fact you have to sit with (and smell) 99 other people. Some of them you may find are mentally unstable shitbags that will possibly assault you.

          No thanks.

          • tsimionescu 11 hours ago ago

            Sure, there are inconveniences, but it is literally impossible to run a huge city any other way (I mean, other than fixed route large vehicle cramped public transport, be it busses, trains, trams etc). It is geometrically impossible to fit 20 million people on roads in cars during 1-3 hours when businesses start and end. Drivers make no difference, the problem is the form factor. This is not a technological problem, not even a physical problem, it's a problem of basic math.

            • saturn8601 10 hours ago ago

              Thats technically where the tunnels come in. I'm not saying its a solved problem im just saying that this real problem has obviously been considered.

              • tsimionescu 10 hours ago ago

                Yes, and the only solution has been found 200+ years ago: trains and other similar forms of public transport.

                • saturn8601 10 hours ago ago

                  In the US and other places with low density, people just don't want public transit if they can avoid it. Its just not going to happen. Are you European? I ask because I constantly have europeans come on here and other places pushing public transit as the solution but people in the states just don't want it and they can't seem to internalize this.

                  • tsimionescu 9 hours ago ago

                    New York subways are pretty full too, so this is not a European vs US thing. It's just a matter of population density.

                    • saturn8601 9 hours ago ago

                      I made this same argument at CCC last year because a presenter was arguing for mandating buses in every country instead of EVs. When I pushed back they trotted out the example of NYC: a single exception whose own subway system is slowly collapsing due to legacy and graft.

                      Keep talking like this and you'll leave yourself baffled as to why society ends up disagreeing with you. If you look at the voting patterns of people not only in the Americas but also increasingly in Europe, they are already pushing back.

                      • tsimionescu 7 hours ago ago

                        On the contrary, cities everywhere are moving away from cars and towards more pedestrian infra and public transport. Plus, even in the USA, the biggest reason cities like LA or Houston don't have good public transport is that they are gigantic sprawls. More dense cities do have significant public transit options that people use.

              • trilbyglens 8 hours ago ago

                You do realize that tunnels under cities are literally the most expensive type of infrastructure possible to build?

                • saturn8601 7 hours ago ago

                  Im not advocating for or against it. Only pointing out that this is the solution they are proposing.

                  • yread 6 hours ago ago

                    Even flying cars are a better (ok, less worse) solution than the stupid tunnels. But Musk is not selling those yet

      • add-sub-mul-div 11 hours ago ago

        Does he not understand the point of public transportation or is he hoping the people he says this to don't understand the point of public transportation?

    • bryanlarsen 12 hours ago ago

      They just announced a bus.

  • Teknomancer 12 hours ago ago

    After seeing the Chinese company Unitree tease this https://youtu.be/GzX1qOIO1bE, Optimus seems very unarticulated and clunky. And Unitree claim it would be a bit more than half the projected cost of the Tesla offering. Time will tell. My bets right now are not on Elon leading a Tesla supremacy in anything in the future—and that is unfortunate. I wish an American company could pull it off.

    • sidcool 5 hours ago ago

      That looks like CGI. Pretty good one, but CGI.

      • bfeynman 2 hours ago ago

        it's not cgi... you can already buy their dog ones and they bring these around to shows.

  • reallymental 12 hours ago ago

    What a bizzare world we live in. He's promising some version of the thing he did in 2016 [0], he's promising a lower than $30k price point, also the famous "unsupervised full self driving" (how many more adjectives does one need for autonomous vehicles?).

    Perhaps he's made another deal with the board for a better $100B pay package so he can lie to the shareholders (who'll eat it up) and he'll dump subpar products onto these people who are heralding him as another "genius" or whatever.

    He's just another run-of-the-mill, out of touch conman at this point. He was great, but he didn't hold onto his own greatness.

    edit: Something about a park ride?! ... Jesus.

    [0] - https://qz.com/elon-musk-tesla-robotaxi-timeline-1851664786#....

    • davidbarker 12 hours ago ago

      It disappoints me when otherwise intelligent people take him for his word at this point. Even ignoring his descent into political madness and conspiracy, he's simply not trustworthy.

      Fool me once, shame on Elon. Fool me 194 times, shame on me.

    • reallymental 12 hours ago ago

      Well he's now got his robots dancing. It's all a joke people, let's wrap it up.

  • cs702 12 hours ago ago

    I can only imagine the kind of last-minute drama the Robotaxi team is going through, behind the scenes.

    Hopefully they will pull through and get started soon enough.

    • minwcnt5 8 hours ago ago

      Will their robotaxi team even have jobs tomorrow? The demo is over, they delivered their project.

  • Animats 12 hours ago ago

    Walking humanoid robots.

    Also videos of more humanoid robots that move better than the ones shown live.

  • Animats 12 hours ago ago

    Presentation is over. They're having a party.

    Overall, this demo looks a lot like the self driving vehicles at Guangzhou Bio Island. They have slow self-driving buses and taxis in a somewhat controlled environment.[1] That sort of thing has been working for about five years now.

    [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3sCm1GGC5I

  • Animats 12 hours ago ago

    Inductive charging. Robotaxi does not need to plug in.

    Pictures of robotic car interior cleaning, but no mention of that.

  • porphyra 12 hours ago ago
  • Animats 12 hours ago ago

    Teslas "fully autonomous in Texas and California next year" using Model 3 and Model Y.

    Cybercab before 2027.

  • noncoml 12 hours ago ago

    My simple mind can't understand what's the advantage of having a two seater vs four or five seater. Any insights?

    • silok 3 hours ago ago

      With autonomy you do not need a one-fit-all vehicle that support many different use cases.

      Instead you have access to a fleet of specialized vehicles that are optimized for different tasks. Eg many trips might still be with only one or two passangers, and then a small two seater makes a lot of sense. If you need larger capacity you simple order a ride from a suitable vehicle class.

    • ec109685 12 hours ago ago

      They can use “we’re working on the chassis” as an excuse for why it’s not ready yet.

  • oxqbldpxo 12 hours ago ago

    Jump Elon jump!!!

  • Animats 12 hours ago ago

    There's a 20 person bus version.

  • zzleeper 12 hours ago ago

    Lol those cyclists surely looked terrified

  • Animats 12 hours ago ago

    "We expect the cost to be below $30,000."